PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL ABOARD THE COMFY BOAT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>ActNavySec Modly on F&F 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145407262001
>AMC DepComdr LtGen Thomas on F&F 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145426650001
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470753-1/
youtu.be/Bo0zjZkPFyc
>Pres Trump signs HR 748 CARES Act 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470779-1/
youtu.be/Iou7SsogGHc
>VP Pence on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/ysqHFHkIEVQ
>AG IronBarr/ActDEAAdm Dhillon/AsstAG(CD) Benczkowski Press Conf on Nicolás Maduro 3/26/20
youtu.be/EA4YU2bpvO8
>AG IronBarr on Corona-chan 3/26/20
youtu.be/90wBJNBxnWU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/Y1AyZpSp8d0
>NECDir Kudlow on Hannity 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145359243001
>Giuliani on Ingraham 3/27/20
youtu.be/jTspYIVHFRs
>DPAPolCoord Navarro FBN 3/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145320707001/
>SG Adams on GMA 3/27/20
youtu.be/e8gkeq4g-Vo
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/27/20
youtu.be/2XvyBmZGqHc
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 3/27/20
youtu.be/EklV_yqD994
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145179904001
>SOUTHCOM Comdr Adm Faller/SOUTHCOM Ldrs @Virtual Town Hall 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744656/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Herman Cain (Lara) 3/27/20
youtu.be/8QdQgH2yZbI

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MAGA

MAGA

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shit, tom hanks lived

LFM

I said no malarkey Jack.

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MAGA

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AWOO!

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NY goes red.

Does anyone find it strange that Prince Hairy and Megan Muttface have decided to officially call LA home?
>got kicked out of the UK by grandma
>said they were going to live in Canada
>that didnt work out
>now suddenly they want to live in country that they aren't considered royalty in RIGHT BEFORE CANADA CLOSES THEIR BORDER

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In what universe?

This is a Niggacaust.

>she ate the fucking taco in mexico

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Fact check: True

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I'd breed

(you) made me LOL

Why are more and more liberals completely androgynous wrecks now? Is it at the point where it's sexist to not look like a man or a woman?

The left is going all out to piss their black base off

Elections gun be gud

Canada stopped paying for their security. Also, she got a voice-over gig in a Disney movie or some such.

Consider, if you will, that jobless welfareniggers are neither human nor right wing

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this one. seethe.

holy shit, are normies getting redpilled on WHO
they are now going back and researching about WHO & UN's opinion on Taiwan

twitter.com/willchamberlain/status/1243977396463730688?s=20

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*sexist TO look like a man or a woman? It's fucking unnerving.

> His gains where dependent on get bing money to someone in order to use their equipment
THERE PEOPLE IN ***THIS VERY THREAD*** TO WHOM THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS TRUE
> home gym master race report in
Gainz status: untouched

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she went to the hospital because she had the shits?
ahahahahaha what the fuck

No, she did a interview where she mentioned that she doesn't feel at home in London like she does in L.A., and Harry's a cuck.

lel

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lol imagine this stuff turns out to really work. trump will bring a bottle to the press briefing and feed them to the media like they are little dogs. "you want one? huh....huh. sit...sit... thats a good boy peter!"

So the best thing to do is to go to a country that won't pay for their security? Doesn't explain it.
Articles claim she wants to do acting, not voice acting.

They were only partially through their treatments, and the supplies wore off.

So...

The founding president of Space Force

>nationalizes a company to make tens of thousands of venitlators
>we dont need
>after activating the Guard in three blue states
>during an election year
>within a pen-stroke of emergency powers
>during a dubious national emergency

I see we are on schedule.

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I want to see that but what is the road to victory there?

Her agent and friends are also out the.

Having political figures of other nations live in a country that they aren't a part of is strange enough, I personally think there's something behind all this.

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wew

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Who tf wants to live in Canada if not for the gibs

wrong pic, actual one

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HY DROX EE
don't eat aquarium cleaner you fucking tards

Cases and deaths fucking exploding right now

Where you at nothingburger fags

Cuomo continuing his daily briefs

user pls the pain is immense. I NEED IT

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White is the Army and Black the Baron
That want to restore the old Democrat's throne, again
But from the taiga to British seas
The Republican Army's at the peak of strength!


Let the Republican Army
Take in its journey
A bayonet with its hardened hand,
And now we must all
Unstopped by walls
Go into one last deadly stand!

Oh Republican Army, let's march on our way!
The House and Senate calls us into the fray.
For from the taiga to British seas
The Republican Army's at the peak of strength!


Flames and fires worldwide we seek to ignite,
Razing down churches and prisons in tide.
For from the taiga to British seas
The Republican Army's at the peak of strength!

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>ignores key points of my post
Hi shill

grils will not kiss you on the bus

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ALWAYS!

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Is this pissing off NYers?

Whoa

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First time I mentioned buying a bar and the sets of weights in this thread was what, 2016?
You don’t even need a bench if you have a spotter at home to load and unload your bench press

>Our rapist

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This virus is fixing a lot of shitty things in the world.

easy with the guns there, hotshot

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no fucking way this is real

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I do wish I had my barbell set with me. I would be getting so BIG

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In the universe where Democrats bungled everything related to the chink flu
>call Drumpf racist for canceling flights from China
>encourage your citizens to eat at Chinese restaurants and join the chink parades
>forget to resupply your hospitals with ventilators and PPE
>get your supplies refurbished by the federal government... hide it in a warehouse
>keep whining and crying on tv even though FEMA literally built you 3 hospitals in the last week
>shut everything down and threaten people with jail time for leaving their homes
>destroy your state's economy
>your illegal immigrant base is getting fast-tracked for deportation
>no more illegal immigrants from now until November
Yea, they're fucked

>is sane

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Can we agree that Trump is doublefucked in Michigan if that governor gets nominated for VP?

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I haven't been to my local diner for weekend breakfast since the lockdowns happened. I miss it.

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Escort prices have remained about the same on the East coast.

>I personally think there's something behind all this.
Then you're retarded and didn't do the basic research into your subject, she has mentioned exactly why she wants to live there, and neither have any connections to the Royal family in a legal or political way.
Stop being stupid.

> OH NO NO NO NO NO
FUCKING DEFEND THIS, RIGHT NOW!
(protip: you can without being racist)

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>Chinese manufactured chemicals
We should be nuking those evil bugs.

Gym is a little much, a couple kettle bells and a skipping rope is all you really need. You could even make do with something to do pull-ups from and move towards the one-arm pushup, pull-up, and one leg squats and run in place for cardio.

i've propably done more pushups in the past 2 weeks than the entire last year.
Out of sheer boredom.

prison gains are real.

Seems plausible but it would take a lot to make a dem voter go red. Usually its only the other way

Junkies are now living in the bathrooms at my local park as well. Extremely sanitary.

What’s preventing you from acquiring one? No local shops?

They're criminals, who gives a fuck. Don't be somewhere illegally.

>FUCKING DEFEND THIS, RIGHT NOW!

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I don't want to fall for an edit so I'll reserve judgment

I have never trusted a Fed but I would unironically let an ICE Agent borrow my gun. Those guys are great shitposters who also spend their time telling the bigger government to fuck off so they can do their job.

>(((Yudith)))

also
>sulfate
vs
>phosphate

Can I get a tl;dr on the MI governor? Is this the typical case of "why doesn't orange man do my job?"

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Go be a failure somewhere else

Hard to gauge but I think it's a pattern. People are always looking for the errors done by 'authority' figures. The media constantly attacking Trump causes people to look for the errors in reporting and lean towards Trump after discovering the bias in reporting. The flip is taking place for Cuomo where instead of the viewer having to work to uncover the good they have to work to uncover the bad. Outside of twitter and MSM talking heads, you're going to have push back. I don't have any hard evidence but in that way I'm as reliable as national pollsters.

kek that sucks
the only reason niggers like basketball so much is because it's the only sport where all you need is a 10 dollar ball lmao sucks to be them

MAGA & kill a commie for mommy in Minecraft.
TOTAL WAR on commie scum!
Fortress - I Hate commie scum!
youtube.com/watch?v=GeFnlqmZ740

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Leaf kettlebell + rope advice is solid for those who don’t have the barbell set for the full training session.
Space is an issue tho so for NY style apartments I strongly suggest a barbell set.

>unethically
nice bit of editorializing there

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Jolio, I’s got da drooogs. Cum er Amigo!

Half-whit? He's practically begging for something like that.

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