At this pace we’ll be testing 140% of all Germans per day next week.
German autism increases testing capacity to 200,000 per day
Jonathan Campbell
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Parker Bell
This time we win
Isaiah Mitchell
Does testing collect your DNA?
Brody Myers
GERMAN POWER
REST OF WORLD ON SUICIDE WATCH
VIRUS SHOAHD
Parker Adams
are those the new "american" fast tests or something similar? what gave germany this potential?
Caleb Jenkins
>DNA harvesting
Hans is fucked
Leo Cooper
Vorwärts, Kamerad
Brandon Taylor
Which test is Germany using? I can't find the information. Who produce those tests?
Hunter Turner
Ze German tests
Brody Perez
It is the test that makes you asymptomatic.
Caleb Clark
why are we so autistic bros?
Ian Bennett
>pushes to expand
How many per day are they doing currently?
Mason Scott
Ayden Anderson
Well yes and no. Yes, as in: the sample can be used to extract and catalogue your DNA. No, as in: the qPCR doesn't "spit out" a DNA profile, it only tests for the presence of the virus.
Robert Bennett
Who do they even test? Didn't hear of anyone getting tested among my relatives. How is that possible when they're testing 200,000 a day? Or are they just retesting ill people?
Brayden Rodriguez
>working hard to establish reliable numbers
>hurrr guise, its autism
Jace Brooks
This is the power of maintaining a strong industrial base. Manufacturing tools can be converted to create whatever you need them to create. You don't need to rely on chinks when you have tons of machine shops and chemical plants available.
Ayden Harris
Right now, they are testing about 300.000 - 450.000 a week, so we aren't at 200k a day yet. And I know plenty of people who have been tested (3 of them positive).
Gabriel Rodriguez
Vollidiot detected.
You need multiple tests to get rid of false positives. Also, you could be negative and positive just week after contraction.
Daniel Russell
I WANT EVERYONE TO DIE HERE
AHHHHHHHHH
Anthony Carter
There is an old lady I know who is healthy, but already had her 3rd corona test. She loves the attention, so she says she’s sick and goes to different doctors to get tested.
Elijah Scott
Tests are unneeded, masks don't work, #stayathome
Dominic Moore
Germany is going to expose the jewish nwo hoax virus.
Ayden Robinson
This is what South Korea did.... South Korea won the "reaction/response" out of all the first world nations.
NOT THE FORMER SUPER POWER KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES
ASIAN CENTURY BEGINS NOW.
Dylan Perez
Do you use chloroquine in Germany ?
Austin Allen
South Korea tests 10 times less than Germany now... and they are doing the most rests per day they ever did.
Evan Barnes
Germans. They are one of the last remaining countries in Europe with big industries. The rest of the countries exported that to foreign asian countries because little children can work just productively as adults but they are cheaper.
Justin Collins
Of course. All the cattle will have their DNA stored in a database. If I was in power I would store the sheep's DNA.
Jonathan Mitchell
Man I cant remember the last time the Germans tried to process 200,000 of anything in 1 day.
Jack Reed
those arent tests
the german government is INFECTING every single german with the virus that they planted on those swaps
dont let yourself get swabbed
Charles Bailey
No, it’s harmful. We use remdesivir (Ebola drug), Actemra (immunosuppressive) and Kaletra (HIV drug).
William Peterson
>the german government is INFECTING every single german with the virus that they planted on those swaps
That’s a good strategy
Landon Robinson
South Korean has done around 300,000 tests in total. Even the US is doing 100,000 tests per day now and has been for about a week.
Jordan Russell
Hands off my mum and dad or it's getting personal.
Elijah Williams
The necessity to be precise and follow direct instructions was probably what Germans relied during their thousands of years as hunters in dense woodland
Jacob Anderson
Just imagine what you could achieve if you still valued law and order, and not just faux Ordnung.
Lucas Sanchez
>Kaletra
Doesn't work.
>remdesivir
Highly dangerous but might work, no study prove it.
>Chloroquine being harmful
kek
Daniel Sullivan
>Even the US is doing 100,000 tests per day now and has been for about a week.
nope, source?
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Vice-President Mike Pence said coronavirus tests were now available in all 50 states and more than 552,000 tests had been conducted nationwide.
From yesterday: that’s total tests bbc.com
Thomas Evans
That autism is a legitimate superpower
Adrian Baker
>The necessity to be precise and follow direct instructions was probably what Germans relied during their thousands of years as hunters in dense woodland
does it explain why I'd rather tinker around on my workbench instead of having sex? :p
Grayson White
>tfw tested
Jacob Rodriguez
we have treated various patients and all recovered.
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William Young
What's the name of the company.
Josiah Hill
FUCK FUCK I WANT A HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAA
Leo Thomas
Based Drosten listener.
Levi Ross
I’m sorry drive up testing seems like it’s going to infect a lot of people. They probably don’t change gloves after swabbing. Virus gets on gloves and the next person has it jammed up their nose
Bentley Morales
>"Oh, fuck yeah. Test me harder, mien furor."
Jayden Mitchell
Birx said about 14% of people tested are positive, and the US has been getting 10,000+ new cases each day for the last 6 days.
Christopher Barnes
>If I was in power I would store the sheep's DNA
But why? All that data is basically useless unless you just want to conduct scientific studies on it
Nathaniel Ross
en.wikipedia.org
What actually makes Germany what it is and is present in every part of north German culture with Bavaria being the exception.
Ayden Davis
>ten at a time
>200k per day
they're not really gonna order 20k of these machines, are they? besides cost, just building so many will take quite a while, you can't build 20k complex machines in a few days
Connor Bennett
You easily can do both at the same time when you are efficient.
Hudson Rivera
It’s prob 14% overall, not per day... 550k*0.14= 90k
Jack Rogers
Do you have a link to a published study ? You piqued my curiosity.
Aiden Rivera
Is that a BRRRRAAAPPP swab that he is shoving up her nose? It looks like she's enjoying it too.
Lincoln Scott
>they're not really gonna order 20k of these machines, are they?
No, but they could, they only cost 15k a piece. They probably buy 5,000 to 10,000 next week to augment traditional testing.
Leo Campbell
Your link doesn't say that. You are lying.
Christian Sullivan
No published study yet. Seen an interview with a doctor participating in the study yesterday, he said he used it 3 times on patients and they are better.
Other German limk from 5days ago saying they are looking in a Schnellzulassung (quick drug approval) for remdesivir for corona. n-tv.de
Dominic Collins
>It’s prob 14% overall, not per day
Why would those numbers be significantly different? And that article might be from the 27th, but the numbers in it are from the 26th. New cases have been hitting the 10k mark since about the 23rd. That means 300k of that 550k would be from the previous 3 days, and that since then it's likely increased by another 200k.
Jason Morris
know two positive tested people
Joseph Turner
>oh a white man is comming
>huick hans, grab ze pozzed cotton swab!
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Jaxon Cruz
Just take the George Bush stance: "Not gonna do it! Not gonna do it!"
Parker Bell
first they said 500,000, now 200,000. there's no way, ever, that they could muster those numbers. they don't have enough personnel, structures, and logistics to do so. not to mention the risk of having literally 1 percent of all the country's population clogging the hospitals for the test. and what about the results? the false positives? the defect tampons from china? they are just shouting random numbers
Jose Adams
ok, you win
Sebastian Hernandez
Just you watchz, Mario, just you watchz.
Also, it was 500k per week, now it’s 200k per day. Soon we’ll test 1million per day. In your face, Mario!
Justin Perez
share some test germans bro, we are are ruining out of tests
Hunter Baker
How are so many people getting tested. Are they lining up at testing centers ?
Brayden Turner
Easton Foster
to see which genes are the most superior.
Parker Thompson
No test for you!
Jacob Carter
>No, it’s harmful.
Friss mal zwei Gramm Paracetamol du absolut vollmongoloider Spastiker.
Leo Robinson
goddamn your efficiency helmut
Ian Adams
to search for someone/some'thing' or, to be more specific, a group / family / heritage of "someone"
:-)
Gabriel Clark
We have ze 1000 test centers. Ze people are lining up for ze test, Francoise.
Caleb Adams
Based German bros fighting the spread
Carter Martin
>Doch noch weiß man nicht, ob Remdesivir das klinische Outcome der Patienten verbessern kann.
Benjamin Mitchell
Glad we didn t help you in WWII
Ian Morales
God bless you.
Nathan Robinson
why do german women look so scary
Evan Lopez
when will you guys set up the treatment camps for those who fail the test?
Henry Reed
Sure it will, but then again we are not retarded burgers.
Colton Clark
Germans had to lie about auto emissions testing just to keep up with the world so do you think we believe any testing numbers coming out of Germany now?
Christopher Ward
German efficiency.
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Matthew Bennett
How do you collect DNA from everyone on earth without anyone noticing?
You create a reason, then tell all your lapdog media to push push push it, like they did to initially make facebook popular
Jace Price
Wouldn't testing like that get people infected?
He's like an inch from her nose with gloves that get breathed on 24/7