/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2663

There were 520 000 cases yesterday this hour
now it's 650 000
What the fuck is happening?

Where is Chen Quishi?

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High hopes eh.

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LOOK AT HER GO

Take your meds.

idc I need my trumpbux.

Guys the fucking power just went out in my entire zone right now. Lucky to still have my phone and laptop charged up. Wtf is happening?

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Hoax or not we´re fucked

oh no no no ahahahahahah

>need a new TV for my N64
>find a cheap one for 10€
>dudes' name is "Xue"
>get to the address
>mid 50s chinese dude walks out
>mask on
>coughing like a motherfucker
>holding the TV
>he puts down tv
>steps back
>I inspect TV take it
>put money on floor
>step back
pandemics make craigslist deals feel like a fucking mafia flick

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I didn't believe it would get another 50k so fast, it's totally happening

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>Where is Chen Quishi?
reduced to his elementary particles.

OH NOOOOOOOOO WE'RE ALL GOING TO SURVIVE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>theme for normies

youtube.com/watch?v=jVmB3lRjCmc

Haha, get fucked Dacia!

Add this, OP
foxnews.com/media/who-china-taiwan-interview

Coronavirus is FAKE AND GAY and all of you fearmongerers are FAKE AND GAY. You fucking glowniggers. I can see you from here...glowing. NIGGERS that glow in the dark... GLOW NIGGERS!

based and redpilled

Reminder that basically all ameriburgers have “pre-existing” conditions

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What happens when the virus comes to Bangladesh, population 164 million?

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>all those overcrowded hospitals and dead people aren't real
take your meds

Electric company caught the wuhan coof

Cherry blossoms are beautiful.

Enjoy your infected TV. Hope that suffering and pain is worth it just so you could watch some government indoctrination.

>Look out of the window
OK
>There's no military
but there is
>not a single body bag
they ran out of body bags
>you are afraid to leave the house
well, military would shoot me
>We will go to the doctor
most are dead
>hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life
is not like we have a huge amount of time left

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 116,326 (1,943) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 56,202 (403) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,434 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 3,981 (22) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Brazil 3,477 (93) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (30) Pakistan 1,420 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,200 (+247) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +5,331 (+52) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +210 (+3) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Pakistan +47 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3) Morocco +14 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT OF MY HEAD SHILL

I can finally play some pokemon stadium again so worth it

Lol Conte has just asked to private’s to give to towns money for food. This is beyond pathetic

Nice larp memeflag.

democratic hoax
80k died from the flu
trump 2020 landslide victory

The audacity of this nigger.
>Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus believes Taiwanese netizens responsible for bulk of online criticism
>As a petition calling for the resignation of World Health Organization (WHO) Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus surpasses 580,000 signatures, the Ethiopian health official is reported to have accused Taiwanese netizens of most of the online criticism leveled against him

>On Tuesday (March 24), the Taiwanese government confirmed that it had warned the WHO about the human-to-human transmission of the virus last December but was ignored. During a heated Twitter exchange with Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs Spokeswoman Hua Chunying (華春瑩), U.S. Department of State spokeswoman Morgan Ortagus also reaffirmed that Taiwan's warning had been neglected by the WHO.

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Average age is like 14 there. They will be fine

Lmao

thelocal.it/20180119/italy-worst-flu-season-in-14-years
ijidonline.com/article/S1201-9712(19)30328-5/fulltext

>In the winter seasons from 2013/14 to 2016/17, an estimated average of 5,290,000 ILI cases occurred in Italy, corresponding to an incidence of 9%.
>More than 68,000 deaths attributable to flu epidemics were estimated in the study period.
>Italy showed a higher influenza attributable excess mortality compared to other European countries. especially in the elderly.

Seems Italy is just a bitch for respiratory diseases.

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Riots when?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR DOING MY OWN SURGERIES
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
FUCK MEDICAL JANNIES

>CHINESE? NO! NO! NOQ
>Come to 10th and A Streets at 7:30 Monday evening and express your opinion on the Chinese Question
Okay, why don't we actually start hosting these? It's clear nothing is going to be done about the Chinese by our spineless elected officials.

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pope is 83
had pneumonia as a child
missing lung tissue
mortality rate at 80+ is 15% with no preexisting conditions
I'm thinking my get wasn't an accident

Woke up with a slightly sore throat today though I’ve felt it coming on for like the past 5 days. How fucked am I?

sauce?

I will never get tired of these gifs

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You're giving it (You)s. Just ignore it/filter.

Thanks for numbers argibro

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-42%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-39%) Rome (-22%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-20%) Paris (-40%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-13%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-35%) Washington (-22%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-28%) Los Angeles (-25%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I personally know a guy who is 36 years old and fit, with no preexisting conditions, on life support in the ICU with this shit. Shut the fuck up, you absolutely fucking retarded fuck.

>the only good thing coming from this virus is the OC.

Post pics

twitter.com/Shelldrayk/status/1243971519933489152

When will things get bad enough that post like this will be seen as terrorist threat? 4 weeks? 5 weeks?

Fuck you, not a hoax.
t. Nursing home employee

>canada says no travelling with symptoms effectice monday
shouldn't that have been day 1? we've been letting sick fuckers fly domestically???

Post aesthetic Corona photos.

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Yeah, the country that got the virus under control quickly and is an enemy of china is the problem.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585408534825.webm
>What was the question?

you got some proof of that faggot?

ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE PRESS CONFERENCE SUMMARY:

>today's recovered numbers are higher than ever, good news
>4,3 billions to city mayors for people who have lost their job
>vouchers for a total value 400m for buying essential needs will be distributed
>parental leave bonus
>babysitter bonus

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/CVG/ WORKING ROUND THE CLOCK BRINGING YOU FRESH REDPILLS

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CONTE JUST SPOKE IN A PRESS CONFERENCE
Basically he's scared of people revolting and kicking him out of the Parlamentino so the state will donate a grand total of 4,5 billion Euros to cities in Italy.

Either the gypies downed your transformer or a vampire flew into your power lines

They're all gonna die with their retarded population density

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE HECKING THIRTY THOUSARINOS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS AN EXNTINCTION LEVEL EVENT THERES NO OTHER WAY FOR IT TO TURN OUT EVERYONE DIES SOCIETY COLLAPSES EVERYONE PANIC AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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So we're all lynching these fuckwads if we survive, right?
The nigger gets to suffer the most

how many days has it been stuck at 24 million infected? 4 days? 5 days?

May I shill you my black variant of the map. Join the hunt, and remember to save the post number so people can't call you out.

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user you sound a little bit agitated. Please stay where you are

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Not much. If you can still post, that means the cell towers are still working.

uuuh, someone post the non-darkie corona chan frontal gif?

send this worthless genocidal nigger in prison for life.
>entire zone
What zone? Your fucking village or a region or?

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Only 114,870 recovered

How long has it been stuck at that? 4 minutes? 5 minutes?

Well according to you guys it was meant to be 24 million like a month ago, so.....

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THEY TAKE LOTS OF HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE THERE BECAUSE OF MALARIA so they prolly be okay

>what did you say?

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I wish that were enough

>Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better
I know this is pasta but I'm pretty sure all of our parents are "quarantining" now because the news media and politicians said to do so.

WHERE IS 600K CORONA-CHAN UPDATE

Oh god I hope it's hairy now

Checked, user...we have the odds on our side. We can't lose

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Well my dad works for nintendo and a coronachan just flew over my house prompting my 3 year old to give a speech about the evils of national socialism and then everyone clapped

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2 weeks.

>jewish global organisation
>complicit with communists
>under the control of a nigger

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? KEK

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Remember back in the beginning clowns like Alex Jones and that other guy were saying that this was a bioweapon and WE HAVE TO PREPARE IMMEDIATELY? Well, now they are saying it's a hoax.

Why the switch? Trump dickriding?

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hear*
I know its fucking confusing, and burgers do it too

it's coming at 1 mil

>He's buying again
>Dump it

pamp eet

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>Look out of the window. There's no military,
Now you're a liar and a fag.

Over 1,400 cases in Ohio and 25 deaths.

I'm now getting worried.

I'm still not quite worried I'll catch it, but I do acknowledged its now shifted to 50/50 I'll get it since I'm an almost 30 faggot that still lives with his parents, so I'm the one sent out to get stuff.
I'm sure if I do catch it, I'll be fine.

But fuck, Ohio has been a stay home order for a week now, meaning only essential employees, NO gatherings, NO group places like movies, bars, barbers/salons, and only 5 BMVs are open.
Pretty much every service provider has postponed shut-offs and payments, gas, water, cell phones.
Evictions are postponed, expired licenses and tags are not illegal.

I was confident things would open up again the first week of April.
But now I think nothing is gonna happen until June.

I want to get a haircut, I want to get my license and tags renewed, I want to order a laptop from China.

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money

>see him looking for the "exit call" button
>eyes go back up again
>eyes go down
>call closes
at least use alt+f4 or something to make it look less suspicious lmao

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>Oh god I hope it's hairy now
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

KEK

>HAPPENING CANCELLED. SOLUTION FOUND.
HAPPENING CANCELLED. SOLUTION FOUND.
>HAPPENING CANCELLED. SOLUTION FOUND.
HAPPENING CANCELLED. SOLUTION FOUND.

youtube.com/watch?v=L0noRU0WI84

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My sister treating 6 corona patients is faking it just like the rest of the health staff in the entire world. Oh and all the people in the ICU are just dolls right? How unbelievably stupid are you?

GUISEPPE NEEDS YOUR MOMMYS' VENTILATOR HANS!

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imagine being a future historian looking at old servers/hard drives and finding these

This song should be played the day cases reach 1 million
youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm so horny again BUT MOM IS ALWAYS AROUND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Probably not very fucked unless you're unlucky or have existing issues. I just had what felt like a bad cold with an unusually dry cough.

ONE
JUST ONE JAPANESE IDOL GETS SICK AND IM FUCKING KICKING ALL YOU POLTARDS ASSES
BETTER NOTHING HAPPEN TO THEM OR ELSE,RETARDS

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nice pasta, burger

The Water Filters must flow
youtu.be/CfG9SYKg0V0

YOU CANT JUST FUCKING SHOW THE BIG BOARD LIKE THAT

god i wish she would arrest me

The only thing I am scared of is not COVID-19, but what if in like 5 or 10 years another virus emerges just as infectious but has like a 50% mortality rate or higher? Like another spanish flu, that is what scares me, as if that would happen society would go to shit really fast.

Remind me why Spain is getting hit so hard.

Nude version of this?

>blogposting this hard
Cringe.

is that motherfucking bogdanoff in there?

They are enough
FOR TODAY

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It's obvious China is lying about their numbers but what the fuck is happening in the US

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kill all Japan Idol, Corona San

fucking shut the door and say u have manly things to do

You sound like a pussy in a state full of pussies. I'm about to go to walmart and then to the gym. Would you like me to send you pictures of how a man deals with (((media))) driven propaganda?

Hey /cvg/,

So yesterday I got a call from my mother (she was in Kazakhstan prior to leaving with the embassy to America), my stepdad was showing headache and dry cough with fever. I told them to quarantine.

Fast forward to today, I hear just now he tested positive for coronachan.

What do frens I'm scared, never thought it would happen like this, I prepped but she's so far away, I can't help

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will cororona chan get to 700k today?

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Rule 34 is really the only good thing to come from the internet.

The crazies are coming out of the woodworks.

youtube.com/watch?v=k5C6NMA-jT0

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285

7,027, 20,259, 15,801 and 24,981 Italian death attributable to influenza epidemics in the 2013/14, 2014/15, 2015/16 and 2016/17, respectively

You're being manipulated, obviously.

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There's only 2 trajectories The Korean one and the Italian one. Every country is in one of the two.

Just wait at least one bread. Someone will post it

This is easily solved by fucking your mom.

U.S. is third most populous country in the world. What isn't happening in India?

i can see her pusy

>Oh god I hope it's hairy now
Checked and absolutely based.

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user, I...

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Stop masturbating you disgusting degenerate.

We're just testing a shit ton of people now. New York is basically going to be Italy in a couple weeks. Probably with less deaths though.

I love you.

BACK TO NORMAL BY EASTER

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Our deaths are increasing. We will be super fucked in a week

Most of those infections are new, wait a week as their condition worsens. It took a good week or two after the initial outbreak in Italy for deaths to ramp up. Not to mention hospitals aren't yet overwhelmed in the USA which is when deathrates really spike

Testing

Plus one upvote for hairy pussy

I hope the drawfag sees this

>+54 in China
top kek

shut up kike, i hope it does

She's accelerating too fast, I think the next update would be on 1 Million

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Politics do nothing and people from Madrid(capital city) just go around the country

Your mom is a woman user, and you gotta repopulate. You know what to do.

I'd whip out my dick
well wait
the stuff we have now is probably super duper tame compared to what they will consider normal in the future
like if you look at pornography that was made in the past it's pretty tame, mostly just naked women in various poses, usually nothing else going on
so the historian looking at it would probably be more amused than aroused
>lol they think this is arousing? the girl only has two breasts lmao

Seeems liek govern from my state is really trying to hide things,they want to not do tests in the excess amount of corpses that they are getting

Wew

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ay lmao

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that vid explains it all. Thanks user!

man it will be really hard to explain
also I need special porn to do the thing so that makes it more risky

she's not my type
old and also my fucking mom

Is there a link to the full interview?

>Normies clapping at 8 PM

Can't they just fuck off with this bullcrap

/HERD GANG/

Aw shucks man you left off a few columns. Wouldn't want anyone to think about "per capita" with the cases/deaths per 1M population columns huh? I got you though. Can you say per capita?

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So I work at a nursing home and they think a couple residents have COVID-19. I worked with them. My girlfriend works there too and she's feeling crappy. I'm not feeling so hot. What do

SHITMERICA IS DYING

Ahahahahahahahahah,thank you god! thank you so much!

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I know, right?

Still hasn't killed as many as a flu season and that's with Italy just saying everything is a Coronavirus death if you have coronavirus and died.

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Well, we still need to get today's numbers for USA, so maybe yes.

Vitamin C, liposomal if they can get it, D3 and Zinc. That will help their immune system function as best as it can. Beyond that fluids and rest.
Oh and have them get a pulse oximeter to measure oxygen%. If they notice a downward trend and fall bellow 93% maybe consider a hospital.

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usa went into lock down late and didn't offer free testing until last week, so their numbers are essentially a backlog paired with nobody taking it seriously. not to mention hospital visits are payed for out of pocket for like 70% of Americans meaning few are going to get treatment.

die. Just die,shitmerican

>5-10 years
Congrats! Not gonna have to wait that much, shit's gonna hit the fan in less than 2 years, I assure you

Why do QBoomer retards think this is a hoax just because the government is going to take advantage of it, or that the banks are going to cry for bailouts after the economy gets railed. No shit, the government is always chewing at the bit to fuck us for their overlords, and no shit the banks are going to try to get bailed out after they got fucked. It's not rocket usury. Also, do you really wanna believe they have enough pull and influence and competence to literally face a global pandemic and fabricate massive amounts of bullshit over only a couple months and have literally millions of crisis actors. Fuck off.

At least she won't get infected through her nipple holes

In the future they'll have star trek like holo decks with entire porn simulations and laugh about people in the past jerking to images.

>Closing the borders would increase spread
This is your brain on diversity

pathetic but based

Make sure their will is in order

Good news pastabros, we can now protect our wamen from domestic violence with this app. Quite a fitting name too.

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People think they are getting the ashes of their family ata all

Because they want to believe there is some internet messiah giving them future prophecies?

Always another week or two away, right?

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GAS GAS GAS

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You are here

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I'm on something like a 10 day streak and I'm horny half the time
I feel tension all over my body and especially in my ballsack
I want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AAAAAAAAAAA I WANT THAT SWEET RELEASE AAAAA

what kind of idol user...

get tested

The flu season only kills a few hundred people each year in Italy and Spain. It's only when you add people who had the flu while dying that you get to several thousend deaths.

kek

Bored people leading boring lives looking for exciting delusions to believe in.

Fap near your mother then, i once did that except was near my cousin lolmgotta play dangerous user

For logfags

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>deaths peaking worldwide already
gay. nothing burger.

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You first gypsy

>Oh god I hope it's hairy now

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with no survivors

China looks shady whichever way you graph it.

Is inner earth still corona free?

This is the one that terrifies me.

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Shitmerica will die eventually. Say goodbye!

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Flat face, Flat chest, Flat ass

Found you merkelbitch. Better watch your dog imma fuck it

dude has people dying from it there. pretty spoopy. anyone have the link to this tweet? this guy tweets a lot

You know it's a legit plague when you have doomsayers preaching on mostly empty streets.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZLzEFml_ruI

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show pictures or fuck off

>peaking
LOL

she cute :3

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See for my latest version

When are the US numbers coming out?

Push-ups until you fall on the ground.
Schwarzenegger's corona program.
imgur.com/gallery/yYmEOnO

My state isn't in lock down at all. I'm getting ready to go to the gym and then get groceries. No one here gives an actual fuck. I guess we'll see who's right in time.

>>>/ptg/

Show ass or italy will switch sides again

how long until the infected would be shot on sight by the gov?

you MUST die. You MUST,you MUST! Die already,you filthy subhuman rat

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You're chinks, aren't you?

the prove is you being dead in half a year for being such a faggot nothing burger

According to my lizard source yes it is.

>washington post
come on man

In a few days, this will be you!
twitter.com/i/status/1243602709380358145

Did some American girl break your heart?

18% death rate among recovered cases.
It's gone up 2% in as many days.

Massive testing program. Also idiots in NY who licked lampposts in Chinese quarters to show they are no racists.

>Rhode Island Police to Hunt Down New Yorkers Seeking Refuge

>On Saturday, the National Guard will help them conduct house-to-house searches
>On Saturday, the National Guard will help them conduct house-to-house searches

Rhode Island police began stopping cars with New York plates Friday. Boogaloo check points
>On Saturday, the National Guard will help them conduct house-to-house searches
to find people who traveled from New York and demand 14 days of self-quarantine.

Escape from New York"

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-27/rhode-island-police-to-hunt-down-new-yorkers-seeking-refuge

Hopefully it'll keep growing. Shitmerica needs to pay for its sins.

I just don't want to have that conversation if I get caught

might as well

Stop posting selfies

China has secretly hit 400,000,000 infections. Stopped reporting so that their economy would take less of a hit.

Why are our recoveries so low compared to the other top countries?

Thanks buddy. Kinda sucks balls to been /prep/ since start of february safe with my dad in Switzerland, but now she likely has it... I always knew the best scenario would be never to get it. Fingers crossed.

IMO the problem occurs when you add influenza deaths with COVID-19 deaths. That's more people than normal dying

>went to shower
>come back
>50k cases increased
What the hell happened?

argiebaker says so its just the way she goes

makes trump look bad. the americans politicized it and that will be their undoing.

It’s coloured socialists nothing burgering. Stop replying to them.

>HOW COVID-19 KILLS--I'm a Surgeon--And Why We Can't Save You

This guy is very ,very informative , and funny , please check it out
he says FUCK a few times incase you have kids
>Your pimp is holding your head in the toilet!!! Died laughing

Dr. Duc Vuong, World's #1 Weight Loss Surgeon, Author of 13 books, explains how coronavirus kills its victims.

youtube.com/watch?v=4J0d59dd-qM

1,701,388 views Published on Mar 23, 2020 , he warned this week will be fukin bonkers with cases , he was correct

I will be homless and lose internet in 2 days so please share this with loved ones if you liked it

tldr? 50% of people put on ventilators will die , dont get Wuhan Flu , be safe frenz

This nigga wearing sackcloth!

Thanks user

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Americope is real

India is going to be even worse.
When they told the people to self-isolate they just went out and partied in the streets instead.

GENTLEMAN, NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM

Fake af.
Crisis actors can't even get their shit together and TRY to look like the symptoms are similar.

Fake virus.

Exactly. What's more exciting, hundreds of millions dying and society collapsing or the corona virus levelling off with an anticlimactic ending?

>Retarded commie politicians trying to save face, still think the "hardcore far-right, machism and racism" is worse than Corona-chan
>They just fuck up one time after another, total brainlets
>Very aged population, Japan and Italy tier number of old people
>Healthcare was not prepared for this shit even though rumors started as early as late february
>Retarded normies started going on vacation when schools closed, spread Corona all across the country
>Even more retarded normies just can't accept NEET life and just go partying and try to go on vacation now, in full quarentine mode
And that's basically it

F Chen Quishi, he was scared but still very brave

It was 17 when I last checked.
I still remember when it was 3.
Keeps climbing daily.

>all the big hitters already posted their numbers
>todays deaths will be less than yesterday
?? LOL

>thinking that's a good comeback
You're the second to perish after shitmerica,leaf. ENJOY

Thats what user meant by push-ups user

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Poland just being poland. So much German genes your fear blocking the mudslimes because you know it’ll happen to you too

Some more adjustments to the plot. Any other suggestions?

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Where are my tities wildcard. I want my viral tities!

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You took a shower. For shame.

user STOP THE PUBLIC MUST NOT BE ALARMED

it's been only ~15days since most folks got infected
it takes a while to either die or recover
some people spend weeks hospitalized

Probably your cousin trying to steal copper from the big green mystery box on the street

Four are dead on a cruise ship with nowhere to dock.
>Four are dead on a cruise ship with nowhere to dock.
Four are dead on a cruise ship with nowhere to dock.

nytimes.com/aponline/2020/03/27/world/americas/ap-lt-virus-outbreak-panama-cruise-deaths.html

Holland America's Zaandam cruise ship with 130 people onboard experiencing 'flu-like symptoms' now anchored off the coast of Panama
all 1,243 guests are told to isolate in their rooms

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8147249/Holland-Americas-Zaandam-cruise-ship-42-onboard-flu-like-symptoms-heads-Florida.html

youtube.com/watch?v=rapG3Tb0WwE

If you're on a cruise ship at this point, you're part of the problem. No excuses. No sympathy.

It seems to have peaked.
Deaths flat
Infections flat

Am I not correct?

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That was actually according to the CDC and chinks are liars, so...

lolis are the cure

But not before nuking all muslim countries and China to death.

>not getting that sweet herd immunity

Fake anons.

More than likely, though this was not a biological weapon, I feel that this was almost a test, to see what would happen if an infectious virus spread rapidly in society. You are right, give it about 2 to 10 years and we will see a real pandemic like the Spanish flu emerge.

I want to taste that bat.

Can't you just go in the bathroom with your phone for a bit to do it

Someone’s dog will be walking funny soon. Very soon...

It will hit 750,000.

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me at the next growth pic

>Died: 30,299
LOL, How long has it been 30,299 dead. Four, five days?

>China has secretly hit 400,000,000 infections. Stopped reporting
Urns in Wuhan far exceed official CCP virus death toll, raising questions about real death toll
>Urns in Wuhan far exceed official CCP virus death toll, raising questions about real death toll

youtube.com/watch?v=S2ME0KXYUd4

shanghaiist.com/2020/03/27/urns-in-wuhan-far-exceed-death-toll-raising-more-questions-about-chinas-tally/
year of the rat 2020 predictions The plague
>Man dies from hantavirus in China; eat rats! eating all these animals that have viruses in them...
stop eating rats and bats.
youtube.com/watch?v=bTm94HwlfUQ
Coronavirus Closures Will Force Rats Into People’s Homes

washingtonian.com/2020/03/26/ugh-coronavirus-closures-will-force-rats-into-peoples-homes/

Oh, good.

Optimistic facts:
Market crash and housing market crash means home ownership will be much more affordable.

The shuttering of factories and significantly reduced traffic are cutting emissions massively and giving immediate and clear environmental benefits.

The very acknowledged presence of asymptomatic carriers and those with mild symptoms means that if you are healthy, you still have a decent chance of survival (20% death rate is horrifying, but nevertheless means you have a 4 in 5 chance of survival. Not odds to play risky games with, but comforting if you do wind up catching it)

China will wind up suffering immensely on a global scale, this will probably lead to a resurgence of local manufacturing.

If brighter minds prevail, this could spell an end to the retarded "just in time" production model.

The presence of actual hardship and real problems means people will give up on invented problems like identity politics.

Emergency UBI programs stand a good chance of continuing after the crisis, much the same as how social security continued after the great depression.

Post equation for fit line and R^2
Show individual datapoints
Add major and minor grid lines (week and day, respectively)
Add data labels for the last point, along with the date

Like, does his base just memory hole this shit? Do we have some sort of fucking collective goldfish memory? I am fucking AMAZED at Trump's ability to blatantly distort the truth in front of millions while they take his words as gospel. It is fucking supernatural.

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lmao

You niggers better make an updated version since more and more faggots keep coming in like locusts. Preferably one that can accomodate the baker, svenanon, chen quishi, and the rest of whoever the fuck you'd like to feature, you fags

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HOW CAN YOU PROVE THIS POST OF YOURS ISNT MY IMAGINATION TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?

i always wanted to "rape" something like dat
anal sex only

Before and after coronavirus - scenes from the world's biggest cities

some post apocalyptic footage... gave me chills...The ultimate panopticon prison.

youtube.com/watch?v=vFZZF39fgWM

The world is a ghost tow- and -all it took was a microb

Reindeer roaming freely in Haridwar during lockdown | Uttarakhand

dont understand the language but i undrerstand the Joy of childrens voices

youtube.com/watch?v=wJiRIzpGM_U&feature=youtu.be

Take care of yourself. Stay safe & positive.

I fucking hate germs. I dont want any muslims raping my dogs so fuck off back to soviet rape of you people

>Zoonotic transmission to dogs confirmed
Zoonotic transmission to dogs confirmed
>Zoonotic transmission to dogs confirmed
Zoonotic transmission to dogs confirmed

oie.int/wahis_2/public/wahid.php/Reviewreport/Review?page_refer=MapFullEventReport&reportid=33455

my phone's completely fucked so I need my computer
also I prefer it that way since I like to use both hands

Wont know till we're further along

Woooohooooo!!!!! We must add another 0...or maybe 2

>Four are dead on a cruise ship with nowhere to dock.

toss em overboard

See you in 2 weeks when the US begins to reach its peak. Cases in africa are beginning to pop up. Germany cases are about to pick up. French cases are about to pick up. A cat just tested positive for Coronachan. It's over lad.