/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2662

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she should have lighter hair user. You should know this by now

I want this cute virus to be inside me.
No homo.

>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

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This virus won't pass 1000 deaths.
All you happeningfags will be dissapointed

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This. Every 2 years everyone says some bullshit disease is going to kill everyone then it never does.

Fun fact: It only counts as a "coronavirus-related death" if the patient was tested. Hospitals are being flooded with hundreds of people who clearly have COVID-19 and are being treated as such, so they don't waste resources trying to test them. When those patients die en masse, they have to mark it as "respiratory failure" and nothing more because "officially, we can't prove they died of coronavirus". The numbers being sent are the MINIMUM and unless any of us work at a hospital, none of us are going to be able to gauge the true death rate because we don't know just how many people are dying without being tested and therefor being omitted from COVID-19 death statistics.

haha remember when the thread number was higher than the death count haha what a funny time we live in

no

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Thread theme
youtu.be/zMSocOMgwzc

THIS IS IT
EVERYONE DIES

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Daily reminder that the UK banned all medical malpractice lawsuits under an emergency order

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>obvious shill bait
it's all so tiresome

Can we have nothingburgerfags like Gary back instead of this retard?

yes. If they get people used to this shit they can chuck the book to anyone and do this. Cattle will never learn though

>it was just a prank bro

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Thread theme when we hit 1 mil:
youtu.be/yVIRcnlRKF8

Friendly reminder you can catch the flu, tuberculosis, AND coronachan at the SAME time
>and spread them as a package deal too
>this is a somethingburger
>wear a mask faggot

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How many frags did Corona get in the USA yesterday?

Y'know. Even for someone who thinks Chinks are subhuman monsters that are responsible for the virus outbreak, even this is a bit much for me to swallow: twitter.com/ChinaInFocusNTD/status/1243927427270807559
Seeing people jump off because of the hopelessness of the situation, that many of them know that they're going to die no matter what. It's fucking chilling.
Is this going to happen here?

It's rapidly mutating in the monkey land Brazil

THE END IS NIGH!

Questo vota Lega. Sicuro.

Just wanted to let you know we have our first two confirmed cases now.

No. Jet black hair only

I don't know user it just doesn't look right

Corona-chan will infect your sperm and say in you. Very sexual!
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1243915471453388808

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FUCK WHO FUCK CHINA

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FUCK WHO
FUCK CHINA

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Canada:
Less than 5000 cases

Other countries:
Tens of thousands of cases

Want to know their secret? Pic related.

Pol btfo

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I don't feel so good, /cvg/

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VITALLY IMPORTANT
>VITALLY IMPORTANT

Was there a 600,000/650,000 version of growing Corona?

>he believes those german death numbers
Please dont tell me you actually do this.

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literally WHO?

Based

Take meds schizo

user told to watch out for those bats

please for the love of fucking christ tell me that picture is not real

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30k deaths now

São Paulo government is saying their tests take 1 week to process.

Massive underreporting of everything going on.

>now that coronavirus is mainstream, Yas Forums quickly switches side
Contrarian schizos are the worst

Ah yes, a month or two months ago, when the WHO were urging businesses to remain open, borders to remain open, and saying there was no evidence of human to human transmission

I'm going to get high and fap to some furrylolishota prawnz

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WE REACHER 30K DEATHS
3
0
K

kek
I wonder how many deaths it will take for these nothingburgershills to understand exponential growth.

Should i wear my gas mask to the grocery store?

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Reminder THAT I will take YOUR toilet paper

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I pray for Germany to become Wuhan

Wow its almost like there's a disconnect between your Yas Forums brainwashing and your actual humanity whod've thunk

How is this even possible? Did she pull on the baby's head and the head just popped out of the vagina while the rest stayed inside?

Gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make.
In light of the rapidly spreading coronavirus infection, it is crucial to keep social distancing.
Therefore, I suggest that all citizens abandon handshake in favor of Roman salute.

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Lol badass monkey 10/10

But you can see him being iffy about hugging his supporters too.

based

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Why do wh*te people do this?

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Source?

>reacher
Fugg I should proofread my posts more often

At what point do you think it will not be possible for people to go shops for food? Shops will be closed and shipments of food will end?

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Why is she so perfect bros?

Where's the version with non shit-colored hair?

TRUST THE MEDIA!
THE MEDIA IS YOUR FRIEND!

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edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-25-20-intl-hnk/h_80f81b60af4241d373f7a9a3f837ef89

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What is the endgame of the cultist-user? End of days? Cleansing of the world? Memes?

FUCKING BASED
Thank you fashy user

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Go back to work goy

>still 600k infected
how long has it been 600k already?
Big NothingBurger

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Alguien sabe que onda en Mexico, por ahi me han comentado que Monreal esta organizando algo con el ejercito, suponen que el presi tiene esta mierda y que habra un comunicado hoy, Ayer estuvo rolando un video dirigido al ejercito chingon. Alguien puede desmentir/confirmar/confundir mas? No onions muy fan del cacas pero no es muy conveniente que ese wey vaya a enfermarse, basicamente no habria cadena de mando y puede provocar que quieran abalanzarse sobre la presidencia (ironicamente los de morena tienen mas posibilidades de esto)

Just the flu bro. No pandemic here. We thank China for their continued patronage.

How are the cities of Atlanta, Miami, and Houston doing so far? Texas, Georgia, and Florida fags give us an update.

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I went to the hospital last night because I've had flu symotoms for a while now and I got chest pain and some nasty sputum.
They took me to a separate area and a PA in a full biohazard suit took my vitals and listened to my lungs.
Apparently I DO probably have the coronavirus given my symptoms, but they're so short on tests and I'm so young and healthy the doctor sent me home and told me to get well. Apparently my lungs are "perfect" despite me being a smoker and smoking pot.
They have tents set up outside. No visitors are currently allowed.

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Yes

Cool bait, but Montreal is definitely gonna become the Canadian version of New York City within a week or two.

I just hope the provincial government makes their restrictions about traveling between cities even harsher.

tam looks like an actual lord of the rings goblin or orc

Yes but don't forget gloves and if you have something like plastic rain jacket and pants use that too and strip and disinfect outside before entering the home

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yes the classic female approach of just ignore it, it will be fine. let the men fix our problem after we fuck up royally beyond repair

How are we looking?

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Great, now we'll have fags bug chasing and also fags raping people to give 'em the bug

So many people outside?
>Mfw martial law is initiated at 100k New Yorkers dead.

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Yeah, I'm sure that's going to work out great for them.

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No, she's meant to look Chinese

ITS GONNA HAPPOOOOON

0.00830896% of world pop. detected;

0.00038573% of world pop. died;

0.00612719% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers are higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)

History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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based

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che cazzo dici negro vaffanculo

My parents are psychologist, you would be surprised how common paranoia and schizophrenia are

two weeks.

USA USA USA

>not being honest and under reported number of cases and dead
>look canada is doing better than the whole world, lol
it is all so tiresome

>it's a big nothing burger

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Sounds scary
get well

Write in English, fucking Indio

>He didn't prep last month

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Why isn't the Philippines testing more?

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Fooked

low sure, but it will snowball. no stopping it now

>Da jooz did it

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>Hit 600k yesterday
>Already nearing 650k and its only midday
We're gonna hit 800k before the end of the month, aren't we?

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>I went to the hospital
if you weren't infected, now you are for sure.

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4th world country.
theyre fucked.

Only 113,000? Wow. Dead:Recovered ratio is almost 1:3 now. Used to be 1:99. China truly skewed the data. 80% of those recoveries are from China too.

yes, for its fucking radness if nothing else

So...remember all those Wuhan videos back in January and February? When is New York going to start looking like that? Where are the vids. I want a happening

>Roman salute.
>not calling it the nazi salute
based and roman salute-pilled

We're gonna follow Italy soon enough, both of us had weak ass lockdowns

MILLION

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Just a quick question, how many hours since yesterday has passed since we are about to reach 50K Confirmed cases again. She's accelerating yo

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you look cute
post boi pussy first

Don't forget who shilled this was a nothing burger

Diff. to numbers 1 week ago:

0.00830896% of world pop. detected; (+112%)
0.00038573% of world pop. died; (+130.5%)
0.00612719% of world pop. "active" cases. (+142%)

We're probably gonna be within 50k of a million by the end of the month, if not passed it

These are the countries that account for 85% of today's cases that would be needed to pass yesterday's count.
>Austria -363
>Brazil -372
>Germany -1602
>Spain -1404
>Switzerland -668
>Turkey -365
>UK -339
>USA -6460

I still go to work, I pay my rent. still go to the store and go about my day as usual.

Leave your basement; the world remains unchanged by this because it doesn't even exist.
Just look out your window. There's no military, no riots or loots, not a single body bag.
The people are walking around cheering and laughing! It's a beautiful spring out there!

It's all in your head, there is no virus.

Be honest with me, am I fucked up for wanting the numbers to keep rising?
Once this shit reaches 1 Mil within the next 2 days I might cum bro

>So many people outside?
>>Mfw martial law is initiated at 100k New Yorkers dead.
at the current rate, we just might see this in the next 3-4 weeks

I don't fully understand why this Bruce guy seems to have a Chinese mindset about Taiwan. It seems like he's been briefed to not talk about it.

Chinese girls are gross and I don't know why people are insisting that their anime waifu has to be Chinese

how big are coronachan's tits now?

Taiwan is a province of China

corona-chan right now
youtu.be/HiF18CF9cEo

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>no filter
>toy bow
>untied laces
>raincoat that provides 0 protection

BILL
OH BILL
OH BILL
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

>There people are walking around cheering
Are they clapping, too?

Getting ready for the happening. 2 cases of .223 arriving tomorrow. Just need to make one more run to the grocery store.

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BELIEVE MY SCHIZO HYPOTHESIS!

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>Chinese puppet
>Name written in Hiragana

What?

>2,084 different strains
...........................wat?

>a fucking leaf
of course, no surprise at all was had