Brit/pol/ Friday night in with the lads Edition

>Coronavirus: Dog shelters struggle as lockdown dries up funds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52053208

>UK records largest single-day increase in coronavirus deaths to 1,019
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/uk-records-largest-single-day-increase-in-covid-19-deaths-to-1019

>The US is losing its world superpower status due to its failure to lead on the Covid-19 crisis – and this time, it might not recover
independent.co.uk/voices/us-trump-world-decline-coronavirus-brazil-bolsonaro-a9430566.html

>UK lockdown to cut coronavirus death toll by 254,000, experts say
standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-uk-death-toll-lockdown-china-imperial-college-a4400431.html

>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-derbyshire-police-dye-buxton-blue-lagoon-black-to-deter-gatherings-11964966

>Not wearing masks to protect against coronavirus is a ‘big mistake,’ top Chinese scientist says
sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/not-wearing-masks-protect-against-coronavirus-big-mistake-top-chinese-scientist-says

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First for are Mozza
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>CLAP FOR THE NHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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/cvg/ predicted my mum forgetting to put the s*y sauce in my pot noodle

This is getting too much.

Love you lad ( no homo )

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First for DOOOMing.

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/cvg/ predicted your weight being in the triple digits mate, you can't hide it

18% of resolved cases have ended with death. so much for the 3.4% estimate. this thing is at least 2-3x as deadly as SARS and it spreads faster than measles or smallpox.

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thread theme
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saw this on Yas Forums yesterday

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Check the UK figure.

cvg predicted you being a nonce

>Big Sainsbury's
Queue round the whole carpark. Fuck that.

>M&S Garage
no rice but they seemed to have everything else

Im gonna, ama gonna....DOOOOOOOM

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it's only a seasonal flu you newfag

check /cvg/

I dunno how it is in new york and california but shit is perfectly fine here in my inbred cousin fucking southern state.

M&S Ketchup lad.
Thank me later.

Can't knock his/her taste la.

it'll be fine

12% "survival" rate.

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It better be, I have flights booked to the south in July.

M&S got me a couple boxes of mushroom rice because i told them i'm from /cvg/ lads

hilarious

nice did /cvg/ teach you math i've got homework to do

report the bot

>Ticklish throat
>Slight coof
>Tight chest
>On and off headaches
>Shat twice today
Think I've got it lads.

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WTF ITS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT PIGEONS SPREAD SUPERCOVID-20

yep that's megacovid-21 check /cvg/

Nobody has it, Its almost as if.......these bot posts and all the msm is....talking shit. Why/what would they have to gain by spreading fear?

Bombay Badboy

fuck off you coping nothingburgerfag check /cvg/

Fuck me its not even Friday
>Brit/pol/ Friday night in with the lads Edition Karen !i/uKarenXU

/cvg/ predicted that protestants are catholics

Shit I didn't even realise

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>88
>12

88/12 = 7.333...

that's a 733% CFR
for every person infected, 7.33 die.

>population of 7 million
Expect 490 -550 million dead brits by the end of this

But Friday was yesterday duck

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oh shit

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You'll be fine. Other than toilet paper being sort of lacking everything is fine here in Tennessee. No social distancing, yes restaurants are closed to indoors but you can still order. It all seems like some just fucking weird fear sham. Tomorrow I think I'll head up to the mountains and have a swim and fish a bit.

/cvg/ fucking predicted this and you wouldn't listen

Did you account for the reinfection, the cytokine storms, and the ACE2 receptors mate?

>99% CFR in the netherlands
this has to be a bioweapon. it's mutating in every single country.

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>5000 ventilators exit in the UK.
Presume 80% are used right now.

Once we reach 100,000 cases it's over since we'll run out of ventilators.

>check /cvg/
hahahahahaha. No, You check Yas Forums

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t. poorfag workshy NEETs that want to privatize the NHS because Nigel Farage said it was a good thing

Eddie is never wrong, I am a spastic

Allah dont allow lockdowns

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NOOO DON'T CRITICISE THE HECKIN NHS

i got a fine for not clapping

3 quintillion are dead already you mongs fucking listen to /cvg/

It's Saturday.

desu that lad was just out for a run, why else would he be wearing trackies?

Do we get shit on a lot or am I exaggerating?

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Comfy song lads

Those Pakistanis are jelly because I called it exactly right from the very start, 10% to 20% of the infected will die.

wish it was this quiet all the time tbph

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Where's that Italibro?

damn guess we'll have to shoot all the pidgeons what a shame tragic loss for britain's wildlife

Livin saints they is. R nhs.
>working fags that cant afford kids get to pay for benny fags to have kids.
How about no? Multiculturalism or the nhs, Cant have both.

coronavirus is already on venus mate, 507% of life on this galaxy will die

check /cvg/ for more updates

fucking Orwellian driving about seeing all the electronic road signs staying STAY AT HOME

fuck, imagine if this was real

I like it too.

Farage is a gate-keeper toryboy in denial, he was only expressing the view that many senior tories privately hold because he is one.

I've been on that pier.

t. Ahmed Poojabu who came from Pakistan 3 years ago and got hired by RNHS based on some scribbles written on shit-covered toilet paper over actually qualified white candidates.

not on my fookin watch.
simple as.

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Lincoln; the spires collapsed during the 16th century, however.

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lincoln cathedral lad

Didn’t realise the post count and made several posts calling jannies mong in the previous thread kek

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>Multiculturalism or the nhs, Cant have both.
How about neither?

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you know that period of time between christmas and new year where nobody knows what day it is

this is what life is going to be like from now on

Hello pastabro.
Do you come from Lincolnshire? Why do you post this all the time?

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I saw an empty bus driving around displaying "thank you NHS" on its screen

Thank fucking god I'm not in a big city.

t.

I,aging being this much of a cock sucker

why is no one thanking /cvg/? they predicted this

fucking hell

Any manufacturing workers here? Still have to go to my bullshit work because we producing transformers for some medical company that's producing cancer research equipment. At least that what our management says.

>potato curry
>home made parathas with fenugreek
>raita with a dolop of lime pickle in the middle

Legit comfy quarantine lads.

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They did this.

cvg predicted you lot being incels

emo gfs

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I'm in Stockport which is another corona hotspot, pray not for me but for my meager gains lad.

proper comfy lad. I like these
>youtube.com/watch?v=aqrJVihJTDo

Because it is beautiful and grand and inspiring.

I come from the Norf of Italy lol

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i want an emo gf

Of course you would be eating curry.

>lord why have you forsaken me in my final hour

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Yeah not praying for everyone to die in a pandemic means you can’t get laid

>WTF ITS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT PIGEONS SPREAD SUPERCOVID-20
Fuck we need to bring back mandatory archery practice.

im not doing anything key related, but im working in the workshop still .

>people take women in politics seriously
If 'er legs in't open a don't want't mouf open oreyt?

Peng

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I'm not trying to be a dick but why do British eat curry so much? Is it from their times of conquest or what?

you're all fucking retards

what's wrong with curry, mutt?
go eat your mum's home made mountain dew taquitos

>LET'S SELL THE NHS TO AMERICAN COMPANIES BECAUSE I'M A WORKSHY NEET THAT SITS AROUND COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. I JUST HATE MYSELF AND WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO SUFFER BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS!

I'm ready. I even have a blow pipe too.

we unironically invented it

I walked out on my job, to be honest i've fucked my self over but I complained that it wasn't essential to make some bullshit at a time like this and we should be able to go and get paid the 80%, but then the manager said just fucking get you coat and fuck off then and I walked out lol

Martial Law

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Stinging pain lad, oww
I am going to listen to this now!

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who let shouty in?

RuneScape pilled

Yeah. Conquest of India brought loads of new spices and recipes home.

PRAISE RNHS, THE MOST BENEVOLENT, THE MOST MERCIFUL

Its marketed to the mongs as well as spice.
>luv meh spicy food.
>Not used to mask rotten meat at all.
Its all so tiresome.

>Whitewash

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Umm, what are they doing in are Joe's living room?

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Just like the painting.

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You should survival rate for the Dutch (Netherlands).

>>Not used to mask rotten meat at all.
cope harder

It's Tories mate. They are desperate to anyone except themselves. We are doing this lockdown nonsense because they couldn't even be bothered keeping the NHS stocked with emergency stuff. They don't even have masks for everyone.

lads something bizarre is happening i don't know whether this is the Black Death 2.0 and the gov is just trying to keep everyone calm by denying it, or whether the public are just sperging out and summoning 1984 Orwellian dystopia but Corona is raping us. Queuing for sainsburys is absurd, about 10 people in the shop, queue round the building with people not just 2 metres away but 4 metres - the bays on the floor marked out were being kept to double space by people. People wearing masks, some people speeding away in disgust at the queue doing like 50 in a supermarket car park. same story for the pharmacy. in the car, every fucking station had a corona broadcast: "this is the government speaking"

"Helpppp meeee!" - Latest Number 10 Downing St Update

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Yes, we should praise the NHS and fix it. Get rid of the useless middle management and stop the last decade of Tory cuts.

I work, And cant afford kids. I get to pay tax the glorious nhs for abdul to have eight kids on my behalf. Praise be to the patron saints at R nhs.

I would shag the racism into her I would. If you know what I mean.

Why are you responding to me? I agree the NHS should remain free at the point of access. In-fact, why do you even care so much? Are you just a Labourite here to shill for Corbyn?

>100% CFR in Raccoon City

omg

Kek. Add an extra dose and you wont need as much hrt. When you getting bottom surgery?

And privatizing it will 100% fix your current problem. No doubt. You'll be rich and afford kids as soon as we sell the NHS to yanks.

I am a total spastic lads, sorry.

Into which female in that image?

Beautiful day

everyones gone insane
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America has tons of mong food as well. McDonald's is a religion.

Just had a big bowl of pasta and now I can’t move, feel tired

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Its crazy in shops, even in my small town, theres hardly anyone in at the time i go, but people are literally dodgin out of range of each other and avoiding walknig down an aisle with one other person in it, The nearest big town is blacknurn which only has like 6 cases or some shit, no one has it anywher nearby

im gonna be so fucking pissed off if i start coughing

Just keep giving money to the nhs, don't question how they spend it, just keep giving

Kys

Will Keir Starmer become prime minister?

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Taking panoramic photos on the beach is not essential exercise. You're nicked sonny.

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absolutely seething that someone makes fun of your religious worship, maybe go outside and clap the nhs and you'll feel better
or not outside but the window wahtever

>>Not used to mask rotten meat at all.
this is bullshit
there's spice in british cusine too , mustard, garlic , cinamon etc.. , it's just lest spicy stuff grow here so there is less

Sell it to the yanks if they're willing to pay for it. This new caste system of tax units and breeder units is cancer and destined to inevitably collapse on itself..