/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2661

>more cases in Italy than yesterday
>just about the sand number of deaths
Where are Nothingburgers now? I thought it was supposed to stop?

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I miss Gary

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>tuna
bad decision user high in mercury should have gone with deenz

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Has Kim come to visit us again?

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This is why Italians are dropping like flies
lavocedivenezia.it/coronavirus-dati-aggiornati-divisi-regione-la-lombardia/

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im going to enjoy fucking my chinese gf while in self isolation, what do you guys think?

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Do you really have to ask?

Friendly reminder that if you're not Asian you're immune to the disease.
Nothingburger.

What did I miss today?

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Is that webm in America ?

Actually it would be Black Monday III

>a literal rag
Let me guess, chinese?

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

normal denial influencing people media in the usa.

In how much danger are 24 year olds?

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>not already in isolation
You're already dead.

The one thing which gives me comfort as I read all of the far left attacks on President Trump is knowing they'll have to suffer through 4 more years of him with a Republican Congress and 2 more SCOTUS picks.

If God is on Trump's side, he will make it through this stronger than he started. If God is not on Trump's side, nothing we could do would have saved him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=toqBkrIeGG0

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Reminder that Jews are spreading Coronavirus in NY and NJ

old.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/fpo9p0/cops_break_up_another_lakewood_wedding_defying/

...

what the fuck pastabros we're going to lose even 2nd spot at this rate

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Can I take tylenol or is that going to make me weaker versus covid?

You need to watch it again if you're asking that question.

assuming those are being given to normal people to use that is a great idea. Even something as shit as that will help reduce spread. Every little bit helps.
Better than no mask like US

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LA County here. 310.
Need groceries bad. I need milk, eggs, cereal and bunch of other stuff. Really not feeling going out and battling the crowds and standing in line. I fucking hate amazon right now for not being available.

Reminder: being a NEET is being a model citizen

>Govneror Cuomo is very excited

Holy shit Trump talks like a retard.

fucking hell how long will one have to wait to get in? 4-5 hours? christ the americans really are subhuman

FIRST ROYALTY DEAD
SPANISH PRINCESS DEAD
Princess Maria Teresa of Spain's Bourbon-Parma dynasty

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19 years old died in france. you are not safe. You will die soon. We are doomed.

What about your country?

it depends
are you fat

CCP Communists don't belong here

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Don't use ibuprofen. It makes it worse.

Anything that impedes your body's inflammatory response is bad. Don't take unless you're above 105F

My lung started hurting when I breath.

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Back in January people said that the death rate in China was much higher than reported, based on sulphur emissions in Wuhan. Has anyone done a similar analysis of western cities?

Learn to read, dumb nigger.

Trump says the ships are STOCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=0WC6YZM59Mg

ok Chang

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>Literally says California in the Webm
No.

what do you mean? we've been in isolation for a while. good for fucking, but gets boring after a while

>331 infected and 6 dead.

Its gotten everyone in my family so freaked out we're goin to ye olde village and planting as many potatos as we humanly can.

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OH MY GOD FIZZY WORMS

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Oh shit , that was a miss from my part , thanks you are right
Just re-watched now

Funny. but
>believing chinese numbers

i'm ready for anything

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-42%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-39%) Rome (-22%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-20%) Paris (-40%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-13%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-35%) Washington (-22%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-28%) Los Angeles (-25%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Don't you have some dogs to boil alive or something, Han?

>gets boring after a while
Fuck Off normie

i fucking knew it

Lots of Chinese in Lombardia. They're the ones dying. I haven't seen any Italians dying of corona.

>I'm going to
>we've been in isolation for a while
What, has she cucked you up until now or something?

How we doing Biden bros? Can someone drop me a link to the discord? I'm a little late to the party

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>250698591
kys

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>no other value changes

I bet if you subtracted all the other ways people could be dying Corona probably offsets them desu. It's just the biggest health factor right now and causing fags with aids to drop dead.

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New York Virus

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sauce

Fuck Joementia, Fuck Bernie, Fuck Trump and fuck you

Wrocław here, I went to my local Żabka this afternoon and it was like a ghost town, barely any cars or anybody on normally busy streets. Even saw an old lady wearing a mask.

Our boy Giuseppe Conte is holding a press conference in 20 minutes
I'll post the link when he goes live, summary at the end of course

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>CORONACHAN DAILY DEATHS HIGHER THAN SPANISH CIVIL WAR DEATHS
CORONACHAN DAILY DEATHS HIGHER THAN SPANISH CIVIL WAR DEATHS
>CORONACHAN DAILY DEATHS HIGHER THAN SPANISH CIVIL WAR DEATHS
CORONACHAN DAILY DEATHS HIGHER THAN SPANISH CIVIL WAR DEATHS
>CORONACHAN DAILY DEATHS HIGHER THAN SPANISH CIVIL WAR DEATHS

covid19.isciii.es/
Deaths at peak are >500/day, total deaths during 1936-39 war were at approximately 457/day
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE BROS
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Fuck. Natural expectants are doing nothing against this huge phlegm backup (what I hope it is). Thanks you two

>645277 infected
>29957 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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nigga got a literal bowl full of phones

The communist feminists at that rally will be smiling while coofing and dying I guess

You're going to die from malnutrition, all you have is salted meat and sugar.

That's a guy isn't it?

>everything that happens in the world is about the US elections

kys mongoloid

Tomorrow is Sunday but church is closed. Feelsbadman

We hitting 750k tonight anons?

How the fuck does this man go day in and day out? He makes deals, kicks people's doors in, grabs bishes by the pussy, and give public speeches around the clock 24/7 and he's older than I will probably ever live to see. WTF

>I haven't seen any Italians dying of corona.
Have you tried opening your fucking eyes

5 minute away from my house...That shit is TRUE

t.

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is Yas Forums fucked for anyone else?

Cant see Update button, and clicking images now opens them full size in a new tab. Wtf?

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yo what happened with the hubei protests what was that shit about anyway

Dude you're living in 2016. Trump has been a failure to us.

>hunt down
WOO we're running man now

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Embrace it, this is your life now

actually refreshing to see these posted again
reminds me of simpler times not but 3 months ago
thank you user

Back to /ptg/ with the other glows and kikes

why are americans like this
Trump: "everything is great its done so fast we are so strong im awesome we are doing fantastic job"
does this really work
i know hes running for second term, but cmon

Thanks pasta bro

people.com/royals/king-felipe-spain-relative-maria-teresa-first-royal-die-coronavirus/
>Princess Maria Teresa of Bourbon-Parma died in Paris at the age of 86 after contracting the coronavirus, according to her family

BREAKING: GOKU DEAD FROM CORONAVIRUS
BREAKING

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Just now a professor of virology aptly called Harris just claimed that after having corona
>”like any virus, flu or the common cold you are then immune to that virus”
Lol. Go to school. Learn to be stupid.

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thoughts and prayers here

All the churches here are doing livestreams of mass now, yours isn't?

TRUMP SAID BORIS SAID: "THE UK NEEDS VENTILATORS"

A revolution is starting in China youtu.be/jeUfhpbJE_Y

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another iToddler BTFO

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Tylenol isnt ibuprofen, its paracetamol

chang damage control - the world will turn on china

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>Daily Italy deaths still under 1k
Nothingburger
But I'm waiting for social breakdown there.

>500 new cases Quebec
montreal.ctvnews.ca/mobile/four-new-deaths-linked-to-covid-19-in-quebec-as-confirmed-cases-spike-to-almost-2-500-1.4872566
why are frenchies such plague spreaders?

Fuck off Chang, you fucking scammed our special-needs commies-in-chief with trash material! We should just shoot up all your population and then overtake your shithole of a nation, raze it to the ground and stablish some colonies there
>Inb4 the japs were right about you maggots

nah, she's sleeping right now, but later

The 12 survivors in Hubei went outside to yell a bit, but further riots were cancelled after half of them got sick.

oh god yes

I wonder what he dips his phones in?

But we memed this? How could you say the news memed this when we have been working on this for months?

It does. Lots of reality denying drooling retards here in the US.

>this
fucking WHO shills are beyond corrupt like fucking hell, dissolve the fucking organization already, what an embarrassment of humanity

cdc.gov/flu/about/burden-averted/2017-2018.htm

MuH CoVId19

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another woman died in north monkeydonia just by waiting to get hospitalized after getting positive test results

we are all going to die in this shithole and greeks can reclaim their clay

lel, what a fag, why does WHO take China's side so hard?

China is falling apart. Cops are shooting at each other.

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>taiwan btfo'd
I feel pretty bad for them, WHO definitely got bought out by the chinese

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Self replying to add it’s no wonder the entire #10 corona team
*the prime minister
*the health minister
*the chief scientific advisor
Who appear every day at press briefings all announced yesterday that they are infected.

It's just like a movie. Now cops start man hunt for New Yorkers with orders to shoot on site, as the crazy ppl spread the virus to our little state.

so are masks reusable if you leave them in the sun?

I wish I had a harem like that :(

The world is dead. Nobody will survive Corona. Everyone will die sooner or later.

Coronababies.
Normies are in quarantine now, and they are doing what normies do when they're bored and deprived of their usual entertainment of sports and outings. Breeding.
They are breeding like rabbits in their quarantined off domicile, and this will result in an explosive number of new-borns flooding the hospitals at the same time around Christmas/New Years this year and the next.

Considering what we've seen of the transmission from mother to child, and knowing the typical cyclical nature of pandemic, the second wave (or possibly third wave) of COVID infections will manifest around the same time as all the newborns are hitting the hospitals.
If you think it is bad right now with the hospitals being overwhelmed and all the boomers dying off, it'll be absolute fantastic this Christmas.

Human beings evolved to protect the young and newborn. In fact, this is the natural instinct of all living things. The newborn babies coughing as they're taking their first breath will absolutely drive the normies mad. They will not be able to cope as they are doing right now.

China's Coronavirus is a present that keeps on giving all year round.

The U.S needs a national lock down but the red states that are dragging their feet our ruining it for all of us. They're the reason why sports may still be canceled in the fall.

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twitter.com/VOG_2020/status/1243833390488412161

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soap user, soap can save us all. use SOAP

seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/er-doctor-who-criticized-bellingham-hospitals-coronavirus-protections-has-been-fired/

An emergency room physician who publicly decried what he called a lack of protective measures against the novel coronavirus at his workplace, PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center, has been fired.

Ming Lin, who has worked at the hospital for 17 years and became a local cause célèbre for his pleas for more safety equipment and more urgent measures to protect staff, was informed of his termination as he was preparing for a shift at the hospital Friday afternoon, he said.

U S A
U S A
U S A

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well im getting better so idk, just beat the virus bro haha

Man were are your fruits? Your vegetables? Scurvy is not a nice way to go, y'know...

we've come so far

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Nothing to see here

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A 13 year old girl died in Panama

we cant test that many

Is that user still sleeping with his sister? Did he bang her yet?

I thought you guys are on our side?
What the fuck???

We're all supposed to hate Mutt demons?

>No white deaths yet lol
>No black has died yet, it's literally nothing
>No saiyan deaths
What's the next cope for nothingburger fags?

From the videos from doctor's and nurses said that the politicians ignoring them completely is this true?

The chad amazon delivery driver vs the virgin camera cuck
nypost.com/2020/03/27/amazon-deliveryman-caught-spitting-on-package-in-vile-video/

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We need a coofers squad ASAP

Yeh, why do you think he got elected in the first place? Americans are retarded

the sour patch kids cereal has vitamins i'll be fine

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No one on Yas Forums died, nothing burger.

Holy shit I just found this video, this is a "lockdown" in vienna kek (replace jew with face)
jewbook.com/100005073159755/videos/1420236341488791/

I am so fucking glad to not be there, I think its just a matter of time until Vienna gets rekt

$$$

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twitter.com/HKWORLDCITY/status/1243865641448169474

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>All the churches here are doing livestreams of mass now, yours isn't?
Not my local church. Livestream is still better than nothing.

Yorkies get out

memes aside it does seem to be spreading slower in warmer climates. If most countries can get over their humps in the next month or so things may look better after that.

Proof that the WHO is compromised.

Which is why I'm ridin with Biden. Accelerationism is the only way forward from here. I want as many deaths from coronachan as possible and I want the economy to crash and burn with no survivors. We gotta pump our rookie numbers up big time. Only when everything is destroyed can it be rebuilt. Right now my hopes are riding on this fucking awesome pandemic that looks to be well on the way to killing millions. That exponential curve gets my dick diamonds.

I imagine doctors and nurses are going to become very high demand soon enough

No super mutant deaths.

Will it have translations?

You cant get better. You are doomed anyway. The virus will only grow stronger and kill you harder.

Cool. Use anything but ibuprofen.

inside the house i'm not gonna leave that stuff out in the shed

kinda heartwarming how far we've really coomed

On average, it take 5 chinks to equal the economic output of one American. #FunFact

I said
>mortality
not
>case fatality rate
faggot.
You can account for infected who did not seek medical treatment or testing, but to do so without accounting for those who die without doing so is disingenuous at best. What about all of the ILI's in early January and February that were never tested? People who died and were told "it's just the flu even though we tested you negative for influenza lmao". There is no reason to look at such extrapolating estimates and create a phony CFR designed to quell panic when we have a perfectly good MORTALITY RATE right before us and it's really fucking bad. If the MORTALITY RATE weren't so bad, we'd have seen more recoveries right now. The truth is that people spend months on a ventilator before they expire in an agonizing way. This is not something you want to catch and it's certainly not something you want to downplay. But I'm sure you really want those extra shekels in your account so you'll continue to do so as you're paid to.

youtube.com/watch?v=CImt1u7B5so

lurk more

No me deaths yet

China Health Organization
CHO

How long is it going to take this faggot little virus to kill us all?

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just let us get 1000 cases

wasn't Trump claiming this was just the sniffles and there was no need to quarantine anything? how is he now giving face to this shit now and not getting tomatoes thrown at his face?

98% of people recover. It's not killing shit

Started disinfecting amazon packages since last week lol.
Funny thing is by doing this the boomer is just gonna get himself sick faster.

To be fair, I'm trusting Quebec numbers a lot more than numbers from everywhere else in Canada right now.

two months from now.

You're worse than those nothing burgerfags

He owes his presidency to his opponent being a sociopathic cunt hitting every branch on the kharma tree on the way down. Unfortunately
he's the best the current system could do. There's whole swaths of democrats that believe Hillary is a demon just as much as bible
thumping magafags.

Another image request, anyone have a pic of a cartoon nothingburger? Like just two buns?

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You can't imagine the uncanny resemblance our government have with the CCP. If they can save face and be better than "fascism" they will lie, cheat and let people die. "No big thing", they will tell you, "do you want Franco and Hitler to come back? Bet you don't." They're fucking insane. Also, and "better dead than racist" faggots to top.

survive? yes
be healthy? no

>what do you guys think?
kill all bugs

It already happened. You are living in a dream. Dilate.

>98% of people recover. It's not killing shit
>anons out there legitimately believe this still
Rip, you had a good run user

Trump should do that, call it the New York virus, or Seattle virus, or virus.

>he still thinks its down to the virus to do it
Why are burgers this fucking braindead?

The mortality rate of a disease is the per capital loss of life associated with it, usually measured as per 100000 people.

rollan for blue cheese

What about american china?

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