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>Coronavirus: Dog shelters struggle as lockdown dries up funds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52053208

>UK records largest single-day increase in coronavirus deaths to 1,019
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/uk-records-largest-single-day-increase-in-covid-19-deaths-to-1019

>The US is losing its world superpower status due to its failure to lead on the Covid-19 crisis – and this time, it might not recover
independent.co.uk/voices/us-trump-world-decline-coronavirus-brazil-bolsonaro-a9430566.html

>UK lockdown to cut coronavirus death toll by 254,000, experts say
standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-uk-death-toll-lockdown-china-imperial-college-a4400431.html

>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-derbyshire-police-dye-buxton-blue-lagoon-black-to-deter-gatherings-11964966

>Not wearing masks to protect against coronavirus is a ‘big mistake,’ top Chinese scientist says
sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/not-wearing-masks-protect-against-coronavirus-big-mistake-top-chinese-scientist-says

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First for are Mozza
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reminder to ignore all /cvg/ doommongers / semi-automatic bots

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I've got a headache lads. This is a bad sign.

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WHERE ARE THE BLACK NURSES AND DOCTORS???

WHY DO YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THEM?????????

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Took 2 days off work to work from home (social care key worker).

Focken 'ell lads. Is this what life is now? This fucking sucks..

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gina yashere can go do one

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What are the rest of your plans today lads? For me, it's a walk, oil paint, play Victoria II.

Another day in paradise. Love ye coronachan x

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>novel coronavirus
Any other brainlet not read it yet

>semi-automatic bots
i thought tony blair banned them?

hello lad. hope you're keeping well.

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reminder that china is cover up millions of deaths

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kek

seriously though, it's fucking sad

*covering

This is my gf but she's chunky and doesn't do the carmelladancin thing

>people die
no fucking way???? source????????

spastic

How many people a day usually die in Wuhan? It's quite a big city so it will be a few hundred.

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Mosquitoes kill 2,740 people every day

Based

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Daily reminder that every right-wing British YouTuber works for MI5, including Joe Owens.

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COVID-19 deaths are in the millions at this point. wuhan is a ghost town.

South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher

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i'm more attracted to black women than white women, what's wrong with me?

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Curious on how many cases of Cannibalism they might have had though (due to being unable to go out for food due to lockdown).

i approve of the direction this post is taking us in

Cancer kills 26,283 people a day in China

thats a very nice bird

When's the lockdown over lads? Miss my daughter. Miss my mates. Miss my hobbies.

Heart Disease kills 24,641 people a day in China

Lads I'd like you all to take a moment to think about how much our NHS means to us.

Diabetes kills 4,300 people a day in China

>Miss my daughter
I know that feel

3024 people commit suicide every day in China

it's never going to be over. the virus isn't going away. you don't gain any immunity after "survival", so the herd immunity strategy will never work, same goes for a vaccine.

cute

based. fuck china

Parents are downstairs talking about asking me to self isolate in my room because I've come over feeling like shit lol

Female Banded Kingfisher in Thailand

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Post some stasi tweets.

>manager said on the phone "I don't think they can keep this up, what about peoples' mental health?"
>I said "what do you think your mental health is going to be when your nan dies"

did I go too far

Could be a while longer lad.
>Miss my daughter.
Get her on face time/skype or whatever, she'd love to see you.

weed
steak
got a list of 10 pandemic movies

IF IT'S SUCH A NOTHINGBURGER WHY DON'T YOU GO HUG ALL THE INFECTIOUS PEOPLE IN THE ICU???

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list movies pls

>UK will do well IF we keep deaths under 20,000

bbc.co.uk/news/live/52075063

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11. The Crazies
10. Outbreak
9. Contagion
8. The Andromeda Strain
7. The Stand
6. The Walking Dead
5. World War Z
4. I Am Legend
3. The Omega Man
2. V For Vendetta
1. Twelve Monkeys

Been doing that since the lockdown lad. Doesn't compare to getting a hug.

Such heroes, consisting of foreign doctors because every brit doctor fucks off to somewhere higher paying when their free university education contract ends. And girls who did BTEC health and social care because it was easy and no other career options. So selfless and heroic

Do you think its all fake then?

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>steak
Lucky bastard

Why does it upset you that most people are thankful for doctors and nurses?

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600,000 people died from alcohol alone since the start of this year, why are you sheltered spastics like this?

I was just about to post this

Await Further Instructions is pretty good

cheers lad

Wait I though we would have five trillion deaths by April?

No, I just don't think it's that odd for the crem to have a few thousand pots in stock

Liberalism is moral syphilis. And I'm stepping over it.

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116,822 people have died from the seasonal flu since the start of this year.

Stop trying to normalise your degeneracy.

Meds. Take.

just a lil fetish craving bruv.

Go and put your mark in one of them, and get it over with and stay the fuck away from them afterwards.

They get fired.

I have personally got 2 nurses fired for almost giving me amoxicillin when I am alergic to penacillin. They ignored me and injected it in the bag so I ripped the fucking drip out and went ballistic the 2nd time I told them no.

Most of them barely speak english so why the fuck do we need them and can't train them here?

I know mate. It will be epic when its over, she still loves seeing you and hearing you now even if its just on skype.
Do It For Her

I feel bad for the doctors and nurses working hard saving lives in the private sector as the BBC made it clear the clapping was only for the NHS.

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Your chat up lines need work tbqh lad.

>degeneracy
Explain.

>sobering up
Sounds gay tbhonest

why are you all so sheltered when it comes to death?

Its amazing that people are just sitting at home pissing their time away when they could be using this opportunity to plan for our severly altered future and start to reallly get ahead. Pathetic really.

I've killed millions.

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COMPARE PAST FLU SEASONS TO THIS ONE! ITS NOT IN THE CVG PASTEBIN!

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Good lad.

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Don't like it, you know where the door is.

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Not far enough. Not by far.

fuck are you on about you utter fucking retard?

Loads of the private sector have moved to the NHS to support them, are you not keeping up mate?

i've always prefered white women and still do but i did go through a phase where i really wanted to sleep with indian women. It will pass lad it will pass

Somewhat, how about you?

You really did ruin us yesterday night, did you not.

After all the info you think an increase in cremation pots isn't indicative of a situation the CCP might be downplaying?

>This figure corresponds to 795 to 1,781 deaths per day due to the seasonal flu.

You are lucky. People dying from medical errors are more common than you think (and much higher numbers than what this Corona virus will do).

You don't have a daughter, you don't have mates and you don't have any hobbies.

I've got a spare one for when I find her, lads.

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Do you think Doommong has ever had sex?

I didn't know africa had an NHS. You live and learn.

40,000? All at once? It obviously isnt normal.

lmao yeah that was fun.
stinking hangover today though

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Cringe

And 1/4 of that have died in just 1 real month of this being in the west.

That's IF you believe Chinese numbers.

You cope fags cannot face reality, I know its scary but the reality is you and me and everyone is fucked.

I know reality is hard fren.

unlikely

No they don't. Fucking apache mosquitoes?

they're going to need a lot more than 40,000 urns. 21 million+ have died in china so far.

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The more 3rd world populations this spreads to the better desu

I don't think 8,000 pots is wildly out of line with what I'd expect them to have in, and most of the "info" is just speculation, like the stuff about mobile phones. There is no way we will ever know, just like we don't know how many people died at Tiananmen Square.

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the uk strain has a CFR of 88%. we're fucked.

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Oh I am well aware, in the US its like #2 cause of death in hospitals. "Complications" are cover up for the doctor/surgeon/nurse fucked up.

Cannabalism. Or is that a protected class now. If it is I apologise to all those in that class, and I didtn mean to be racist

doomposting obviously. Stop being thick.

Are you the user who went to home bargains wearing the mask on the left?

Don't forget your mandatory hourly clap my fellow citizens.

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