/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2659

It's just the flu bro.

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I DEMANS MAPS

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What is your jam for the collapse of society? youtube.com/watch?v=TuCGiV-EVjA

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Masks might work after all

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is there a 600k version

DO I JUST post... this... herE?

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>an upward curve on a log plot
>even despite a month of increasing lockdowns and public health interventions
We are so fucked

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>MUH APEX IS APRIL 8
>MUH PEAK IS APRIL 8
>IT'LL ALL BE DONE AFTER APRIL 8
Why this magic date? What retarded 'simulations' are they running that have this rampant as fuck disease just deciding it's done on this date when growth to date is growing exponentially everywhere except (((China)))?
Are they saying this just to prevent panic?

How do Italians keep doing it?

youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

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Pasta la vista

I don't fear death. I have God on my side

what the fuck for
the whole world is infected

Based Russia using chloroquine treatment right off the bat.

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no shit, the reason they said it didn't was to prevent hoarders from buying masks before the hospitals

Happening over. Now this is actually going to work in stopping infections. Took them long enough to figure it out.

So weird seeing our cases skyrocket to #1 outside of China last month, but every few days a different country overtakes ours with number of cases.

twitter.com/SjWpoop/status/1243944954818433026

who is saying that?

You should graph testing quantities

Of course they do, but they only do if someone coughs in front of you and even then you also need to protect your eyes.

Anyone got the two panel picture posted in the last couple of days that could best be described as coronavirus Earth Day fanart?

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If you see 1 person is infected assume that at least 10 are already infected in that immediate time.

Pretty much.

1 MINUTE

youtube.com/watch?v=4J0d59dd-qM

This was a really good video user. Most of us knew this but I dont understand why the public isn't made privy to this explanation.

Theres no way to stop it. This is the final happening.

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pasta numbers, when?

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>china still not reporting cases
I wonder how long they can hide the skeletons in the closet

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 112,377 (1,873) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,030 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,782 (55) Norway 3,973 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Chile 1,909 (6) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (30) Pakistan 1,420 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +8,251 (+177) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +333 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +202 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Ecuador +196 (+7) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Pakistan +47 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+3) Ukraine +1 (+3) Macedonia +22 (+1) Burkina Faso +27 (+2) Albania +11 (+2) Azerbaijan +17 (+1) Brunei +5 (+1) Cuba +39 (+1) Sri Lanka +7 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

USA

FUCK YOU
YOU WILL ALL DIE

NEW YORK SPREADERS WILL SICKEN THE WHOLE CONTINENTHOLY FUCK THEY ARE BASED AS HITLER

RIP

Based

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Shinji, all you had to fucking do was get in the giant robot you dumb shit.

w-what about people that were infected 10 times then they meet 10 more people each?

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Again. THAT PLOT IS RETARDED. Whoever made it needs to get shot.

>>an upward curve on a log plot
OBVIOUSLY. If the virus is spreading AT ALL it will rise on a log plot.
But the super exponential spread will cease very soon and you should do a FUCKING BEST FIT LINE instead.

How could Corona-chan not love her stay in Italy? Its such a lovely country!

nextstrain.org/ncov

To italians: Why your Civil Protection Dept. has a freaking commie star as a logo ? Reminde me of old Soviet / current N Korean insignia.

>comfy 330 cases
>still mobilizing the entire country to provide masks, equipment, etc.
>even the worst gangsters are giving 500k+ donations to hospitals to fund them

Laughing at the west for not handling this shit

Spaghettis btfo

NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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What does that have to do with anything? These are deaths, not cases. I don't trust the case numbers, but deaths are hard to miss.

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>889
F

As a long time Yas Forums member (8 chan was better) I just have to comment on how touching it is to see compassion in people finally brought out. It's a nice thing to see.

The CDC has surrendered
You cant stop her. You live or you die choking on your lungs, may as tell the normies to keep clam as long as possible

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You people lied to me the riots yesterday in china is nothing and today nothing happened there.

im leaning towards nothingburger because of you people.

BASED RAOULT JUST DID A NEW STUDY ON 80 PATIENTS
97% RECOVERED

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-2%) Tokyo (-8%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-37%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-18%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-16%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-9%) London (-29%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-35%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-14%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>5.974 NEW CASES, TOTAL 92.472
>889 NEW DEATHS, TOTAL 10.023

don't forget that it's forever

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you are laughing, people are dying by the thousands in the streets and your are laughing

889 pasta deaths curve officially /flattened/

championi march 2020

I actually had a recruiter from Goldman Sachs reach out to me a few months ago, but my current firm has people who care and leave room for your idiosyncrasies. That's more valuable to me.

Video of garbage trucks dumping mass numbers of bodies.

Does anyone know the source of this? If it's legitimate, are these the pits in Iran?

mobile.twitter.com/people11031752/status/1243701254754144256

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EVERYTHING WILL BE FIRE

so how long until this schizo gets permabanned?

Carnival Cruises
United Talent Agency
Citigroup
Wholesale Grocers (The largest wholesale grocery supply company in the U.S.)
Sweet N Low
Nathans Hotdogs
Hebrew National
Jacob & Co.
Pandora
Los Angeles Dodgers
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Miami Heat
Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Knicks
New York jets
New York Yankees
New York Giants (49% ownership)
Indiana Pacers
Atlanta Hawks
Detroit Pistons
Carolina Panthers (David Tepper holds ownership)
San Francisco Giants (CEO)
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Seattle Mariners
Anaheim Ducks
Manchester United
New England Patriots
Dallas Mavericks
Milwaukee Bucks
Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia 76ers

Remember, there are 2 teams that play in every sports game and that get revenue from said games.
Having only half of the teams in existence is enough to get revenue from every game thats played.

Larry Silverstein owned the world trade center

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

>b-but user.. i can think of plenty of businesses not on this list!
First of all, you need to stop being such a fucking retard. Wake up. Youre being controlled.

Every business thats not on this list has to pay jewish people to advertise their products because nearly every major TV channel and advertising medium in the United States is Jewish owned. Even non-jewish businesses still have to pay the jews every single time if they want to be successful. The Jews have a piece of every pie in America.

How many other businesses are owned by freemasons?

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>People shrieking at each other that it's respectively a hoax and that they're dying of it
>Compassion

There will never be compassion on Yas Forums, it's just not that kind of place at all.

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What compassion? Most people are cheering on the deaths and infection numbers because corona chan's tits get bigger.

Trump is about to quarantine New York.

twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1243945793071075328

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KARL MARX IS JEWISH
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx

JEW MOBSTER MEYER LANSKY PAID CUBANS TO REINSTATE COMMUNIST ENDORSED LEADER WHO RUINED CUBA LEADING TO COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
>In 1952, Lansky offered then-President Carlos Prío Socarrás a bribe of US$250,000 to step down so Batista could return to power.

COMMUNIST PERUVIAN SHINING PATH PARTY IS ALLIED WITH SINALOA CARTEL (SCORPION) AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE JEWISH MAFIA.
"EL CHAPO" GUZMÁN (SINALOA) AND MANUEL RUBÉN GUZMÁN (SHINING PATH FOUNDER) HAVE THE SAME LAST NAMES.
MANUEL ALSO HAS THE NAME RUBEN WHICH IS OFTEN JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

3 AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN JEW MOBSTERS AFFILIATED TO AMERICAN BLACK HANDS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Guzik

JEW MURDER SYNDICATES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_Black_Hand

SPANISH BLACK HAND ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Spain)

THE BLACK HAND (SERBIA) IS OFTEN VIEWED AS HAVING CONTRIBUTED TO THE START OF WORLD WAR I BY PRECIPITATING THE JULY CRISIS OF 1914, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED TO AUSTRIA-HUNGARY'S INVASION OF THE KINGDOM OF SERBIA.[6]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Serbia)

8 OUT OF 10 GERMAN COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS AFTER WWI WERE JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–1919

FENTANYL IS NOTED AS BEING OF MOSTLY CHINESE ORIGIN. PURDUE PHARMA IS RUN BY A JEW NAMED MORTIMER SACKLER, AND HIS BROTHER CONTROLS THE MEDICAL TRIBUNE.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

SACKLER AMASSED LARGEST CHINESE ART COLLECTION IN WORLD
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_M._Sackler

"ISRAELI CRIME ELEMENTS APPEAR TO BE IN CONTROL" OF U.S. ECSTASY TRADE
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia

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>took 13 days instead
Nothingburger confirmed.

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/cvg/ - Corona Virus General

People panicking is dangerous

you will never hear a government saying "we are fucked"

>we've already returned to "if god wills it he won't die of plague"
is this what happens when instead of cceptance you just get stuck on angry depressed bargaincoping?

That’s not New Mexico. New Mexico is an American state. That’s Mexico the country on that map there.

>889
>off by one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fuck off boomer

This.

too long

never. People like him are the people that get moderator and janitor positions. Nothing better to do with their time.

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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Okay, I am throwing an autistic fit. Sorry.

But I still think that you should do a best fit line.

Americans are so fucking dense

Louisiana has 3,315 positive cases of coronavirus, which is 569 more cases than yesterday.

How do you still get so many cases when the whole country is forced to sit inside for weeks now?

Are Americans mentally ill? is there any other country in the west that worships a leader to this degree?

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Why do Russians do this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfsoVhz-gZw

Wow, he is really cracking.

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i'm going a bit insane i think.
I keep hearing sirens going off even when there aren't any around.
Earlier today i was coming home from a small shop run, came across an ambulance(2kms from where i live), the drivers were wearing the full suit, so that team is 100% reserved for corona patients.

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The terrifying part is governments are doing everything to hide their deaths, maybe save italy, and its still increasing.
Corona-chan is far worse then most imagine

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What goes through the mind of people who post like this? Is it schizophrenia?

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Bro's, is 36.8 temperature normal?
(36.6 is ideal fyi)

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>read my posts
no

>peak is April 8th
I agree we should all go back to work near easter there wont be a silent spreader in every city after easter. We won't have massive outbreaks in every county after easter. It will all return to normal.

Don't forget to report the idiot for spamming/flooding so he'll have to stop for a few days

Is it because of Mardi Gras?

where 600k pic update

Cuomo, governor of Wuhan, America.

>implying that 60m people are staying at home ALL day
kek

stfu you shizo piece of shit spam somewhere else and stop using one line per word

bro it will flatten any day now don't worry

pay no attention to the cooling trucks

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RIP, sorry to see you go user...

Looks like the video from Iran that came out a couple of weeks ago.

You're lucky. Mine sucks balls. A big name heading for implosion.

Seems totally fake. "Let's dig a mass grave for a massive secret, but first set up the camera.

>only 2659 threads
Damn this general is dead, guess the virus really was a nothing burger.

Its airborne, lockdowns don't stop it and people cant last inside forever

i got fucking lucky this morning. i went to my local home depot at 6 am for something else, and happened upon some n95 masks someone accidentally stocked. they had 4 boxes of 20 masks for $24 each, i got 1 box. when i tried to check out, the lady was surprised they were in stock, the item was flagged as do not sell at the register and she had to call the manager. even the manager was like "where did you find these?" she took the remaining ones off the shelf but did a special order to sell me the box i had. got lucky. i've been wearing the same surgical mask all week on the rare occasion i need to go out.

>82 deaths a day from yellow fever
goddamn jav coomers

*fredos brother

instead of multiple people interacting with each other. you have all of the people going to the same places. Grocery stores, fast food, gas stations.

Also you have to account for the delay in symptoms. When you encounter SARS-Cov-2 you don't instantly get sick and die. All viruses have an incubation period and this one has an exceptionally long one.

>so he'll have to stop for a few days
LMAO

Lol, you're fucked, better order a coffin now so it can be delivered in time.

Lol it’ll cease when everyone’s infected. We’re going leptokurtic user.

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yes you are fine.

>What goes through the mind of people who post like this?
pic related

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most likely

What are today's numbers for Italy?

>he's still getting out of the house

45% death rate in Italy.

Lets say you get infected
>max 14 says before symptoms
>7-14 days for such severe symptoms that you need to go to the hospital
>10-28 days icu stay

That plus the fact that family members infect each other and supermarkets are virus vectors..

How does the moral of the population fare? How is the mood in Italy?

>tfw a fuckton of medfags are taking hcq + azy and aren't getting sick
it's prophylactic as well

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Maybe, my normal temperature is between 35.x and 36.0

Fake study, fake numbers, fake photoshopped photos and no clinical control group. Not scientific work !

Raoult could BTFO he's a charlatan

It's too long for normal idiots to understand. People in our country still do not respect the virus. Social distancing is not applied. Retards still drink together and party together and shit. Nobody would panic and take this seriously until it hits someone they know, a friend, a family member, or maybe a politician.

Using HCQ + Azithromycin?

THANK YOU WHITE WIZARD

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based, but why is everybody else shilling against it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=iGZDKuDl3jc

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Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development

Rockefeller Foundation, 2010

www.bitchute.com/video/IIVONUXJRGPj

MUST SEE

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ok, thank GOD
(i'll automatically assume you're a qualified doctor, no need to reply)

Coño where are the videos of castellaños collapsing on the streets? So far I've seen burgerland brexitland italy china and iran.

At least he's now at the bargaining stage

Soon.

who is this gandolf looking guy

PIC RELATED IS THE REASON WHY

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with only a few long term effects like blindness and deafness

>What goes through the mind of people who post like this? Is it schizophrenia?
precisely

I TRIED TO WARN YOU BRO I TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT AMERICANISM

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>>max 14 says before symptoms
Some Chinese doctors said even up to 24 days.

Those letters aren't chinkoid

I think it's a matter of time until people go crazy
Meanwhile leftists politicians are mad AF, they want to reopen everything.

ilfattoquotidiano.it/2020/03/28/coronavirus-renzi-riaprire-fabbriche-subito-scuole-a-maggio-burioni-al-fatto-it-progetto-irrealistico-lopalco-una-follia/5752093/

They are a peak test capacity, you will not have more higher numbers if they can't test more.

Alright, /cvg/. I made a little spreadsheet to show Italy's testing capacity, and how much increase/decrease there are in positive cases daily.
This does not include today's cases.
Note that there could be false negatives as per various sources, so be wary of the that as well.

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Because that french guy said too much bullshit before, like it wont reach europe and just a flu
And then suddently he have a CURE

Italy update?

I have no clue
I live in not-Spain, the original, and I've only seen one video of one dude in Igualada.

50 BOOMERS ON THE VERGE OF DYING RECOVERED AFTER TAKING THE FRENCH DRUID DRUG COCKTAIL IN HUELAND NIGGERLAND BRAZIL

oantagonista.com/brasil/tratamento-com-hidroxicloroquina-e-azitromicina-tem-sucesso-em-mais-de-50-pacientes-da-prevent-senior-mas-quarentena-e-essencial/

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Can someone post that video where the Italian guy browses the obituary in two newspapers and the difference between february and march are 9 pages?

channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/covid-19-india-spread-guru-lockdown-punjab-state-12585934

YIKES, we're doomed