PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THANKS BASED CORONACHAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470753-1/
youtu.be/ESRi5j8PceY
>Pres Trump signs HR 748 CARES Act 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470779-1/
youtu.be/Iou7SsogGHc
>VP Pence on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/ysqHFHkIEVQ
>AG IronBarr/ActDEAAdm Dhillon/AsstAG(CD) Benczkowski Press Conf on Nicolás Maduro 3/26/20
youtu.be/EA4YU2bpvO8
>AG IronBarr on Corona-chan 3/26/20
youtu.be/90wBJNBxnWU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/Y1AyZpSp8d0
>DPAPolCoord Navarro FBN 3/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145320707001/
>SG Adams on GMA 3/27/20
youtu.be/e8gkeq4g-Vo
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/27/20
youtu.be/2XvyBmZGqHc
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 3/27/20
youtu.be/EklV_yqD994
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145179904001
>SOUTHCOM Comdr Adm Faller/SOUTHCOM Ldrs @Virtual Town Hall 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744656/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Herman Cain (Lara) 3/27/20
youtu.be/8QdQgH2yZbI
>Pentagon Press Brief (USSPACECOM Comdr AFGen Raymond) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744560/
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744635/
>HHSVideo: Corona-chan/Important Info for People @High-Risk/Ad Council PSA 3/27/20
youtu.be/RehMukO3AZk

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foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/12/coronavirus-killing-globalization-nationalism-protectionism-trump/
mediterranee-infection.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/COVID-IHU-2-1.pdf
theguardian.com/film/2019/feb/20/john-wayne-racist-homophobic-views-1971-playboy-interview
twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1243896362716012544?s=19
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Born into this
Walking and living through this
Dying because of this
Muted because of this
Castrated
Debauched
Disinherited
Because of this
Fooled by this
Used by this
Pissed on by this
Made crazy and sick by this
Made violent
Made inhuman
By this
The heart is blackened
The fingers reach for the throat
The gun
The knife
The bomb
The fingers reach toward an unresponsive god
The fingers reach for the bottle
The pill
The powder
We are born into this sorrowful deadliness
We are born into a government 60 years in debt
That soon will be unable to even pay the interest on that debt
And the banks will burn
Money will be useless
There will be open and unpunished murder in the streets
It will be guns and roving mobs
Land will be useless
Food will become a diminishing return
Nuclear power will be taken over by the many
Explosions will continually shake the earth
Radiated robot men will stalk each other
The rich and the chosen will watch from space platforms
Dante’s Inferno will be made to look like a children’s playground
The sun will not be seen and it will always be night
Trees will die
All vegetation will die
Radiated men will eat the flesh of radiated men
The sea will be poisoned
The lakes and rivers will vanish
Rain will be the new gold
The rotting bodies of men and animals will stink in the dark wind
The last few survivors will be overtaken by new and hideous diseases
And the space platforms will be destroyed by attrition
The petering out of supplies
The natural effect of general decay
And there will be the most beautiful silence never heard
Born out of that.
The sun still hidden there
Awaiting the next chapter.
-Charles Bukowski

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LAST ONE BY ME FOR NOW, NEED NEW OP

> ALSO IT'S CATURDAY, POST CATS AND CATGIRLS, AND CATS AND GIRLS

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i got it

It's an American afternoon for MAGAstuff

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youtu.be/9eawJyEuyQc

METAL TRUMP!

hydrat

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Thanks user, it's yours

>there is NO coordinated shilling campaign in /ptg/
>literally watch as they clock in and out with identical scripts and posting characteristics

Thank you for all your hard work, portubro.

MAGA

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MAGA

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I’m fucking bored

It's morning on the left coast. Good morning to watch Escape from New York.

>Chinese junk

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Make it a good one, AmeriCAN!

The current narrative is retarded as fuck

When you willingly live in left wing states and localities you bring misfortune upon yourself while helping white genocide and the destruction of the country.

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What’s the line today?

How to I find a cute nazi gf?

Also: pic related is the one pic that should have defined public policy with regards to this disease, not the discredit model that got all countries into a panic
> old geezer dies **at home** of old geezer related disease
> rest of the blokes carry on, except they don't visit granda and grandma as much

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NYC rats scatter out of the city and infect the countryside.

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Hospital ship send-off at 1:25 PM ET

Live stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=tbtLrjxRGuQ

...

The OPM dumping shall resume, big nig.

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>MAGAstuff
yeah more like STUFFED with my MAGAbenin

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Why are you faggots posting here and not working?

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Watch this video for laughs.

youtu.be/9eawJyEuyQc

you guys ever think about fractional reserve banking?

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Apparently Trump is afraid of Cuomo somehow

Uops, not that, this one

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No furries (Awoos are not furries)

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Me too. I'm watching Hobbs & Shaw.

she's blossoming user

Fuck calm down Bill Mitchell, and monkey brains.

How dare, user

Dunno tell me if you find out

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because you're a jew

What time is Trump sending off the hospital ship?

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Time to jerk off

Based and snakepilled

Thanks user! Is this one an official from Manga or LN?

But will they stop Chinese illegals?

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Why are you posting here and not working?

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Will we see slavery again because of coromapocalypse

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cumo is secretly his arch nemesis. they grew up together and one went bad but both got superpowers from woman.

Thats over now. They just ended it. Banks no longer have to hold eve a fractional reserve. Keep up, with the collapse

There several countries with more population than the US. Our growth in cases is unprecedented.

youtube.com/watch?v=wYZEtMyAhP0
youtube.com/watch?v=3YZ60mQA4Q8

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Dump everything chinese. Then dump bombs on China as if you're a Bog dumping bitcoins to make Anons miserable.
Nope. It came straight out of Yas Forums drawthreads.

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Explain. I’m a simp

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But he is user.
That's a Brock bro.

>reusing OPs you fake news'd
I'm going to start splitting on your one day.

We can tear down the wall when they stop invading!!! Or hell, just keep it up, it's beautiful!!! We don't have a problem with legal immigration. It's just that these globalist gangsters have other plans...

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Will she ever grow titties?

Yes, in Africa and the middle East

Unpresidented?

Apply supply-side economics to bagina.

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>When you willingly live in left wing states and localities
I have a good job here that is unique. It doesn't exist elsewhere. Otherwise I would live in Magaland.

@ muh Hindoo

There's nothing wrong with righteous rage, but we're better than the traitors because we think longer term than they do. Feel the rage, master it, and then give them pay back 'with a smile' as Trump likes to do, when the time is right and without compromising your own morals.

good news everyone. NYC might be in livable condition once it's cleansed

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Does she look like she'd cuddle, /ptg/?!?

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> Our growth in cases is unprecedented.
Why do you turn this thread into a house of lies user? Unless you are claiming China really published their true numbers and it somehow stalled at 80k or so

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>There several countries with more population than the US. Our growth in cases is unprecedented.
there are exactly 2: India and China
>it adds up exponentially
HOW MANY WHITE DEATHS
WHERE ARE THE BODIES

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US is 27th per-capita for cases

Will do, thanks user.
Kek, the state of them.
I’m being a total doodweed faggot today, might watch Once Upon A Time In The West again.

just like in hubei, they started shutting down before a travel ban. guess what, it spreads as people flee.

jesus from like 4 am to idk, maybe 10 like 80+ percent of the thread was filtered, take a nap, come back, suddenly only a couple posts are. it's almost as if the /cvg/ shilling is coordinated and disingenuous.
also
things Portugal won't tell you:
Hope > Despair
Loli > MILF
what about it

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This shit is too good.

The jews, trannys, niggers , fags will burn.

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With a shotgun when ever you are around.

Reluctantly

>China is clearly lying

Duh!

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Based.

that album is based

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once i'll start to force feed her healthy burgers and she finally is taking the pill it won't be an issue

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Nice

Don't be a cutie pie

I do believe he is.

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Idk but if you don't start putting Lisa Boothe on the tv more I'm going to drive to fox square and cough on everyone!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDING MY WIFE!?!?!? :)

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It is **not** fake news user. The article is real, the picture is an artistic reframing of the situation and a whole more appropriate than the one provided by the article itself.

How is that "Fake News"?

[1] foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/12/coronavirus-killing-globalization-nationalism-protectionism-trump/

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>Once Upon A Time In The West again.
Charles Bronson and Jack Elms.

generally yeah, the idea should have been
>this disease targets to old
>tell all the old to quarantine, tell everyone else to suck it up
hardly would have impacted us at all, i have no idea how anyone allowed a
>2.2 million deaths
model to become the standard that decided public policy. i am constantly reminded of that schopenhauer quote i've pulled out a couple times

>We must, however, remember that many scholars, being unceasingly occupied as teachers and authors, find very little time left for private and exact research. It is certain that docendo disco (I learn by teaching) is not unconditionally true; sometimes indeed one is tempted to parody it by saying: semper docendo nihil disco (by always teaching I learn nothing); and even what Diderot puts into the mouth of Rameau's nephew is not altogether without reason: "'And as for these teachers, do you suppose they understand the sciences they give instruction in? Not a bit of it, my dear sir, not a bit of it. If they possessed sufficient knowledge to be able to teach them, they would not do so.' 'Why?' 'Because they would have devoted their lives to the study of them.'"—(Goethe's translation, p. 104.) Lichtenberg too says: "I have rather observed that professional people are often exactly those who do not know best."
the tl;dr being
>don't trust people on a subject just because they have a title or degree
common sense should have prevailed at some point

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Really not much else to do. The shitty weather is t helping.
Wise guy.

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thanks NYC

its probably exploding through india like yesterdays curry through their guts.

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I work 9-5 mon-fri but today's saturday and my side job is shut down, which is why I'm not working right now

but I bet you're (on the clock)

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78 out of 80 french patients cured on TrumpPills

(warning: pdf)
mediterranee-infection.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/COVID-IHU-2-1.pdf

boss called... and needs truckers. Looks like im going into the unknown. usually i'll work 6-9 months then take 6-9 months off. but theyre hurting to restock america. Looks like ill stockpile some cash.


any active truckers around? i leave tomorrow. Feels like im going into a war zone. gonna eat OMAD keep immune system up.

Yeah, one of Bronsons non-cucked roles. The only reliably based actor is Clint, imo.

Whoever is drawing these deserves mad props. Bonus point for being cat related on a Caturday

DO IT TRUMP
QUARANTINE THE WORST COAST TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

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BASED

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They’re all going to flee to my state.

Sadly none can tell any difference from their normal day and keep bathing in cow dung.

I’m curious what do they actually do with the ship? Is it basically a massive floating hospital or what?

How hard is it for fox to find women under 25?

They've resorted to poll posting. Sad! Looks like they save the MIGA posting for evenings now.

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probably one of the safest jobs as long as you disinfect your cab
take it easy on the lot lizards for a while

Whoa

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If there’s a bustle in your office, don’t be alarmed now ~

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>It doesn't exist elsewhere.
I find that extremely hard to believe but I suppose it is possible

>common sense should have prevailed at some point
Funniest thing is that Boris Johnson decided for just that strategy and then that report dropped and changed the strategy of both the US and the UK.

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1 empty seat in between is only like 2-3 feet right? is that really social distancing? not like i care but that doesn't really sound right

>a massive floating hospital

Yes

>under 25
..but why?

idaho?

>massive floating hospital
exactly this

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You will be my first.

Here we go.

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The seats are probably an ultra first class layout, with lots of legroom.

whats next? nuke the area ffs

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Why do you guys seem to hate jews so much?

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Well Van Cleef plays some good roles or makes them better imo, but the Duke has one of the most based interviews ever about negros living around whites.

fair enough

get a mask, gloves, and eye protection and properly clean em'

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They make themselves so easy to spot, but the MIGA shit seems to get reliable (you)’s still and it’s probably the most obvious.

Definitely isn't

OH NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY, CUOMO BROS

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Who the fuck trusts anyone who makes predictions and statistics after 2016? Do we not remember when every professional was wrong?

Granted that was political pundits and pollsters, but the same concept applies.

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Thank God I live in a red state. Imagine being a democrat in 2020

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I feel like if you need this explained to you you shouldn't be working in a hospital

They're subversive. Most of them are.

FNC is just killing it

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Van Cleef is awesome, even his standalone movies are great. I’m a bit ashamed to admit I’ve never seen a John Wayne flick, what’s the most based? I’m a big fan of High Noon with Gary Cooper.

theguardian.com/film/2019/feb/20/john-wayne-racist-homophobic-views-1971-playboy-interview

Hiring women under 25 is what got leftwing media in the predicament they're in now.

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>huggers furiously cooking home made meals.

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Sounds unconstitutional to me.
I'd rather risk losing 10%, 20%, 50% of the population before I so easily sell out the first amendment.
If such a thing happens, I hope it gets BTFO in court. We have the right to peacably assemble, and the right to travel.

YES!

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>attempted to mitigate travel demonstrating healthy foresight in a leader and administration
>consistently called out for being racist by your political opponents while being undermined in the courts
>turns out he was right before it was okay to admit it
What an interesting time.
This shit will stick with people for a while, and especially in November.

This is not the end of globalism. This is the opening act of the feature presentation.

Can we talk about this thread?

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>have plenty of food, stocked two weeks ago for at least a month
>grandpa now demanding we go shopping again, despite only being out of bread/milk
>wants to keep blowing $120 a week out of habit alone
I'll go get you some bread and milk for fuck's sake stay home, you are 86.

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>Drug abuse dunnit call mental health problems, mental health cause, p-p-problems cause drug abuse
twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1243896362716012544?s=19

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Wall them off, they need to be taught how being faggots has consequences

all they have to do is read off a script

I'm sick of seeing 30+ year old, childless Fox reporters

sorry it's just reflex at this point

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Isn't your flu season just getting started, nip?
Get your fucking act together

>Sounds unconstitutional to me.
Constitution is suspended. Trumpocracy now!

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