/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2658

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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>623 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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No user don't! You will never wake up

total global extinction

bread with nothing between

ESCAPE
FROM
NEW
YORK

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>2,084 different strains have been sequenced
What are the chances the way this virus was manufactured, taking shit from HIV & other diseases, has given it some kind of super adaptability/ability to quickly evolve by snatching properties of other illnesses it comes in contact with out in the wild?

*complete

Exactly... what a nothingburger

>implying I need police protection
Still to this day have normies ask me "what would I need a gun for". Meanwhile major cities are instructing cops to not pursue certain crimes.

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Treatment of 5 Critically Ill Patients With COVID-19 With Convalescent Plasma
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763983

Kino incoming

Rejoice my people the worst has not even began

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7 or 8 digit deaths.
Focus on domestic industry, working from home and homesteading.
CCP collapse.

Exercising at home sucks.

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My roommate got admitted to the hospital more than a week ago and got diagnosed with corona. I'm pretty sure i have it too from him since we were locked up together for a while while he was sick but i wont get tested unless im almost dying. I only have a sore throat and diarrhea for some reason all week.

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FOLLOW ME
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

You guys do realize that the death rate is no more than 3-5% right? Most countries underreport their cases by 10x. People with mild symptoms are told to stay home and don't get tested.

quick fly to florida!

> WHERE MY PASTABROS AT

>paid taxes in 2018
>made well over $2500
>filed under dependent
Am I fucked?

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>faggot little virus
Fun

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Only 10 years left boys!

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>100 new cases in Puglia everyday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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there's already meat between the buns boris.

>30 minutes to Italy numbers
Post your predictions, will Italy finally be the first country to cross the 10k deaths mark today?

socialist revolution in the US
end of the European project
Chinese cements itself as the sole world power

>BREAKING: Trump says he's considering to impose a quarantine in the New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut area

Who'll be the next Will Smith here user?

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Who will play him in the inevitable real life adaptation?

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all these nothingburger posts are archived, the post-apocalypse compilations will be funny

I'll be fine, right bros?

Global economic collapse
Third world being wiped out
Worldwide famine

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Wtf that's just a picture of some abandon well boat :/

The animated timeline is now complete

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JEW YORKERS STAY OUT!!!!!!!

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wait faggot until you get reinfection or other opportunistic disease eats you up within a year

And here's the Bill version

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any mathsfags/statsfags lurking? I imagine you guys are having a field day with this

What book is this?

How bad is this?

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Keanu

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 105,778 (1,731) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,030 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,972 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Chile 1,909 (6) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (29) Pakistan 1,420 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,652 (+35) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +333 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +201 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +47 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+3) Ukraine +1 (+3) Macedonia +22 (+1) Burkina Faso +27 (+2) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Cuba +39 (+1) Sri Lanka +7 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +262…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Why the sniper optic on the AR

Argie bro, what do you do for a living? Do you even sleep? Anyway, thanks for being a stellar bread baker.

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Imagine having this much vodka in your bloodstream. You drunk idiot . How fucking date you .

This was a pissing match between us army bioweapon research and the chinks research. It was released in wuhan. Go fuck yourself.

pic is reported deaths in NL

also 80% of the patients in intensive care here is overweight
>telegraaf.nl/nieuws/401591346/gommers-80-procent-van-de-coronapatienten-op-ic-heeft-overgewicht

RIP AMERICA

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These are your last hours to ESCAPE NEW YORK
Today is your last chance

No bro. We are pretty fucking far from fine. Bro.

wouldn't hurt to increase the bitrate a bit m80

Does that burger who kept a scoreboard for deaths in each US state still post here?

Godspeed corona chan!

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Based

Check

Chinese revolt, a return to a more nationalistic focus with less of a global agenda, good ol fashioned racist jokes becoming mainstream again for everyone, people realizing huge cities are filthy shitholes and they'll understand the importance of flyover states.

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nth for sharing hands.

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It's not a sniper optic, it's some garbage I got on the internet. I really need to get a proper optic for it.

friendly reminder this is the ranting of a drunken vatnik who wishes his country was relevant and not a joke

Where the fuck can I get masks in short notice? like 5 or 6.

You know that is what the idiots will do. To bad Florida is about to to turn in to mad max world as nothing is being done to mitigate the spread and Desantis is in full fudge the numbers mode to make Trump happy.

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We all die.

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Checked

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not yet

im thinking it will be less

where can we see this update user?

Now we should start one for all causes of death, including heart disease, stroke, etc.
Achievement should be unlocked in ~3 weeks

Kurt Russel after gene therapy makes him look 30 again

The problem is that since I'm using GIMP I'm outputting directly into gif which has shit quality

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-2%) Tokyo (-8%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-37%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-18%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-16%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-9%) London (-29%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-35%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-14%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Everyone here knows the police arent gonna help you when they can get sick and die. Its the normeis that think the government can help them.

Thats a fucking nice Map

I don't think I've seen a murican or chink map by state sub-divided like that

I would try making my own but every time I check the map of my country, its outdated by the next day

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...how are you not in quarantine yet? WTF?

so is it officially mutating in Brazil?

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worldometers

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>considering
He won't because it hurts the stonks.

>South Italy
>Puglia, the shitholes of shitholes in Italy along with Calabria and Naples
>cases doubling every week in my town
>hospitals are nonexistant, and if there are in your zone are shit tier

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I just wanna splatter corona chans boobies with my baby batter. Man is titty fuck her.

when are the food shortages coming?

>BREAKING: Trump says he's considering to impose a quarantine in the New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut area
you mean there isn't one already?

>telling before
Yes, give them time to leave the city

Nicely done, user.

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>Trump: You can call it a germ, a flu, a virus. I'm not sure anybody knows what it is
Oh boy

>masked figure in yellow robes

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>WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS, PASTABRO
shouldn't they be at 5:30?

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As soon as it comes in contact with bats. user didn’t specify which species it’d be, but definitely in Brazil.

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>6666
YOU DOOMED US ALL!

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60 - 150 million dead, billions Infected. It could just be 1 billion infected and them it's stopped.
Bot the end of civilization. Unless it mutates.

IT'S HAPPENING!

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in approximately 1-3 months when enough logistics workers and farmers are sick or perished

>end of the European project
This pretty much, Corona virus was the last nail to the coffin. Shit is going to go down once European countries start assessing the economic damage caused by the counter measures and arguing who's going to pay for it.

Looks like it's at 6 PM again like normal, but if my journofren has the numbers I can post them before time

A man of taste I see

The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams.

NEW YORK UPDATE
>NEW YORK UPDATE
NEW YORK UPDATE

+7,681 NEW CASES (+7,285 YESTERDAY)
>+7,681 NEW CASES (+7,285 YESTERDAY)

+122 NEW DEATHS (+140 YESTERDAY)
>+122 NEW DEATHS (+140 YESTERDAY)

52,318 TOTAL CASES
>52,318 TOTAL CASES

728 TOTAL DEATHS
>728 TOTAL DEATHS

OTHER NY NEWS:
>NYPD HAS 500 CONFIRMED INFECTED; 4000 OFFICERS (11% OF FORCE) 'OUT SICK'
archive.is/mGFhB
>NEW YORK STILL 'WEEKS AWAY' FROM PEAK
archive.is/5w6Lq

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At worst, a few million dead and a hard recession, expansion of state power, White people are an even smaller minority of the world population. Crunch time. I hope it's worse than that though. If it's mitigated soon, no lessons will have been learned.

the who is actually supporting corona chan

I wouldn't think you guys would want to risk another potato famine

I think it's at 6, normally. Yesterday was an exception.

Someone, please answer me...

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well you cant take any more on if they are full can you?

oh fug bro

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I wish.

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you don't seriously believe that larp right?

Shit and that's only the midday update right?

It's a hoax. They're listing 5 dead for Croatia, but two were 64 and 72 years old cancer patients and another one is a 92 years old woman with a whole arsenal of comorbidities.
Who would have ever guessed that the biggest socio economic upheavals of our lifetimes are going to come as a consequence of such an obvious hoax.

TOTAL DEATHS
How many yesterday?

rolle

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Why are most people who die non smokers? Wouldnt smokers get BTFO by this disease and die enmasse?

how long before new york has more cases than italy?

CORONA HOAX
GET IN HERE

CORONA HOAX
GET IN HERE

CORONA HOAX
GET IN HERE

Guise, why do the Jews of YouTube have Dr. Fauci interviewed by Lilly Singh and then putting it in everyone's homepage? This makes me feel like I should automatically distrust what they say.

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140 yesterday, 122 today

Based Tedros is posting in this thread right now

RIP Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer

>diagnosed with corona
nope

with time we'll begin to see one 9/11 per day in new york

Roll for C

Rioting incoming.

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Come join Yas Forums on Freenode!
How did corona start?
Come tell me your chinky stories..
IRC Server - chat.freenode.net
Web Chat - webchat.freenode.net/
Channel - ##covid-19

nothing burger, just the flu bro.

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Italy news??

I sent nhis article to a cousin that is a doctor he said pretty much thats mutating and getting worse,he didnt refute that the virus is getting more and more affinity to ACE2 and just getting gworse, he did say the situation is looking even worse day by day

when does this shit end i want to go outside

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can you make me just the still photo of the graph with corona being #1?
I have been posting them on fb for the last couple of days, as it has been climbing the chart.

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I passed with flying colours

He wasn't LARPing and neither was this guy

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/242834342

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>And you, you are new to Trout Farm?
>Yeah... yes I'm... I'm very new. Did you say Trout Farm?

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Globohomo world order seriously damaged/destroyed.
Possible collapse of CCP, especially if ROTW applies extra pressure.
Rise of nationalism.
Return over overseas manufacturing to home shores.
End of mass immigration/multiculti agenda.

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High impact sexual violence the world has never witnessed.

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Is it?
* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

Have fun getting it then I guess

Spain is gonna be the first to reach 1k daily deaths. Why does Italy gets so much attention from the international media while nobody talks about Spain?

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Italy's numbers out?

but they're not full

So is it really the end then? If there is no cure and no way to stop it, then everything is collapsing in slow motion.
Live or die, civilization is over, you cant maintain a society if a plague keeps killing everyone who goes outside, and potentially sterilizes survivors

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kek

So far everything he’s been saying is coming to fruition. Italy being hit hard, shit breaking out in March.

Corona-chan doesn't date filthy smokers. She prefers virgin lungs

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Imagine what would happen to stocks if NYC was cut off from the US kek

>the dreaded reinfection
HOLY SHIT!!! YOURE RIGHT!!! I LOVE VACCINES NOW!!!!

Final federalization of Yurop. It is obvious that individual contries are impotent against threats like this

Why am I under a stay at home order? Fuck you Tom Wolf you four-eyed nigger faggot. Can't even go outside now with a fucking pig trying to fine me for not being scared enough.

Italy was a test. They infected people on purpose and let it spread so they can get more data from it.

My wife of 15 years is a nurse and is dealing with it first hand though retard.

If it’s celsius, you’re literally boiling.

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In 20 minutes.

Everyone knows it's a hoax, everyone knew from the beginning and how chinks were hyping it. It's a hoax and everyone knows it, however, it might end up being the single best thing that ever happened. Lets wait and see how things develop, even though it's a hoax.

thanks for the scoops guiseppe. stay save.

Yeah, I think De Blasio will update give another city update later

fuck off kike
gibs me free money like you do the niggers and spics or I'll crash your economy by not working like a good white man

Checked
Kino timeline incoming

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>quads
Were all fucked

Thanks!

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Source?

The 7pm numbers are going to be brutal.

You realise Iceland has less than a million people right?

ITALY
+ 889 DEATH
+ 5974 CASES

sportface.it/live/live-contagi-aggiornati-oggi-sabato-28-marzo-morti-guariti-italia-mondo/1015347

These are very hard times for people who can't larp.

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Because Italy is the future, we know what other countries will do looking at Italy. Unless Spain does moves that overtake Italy's rates then they are still just following Italy's footsteps.

There's some speculation that smokers have lined lungs which make it harder for Corona to get in. I imagine that once she did get in, she'd rampage, though.

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Idgaf about YURUP or JewSA just give me Stats, fag.

I think I'm dying bro.

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"Catraca livre" is a fking comunist site.

The thread is so slow today. This shit is peak comfy.

there are way more non-smokers than smokers
stats 101 pls

It's not a hoax wannabe social engineer. Kill yourself.

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kek. I posted pic related like a month ago.

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My brother and his gf are doctors and are under quarantine due to exposure

>UPDATE: New York state reports 3,832 new cases of coronavirus and 58 new deaths, adding to the 2,461 new cases and 67 new deaths reported 1 hour ago
damn you guys are kill

>mfw the virus can't penetrate my black tar filled lungs

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Wuhan bugout
twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1243892968068710406

The lamestream media will print a story about anons tragic loss due to coronavirus.

Do they not teach what per capita means in your shithole?

I fucking hate new york boomers so goddamn much

they invite this shit to come live with them for taxes, then the second some shit in their state starts to pop off they all board planes in record numbers and flood into florida and bring the virus with them

Florida is going to make Italy look like a fucking trial run

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Realistic, not optimistic, learn to read.

>catraca livre
literally the worst Piece of shit Website in Brazil
It is like Buzzfeed but with third world brazlian favela quality

Guess it's smooth sailing for me.

Chink Virus General #2658

Let the drone cope through his larp

NICE

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>t.prophet
how do you know this? who told you this?
if it doesnt happen, will you apologize for lying?

>frog posting update for italians
Please don't post sources from these websites. They're full of fake news

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Slavs and chinks are not human.

1 nuke on China for every dead american

>nothingburgerfags already disappeared
>but now we have an influx of Qtards

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and no this isn't some secret handshake/codephrase

stop being so paranoid feds

jesus

it's still true though many other media are reporting on mutations

Do they teach you what happens x/per million if there's less than a million people? Look at per capita infections in the Vatican

Lol. Aposto que és un paneleiro do caraléo.

Slavs are just mongoloid mutts.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAY THE FUCK OUT IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH HERE

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redpill me on Qtards

>no source

What a treacherous cunt. He should be publicly executed alongside the CCP heads as enemies of mankind.

we just have to wait and see if this new mutation is what that user predicted or not.......

so far all normie articles that i have read about ncov mutations reinforce the statement that all the mutations so far have not made the virus more deadly.......

until i see a sudden spike in deaths coming from brazil i am not so convinced.......

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Just nuke both and the UK just to be sure we get rid of retards.

>slightly more cases than yesterday
>889 new deaths
JESUS

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Russian specialists believe they have come up with an effective way to treat Covid-19 infection using an anti-malarial drug. They say it not only curbs the symptoms of the disease, but also prevents the virus from replicating.
While experts around the world have been trying to create a specific vaccine against the virus behind the global pandemic, there have also been attempts to repurpose existing medicines, to help the scores of patients that badly need treatment. Russian pharmacists on Saturday said they have found one such drug – Mefloquine – to be effective in stopping Covid-19.

The drug, which has been around since the 1970s, blocks the degenerative effect Covid-19 has on cells and doesn’t allow the virus to replicate further, the Russian Federal Medical-Biological Agency (FMBA) said in a statement. They added that Mefloquine’s immuno-suppressive effect prevents the inflammatory response caused by the disease.

Breaking!!! Our authorities decided to completely close borders, hahah, good luck in the post-apocalyptic world of the future, ghouls

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Have there been any dead celebs of the ones Q are focusing on?

roll for boiling

happening canceled everyone go home and get tio work by tomorrow morning

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They think the virus doesn't exist while wearing a mask to prevent said "non-existent" virus

close enough

We warned you months ago you had your chance.

Crappy larp, the hantavirus is nothing new, it's been existing since years and is already in the whole world. The only reason it doesn't infects many people is because it can't spread from human-to-human and most people don't live on a shithole house with more rats than room space.

27 days of a nothingburger.

Alright Yas Forums, will the banks close their doors and fuck everyone over like in the great depression? My uni sent me a check for 2.5k just now for the remainder of the semester. Should I cash it? Should I withdraw a bunch of money after in case they do decide to fuck us over?

Smokers are basically immune.
In chinese stat back in february male smokers represented less than 1% of deaths despite males being hit harder in general and majority of chinese being smokers

>tfw virus in your system gets too high and forgets to replicate

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menthol kills the virus when it gets in the lungs

What is Qanon?
>its an oldfag who has been on Yas Forums for years that has mastered the art of larping and creating Alternate Reality Games (ARGs) from his extensive experiences on >Why do people pay attention to Qanon?
>because they are newfags who dont understand Yas Forums culture. they are victims of the trolling namefag known as Qanon. they drive themselves haywire trying to figure out the most vague and absurd shit its insanely laughable.

Why are so many people laughing at Qfags?
>because we understand they are being trolled. we're laughing at how stupid these boomer newfags are because we've had namefags do similar shit on Yas Forums in years past.

how many niggers are dying per hour in NYC?
can corona-chan do what crack-cocaine couldn't?

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Retarded boomers who think this is an elaborate ruse for trump to perform mass arrests.

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Everything will be back to normal by Easter : )

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>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1243941357154119682

National death rate is still below 2% you fucking retarded mongoloid.

Well doctors did prescribe you a pack of smokes for tuberculosis in the past. Maybe theres some truth to it.

From what I find, a series of tales published in the 19th century - but really focused on 1920s not 2020s...

Fate of Cthulhu

scribd.com/document/446840682/Fate-of-Cthulhu