/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2657

I wonder what’s going to happen when truck drivers are going to park their trucks. I know a number of them in my area are getting fed up with not being able to stop to shower or sleep

Godspeed corona chn!

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Corona is a farse established by globalists to crash economies by the establishing NWO, implementing 5G, one world government, ID 2020 and smart cities. Trump is is in the way of this communistic push by the elite. All of these threads are astroturfed and everyone knows it. Face it.
Supporting the mass hysteria of COVID, even on this board is not working in the very least and at the most, treasonous.

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i think its saying the virus is mutating in brazil or some shit like that, im a spic so i tried to decipher their monkey language.

GG No Re, reload quicksave ty

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It clearly says that Novo Coronavirus sofre mutaçao genetica no Brasil

>not falling in love with Corona-chan
No user they are the weird ones she is a cute

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Hello based departement? Anyone there?

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>86-year-old Princess Maria Teresa of Spain's Bourbon-Parma dynasty dies after testing positive

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Oh my god it's infecting our language

We got this Last week. Forgot to post here.

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It means it's delicious.

If you read the caption they say it's 700 per stack

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I hate americans.

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At least we're not delusional like this boomer.

Fuck /ptg/ and fuck /nothingburgers/.

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how does it compare to previous numbers
> also is the main show in an hour at 6 pm CET?

ain't that much lower than yesterday?

imagine truck stop showers
gay super aids bathhouses and dirty as fuck with lot lizard prostitutes

Make that 500 then, fuck

I knew he posts in /cvg/

It's mutating everywhere.
The more it spreads, the more it mutates.
What really shouldn't happen is being transmitted back to animals.
And we already know doggos and kots can be infected. THAT is a hell of a scenario.

Godspeed

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What's going on on the west coast of US of A? Suspiciously low numbers for Wa and Ca. Seriously doubt they have contained this

nextstrain.org/ncov

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Novo Coronavirus sofre mutaçao genetica no Brasil ?

Genetica no Brasil ?
Sofre mutaçao Novo Coronavirus ???

NOT MY FUCKING STONKIES, GO TO WORK

>2020
>not sharing hands

idk to me this reads as
>die for the economy goy

"HeLPPpppppPP mEEEEeeee

I can't stand Downing Street AnyMoRe! LeT ME Out! Corona Chan keeps tickling my chest!"

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Novel coronavirus undergoes genetic mutation

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Some screencap showed user claiming that if the virus reached certain bat populations in Brazil the virus could reach a higher kill rate

So far that user has been 100% right so as an Argie living next door to the sewer niggers i have to say that i'm scared

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 105,726 (1,730) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,030 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,972 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Chile 1,909 (5) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (29) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,600 (+34) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +333 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +201 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Macedonia +22 (+1) Burkina Faso +27 (+2) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Cuba +39 (+1) Sri Lanka +7 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +262 Chile +299 Russia +228 Iceland +73…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Over half of Brazil’s critically ill patients are under 60
twitter.com/uolnoticias/status/1243845744165076992

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Man I wonder how Brazil will be by the end of april. Probably double the number or triple of what we are now.

Come join to watch sexy asian women

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HOW TO DESINFECT RESPIRATOR?

Better to heat it up in owen (70 C) or use bleach?

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How are they still having so may new cases when nobody has left the house in weeks?

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can anyone post the damage control WHO tweets that led to this shit? where they pretended it was nothing and sucked china cock?

Interesting about the face mask and temp. This is a cgeese factory and they are finding sick people but nobody talks about it. And Most other workers say "If I am sick I will still come to work. I need the money. I dont have a choice right?"
Also I live in a house with 7 other people. I am the only one with toilet paper. Others are using kitchen rolls hah

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>The Coronavirus holds our country and the rest of the world it its grip.
Does your company employ a dramatist? Who the fuck wrote that garbage?

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The hoax is not that the disease exists. The hoax is that the democrats are trying their best to blame anything on Trump even if Trump has ZERO effect, for instance, on how Italy or Spain deal with their own crisis (and they're in a much worse shape than the US) or on how the market is down and unemployment is up (again, likewise for other countries which Trump has zero effect).

How can Trump be responsible for something that is happening exactly the same or even worse in countries he has zero control? That's the hoax, trying to blame US administration for something that is worldwide

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Ia coronachan gonna grow some huge bat wings now?

Stay safe down there João

I love Americans

>621090 infected
>28662 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Lower cases, but still higher than those 4 dip days where it was like 1500. Then it went back up. Also, I expected yesterday's death toll to just be a single day spike, but now it's the same.

Who here enjoying making trips to store to scare niggercattle?

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the virus will mutate into something benign because it wants to keep spreading

what are the chances that covid 19 was around in Europe since december or january ?

*Singlehandedly destroys /cvg/*

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Idk, yesterday they changed that to 5:30 PM GMT+1 (half an hour from now). I'll post new numbers If my journo friend sends them to me

lol, what an optimistic kid
it's doubling every 5 days

you are

What everyone is waiting for is when US citizens start dropping like flies

Yesterday i went to sleep and the counter was at 596K, now it's over 630K over the span of some hours, the USA is the country to keep watching for another happening

We will mutate into something else hue bro, the giant toads from amazonia will raid our cities, the hydras will fianlly show up, a new era for us

kek, buys shit from China who are profiting off this larp

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who's ready for the second phase here?!

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Pick your symptoms

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What does this say?
Novel coronavirus something generic mutation in Brazil?

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-2%) Tokyo (-8%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-37%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-18%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-16%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-9%) London (-29%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-35%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-14%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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It's a literal translation I'd guess, in Dutch it wouldn't sound very dramatic

Put it in the oven. You dont want to be breathing bleach fumes.

So I’m guessing 5500-5600 new cases in total.

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It already spreads just fine given asymptomatic spread. There is no pressure for such a change or I should say very little pressure

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You would have to be mega gay to not be her fan

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nothing personnel kid

I want Bill Mitchell to catch COVID and suffer

I like flavor text

Fuck. Oh well.
Thanks

It's just a gripezinha bro

meanwhile in the Czech Republic, where wearing a mask is mandatory for everyone

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suffers

SOURCE FOR "TRUMP IS NATIONALIZING THE FED"
Opinion piece making claim:
finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html
Original (paywalled) source:
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-27/federal-reserve-s-financial-cure-risks-being-worse-than-disease?srnd=opinion
Fed program links:
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/monetary20200323b1.pdf
federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/cpff.htm
Treasury program:
home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/international/exchange-stabilization-fund

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/bcreg20200327a.htm

federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/cpff.htm

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/ptg/ boomer confirmed

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We knew for months that the tests gave false negatives up to 3 times and somehow nobody could tell the authorities that it was the case. Maybe retards think everything is disinfo even when the WHO says it.

Sup bill send a hi for this hue user

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spontaneous cooming

Higher i think

That’s just Lombardy. We need totals for all of Italy

its a shithole, so no italian/chinese tourist

sore throat
cough
fever
Pneumonia
organ failure
death