PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DAD IS COMING BACK (NOT!) EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470753-1/
youtu.be/ESRi5j8PceY
>Pres Trump signs HR 748 CARES Act 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470779-1/
youtu.be/Iou7SsogGHc
>VP Pence on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/ysqHFHkIEVQ
>AG IronBarr/ActDEAAdm Dhillon/AsstAG(CD) Benczkowski Press Conf on Nicolás Maduro 3/26/20
youtu.be/EA4YU2bpvO8
>AG IronBarr on Corona-chan 3/26/20
youtu.be/90wBJNBxnWU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/Y1AyZpSp8d0
>DPAPolCoord Navarro FBN 3/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145320707001/
>SG Adams on GMA 3/27/20
youtu.be/e8gkeq4g-Vo
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/27/20
youtu.be/2XvyBmZGqHc
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 3/27/20
youtu.be/EklV_yqD994
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145179904001
>SOUTHCOM Comdr Adm Faller/SOUTHCOM Ldrs @Virtual Town Hall 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744656/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Herman Cain (Lara) 3/27/20
youtu.be/8QdQgH2yZbI
>Pentagon Press Brief (USSPACECOM Comdr AFGen Raymond) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744560/
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744635/
>HHSVideo: Corona-chan/Important Info for People @High-Risk/Ad Council PSA 3/27/20
youtu.be/RehMukO3AZk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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ALSO DEFEND THIS
(PROTIP: if you do you are racist and a terrorist)

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DEFEND THIS /PTG/ (YOU CAN'T)

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god damn it gook I just wanna be able to post images again
the iShit meme was true fellas

BASED!

So basically.
Don't smoke.
Don't be old.
You have a fighting chance.

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muchos muchos grande pantusos

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Hello Portubro!! Seen any hot milfs lately? They're my fave.

No furries.

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The Trump administration is rushing to stab the American worker in the back

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Reminder for shills Trump is likely to get at least 1.5 million votes in Wisconsin and Hillary got 1.38 million in 2016. Good luck Biden.

MUH POLLS

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That's beautiful, actually. A strong little man!

>Its a nothingburger trump said so!
>It will be over shortly
>the market is recovering!
>It will be done by Monday, now easter now later.
>Obama bailout is evil, over 2x is fine.
>OMG FORD AND GM NEED TO MAKE VENTILATORS
>Its just the flu bro
Imagine being a migapede right now.

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I had some youths hooping and hollering outside my property last night. So I magdumped with the ol' binary trigger and yelled that my dick was diamonds and they ran off. Young people clearly lack the spirit for the BOOG.

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They just want Trump to lose and will do anything. Cuomo is scaring the living daylights out of Trump.

The zoomers and younger are strait up killas! Matority love Trump. The virtue signallers jumped the shark.

>is likely
Fuck off Nate copper, I didn't believe madam Cleo, either.

I HAVE NO MAGA GF AND I NEED CASH NOW
CALL DJ TRUMP BUX
877 CASH NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q

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> Seen any hot milfs lately?
Mostly 2D hot MILFs but I still keep my 3D stash around
> Claudia Vieira
> 40 years old

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Shill says "polls"

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But doesn’t Cuomo look like a tard if he demands Trump send him more ventilators when he’s hiding 10000 already

Is there anyone that was here last night that can explain this nonsense about the Federal Reserve being nationalized? Sounds like an earth-shaking happening but I just can't wrap my head around it.

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Cuomo is finished after storing ventilators

Nice!

Doesnt matter. Trump is done

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
> LEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DOWN BY SOME 300 000 people

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>250681204
Hey, nigger. Why don't you post more of it. Oh wait because you have an agenda, nigger.
>“This is just an unspeakable action,” said Marie Larson, a co-founder of the American Workers Coalition, which opposes the many visa worker programs that have transferred at least one million white-collar jobs to foreign workers. “I don’t believe President Trump ordered this — the swamp went ahead with this,” she said.

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>The thing is, it's my money and I want it naow!

Relevant posts btw:

> Its just the flu bro
Nah, the flu actually killed 80 000 people in 2017.
> y-you'll see: MILLIONS will be dead in two weeks
Nah, two weeks have passed user

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>implying king cuomo can be dethroned that easily

ITS OVER! TRUMP IS FINISHED NOW!

#ImWithHer

please name three positive things about trump's handling of this crisis

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>Nah, two weeks have passed user
Then why are we shut down? And Europe is shut down? Is it all just a giant plot to stop Trump?

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Europe needs out help! The Identitarian Movement needs your support so we can stop over representing migrants in the UK. Remember what they took from you! You can be part of saving Europe so don’t miss out! We already have 900 signatures we just need 100 more!

change.org/p/boris-johnson-mp-we-call-for-a-parliamentary-debate-on-proportional-representation

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1. Niggers
2. Tongue
3. My anus

Drumpfy played the 36DD chest card. Brust the gland!

> invoked Defense Production Act
> gave governors what they requested and;
> gave governors autonomy to do whatever they wanted without any unwanted federal invervention

kek, sure thing bud

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>I had some youths hooping and hollering outside my property last night.
Yep, I already heard through black Yas Forums they are casing houses at night looking for easy targets who had hoarded goods and supplies, going be a lot looting in a another week of shutdown.

Some argue Blimpf is now the de facto head of the Federal Reserve and will abolish it, others insist he still sucks the ass of his banker jew overlords

Things still have to play out over the next several months to see where this is headed

no the flu is real panic is fabricated

I have reason to believe that reading the /cvg/ pastebin will make me catch the Hong Kong Fluey. It won't kill me since I'm white but still.

Whos gonna scrub our toilets racist!

What are the oldest MILFs you have?

MIGA

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>Is it all just a giant plot to stop Trump?
>what was the collusion hoax

It seems Coronachan only klls non-whites **and** old, even the younger non whites are regretably being spared

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fake news btfo
eu btfo
china btfo

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Thats why they bought all the tp. They thought the who said it was corona ass.

Dead niggers
Dead jews
Free money

I get that but I'm trying to separate the facts from the conjecture. I don't see any link between the ESF and the Fed, or between the Fed and this mythical 600 trillion dollars in gold that we only have a transfer statement for.

>what was the collusion hoax
Countries didnt shut down their economy over the russia meme you stupid leaf.

look at this based little mf'er right here

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IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND!

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> What are the oldest MILFs you have?
Sophia Loren, 85. I would for the bragging rights alone

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>Cuomo is scaring the living daylights out of Trump.

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wtf too old

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You seem to have forgotten the hours of video of Cuomo towing the retarded Democrat line, which includes retarded policies such as but not limited to: open borders, outsourcing jobs to china, gun control, being dependant on others to prepare for you. We haven't forgotten this. Have you forgotten he's a cia white male?

And I'm now sad like a KOT. /cvg/ and China need to be bombed for this low energy killer.

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Dios mio look at those goblinas!

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You are a man of culture. Let's see some more in that range for fun.

When you are helping someone, they usually act respectful. Here we are helping people and they don't even show respect.

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At a curtain age they graduate to gilf. And even better fucking.

Good thing we have been sleeping in shifts then I grew up during Katrina. Everyone is well armed.

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>Is it all just a giant plot to stop Trump?
It took you this long to figure it out?

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How will your lives change under President Joe Biden?

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user, the hoax is not that the disease exists. The hoax is that the democrats are trying their best to blame anything on Trump even if Trump has ZERO effect, for instance, on how Italy or Spain deal with their own crisis (and they're in a much worse shape than the US) or on how the market is down and unemployment is up (again, likewise for other countries which Trump has zero effect).

How can Trump be responsible for something that is happening exactly the same or even worse in countries he has zero control? That's the hoax, trying to blame US administration for something that is worldwide

Fucking epic.

Dr. Birx in a nighty pleaaaaaaase.

for me, its helen mirren

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Go on

checked
>supported MAGAbux, which will ingratiate him to the millions put out of work by these faggoty lockdowns
>never overstated the threat of the virus
>he never cucked to the faggots who wanted a nation-wide lockdown

>Gillian Turner on Fox right now

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I second this. We need deepfakes!

>Illegal Invaders hell-bent on changing the character of a nation and robbing it of it's wealth.
>Immigrants
Pick one

>I grew up during Katrina.
Good, then you do understand the seriousness of it.

Calling it now, the Dems will ignore everything and nominate Cuomo.

Afraid to click. Does she died?

> 74
Very good too and always have been sexy.

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I'm startin' to chub up and I gave up fap for lent plz stop.

Im drinking beer out of cans. Do i need to sterilize every top where i drink?

United Airlines got $25 in free gibs from Drumpf on the condition they not fire anyone. The provision expires September 30th. United announced mass firings starting October 1st.

You are all getting scammed. This is the one chance in history to get a UBI so we can avoid debt slavery to Jewish corporations. And you're ruining it. Stop supporting Jewish establishment retards.

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MMMM hot even now

oh fuck, that's a
>i will bully you now
face really really dig

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Helen Mirren has the best boobies in cinema (outside of Hayley Atwell)

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> Afraid to click
JEJ, why so? Have you seen anything in this thread that gave you that fear?
> webm unrelated
Just a chinese man demonstrate the marvellous technologies of his country, in this case an automatic shirt remover

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Yes, of old age and not a nigger raping her in her sleep.

If you see a 200-foot high tsunami heading toward you on the beach, would you conclude that it is a hoax because you are still dry? Discuss.

Now we interview "health experts" who heavily donated to dems

The same countries that have their hand out for America's help right now? Surely they won't be framing a "withholding aid" narrative, right?

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vid isn't set in chyna, so no

GIB MILK

Is this the Beginning of the End?

where were these journos in January?
oh yeah
> IMPEACH
that's right

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> $25
WOW! Did they buy, like, a case of beer with that money?

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Trump is going to make America collapse and then sell of the rest to China and Russia.
Truly BASED chess move

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>25 bucks
lol, that's almost enough to have lunch at 5 guys

good?

Do they think anyone gives them any credibility at this point?

Stop whining. Take your trumpbux and party like the worlds ending cause it might in a few months.

What happened to this faggot?

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I like beer

Sounds like schizo shit from retards that don't actually understand the mechanics of the economy. To ever know if you are speaking to a schizo or not about the fed, just ask them what the fed does with the money that gets repaid to it (interest payments)...if they have no answer, dodge the question or claim the fed just keeps it (or reloans it) then you are speaking to a schizo. The fed deletes or burns the money (literally burns cash in a furnace). This destruction mechanism is the end of the cycle of money and is critical to how the fed controls the money supply. At the beginning they create money to give liquidity to the markets, at the end they burn it to tighten liquidity to the markets. These are the two primary levers of control for the economy and how the fed is used to stabilize the economy. If you think the market swings wildly now, just look at how violently the markets swung before the fed was created. It was really bad. The fed has been overall helpful.

>$25

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Based