Italy update in 90min

Fucking loads.

The lockdown should have some effect by now, only this would be seen by accurately testing.
Deaths will still be going up.
I think a second wave in southern Italy is a real possibility.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. You got him dude. Man, good job. Whoo... got his ass. He was all like “blahdee blah-blah-blah” and you went “Pow blip bam, shut up” LOL.

Fucking. Nicely. Done. I mean, if he was a car you were a big ol’ pothole, you just WRECKED HIM DUDE. Lol, are you gay, cuz you just raped a man, just kidding LoL! I know I know, rapes not funny sorry, but how else do I describe the epicness, amiright? I mean amiright, or amiright? Lol.

What’s he gonna say? Think he’ll say anything back? Or is his mind still gaped from that verbal pounding you gave him hehe? What a soupfuckingsandwich douche bag, I wish he was real I’d hit him and I can hit fairly decent. I’ve been known to THROW A FEW BO’S MUHSELF, if I do say so moiself hahahaha, sorry I know threats aren’t allowed here. JUST KIDDING FELLAS, just messin about. That guy was so stupid though HUH? What a dumb thing to say, I bet he feels EMBARRASSED!

See ya around my dude

Newfag it was a non Christfag item being shoad

calma..presto ci superano gli spagnoli...

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91900

They updated a few hours early yesterday because the number was nearly 1000....

If they waited until the normal time to announce they would of had 1000+ broken.

I guess they dont want to announce 4 digits.

But maybe they will today.

nie rozumiem

1100 dead
4500 new cases

5560 new cases
1070 new deaths

Tudi jaz ne razumem.
Smrt italijanom

5300 cases
637 deaths

boppity boopee botuti

my last 4 digits

*deaths

youtube.com/watch?v=deUVrtC5_So

keep thread alive bump

up

Italy is not relevant anymore. We wait for USA

Italy boomers are goners. Good indication of Italy’s economy gonna hit its peak soon

If we get +1000 deaths today, you're still the champion

Fuck Italy. thanks to those half nigs shutting down I cant get pasta any more.

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Then eat noodles, that's your destiny anyway

That's like the top scorer list

Wouldn't the sun's uv rays essentially disinfect that stone railing? How long can the virus even live on stone? Seems silly.

Italians are not the smartest people, you know.

>1000 perhaps?

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It's pointless theater anyway since their supermarkets are still open. There's no point in doing a quarantine at all like that, they're just harming themselves for no benefit.

it's feb.
the sun is weak, but in south italy where the sunlight is already strong the virus is not spreading

youtube.com/watch?v=HRLZSz9adik

>muh sun is the cure

So where the fuck are the results? You said 90 minutes, for about 90 minutes ago.

Also, why are polish people dumb as rocks?

end of march.. faggot

How's that free deathcare working out?

It's working out nicely over here. Meanwhile America is going down the shitter over this.

i'll say 866+ just to reach 10000 total

Yesterday it was at 17:30, fishnigger

I coomed to her twice last night, surely it'll be over 1k.

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>fishnigger

I refuse to be insulted for our culinary foods from a person that eats sour conserved cabbage for daily dinner.

Is it true that unrest is brewing in the Mezzogiorno?

>degenerate faggot trash

yes the goal for today is to have either 10000 deaths total or 1000 day increase

both are psychological thresholds

Fag

Nurgle decides.

Didnt italy change their way of counting the infected yesterday?

No, it's just a lag. the death onset from infection is 18.5 days so current death rates were infected over 2 weeks ago.

meh, people say always the same things, it's just that instead of by voice they are doing it with internet, and some words make rings surveillance bot bells.

Yes but the statistics were inline with The UK numbers which measured more accurately when they WEREN'T measuring accurately that time.

15 minutes to go... who excited? Will it be +1000 deaths or not? Can't wait to know!

On March 26, there was a mistake in Italy's Protezione Civile bulletin, on which they had entered 449 deaths for Piedmont instead of the correct number: 499. Consequently, the total number of deaths and cases for March 26 was incorrectly calculated and reported by Protezione Civile.

Worldometer spotted the error, confirmed it by calling Piedmont officials directly, and corrected it for everybody else (such as Johns Hopkins - which uses us as a source - and a number of major media outlets around the world that use Worldometer as a source as well, including Financial Times, The New York Times, and Business Insider).

This discrepancy was clearly due to a typing error by Italy's Protezione Civile, not to Piedmont's new deaths missing in the national report, as incorrectly stated by some media, given that the number of new deaths reported by Piedmont on March 26 was 16, whereas the amount missing was greater than that: 50.

Some of the same media (including La Repubblica and Corriere della Sera in Italy) that on March 26 had changed the number from 662 to 712 after our correction, on March 27 were reporting a daily change of 969 based on March 26 incorrect number of 662. BBC, Bloomberg, The Guardian, were also reporting the wrong number on March 27.

Others, such as The New York Times, Reuters, Financial Times, Sky News, Al Jazeera stayed consistent with the March 26 correction and reported a daily change of 919 new deaths for March 27. Even Italy's Protezione Civile, in its March 27 press briefing specified that 50 deaths of the 969 being reported should be attributed to March 26 count due to an error and later published a new corrected version of its March 26 report.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/italy-numbers/

>tfw it's less than 500 and the happening gets canceled

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>On March 26, there was a mistake in Italy's Protezione Civile bulletin, on which they had entered 449 deaths for Piedmont instead of the correct number: 499

Kek

my money is on 700-800 range

1 infected 1 dead and its op the cum drinker

Lombardy alone is 521 according to an user in the general

Happening is cancelled

Niggers did you know ~1700 deaths a day for 60 million country is pretty normal in Italy if you look some stats for the previous years