/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2655

Oy vey, why is Corona-chan so anti-semitic?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Any more sexy gifs like pic related?

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covfefe was a time traveler warning us about this disease

Looks like late stage covid chest xray

Death to Coomers

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rolling for second wave in Chinkland

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Get coronavirus updates here

cytu dot be/r/tv4c

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Last step of chloroquine synthesis. Just needs the 4,7-dichloroquinoline and the N'-ethyl-N'-β-hydroxyethyl-1,4-pentadiamine, like so:
patents.google.com/patent/WO2010027150A2/en
Its a nucleophilic substitution! Just gotta bump that chlorine atom off the molecule. What could be more pleasant?
Or purify the aquarium cleaner is probably easiest.
Carefully calculate dosages, the lethal dose is not far above the therapeutic dose. So a person could be sick if over twice the amount of chloroquine is taken than is required by body weight.
(There is a carbon atom at the endpoint of every line in the shorthand molecule diagram for beginners. Plenty of time to learn in lock down!)

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Someone?

man, even niggers have the sense not to eat off the fucking sidewalk with their dirty brown fingers

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZOOMERS WILL DIE BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPIDITY

>Jews have actually very weak immune systems
>Jews start dying do to Corona Chan
Oy Vey that's Anti Semitic Goy

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>not wanting Brazil to burn

Just make sure to tell them you love them. And let them do their thing. There's really nothing you or anyone can do, honestly. We're all sitting ducks.

Why don't you want to go back to work goy-I mean guys?

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>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1% worldwide if we do RANDOMIZED mass testing
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this our pussified generation as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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Why are all you faggots so scared over a meme virus?

user you only need to roll for unlikely events
what you are rolling for is inevitable

I...

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i got through to my mom, try scaring her

so NOW it's a shocking proportion eh?

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Is he beginning to move on to acceptance?

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This dude is OFF his shit

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Reminder why Africa remains corona champion
latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-health-racial-disparities-va-20150922-story.html
foxnews.com/story/whites-genetically-weaker-than-blacks-study-finds

Democrat strongholds?

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0.01 social credit added to your account

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Chinks collect grease from sewages and cook your sweet sour duck in it

/cvg/ here is the github for the opensource ventilator made by UF
build one now for your loved ones
github.com/CSSALTlab/Open_Source_Ventilator.git

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>I take my chances
DO IT FAGGOT

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If they had weak immune systems, they wouldn't die from it. It's the immune system freaking out and nuking the body which makes the coronavirus dangerous.

Bill Mitchell can start working for a living any time.

>1019 deaths in UK
>Up from 759
A-are we gonna be the next Italy?

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Keep going

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Nature doesn't have a standpoint, it just exists. We are also nature.

>the flu is the flu
Wow what a genius, I have to donate to him right now for this insightful commentary!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 105,019 (1,717) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,030 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,972 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (29) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (8) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +893 (+21) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +333 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +201 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Macedonia +22 (+1) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Sri Lanka +7 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Russia +228 Iceland +73 India +46 Singapore +70 Slovenia +52…

>FULL LISTS
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yes

He’s gone completely nuts lmao

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>This dude is OFF his shit
He is a pro shitposter

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Reminder that WHO multiplies whatever Africa reports by 100 in their official models.

Corona buffed

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Yes and London is about to become our Lombardy

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>by the Chinese authorities
uh oh

China needs to be destroyed.

From nature's point of view we don't need 99% of jobs

rolling

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LMAO HE'S MOVING ONTO DEPRESSION

I don't think he was ever even ON it.

Are all weebs pedo’s or just some?

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poor hygine

bargaining stage
"the flu but a little bit worse"

LONDON MEETING BETWEEN PRINCE CHARLES AND PRINCE ALBERT OF MONACO THE 10th OF MARCH

NOW BOTH HAVE CORONAVIRUS

WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You should shut the hell up already. Can you please just use a tripcode so I can filter you? So fucking tired of your posts. Holy shit.

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Kentucky governor tells citizens not to go to Tennesse because their governor got BTFO by corona by refusing to shut anything down

EAT SHIT VOLUNQUEERS AHAHAHAHAHAH

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I'm gonna bust a phat nut before the inevitable fucked up lungs/testicular damage

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Chinocaust when?

Are we going to hit 700k today lads or just a bit under?

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Immune system is a meme to sell drugs.
It's their bad habits of being lazy urbanites.

GO TO WORK
NOW

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No, and they never will. They (meaning WHO, governments and other types of influential entities) will just say this:
>bro new information came out and based on that we're saying this totally opposite thing now get with the times bro lmao

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GAYRINO

Vapers are also at a heightened risk.

1 out of 4 teens in the US vape

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-12%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-43%) Rome (-15%) Milan (-9%) Berlin (-13%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-33%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-25%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-18%) Washington (-16%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-8%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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the age of man is over

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The plague will kill all coomers
You were warned macaco

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>For instance, they wrote, blacks in the VA system might have better underlying health than blacks in the general population — a gap that may be less pronounced for whites. Exercise, diet and other factors not considered in the study could also play a role.
Wow, so when you don't account for all variables, you get a result which you can use for propaganda, even when there are other studies showing the opposite.
>For comparison, the researchers conducted a similar analysis using six years of data from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, a government study of about 5,000 people each year who are selected as a representative sample of the U.S. population.
>In that analysis, the adjusted death rate was 42% higher for blacks than for whites

Explain to me what the fuck is going in nehterlands anons.

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>Brazil 3,477 (93)
>Ecuador 1,627 (41)
>Panama 786 (14)
>Mexico 717 (12)
>Argentina 690 (17)
>Chile 1,610 cases, only 5 deaths
Apparently Chile has the best healthcare in Latin America.

MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ COBRADOR SAYS NOW TO STAY AT HOME. DAYS AGO HE WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE, EAT AND RESTAURANTS AND KISS AND HUG PEOPLE
>MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ COBRADOR SAYS NOW TO STAY AT HOME. DAYS AGO HE WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE, EAT AND RESTAURANTS AND KISS AND HUG PEOPLE
MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ COBRADOR SAYS NOW TO STAY AT HOME. DAYS AGO HE WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE, EAT AND RESTAURANTS AND KISS AND HUG PEOPLE
>MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ COBRADOR SAYS NOW TO STAY AT HOME. DAYS AGO HE WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE, EAT AND RESTAURANTS AND KISS AND HUG PEOPLE
MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ COBRADOR SAYS NOW TO STAY AT HOME. DAYS AGO HE WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE, EAT AND RESTAURANTS AND KISS AND HUG PEOPLE

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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>>Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.

You're welcome to try you Russkie go on.

Killing Slavs is what since consider great for reducing the white race.

Wonder what's closed that he wants open so bad?

ITS LEARNING

Post when you first read/heard about this virus
>January 4th while in Hong Kong airport

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what are we going to do with all these ventillators once this is over

Based spade sheriff telling it like it is.

Delay them as much as possible
When enough people die, others will get scared

It's not cute or funny. Every single thread you go on and on and on about the same god damn shit. Just shut the hell up if you don't have anything useful to say.

If they don't take tainted adrenochrome, they'll probably be fine.

Good, now real numbers.

The media slime deserve to burn in hell.
How many people have died, will die, how many lives destroyed by their decision to shill against masks when all this started.
Only two months ago, when we still had time, how they crowed: "Stop wearing masks idiots! LOL!".
Now they try and cover their tracks. "Oh we proper 4th estated the masks contriversinomies". Liars.

The media lies and people die.
May their lungs disintegrate.

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Sorry, my country's medicine is shit compared to Europe and this thing has the potential of causing an actual holohoax in here. There's a lot of deaths by coronachan being masked as "death by pneumonia".

I'm already giving up, it's hard for them to believe. They think it's "mass hysteria" so the governors from our states can get more money from the government to use it for corruption means. They won't understand until it gets onto them and frankly, I don't want them to die.

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Come on guy, it's just like the flu!

I have a cousin who's an rn in NYC and she has been working 14 hours shifts 6 days a week and trying to warn people about what they're dealing with. She has seen how these people, both old AND people in their 20s, are dying miserable, painful deaths. We are worried sick over her. Shits getting too real.

I just found pic related in my grand pa’s attic. Will it help me with corona?

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>more threads than people dead in Burundi
pathetic.

Getting real fucking sick of this happening now lads.

Its not even exciting. It's just boring, and we'll all be broke afterwards.

That allright user I know you mean well

UK RESUME
17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
>17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
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>17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
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>17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
>17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
>17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)
17.089 CASES, 1019 DEATHS (+260 LAST 24h)

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>34% increase in one day, 100% in three days
I'm scared

They wanted to go herd at first.

Most deaths are from old people who didn't even get admitted to ICU.
People who recovered at home aren't obliged to inform the dutch CDC or their doctor.
Hospitals don't provide numbers of discharged patients.

92% are not even bothering to get another test because why the hell would you after contracting the beer flu?

Thanks Coronachan

coronachan cleanin upsome time in november, there were like 30 cases i think

proof?

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-illness-outbreak-sars-pneumonia-sick-virus-wuhan-health-a9265506.html

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rip fernandez

Looking for a two-panel image of a sickly Earth being cured by corona. The Earth is not anthropomorphized. Would really help me if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

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omg the deaths are ramping up soooooo sllloooowwww

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Acceptance stage, not if he starts coofing...
Same, it's given me a lot of free time to clean up around my house which has made me feel better this last month.

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I've met primary school failed idiots from Bihar, the 12th of 13 children, working as literal shit scoopers, who sound smarter than Bill fucking Mitchell

that makes sense

>Are we going to hit 700k today lads or just a bit under?
Yesterday way +64,502
ATM we're @ +24,918
Today would need to be 103.688 to get to 700k
Which would mean a 60% increase in cases ...

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>Getting real fucking sick of this happening now lads.
>Its not even exciting. It's just boring, and we'll all be broke afterwards.

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What's the point of lockdowns when there are still this many airplanes flying around?
flightradar24.com/42.34,12.39/7

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Good post

We as human beings are parasite to earth.

You'll get sicker still.

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damn,that's fucking bealtiful

>17%
Every time I check the stats the death percentage goes up by 1%

Are they still shilling their 2-3% CFR?

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Here's the self intubation instructions:
youtu.be/owCls1PEgPw
Be sure to upgrade the batteries for the ventilator, as the critical period could last for a week. During this week expect delerium and inability to adjust the machine or do anything.
When the about to drop dead feeling comes, just intubate yourself, apply self restraints, and switch on the ventilator, maybe with a picture of Waifu to gaze at for a week.

London will surpass the entire US.

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No. Spain is the next Italy. You are then the next Spain.

Oh yeah totally, those niggers really love their hygiene.

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Rumors of riots in Italy. Can anyone confirm?

Were you hoping for something more Michael Bayesque?

It takes weeks to recover from. This seems to be a decent account of a "mild" case.

twitter.com/ShirazMaher/status/1243554346396246018

NEW: CDC guidance on masks expected to change in next 10 days. Americans will be advised to wear masks in everyday life. Current recommendation is for high-risk groups only.

b-bros I thought masks dont work.........

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Right now, people are shilling "as deadly as the flu".

>the flu is basically the flu
Bill, I...

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lmao wtf, i knew WHO was bribed by the chinks but jesus fucking christ

It's a nothinburger, fellow britbro. Don't be scared. Go out and enjoy life. Listen to our Lord and Savior.

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When they locked down Wuhan. Bought my gas mask like 3 days later.

What an idiot. Wisdom doesn't exist?

they don't really track who recovers

is there actually any chance of survival for asthmatics?

it's hard to deal with dying in a few weeks anons

Of what? My cousin at work or the corpses?

You are lying sack of shit. There is no danger.

No Vitamin D.

seconded

TN virus Chad
-vs-
KY jelly virgin

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It'll be over in 2 weeks right? h-haha

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Built for BBC.

Goddamn it, I fucking love autism. The spergs really will inherit the earth.

I first read about it on Drudge, not sure of the exact date but I remember the headline: "Mystery outbreak baffles doctors in China", something like that. It was early to mid January.

This. I'm utterly shocked at how this was handled. Like a Neo-malthusian depopulation scheme.

America First, frens!

1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
>1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
>1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
>1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
>1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.
1.534 DETAINED PEOPLE IN SPAIN FOR GOING OUTSIDE DURING THE QUARANTINE. 180.387 FINES.

CLOWN WORLD

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2.

At least that wouldn't be boring.

This happening involves sitting around at home, refreshing Yas Forums and waiting to be made redundant. Fucking shit m8.

What prep supplies should I order before more things become unavailable?

god that must be an AWFUL job on a regular day

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Better asian woman here

>>>>

cytu dot be/r/tv4c

cytu
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would take to my rape dungeon

Why don’t we start a new campaign lads.
It’s good for the environment.
Good for family unity.
Bad for Jews cause they loose shekels.

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Tfw the post-apocalyptic landscape will look like the Garden of Eden, not a grey smoking pile of rubbles like (((Hollywood))) led us to believe

It's a numerical nightmare over here. Not enough tests, regions with hospitals "not having the capacity" to keep daily track of new patients/patients dying.
Tomorrow we'll be hitting the critical point of 90-100% ICU occupancy rate, together with the rate of new ICU patients outnumbering the rate of ICU expansion. April's going to be a fun month for a lot of countries to observe.

Can you please stop spamming everyday just post it one time lol

that video... we're so fucked, this thing is hard enough to contain, spreading it on purpose is just going to get us extinct

>When the about to drop dead feeling comes, just intubate yourself, apply self restraints, and switch on the ventilator, maybe with a picture of Waifu to gaze at for a week.
I shouldn't be laughing but I am. Now all I can picture is myself tied to a bed delirious looking at my waifu as a homemade ventilator made of spare parts from a hardware store keeps me alive .

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Hold my beer
msn.com/en-nz/news/world/man-77-fined-for-hunting-pok­émon-in-madrid-during-spains-coronavirus-lockdown/ar-BB11JHak

Brazilian politics are starting to die
OH NONONONO

Depends on your age. Expect a 10% chance of death.

Communist China will not survive.

both

But i like the spam

Can't wait for the Italian numbers anymore

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Remove the CHINK numbers to get an even better number

Read it first back in the first days of January, when it was just a mysterious disease in Wuhan and a nothingburger for Yas Forums.

>Slaving away in the shambles of post-coronavirus world to pay up that 600,000 € fine

Video is 7 months old sir

Nature returns to overtake what man has created. We shall be born anew in this brave new world to fight struggle and die it shall be glorious

He's been on the ropes for a while now.

>us
Who is "us" you dumb faggot? "yoomun beans" isn't even real. Might as well call yourself a number.

Stop trying to bring billions of shitskins to Western standards. Imagine billions more plates, forks, toilet rolls, soap bars, mugs, cars, large houses. Fucking hell on earth fighting for the last patch of grass building factories and dormitories.

>Nature doesn't have a standpoint, it just exists. We are also nature.
Yes, people don't get this. When they use "nature" to mean external forces often beyond our control and understanding, they're really just using a modern word instead of "God," but mean the same thing.

But Spain is fairly sunny and that is hit bad

I know he's being ironic but checked and doomerpilled.

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Too much inbreeding i guess?
That reminds me, it means the US and the middle east are fucked if its due to that.

>Lord and Savior.
I think you mean Boomer Doomer

>At least two indians in the Amazon rainforest infected
midiamax.com.br/brasil/2020/amazonas-ja-tem-ao-menos-dois-indigenas-infectados-por-coronavirus
>Coronavirus can decimate indigenous peoples in Brazil
bbc.com/portuguese/brasil-52030530

Saved for the jiggle physics demonstration.

Almost no one wants their parents to die, but that's their choice, user. There's really nothing you can do.

r u havin a laff m8, ill fuk ur shit up

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don't know but I pity them. They consider themselves to be of high culture and above plebs liking "normie stuff" while they waste away their lives watching japanese cartoons and jerking off.

Don't worry - most of them will (hopefully) finally grow out of it and realize it was pathetic and that time lost cannot be regained

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It's all bullshit. A human using technology to destroy the planet and hoard all resources in the universe for himself would also be nature.

Nig if Jew.

...is this real?
The same faggot who said "If I get sick, I'd rather get treated in China"?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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good

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Nature doesn't have a standpoint, what a fucking retard.

Stop anthropomorphising inanimate objects.

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Shut the fuck up Nigel
Your great grandpa sat around in a smelly trench with zero passive entertainment for months
You goddamn pussy i hope the internet does go down solely so spergs like you can reeeee all the way into your dopamine cold turkey

Diarrhea, lol
Pls donate so I can keep doing real journalism

-Bill

Still surprised how low Germany is on the fatality list. Our healthcare system can't be this good.

People are using generic numbers like "28k in the whole word, it's nothing". 800 in Bergamo, a city of 120k (0.6% of the population), extrapolate that to the entire country, it's a million dead people. 900 deaths a day in Spain with basically two clusters, Madrid and Catalonia.

68% recovered in Spain are better than 0% recovered.

Don't forget. When H1N1 first broke out, they estimated it's CFR to be 7%, or twice that of COVID-19.

More babies will be born in 9 months from all these bored couples being locked inside than have died from COVID-19.

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Any virus can be airborne if you have enough planes.

Why would my cousin lie, she is literally sleeping at the ICU and has seen people die from this shit. I'm not understanding what there is to gain from lying.

Oy vey goy!
You need to go back to work, its just a flu goyim hehe..
O plano é de despopulação camarada, quanto mais morrerem melhor para eles. Que Deus nos ajude..

ENDGAME

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never, free speech. the people must know.

>Barefeet

HNNNNGHHHH

Come join to watch sexy asian women

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>Spain is fairly sunny
Eeeeh

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LMAO

What a great man. Only in America.

They cant record videos in hospitals in the US, so it's very difficult to find something like that online.
Here's one for the hospital at Queen's, New York.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585360049770.webm

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The Chinese aren’t human.

My risk of dying from COVID-19 is .2% IF I am infected. My chance of being infected is maybe 15%. That puts my chance of dying from COVID-19 at .03%.

My chance of poverty is 100% if we let America's economy collapse as we cower in fear.

I'll take my chances with COVID-19.

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STOP AVOIDING QUARANTINE! GET IN THE MASS INFECTION CHAMBER!

Make bongs out of them.

expired pasta just like your anal virginity. Nobody care about your "silk way" project to invade Europe with billions of mongrels directly by land.

So jiggly, so puffy, and in such a delicate color...

がんばってコロナちゃん!

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holy shit how are these people real

nature is not inanimate

Good that portuguese conquistadors aren't alive to see how they sex toys cattle is gonna be decimated

ARCHIVE SOURCES, FIND THEM IMMEDIATLY

>baby bewmers
>wisdom

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We tested between 50 and 80% of actual infected and treated them as needed. Of course of current death rate is low, but it's also lacking behind 2-3 weeks.

2022 here we come

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Mmm?

Please do we need people like you culled

So all the niggers, pakis, and even some humans will die but the nice old buildings will remain? FUCKING BASED!

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>Ppl are dying
Yes, 250k die of medical malpractice a year

lmao fucking commie chinks owning the WHO

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Anyone?

>I must die for my god, the stockmarket
Imagine being this pathetic

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Ok calm down Lithuania

NO NO NOOOOO IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING JUST WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS BROOOO

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And now it seems like COVID-19 is even deadlier than expected.
H1N1 had a mortality rate of 0.02%, 5 times lower than the common flu.

In 3 weeks in europe, it will have moved to a different stage because FFS the lockdowns.
Even if the existing cases go nuclear, who the fuck is getting additional infections right now? No-one is going anywhere.
Unless this thing decides to cross over to infecting fucking amazon boxes.

US is fucked. Will take at least 1 more month for incompetent govs to get situation under control. Death spiral won't abate until May probably. Not that US gov gives a shit.

By June, when death's drop off, there will hard, HARD shilling for getting people back to work/not spending any more public money/not increasing taxes/giving banks more bailout money.

Certain epidemiological strategies seek a surge of cases, followed by an intense lock down. The idea is that you want to spread out cases over time, but you don't want to spread them out so thinly that it lasts too long and new strains start reinfecting people. Obviously they can't tell the public this is the case.

Comfy times ahead

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The data from Lombardy didn't mention asthma as a comorbidity. You might not have a pleasant time of it but you're not at any greater risk of dying then anyone else.

the usual stuff bro

仕方ないね

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Does he not realize that 5% of the population dying will also plunge it into a depression, and make it harder to recover?

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>My chance of being infected is maybe 15%.
100%.

>b-bros I thought masks dont work.........
May the media be hanged for what they did.

it's just schizos trolls and three-letter-agents spreading disinformation
they toss a coin and go with the it ain't real narrative or the gay lizard overlords narrative and spam the thread to get people like you out

Die for the economy, goy! Lol

>mutts
>inbred
pick one

our existence is meaningless regardless of if we did what he said or not.

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I would rather save the indigenous people of Brazil than a white Brazilian given the option.

collapse?

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Merkel admited that your government os lying.
Aryan blut os useless right now, ALL races are screwed.