My Landlord colleagues and me are awaiting your payment for April
*tink, tink, tink* AHEM Landlord here
Elijah Baker
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Dylan Cox
Not the tin tink tink thread I was hoping for
Jace Moore
Oh sorry, was your mortgage payment due?
Dominic Taylor
Thankfully, I have my rainy day fund prepared and a mutual respect for the contractual obligations I am bounded by. A pleasure doing business with you, my friend.
Andrew Cruz
oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it shitlord?
Carson Ross
Based. Chapotrannies are about to get hardcore evicted
Carter Hill
Good thing that a law was passed that makes it illegal for you to kick anyone out for rent that is due April through September.
Julian Jones
This has to stop
These people have too much
Landlord need to share
Jordan White
Lol evict me senpai!
Kayden Rogers
Are there any laws on the book to protect landlords? What happens when people refuse to evict? I own some properties myself. I evicted a young couple back in January, I use the apartment to store my food and other supplies now. There is this single russian chick living in one of my apartments and I have no idea how to get her to BTFO. She already said she wont pay.
Levi Bennett
>oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it shitlord?
send the Sheriff's Deputies to evict your poorfag ass
Alexander Gonzalez
The difference between american and european landlords is that the american ones do not own the property they provide, they merely borrowed the money from it
Meanwhile in europe rarely does the landlord not buy property with cash
>t. slavlord
>tldr fuck america
Gavin Powell
Paid my April rent 9 days ago when I got paid. What the fuck is wrong with kids today?
Michael Robinson
the money for it*
Eli Jenkins
yeah after you waste 6 months in court, lawyering up, paying court fees and all while the courts are closed from covid :^)
Jason Young
Oh what was that? Sorry, it must have slipped my mind while I mulled over increasing the rates again.
Thomas Collins
Courts are shuddered in the states, so it’s impossible to get an eviction order for the time being. At least where I am. Good luck with all that.
Jonathan Sanders
send in the Jeb
Brody Cooper
>poorfag Yas Forums tenants are acting like they aren't going to pay their rent
Hey wagies, unless you want to live in the street with the niggers, you should pay up.
Colton Bailey
Doesn't look that hard as shown in this video
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Gavin Hughes
Sorry, you can only raise it once per year here, and only by a low percentage set by the government.
Liam Perry
haha oops I couldn't hear you over that drilling sound. hey might want to check your water meter and I'm getting a mold smell in all kinds of weird areas. ok bye!
Brayden Allen
Checks in the mail.
Gabriel Bennett
I'm a landlord and will be accepting 1 blowjob per week from my female tenants until they can pay what they owe
Jack Sanchez
hahaha hope you didn't overleverage faggot. the city and bank can seize your shit at the first missed payment. but there is a big line at the pleb court and my kids can't be kicked out without going through the full motions of the pleb court. hope your liquidity can last years. the roof will still be here whether you own it or a bank does lil bitch
Jonathan Miller
>accepting 1 blowjob per week from my female tenants until they can pay what they owe
oh sweatie
Sebastian Diaz
*water shuts off*
*electricity shuts off*
Well who could have predicted that? This Corona bug thing is making everything go CRAZY. Oh, and good luck getting the courts.
Gavin Wood
imagine how glorious this board will be next month when all these low-test, forever-renting, momma's-boy reddit jannies here are thrown out on their ass
Grayson Bell
>hahaha hope you didn't overleverage faggot. the city and bank can seize your shit at the first missed payment. but there is a big line at the pleb court and my kids can't be kicked out without going through the full motions of the pleb court. hope your liquidity can last years. the roof will still be here whether you own it or a bank does lil bitch
Dylan Lewis
Renters own your ass here, landie. It would be a shame if you had to sell your property to pay the damages you owe me.
Julian King
Oh, you should've make some savings
Chase Lopez
Landlords are going to get a rope among the first
Wyatt Sanchez
Fucking where??
Thomas Martin
In Germany. If you're unable to pay rent between April and September, you cannot be evicted for it and you have until mid-2020 to pay outstanding rent from this period.
Jace Carter
Mid-2022, I mean.
Jaxon Lee
>assuming you have funds for a lawyer
>assuming I haven't been hoarding money from all that rent collection
>assuming I can't just draw out the courts till you run out of cash to keep the case going.
I can literally bury you to death with my cash, come at me peasant!!!
Camden Garcia
LMAO good thing I'm a NEET living with my grandparents outside of city.
Justin Davis
Have fun getting kicked out when the bank repossess your landlords place. No courts needed for that
Kayden Baker
Good thing that I own the house I live in.
Hudson Edwards
Sure you do
Matthew Hill
Sorry I'm not retarded enough to rent, im a homeowner..
Evan Gray
> imagine being so too poor you can't afford an apartment
Owen Ross
>be me
>save up money for some 15 years
>buy house
Is this too difficult to comprehend for you, mutt?
Hudson Price
Do americans really live from paycheck to paycheck?
I've been living on my own and working for a year and i managed to ammass around 10k despite buying a bike, just how fucked up is your society?
Michael Harris
*slips and falls*
Anthony Bailey
>despite buying a bike
Nicholas Roberts
you will be surprised when mortgage and rent get suspended till June. Screencap this lads
Nolan Foster
>imagine living in a city in 2020
LMAO my room is bigger than your "apartment", and the whole house is over 300 sq m.
Brayden Cook
>Screencap this lads
bye bye JANNIES!
Ian Parker
3 months ago
>gibs are for degenerates
>I wish I could afford a house
Now
>muh $1200
>muh socialism
>fuck u landie mortgages are for losers
Jesus christ in so glad I'm not renting to one of you edgelords
Cameron Lee
Not into riding bro?
Ryder Kelly
probably means a motorcycle
Sebastian Nguyen
check’d lock’d rattan’d
Aaron Powell
>yeah after you waste 6 months in court, lawyering up, paying court fees and all while the courts are closed from covid :^)
It'll cost you money you don't have.
Nathan Johnson
Am I the only one paying their fuckin rent? What do you people spend you rnoney on?
Samuel Howard
>RENTERS HAVE ALL THE POWER
>HELP ME I'M A RENTER
choose one
Caleb Cooper
>Not into riding bro?
> faggot bike
> poorfag purchase
Jason Miller
>a motorcycle
Jack Rodriguez
Waifus
Caleb Hughes
>What do you people spend you rnoney on?
Xavier Baker
Landkikes where I live are going to go bankrupt - no mortgage deferrals on rental units - meanwhile no evictions for 6+ months
Colton Walker
Probably means a scooter
Evan Gutierrez
There are solutions to the landlord problem
Isaiah Martinez
Fucking phone posters, amirite?
>t. Phone poster
Hunter Brown
Lmao!
>poorfags not owning a house
Anthony Torres
You rent your house from the government lmao