/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2654

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME

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Chad Corona Virus vs. Virgin Tuberculosis

This would be a lot more fun if I could drive.

Corona-Chan is cringey ass garbage. You think this is a joke? People are dying, grow up.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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based Millions dead in China
>Wuhan is a ghost town
>Xi is dead
>Mass cremation

/CVG/ Now:
>Yooooooo broooo roll to see if you have aids bro!
>Woahhhhh 5 new cases in *whocaresland*
>Broooooo look someone who was 30 died don't worry about their preexisting hypertension and heart valve failure.
>China's lying broooo even though there's no new videos and they are clearly back to work and things are getting better but just believe me brooooo

At first it was fun, larps of doctors from Wuhan saying 50k dead, videos showing crematories and millions suspected dead.
All threads after #500 have devolved into retarded conspiracy theories and bad math. I watched it happen.
Clearly none of the stuff from the beginning was real; I enjoyed it but with all the new info this is unfortunalty nothing.

>200 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one.
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

Hey /cvg/. Would a cotton mask with pm 2.5 carbon filters help against corona chan?

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What activities are you all doing during this quarantine?

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If this virus is so great, then how come no one on Yas Forumshas it? Surely by now some retard should have made an AMA thread with actual proof of diagnosis. Yes no such thing has happened. And yes, many larpers have claimed to have the virus, but none of them have posted any tangible evidence.

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wanking

>tfw no quarantine bf like pic related

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Vidya, shitposting in /cvg/, and cooming

People talking about home gyms, why am I supposed to desinfect stuff around my house constantly? I'm not going out, why would things inside get randomly infected?

pandemic.warroom.org/listen-live/

/ptg/ claims that this is some conspiracy against trump. That the numbers of dead are of just old sick people who were about to die anyway, and then attaching the cause as corona virus.

How do you dispute this /cvg/?

play csgo and minecraft, I havent been able to find any anime to watch

Covid lung sounds. Listen to your future.
youtube.com/watch?v=3Kkp6ZM35As

>msn.com/en-ca/news/world/a-coronavirus-super-spreader-in-india-who-refused-to-self-isolate-sparked-an-outbreak-that-left-40000-people-in-quarantine-officials-say/ar-BB11PlVW?li=AAggNb9&ocid=mailsignout

>A coronavirus 'super-spreader' in India who refused to self-isolate sparked an outbreak that left 40,000 people in quarantine, officials say

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Governments lied. People died. Masks are affective at preventing the spread of the virus. South Korean leading expert confirms this.
youtube.com/watch?v=gAk7aX5hksU

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We don't give a shit about /ptg/

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Happeningfags really clinging to this one/page/1/
stale

Gtfo Fag.

Has Italy decided to change how they report numbers? Right now they have about 600 new cases which even with lockdown procedures is too few.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,898 (1,715) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,030 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,970 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (29) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (8) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Slovenia 684 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +772 (+19) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +333 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +199 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Russia +228 Iceland +73 India +46 Slovenia +52 Estonia +70 Hong Kong +41 Bahrain +7 United Arab Emirates +63…

>FULL LISTS
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By staying the fuck away from those cringelords

China is very dependant on united states and Europe for trade, both of which are not looking to hot, also china has some big social issues right now that are slowly starting to intensify, such as not enough women, increasing wealth disparity and other things
also, the trust in the Chinese communist party is based on gdp growth(= improving standard in living) and with this virus making everything close down I think Chinese people might wake up a bit
in terms of raw economic might china has a good chance but I wouldn't hold my breath for them to win from this.
India will suffer enourmously from coronavirus in the short term, and in the long term they do not have enough water so I don't really see any future there
if the united states could get it's politics together and act rationally and as a coordinated unit they could be much more powerful but they are very disorganized right now giving other "players" a chance

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>How do you dispute this /cvg/?
Don't need to, now fuck off back there.

Oh look another namefag to filter.
Drawing shit, riding my horse, probably gonna do some woodcarving.
Fag

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>/ptg/ claims that this is some conspiracy against trump.
I've looked at the threat and nowhere is this claimed you fucking retard.
Stop trying to incite shit.

What if the virus accidentally lands in Palestine?

Blow it out your ass.

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no new numbers have been reported yet

ILI (Influenza-like Illness) rate increased after the peak of the seasonal flu (January/February) in Ireland. There has been little to no detected Influenza A and B strains in hospitalized patients during the ILI spike.

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I'n writing a diary, cooking a lot to make sure my meals are decent and I don't OD on redundant fats, cleaning more regularly than before, reading fiction, talking on the phone with friends, and doing calisthenics. Take the white pill bros. Don't let quarantine turn you into degenerates.

White men and Asian women are made for each other.

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>Bill Mitchell in 2025:
>"This recent airborne ebola outbreak is merely nature in action folks. We are going to die at some point anyway. Let's get back to work. My good friend over at the stock market, Mr Goldstein, said that economic fallout will create more damage than this outbreak."

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Can anyone post that info picture where you make a wooden box to grow potatoes in? I don't want to grown shit right in the ground. Too much parasites and cats. Want to make a raised box with fresh soil

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standard.co.uk/news/health/uk-coronavirus-news-live-updates-a4400366.html

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Based

I'm assuming pm means picometer? If so, then it should work yes.

>Each SARS-CoV-2 virion is approximately 50–200 nanometres in diameter.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome_coronavirus_2#Structural_biology

This is now the Chinese Century.

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based farhát penal battalion

The God will destroy the Semites once and for all.

working

newest Imperial College projection
imperial.ac.uk/news/196496/coronavirus-pandemic-could-have-caused-40/

study link at the end

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Tell them to search "Dancing Israelis FISA report."

Buy it and then plate the outmermost filter copper or silver. Then you're more protected than most people.

*ahem*
FUCK MONGOLS
FUCK GAULS
FUCK GERMS
FUCK GOTHS
FUCK PICTS
FUCK PUNICS
FUCK ANATOLIANS
FUCK GAYREEKS
FUCK FRANKS
FUCK ASSYRIANS
FUCK SCYTHIANS
And lastly,
IVDEA DELENDA EST

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These commie Twitter fucks are never happy, are they?

my man

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Why does he have such a ridiculous hairstyle?

To give some leniency to their argument, this virus will be used against Trump no matter what decision he makes.

Another aspect of this is, nobody- no leaders - took this seriously until mid-Feb when Italy’s numbers started climbing fast. Even then it was like, “nah, it’s cool, just wash your hands”.

So blaming Trump is a bit of a distraction from the global failures. I’m not necessarily a fan of Trump, but at this late stage there isn’t much left for him to do. It’s too late.

Semites aren't white

tell them to get into the cooling truck

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stay home goim!

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If you're in a cramped suburb or city, it's coming in through your air ventilation and pipes. You can disinfect all you want, but you're gonna die
anyway when the saturation density hits critical mass. The severe cases killing young people are from them taking big fat viral loads
surrounded by sick people all the time even if they have no direct contact with them.

The pandemic wouldn't happen if braindead normalfags who returned from China/Italy at the beginning of the month could just sit at home for two weeks without going out and infecting as many people as possible

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-12%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-43%) Rome (-15%) Milan (-9%) Berlin (-13%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-33%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-25%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-18%) Washington (-16%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-8%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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based JBW poster

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My parents are paranoid and said I cant go out driving or even walk outside, I live alone btw . Like I cant even drive my damn car??

By the end of April, you'll have 100k deaths in Britain.

>tfw he won't catch the virus and die

I really want him to tweet about trump being amazing as he barely holds onto life

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Wish I had a bf to distract me from not being able to go outside

Do you think most couples stuck inside are having a sex marathon atm?

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I'm not a fucking doctor so what do I care?

>right arm
not good enough

You're all going to die goyim

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Yeah you do, you idiots are obsessed with a nothingburger

Why are you even going on porn sites?

Wonder how they will spin it if he starts to go downhill. The 7 day mark is going to be very interesting.

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scrolling through /cvg/

I didn't buy a mask even though it was fairly obvious they helped because I'm not high risk and you should really leave them for the people in the healthcare system user.

Did this request get fulfilled? I can not tell if the drawfag linked to the post in the newer threads.

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uk just going through the floor lmao

Rather surprising. I would have thought the chimps would be rioting over being told what to do by "the man"

Even the doomer Imperial College London can't keep the larp going anymore. Time to pack up those pots & pans & clap in the going back to work part of the experiment.

Thanks lads. I ordered one for cheap and I'm incredibly surprised that's it's actually showed up and is completely legitimate. Going to be fun mogging the masklets down at tesco.

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Go worship Zion Don more you retard jesus christ

update the numbers in your pasta

With the reduction of murder across the US the actual fatality rate of this disease is negative 20%. Amazing.

Bill Mitchell Twitter breakdown when?

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>this is the century when china will die, lynch its government, get conquered by a foreign power and occupied again.
fixed that for you. this is your fate, bat eater.

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make a new pasta you faggot

We are beating this virus. Look to china and we will win

how many people are gonna an hero from losing their jobs?

Most couples locked in with each other are having fights and filing divorces.

Watch thie video. The leading South Korean medical expert disagrees with you. You can carry it asymptomatic and infect others even if you think you don't have it. You may never develop the symptoms. 30% do not.

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>/ptg/
I refute it by gassing them all and flaying the bodies into cubed rat meat

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ROFLLLLLLLLL

MY FUCKING SIDES

i feel a sharp pain in my chest, nothing else. is it the coof?

youtube.com/watch?v=gAk7aX5hksU

Because he studied Classics at Oxford

>Parliament packed up
>No proof needed of them getting the beer flu
It's good to see how easy this all is, North Korea must be laughing at how easy manipulation works in the West

brehs, I think Im gonna blow my $1200 virus bucks on ch*turbate

Genuinely can't believe people here aren't basing their lifestyle about what finance user posted back in January.

He was 100% right.

What is this guys end game?

all famous people are asymptomatic

holy fuck
The WHO guy who went to China to check out the Wuhan outbreak was interviewing this Taiwanese chink. Deliberately dodged the question regarding Taiwan.

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The only one I agree with there is the third tweet down. It is ironic how the Democrats are so pro-life when it comes to this pandemic, but are also pro-abortion and ALWAYS help to cover up violent hate crimes against whites (That can also be said about Republicans)

Don't jump to conclusions unless you are physically having trouble drawing full breaths.

He's currently saying there are millions of people in the US infected but because they are currently not showing symptoms they are a non threat, and he thinks that all the good goys should go back to work

Reminder that spain is not making tests and the number of deaths due to corona is probably twice

>575k h1n1 deaths
top kek
>lets take the HIGHEST POSSIBLE ESTIMATED NUMBER
what a nigger

PM2.5 is particulate matter with an aerodynamic diameter of up to 2.5 µm

vidya with frens, cvg, cleaning my apartment, cleaning my backlog, rewatching pic related, can't wank, reading some stuff starting next monday, being comfy yet bored so far

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR TRUMPBUXXXX COME IN THE MAIL

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Which is why everyone should be in surgical masks to limit the spread. A shame our stupid government will never try to do such a thing because that would mean admitting they were wrong in telling people masks were useless.

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"And when the Lamb broke the fifth seal, and I saw under the altar the souls of the Martyrs, slain because of the word of God…” You made Martyrs of my people and I am prepared to do the same to yours. But God is watching us. And He will judge us on what we choose in this moment.
I told you that we were living in a world on the brink. Where every slight, every injustice, where every choice reveals our sins.
And where have those sins lead us? Where have those sins led you?
Your people have been locked down and it’s your fault.
Countless people died, and it is your fault. The world is infected and it’s your fault.
Was it worth it? Was it?
When are you gonna realize that every problem cannot be hiding it? When you chinks came here, I gave you the choice to walk away.
You chose not to.
In the face of God I am making you that offer one last time.
You Put down your masks.
And you take your fellow chinks.
You leave me my flock.
And you go in peace.
Remember, God is watching."
-Pope Francis speech to China.

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Diarrhea is only deadly in FOURTH world countries, even third world countries are relatively safe from it

So, early Italian numbers when?

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>with frens
ngmi

Based Bill is at it again.

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where is my 25% death rate brazil mutation

Working

Video games, cooking, and beating my meat to astolfo

snorting paprika powder

HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I'm scared now bros

Is there any solid proof anyone is recovering? Some people have been in the 'unresolved' category for months at this point. I don't want to die or be deathly ill for months

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When it comes in contact with bats

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It's over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DROPPING PEOPLE IN LONDON

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What minute?

Then it's useless against SARS-CoV-2. :(

Remember when he thought he was getting spammed by bots when people were posting too many cringe compilation memes under his tweets? Good times

Reminder that the quarantine is going to be over at some point and you can spend this time improving yourself

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Yes some people survive just fine and maybe only have testicle, kidney, and/or lung damage. That being said if they say you need to be put on a ventilator your chances are rather low.

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No true recoveries so far. And lots of evidence to suggest permanent damage/permanent infection/ADE reinfection. Things really do not look good.

Location

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no user
covid19 is a permanent illness
like leprosy

Bill going all out

We're not lucky enough for that to happen

That's joe.

Szegedi eros paprika vagy egy kis buzi gyerek vagy?

Yeah we should stop talking about the event that ground the world to a standstill just because it offends your delicate sensibilities
It’s over guys
Let’s just pretend it’s not happening
This guy doesn’t like it

You gay fucking cunt

online of course

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youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=949

>p-people are gonna riot if you lockdown

don't lockdown and soon people will lock themselves in voluntarily because they'll see their neighbors getting carried to the crematory

no one will want to riot, no one will want to leave their home when your city is Madrid-levels of fucked.

>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1% worldwide if we do RANDOMIZED mass testing
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this our pussified generation as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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>wait that looks too third worl
ah no its london
checks out

Even people who supposedly "recover" end up in hospital one or two days later. Nobody knows

Somali to Mori no Kamisama is short and sweet if you're into that kind of thing

Just a spicehead.

>what do you think about how Taiwan has handled the virus?
>well we've already talked about China
Imagine being this much of a slave to chinks what the fuck

i honestly cant wait until this starts happening here so all these normies just shut the fuck up about going back to work

Fake those stalls wouldn't be open

kalocsai az nem is számít? :/