The mrs and I have developed some seriously degenerate fetishes since we have been together. We are now into farting (her sitting on my face and farting). She also wants to watch me fuck another woman and wants me to own a haram, but we are going to leave these two just to fantasy. Unfortunately.
Jacob Powell
Hair of the dog enet
Michael Hernandez
How does a 30 year old man still at home get a gf, im not ugly or autistic and just came out of a relationship how fucked am i, cant afford to live on my own at the moment. .
get a cute babytrans GF, they will love you forever.
Tyler Martin
im not drinking anymore smoked too much as well feel like ive got coronalungs
Carter Butler
3 weeks will turn into 3 months, 3 months will turn into 6 months, 6 months will turn into a year, a year will turn into 2 years, to 3 years, to 5 years, to 10 years, to 10 years, to 50 years, to a century, to millennia. We are never getting off this ride.
coppers are ruining everything with their new laws. dying lakes black ffs.
John Reyes
Dunno if they'll keep everyone in lockdown for 6 months, but our doctors rota has swapped to an emergency one from Friday and it's expected to last for 6 months plus we're expecting a second peak in November so maybe it will go longer. Hope the yanks have a cure before then.
Dominic Butler
babytrans doesnt mean underage ya dumb hick, it means a tranner still starting out her HRT, generally 18-21.
Wyatt Flores
Shit happens, as they say.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>Miss me now >Back in my day there was no brexit, no corona, no financial crisis, no anger over immigration.
Interracial relationships are nothing other than the manifestation of a sexual fetish. It's not about love. It's not about romance. It's not about companionship. It's just sexual degeneracy and the inability of the degenerate in question to control his or her disgusting urges.
Nathan Flores
Uh no, I'm just telling you what a nice gookinese woman told me about her traditional food
Zachary Phillips
Lol What do you think these words mean What do you think love is
You should have listened to us and sucked some limes.
Daniel King
>Britain’s coronavirus death toll is expected to be reduced from 260,000 to 5,700 as a result of the country-wide lockdown, researchers have said. schizo cope incoming
Anthony Walker
Only carry what you need Allotments are good for shelter in the winter Use whatever skills you have to do jobs/work for food or washing Don't congregate with other homeless, some will take what you have, some are sick and should be in care.
No, I had my sleeping bag set on fire once but I wasn't in it. And I've been dragged down the street a few times while being in my sleeping bag, you learn not to zip it up so you can get out when this happens.
Not any more fren, hope never to be again
John Bennett
no, fucking hell
Isaac Green
I am sorry I hope you are well now
Jordan Wilson
>as a result of the country-wide lockdown Kek, nice damage control. It's absolutely nothing to do with the original projected numbers being total bullshit then?
David Torres
Absolute vampires for doing that
Lucas Baker
Do you honestly believe it's impossible for people of different races to feel emotions for each other? Because that is fucking retarded >inb4 OMG OMG LE KEKKEK KEK, I'm not in favour of mixing either
Jackson Edwards
>Imagine falling in love with a disgusting slant eyed gook Christcucks are pathetic
Jeremiah Barnes
It’s reduced because 64,994,300 have already died.
Daniel Cox
>85% CFR and rising that "research" is nothingburger cope
Benjamin Thomas
The double-edge to this sword is that it will make people ever more willing to give up the freedoms they used to enjoy in favour of perceived "safety". There is now literally a mandate to turn us into a Stalinist shithole.
Andrew King
another car crash of a take from this bender
Xavier James
sorry m8 i regularly see patients that tell me they have a bottle of vodka a day or 2 bottle of ciders. in that case maybe it's something else maybe its coronashit wait a few days
Cameron Cox
I’m stopping replying to you because you’re a spac
Lincoln Green
Everytime I go out for a night out in the town, I always give a homeless chap 20 quid and tell him to spend it on whatever he wants. Last time I had to wake the guy up to give him his money.
Gavin Wood
Enjoy your eliot rogers
Wyatt Richardson
reminder that love doesn't exist and all human relationships are transactional
Landon King
the lockdown won't help in the long run. infections/deaths will skyrocket as soon as they stop it. reminder that the uk strain has an 85% death rate.
Why would the whole world governments(literally everywhere is locked down, including 3rd world shitholes) want to turn into a stalinist shithole when the west literally blew out eastern europe out the water ages ago.
Mason Scott
Anyone who read the imperial study already knew this. Which is why the government started locked down.
Nolan Jones
Shut up happooner.
cope
Jason Ross
tbf, i have 4 tinnies most days. not 8 though. much regret
Isaac Robinson
>subjective experience don't real wow no shit, you're a deep thinker like rick from rick and morty
Probably true, but the two people involved need to be compatible anyway, otherwise the relationship won't last, regardless of race.
Jonathan Kelly
What transaction does someone get from wiping their disabled love ones arse? Scat fetish?
Zachary Cook
Fucking this. I've rediscovered my burning hatred for the British public. Not only will they put up with stalinist bread lines and enforced business closures, but they'll fucking BEG to be locked up indoors by big daddy Johnson
Adrian Carter
>you can’t want what’s best for someone
Samuel Cook
You’ve got the wo’s
Andrew Cook
When Monggoth gets doxxed, will his unveiling be funnier than Millennial Wews? Also you now remember that wews got bullied out of his home and fled the country because some reporter knocked on his door to talk lmao.
there are lots of plausible things they could get from that. avoidance of being shamed by their community, the continued kindness and companionship of the individual they're caring for, inheritance. etc. i don't even know what this means
Andrew Reed
Well freedom didn't help Italy, Spain, and it's not helping us either. The boot should've come down sooner China style. None of this Boris literally begging people "please lads stay home".
Kevin Perez
Become acutely aware of class differences, drink tea, care less about politics.
James Lee
I ma mate and thank you, I hope you're doing as well as can be expected in these bad times we are having.
Drunk lads having a lark, the good people I met outweighed the bad and those are the ones I remember most.
Thats very nice of you fren and if you're unsure they don't buy booze or drugs then buying them something to eat and drink would be helping them more. Like a meal deal.
Cameron Perry
Because there is no record of whether people who are not hospitalised, recover or not. If you look at the box next to that, you see that 95% of confirmed cases are mild and consequently people recover without any medical intervention
Camden Jenkins
World health organisation
Elijah Thompson
neil ferguson is a panic mongering remainer shut in boffin schizo and should self isolate until he dies
>mild can we stop with this "mild" meme? even "mild" infections come with pneumonia and organ damage. close to 90% of the closed cases in the UK have resulted in death.
Nathan Morgan
>modelling novel viruses is difficult, which means people can get things wrong, therefore researchers and doctors are bad Modelling is difficult as you cannot model the world as it is, you can only make approximations based on assumptions that are only as good as available data. Applying science to social systems is very much an art.
Nathaniel Peterson
yeah i mean we need to work on getting tests done lol
“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”
Dylan Martinez
Over the next 5 years In the UK at least the realization that it's over will begin to cripple the indigenous population and I imagine the "fast collapse" phase after the "slow decline" will begin as the reality of the Office of National Statistics demographic data begins to filter down to the masses post 2021 as they realize the native collapse at 1-2% per YEAR.
For example by 2030 ~50% of all newborns, 45% of school children , 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament will be invaders.
I imagine this will be the final decline phase and as the "tipping point" is hit in the 2030s the Jew will fully unleash the brown hordes starting with brown "points based migration" post 2019 election (fake conservatives ''victory' ) and "climate refugees" punching into the last indigenous enclaves in the nation.
Corona and the death of the boomers and the bagging of patriots by the military lockdown ("Corona deaths") will accelerate this plan and the brown prole mass will vote for tyranny and the clique will just say "well 'you' voted for it".
>Marking a dramatic one-day rise from 769, Public Health officials have said another 250 people across the UK have died in the last 24 hours. lads pretty sure we are going up faster than even Italy did
'wanting' is totally meaningless. you might 'want' one thing while actually doing something different. you will do what you have most incentive to do, not what you want most.
Ethan Nelson
>we are being forced to have fewer children and its all immigrants fault ;__;
Ryan Scott
>Thats very nice of you fren and if you're unsure they don't buy booze or drugs then buying them something to eat and drink would be helping them more. Like a meal deal I don't care if they buy booze and drugs and get some hours of enjoyment to mask the pain. It's up to them what they want to do with it. My responsibility ends the moment I give the money as far as I'm concerned.
Jack Bailey
I'm hungover anyone make a full brekky want to share some?
Christopher Long
Their won’t be a population in 5 years you ming, corona will kill us all!
>Tanks roll into Chinese cities >Soldiers going around in ambulances with hazmat suits and guns >The city is sealed off and has a military grade viral military lab facility in it
Put this into your model you fucking nonce
Evan Scott
Except thats unironically correct
Angel Jackson
I bet it because norf memes, they were so bad that god decided to punish you But honestly it because UK is overpopulated due to migration, is has dubius honor of being on the same level of density as asian shitholes
I had it the week before last. I'm older than 35 by a good margin and have smoked cigs/weed for decades, how come I shrug it off easy yet others are collapsing over it?
Dylan Ramirez
>brown Well that’s the good thing about the super woo. It kills by percentage not by volume. So any large community or group will be scaled down as much as the next. As Long as what comes round goes round.
Mad innit lads? How they can keep us all locked indoors with drones but can't do anything about Pakistani rape gangs they have names and addresses of.
Bentley Mitchell
Lmfao what do you mean incentive What about the millions of facts that bear witness to people consciously going against their own incentive Diving on a grenade etc etc
Of course you can want whats best for someone outside of incentive, in fact that is called LOVE That is it’s definition
Henry Taylor
Fuck him in the ass
Christopher Cruz
shame they didn't tell us this before we shut the whole fucking cuntry down
Ryder Morales
British people are a bit dirty, and our approach to illness in general is quite rough. British doctor's response to most illnesses is to wait and see. If you go to a doctor in almost any other country they will prescribe you medicine at the drop of a hat.
Literally my mum looked after her dad in Iraq when all other sibilings f'ed off and barely visited she got the same will as everybody else. People do a lot for family.
Hunter Morales
Anyone have a link to this from a reputable website?
Chase Mitchell
This but unironically
Xavier Evans
see
Landon Hughes
that's because whites are majority nonces or something.