/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2653

► Detected: 617,289 (+20,976) ► Died: 28,377 (+1,036)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 53% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,084 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Trump: You can call it a germ, a flu, a virus. I'm not sure anybody knows what it is
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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China closes movie theaters again
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>RESEARCH
In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
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Two major strains, different binding surfaces
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First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
13:47: 135 new cases and 3 new deaths in Virginia, United States.
13:44: 93 new cases in Wisconsin, United States.
13:41: 63 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
13:22: 1,159 new cases and 93 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:40: 99 new cases and 1 new death in Saudi Arabia.
12:26: 166 new cases in Denmark, including 11 new cases in the Faroe Islands.

>MORE
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Austria on the ground report:
>Salzburg
we are getting drowned in work rn
my usual shifts are anywhere between 8-12 hours
now the average is 15hrs
we have no PPE and have to resort to our "scarfs" as mouth/nose cover
>Vienna
same but worse, it reached the homeless population and they now have put 3 homeless shelters under quarantine, the workers are stuck their with their clients, unable to get out and have to sleep among them.
>lower austria
they have a backlog of tests now and already surpassed vienna
>upper austria
it's madmax tier their
every village fren i know there started planting their own food "just in case" now

More updates:
>Monday next major update by the gubmint
sources tell me that it'll be a bloodbath
Kurz and Anschober are nearly hourly debating with the rest about more lockdowns while lobbies push back for "muh eggonomy"

NIGGERS

Actually most of those Italians who are dyeing are either southern Italians or southern diaspora in the North. Ask yourself why people are dying at rate similars to iran istead to those of civilized white western countries like France or Germany, the reason is there are millions of southern descendents in Lombardy with large genetic overlap with middle easterns like iran also badly hit by Coronavirus.

There are huge differences between North and south, especially the south is genetically a mix of Arabian-Turkish-Black genes, speaking of Italian nation is just a joke.

I live in North Italy ( Lombardy named after the Swedish tribe Longobards) and here the phenotype is mostly Nordid among actual natives ( tall, quiet, fair, intelligent). Lombardy is full of 3rd gen southern diaspora who flooded after the war, ethnic Lombards are actually a minority and we're the ones working for pratically the rest of the country sending rome more than 110 billions a year in surplus taxes. We could be like Austria or Switzerland if we were indipendent.

Lombardy is much more like Germany/France than rome/naples that you know from TV series. It is wealthy (finance, industry, and fashion) and Teutonic culturally.

A lot of Northern Italians have white skin and green eyes. The dialects even sound more German.

begone fucking memeflag shit

Dear Lombards,
today, on my birthday, I would like to be able to thank individually all those who are sending me messages and expressions of affection and support and who, fortunately for me, is at my side in these days.
The only gift I could wish for is the end of this cursed emergency, which is severely testing the Lombards and our hospitals.
We work every day to curb this tsunami that has swept our region and we will stop only when the goal is reached.
But today I want to underline the great cohesion and unparalleled commitment that the inhabitants of this beautiful land continue to demonstrate. It is the Lombards who, more than anyone else, are helping me in this battle. I'm proud of you!

Thanks Lombardy. Let's hold on.

He didn't do the daily press conference because it's his birthday today kek

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>tokyo in soft lockdown for the weekend
>raining
>tons of people in the streets anyway

WEW anyone who believes japan isnt going to get fucked too is delusional at this point

youtube.com/watch?v=_11BYUkE5Rk

Another fearmongering thread

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Checked.
dailydot.com/debug/cellphone-heat-map-coronavirus/
youtube.com/watch?v=54XLXg4fYsc

Thank you Holland

Dutch adding 1159 positive tested with coronavirus , total now 9762 . 2954 of those have been hospitalized and 95 new death related to it, total death 639 now

German media told me about how good Japan was at handling the virus though.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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Poles in the UK are mostly absolute degenerates who ran away from the law in their country, that's what my friend told me. Mostly thieves and alcoholics. They certainly aren't sending their best.

them fucking digits

nice dubtrips

Checked dem trips.

Blessed thread

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Post nothingburgers getting btfo

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user, I...

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*COOF*

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...

Corona Chan is the second cooming confirmed

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Feels like it's slowing down today lads, still only at 618k. When will the US updates start coming in? It feels like they contribute the most nowadays.

>digits
Threadsplitting nigger BTFO

>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1% worldwide if we do RANDOMIZED mass testing
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this our pussified generation as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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There are now more than 1,000 Welsh coronavirus cases
Four more people have died after testing positive for Covid19 in Wales, taking the death toll to 38.

It's quite clear corona has replaced not supplemented flu deaths.

This is a nothingburger.

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Do people actually get turned on by these anime drawings that look like 13 year olds? Maybe I'm just not as fucked up as the rest of you

Shoot a Pole right in their skull. lol

just doin our part lad

permanently damage 30% of my lung capacity, corona-chan

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based briton bill poster

Most kino photo of the pandemic so far?

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does rain make it better or worse?

Reminder, if you go outside it should only be in early mornings or late nights.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,277 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 7,964 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,970 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,481 (17) Romania 1,452 (29) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (8) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Slovenia 684 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +151 (+8) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +267 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +199 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Poland +92 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Russia +228 Iceland +73 India +46 Slovenia +52 Estonia +70 Hong Kong +41 Bahrain +7 New Zealand +83 Lebanon +21 Lithuania +24…

>FULL LISTS
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it's was just some soup bruh

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Noodles, sardines and kale in a bowl with a dash of s o y sauce and lots of salt and pepper

Wow, that's a crazy hospitalization rate. Guess getting blazed doesn't protect you.

I get turned on by cute feminine boys who feel the need to post as anime girls

>Be joogger
>I-is that a sunny day with a 21c° in a weekend

I CAN'T

I AM GOING TO

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If this virus is so great, then how come no one on Yas Forumshas it? Surely by now some retard should have made an AMA thread with actual proof of diagnosis. Yes no such thing has happened. And yes, many larpers have claimed to have the virus, but none of them have posted any tangible evidence.

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>pandemics is caused by trylion of tiny crystal things instead of one giant girl
Why do we have to live in the lame reality?

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>Japan
They already had social distancing way before Corona Chan attack, they are naturally more prepared to contain, as much as us Italians are fucked because we tend to kiss, hugs, and have group sex in public places.

Kinda weird. I don't get turned on by the cheese pizza that sometimes gets posted on Yas Forums but seeing anime little girls gets me hard.

Happening soon to be over, help is coming!

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Put the dips in the bag

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Main reason why they're doing the Madasgar Protocol for corona-chan is because she removes Boomers en masse.

Guess which demographic is the richest and wields the most political power?

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you're probably part polish yourself.

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This. Most eastern european immigrants in UK are worst of the worst. Good riddance, I say

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I bet Japan is going to get fucked even more due to population density.

kek
Last one I read about was the chef shaming people from avoiding chinatown, he's dead now.

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noice

you certainly are not you cuck

Get fucked you northern cunt, always putting you noses up at us, thinking your better, the shit started in you bullshit alps my guys. Go join austria or switzerland you commie.

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Nothingburgers just keeps on dropping like flies accross the world while the new aristocrats (TP class of men) keeps on wiping in blissfull isolation.

Reminder that the real happening will be this autumn and winter when wave 2 comes and the cytokine storm hits

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i've been treadmill/pool only

Rain adds moisture in the air, giving the virus more things to attach too. What do you think?

Poles in the united shitholes are based you dumb mutt, didn't you have them as important scientists in the past? One of them is even your national hero.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Pulaski

post the big butt sninstion of c.chan please

The black death changed the course of Europe's history dumbass

>onions sauce
>salt
Enjoy your heart attack, BRITney.

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While puttin' her down, we pretend that she's above us
You know, woman is the nigger of the world, yeah
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Ah, yeah, if you believe me, scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her, home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Well, now, woman is the nigger of the world, yeah, she is
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, if you believe me, you better scream
We insult her every day on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
This is the one that I can never remember
But you get the message anyway
You know that woman is the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, if you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, Connely was right, we scream it
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
You know, we make her paint her face and dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
We make her paint her face and dance

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>Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3)
Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3)\
>Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3)
Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3)

LOOK AT THAT DEATH RATIO

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LMAO pasta boys pretending to be german

>tfw no quarantine bf like pic related

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yes

I think Spain might get even worse than us

Kinda the point. This is in reality a nothingburger. This doesn't justify shutting down societies and economies for the elite 1% boomers.

So china a country that is much dirty and populated is over this yet it's going to be a total disaster for europe

Nope

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-20%) Wuhan (-19%) New Delhi (-65%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-46%) Rome (-13%) Milan (-9%) Berlin (-13%) Munich (-13%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-38%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-21%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-18%) Washington (-13%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-14%) Chicago (-8%) Houston (-6%) Mexico City (-13%) Los Angeles (-2%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Imperial College are projecting 20million deaths worldwide

imperial.ac.uk/mrc-global-infectious-disease-analysis/news--wuhan-coronavirus/

Did you just try to rhyme Pole with skull?

It's obese neckbeards who post as cute anime girls
Cute feminine boys are normies who are out there getting laid all the time (most are straight too and get mad amounts of pussy )

>the point
>your head
Not the point genius.

OP do you have a link for the strain sequences?

For some perspective, an average of 7,708 people died everyday in the US in 2017. Within two weeks the death rate in the US will double.

there are intentions to stop reporting new cases/deaths
asia, europe, and usa are already reporting as little as 20%

i guess the fun is over...

t. La Creatura Padana

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Where do you get 13 year olds that look like that

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Fake numbers and fake news. Everyone knows this is a hoax purported by the Scandinavians. Nothing to see here, nothingburger.

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Once it takes hold in Africa and South Asia, that figure will rise to over 100 million.

Reminder that everyone who post cute anime girls are fat hairy men in their 30s or 40s
Feminine boys post without pictures or post pics of themselves

Yea uhhh, no girls don't like girly men. Stop kidding yourself.

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Dissapointly low desu

NO

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checked

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And when the lamb broke the fifth seal, I saw, under the altars, the souls of the martyrs, slain because of the word of God. You make murded of my people and I am prepared to do the same to yours. But God is watching us, and He will judge us on what we choose in this moment. I told you we were living in a world on the brink, where every slight, every injustice, where every choise reveals our sins. And where those sins led us? Where those sins led you?
Your people have been locked in quarantine and it is your fault, countless people have died and it is your fault, the world is infected and it is your fault.
Was it worth it? Was it?
Where you going to realize every problem cannot be solve by hiding it?
When you chinks came here, I gave you the choice to walk away.
You chose not to.
In the face of God I am making you that offer one last time.
You put down your masks.
And you take your corona.
You leave me my flock.
And you go in peace."
-Pope Francis speech to China.

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Not surprised seeing how much higher the numbers are compared to H1N1. BTW they are not projecting 20 million *confirmed* deaths. They are just plugging numbers into multiplying models. These models they use for "projections" will also be used for "estimates" when this is over. So it's like a preview of the finall death toll that will be announced by WHO.

I need to find a replacement cathartic activity or I am going to become crazy

What are you anons doign indoors?

Do you have any activity recomendations?

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Is she going to grow a dick next?

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Fugg

Then the public will feel safe and the quarantine will be lifted. Then when people start dropping dead they will just be carried away as if nothing happened. Get back to work wagie.

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>Go outside take a walk
>City is pretty much deserted
>Complete silence, you only see a person or two walking around with a mask in regions near a market
>Other than that only some crazy hobos
>One started singing and dancing on the opposing sidewalk as I was passing by
>Stormed back home

Yep, not doing that again.

Patethic
T. Real padanian.
Fuck germoids and fuck snowniggers.

Any good Bill posts today?

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i hope it gets pregnant next

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We got the day off school here in Chicago for that queer.
It was a clever rhyme.

There is some ridiculous law in Japan where if they detect corona in you even if you have light symptoms you need to be put into quarantine in a hospital and take up space. So to prevent a healthcare collapse they aren't doing any tests.