I wnat this bitch. how?
I have all of these traits. It's a pretty decent and reasonable list actually.
I wonder what this bitch has to offer herself?
Loves markers and bubble letters?
A wet hole. All she’s required to bring to the table.
>Not Marvin (or roommates)
But most of those are pretty reasonable though
What are freshman college sluts supposed to do when they got sent back home?
Beautiful
>being called Marvin
Lol
Shouldn't it be qualities "I" need, not "we"? I don't understand the image.
superior list-making skills.
A smashed up clout and a go on her arse once a year on your birthday.
>religious but not Jewish
redpilled
I can offer the last point
Piss flaps and a shopping habbit.
You almost made it bro
Kek
Obviously she made the list together with her retarded friends/roommates/sorority sluts. The absolute state of leaf education, folks.
>. It's a pretty decent and reasonable list actually.
Actually it isn't. The thing is, everyone is fallible and flawed and I bet that cunt has none of those or any positive attributes simple because she is retarded enough to make such a list.
It's almost like she is living in a fantasy world expecting life to treat her like a princess in a fairy tale.
She will turn into a nigged out single mother or a crazy cat lady.
OP I would love to see a picture of the cunt if you have it.
All those requirements seem reasonable desu
This is the most basic bitch list I’ve ever seen it’s just basic shit women look for it’s not even interesting
>religious (((to some degree)))
How did thus loss of serious belief happen in a Christian nation?
By saying "we", she is deluding herself into a mindset so that she does not feel her requests are too over-the-top. "We" need it, so the demanding request is distributed, and doesn't fall completely on her. It's a way of mitigating her own short-comings while simultaneously requesting Hercules himself as a husband.
Islam was ultimately right about women
The most important thing to take away from this is that if you aren't all of these things, and she settles because she herself would not match up to half the things on a similar list a guy makes up, she's going to cheat/look elsewhere to fulfill all desires. Probably divorce you once she's used up enough of your money/energy.
I'm guessing this was made to chide thots who have low standards, to me it looks like it is telling the originator's peers they should desire WHITE men with the qualities of a good husband, not be easy lays who ride the cock carousel.
Post tits
That list isn't even bad, it's basically saying be a decent person that's attractive. If a girl is attracted to you she will handwave damn near everything anyway lmao.
>Loves us
Meaning the relationship or her halfbreed kid?
Asking the important questions
>tall
>religious (to some degree)
I have the healthiest happiest relationship with my current gf yet I still loathe the gender entirely.
Gotta love all the roasties chiming ITT with "that's reasonable."
Does not compute.
Laughed out hysterically loud. Thanks
Based.
If you compare it to the list of demands most most men on here seem to have, its pretty reasonable. Funny how you guys all want a good looking trad wife who can cook, is religious, is cute, is very feminine, doesn’t engage in any of the thousands of activities that you consider degenerate etc.
But as soon as women have the most basic requirements for men you get butthurt. Lmao
Manlet detected
>must be attractive
>must have some basic principles and be a decent person
This list is completely reasonable, you faggots are coping so hard.
My list for women
>is breathing
>has vagina
>has above average iq
>that it
the rest is not needed
The royal wee
>colored eyes
Aren't all eyes colored?
Something is missing and I can’t put my finger on it. A little help bros.
Why do girls all have the same type of handwriting?
She means "white", but doesn't want to get in trouble for outright saying "whites only".
Damn,weeding out the jew
Based
I’m out.
>Colored eyes
Based
”Basic” requirements
No kikes! LOL
>she is living in a fantasy world expecting life to treat her like a princess in a fairy tale.
You're right of course, but is it so hard to understand why she thinks this way? Literally everyone wants to fuck her. Everyone she meets. Everyone she interacts with. They are all either treating her super nice and hoping to get into her pants, or they're a bad boy and turning her on and actually getting into her pants.
There is literally nothing in her world that would even begin to suggest to her that she isn't a princess in a fairy tale, and that she can't have whatever she wants.
Alright faggot let's see your dancing ability
>Marvin BTFO
If she's hot most of these are pretty basic
> Literally everyone wants to fuck her.
I mean this is the only reason why im lax af with womens right,id fucking kill myself if every single chick wanted to fuck w me, from the hottest to the ugly neckbeard chickos damn
You are correct. All of these criteria fade away except love. A love without desire. Shakespeare said it best as usual.
Sonnet 116: Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me prov'd,
I never writ, nor no man ever lov'd.
Oy vey
The problem is, nobody knows how good looking she is or what she brings to the table. It is possible she is really hot and does "deserve" those qualities. It is possible she is 5/10 and frankly doesn't.
The problem ultimately comes with her aging and possibly never really entering the marriage market due to impossibly high standards relative to her quality. This may very well become a societal problem as you have tons of single people with no real investment in society.
seems pretty easy
guarantee she would blow you on the first date if you brought a bit of weed over and told her that her dress was cute/you liked her hair
> be attractive
> don’t be a complete failure
> be a decent person
Doesn’t get any more basic than that. I’m sure you have similar requirements for women.
No reason to seethe, girl, someone will wrap you in a burka before too long.
>You almost made it bro
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> Kek
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>Anonymous (ID: 4gMpD8SG) 03/28/20(Sat)08:46:05 No.250665587▶
First, this is a list that multiple girls created together. Suppose a male meets the critieria. Any individual girl may have additional criteria that he doesn't meet, and in fact, almost certainly does. That criterion is "gives me the tingles." Once she gets "the tingles" she is willing to accept pretty much anything else, and all other criteria are out the door. The "tingles" only come from masculine behavior on the part of the male.
Second, as any male would say, "Great, what's in it for me?" Apparently she is promising babies. Other than that, what is she promising?
Third, loyalty. She isn't asking for it, so apparently isn't planning on embodying it herself.
Fourth, the basic problem here is that females literally do not know what they want, and they literally can't.
I wonder what that skank has to offer herself? It better not be just her holes. Fuck. I probably get better sex from escorts than some harlot who has nothing to offer herself but demands so much from a man.
Love is so simple until you get punched in the face.
and in return you get:
>Arguments over nothing
>Reasoning skills of a 4 year old
>Stubborn
>Can't cook
>Can't clean
>Money wasted on pointless shit for 'decoration'
>Gets fatter and uglier with time and you cannot question it
>Putting your dick where some nigger has just nut as she can't keep her legs shut
>That's even if you are allowed to fuck still and the tap hasn't been turned off
>No interesting or funny conversation, you have to carry it all
>No ambition other than some bullshit aim like start a Facebook page selling sparkly home made bracelets
>Won't help you when you are going through bad times, just leave or fuck someone else then justify it in the wacky way women do, "He wasn't paying enough attention to me"
>Lack of decisiveness and inability to make a decision, the pic even proves this, they want all that shit but then at the bottom they want "Mysterious".
Then when you can't stand it anymore:
>Half your stuff taken away
>Half your paycheck taken away each month
>Good chance it's not even your kid
>if you share the same social circles you will get ostricised due to the poison she will spread
-Future prospects ruined, "Eww single dad with no money"
Yea, no thanks.
Publicly behead all women.
Nothing. They never offer anything.
Yes i have standards the problem is that its much harder for men to fulfill what women want than it is for women to fulfill what men want. Also as many in this thread have pointed out, we dont know what this girl looks like. I get it if shes above average in looks but lets be honest its probably just another basic slightly below average college slut who believes shes the prettiest woman in the world...
I'm not religious and I can't/don't dance
I didn't make the list bros
Nothing.
I'm moving to Japan when the virus is over, fuck this shit.
>women there are any different
you just wont understand her saying "i like him because he is mysterious" in squeaky gook speak