/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2652

>britpol that high

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>one day italians say that deaths are slowing down
>today they broke another record for deaths in single day

WTF

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I heat the Paris region is getting hammered right now. Lots of shitskins from the «banlieues» who flouted confinement rules.

>implying /ptg/ isn't the best thread

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Just like your penis, it's nothing LMAO

because unlike CERTAIN OTHER COUNTRIES they don't lie about their numbers

Fuck all niggers.
Fuck all jannies.
But most of all fuck all kikes.

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Ooh Corona-chan~

Please destroy all the evil in our Country~

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It's an election year, the stock market is crashing, and a distraction was needed. Put two and two together.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING TURD WORLDISM CORONA-KAMI PRAISE BE

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>Dead: 28,376
Only 28,376 dead
How many days has it been stuck at 28,376 for? Four, Five days?

Walked in the woods for a hour, this is the coziest happening yet.

Also I aant to remind you guys to lay off caffine and all other Zog feed. Get alot of sleep, keep the immune system strong.

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Here is a website that could be added to OP.

metaevidence.org/covid19.aspx

It's a very good dynamic meta-analysis website that sums up all the studies
about potential therapies for COVID19.

Italians are clearly on the level of the shitposters who say it's a nothingburger when deaths are lower than the previous day for a single day

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GO GO GO

Godspeed corona chan!

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>implying trumpfags are welcome on Yas Forums

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Draw-user, please consider

Coronavirus is natural selection. Eliminate as many people as possible.

thread going so fast no one will notice my coof

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I JUST SAW CORONACHAN FLYING OVER MY WINDOW
WHAT DO????

fuck off memefaggot

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Newfag

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,256 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 7,964 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 5,170 (100) Canada 4,757 (55) Norway 3,811 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Ireland 2,121 (22) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Romania 1,452 (29) Poland 1,436 (16) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (8) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Slovenia 684 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +130 (+8) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +267 (+10) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +40 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Poland +47 Russia +228 Iceland +73 India +46 Slovenia +52 Estonia +70 Hong Kong +41 Bahrain +7 New Zealand +83 Lebanon +21 Lithuania +24…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Based.

Don't forget about your vitamins.

>Total infected 9762 (+1159) Deaths 639 (+93).
Every single gemeente is infected. It's over.

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>100 cases
We were at 5 cases on the 15th, fuckin hell.

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kikes mad

could you post the virus girl in the red?

Reminder that if you live in Bucharest, you really should consider refusing to get tested tomorrow when they begin the mass testing.

The people doing the testing 100% won't follow proper PPE procedures. They don't even follow them in their own hospitals, how do you think our doctors and nurses get infected en masse? When they're out on the field, those dunces probably won't even change their gloves between tests. All it takes is one infected person to come in contact with them and their costumes will be swarming with the virus, thus infected everyone else they test afterwards.

This shit isn't mandatory so you can simply refuse it.

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Flu kills 600k a year worldwide and 60K a year in the US, and flu season only has another 5 weeks to go. This shit won't even kill 20k people.

Guess people are still vacationing in the pacific ocean...
>Northern Mariana Islands
guampdn.com/story/news/local/2020/03/28/saipan-confirms-two-covid-19-positive-cases/2932326001/
Had to fly to Guam in order to verify cases apparently, we'll see the remaining islands fall by next month.

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fuck no

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Israel warned the EU about coronavirus. They are our greatest ally. Since Trump is an ally to Israel, he's also an ally to white people.

Fuck off, loser.

This is real thread

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Is anyone on /cvg/ already pozzed with corona?

>tfw no quarantine gf (male)

Suck a chink cock, stupid fucking nigger.

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Hej!

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You mean there's no MEAT in this?

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Yeah ok juden

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WHO said just yesterday that there are no proven treatments yet. With so many people dying of poisoning, it's best to wait before promoting miracle cures.

>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Trump
>He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

>Spain 72,248 (5,690)
Spain? Spain?!
>SPAAAAAAAAIN.......

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Chinks are destroying us and profiting from it. Looks like 5D chess has just been invented by Xi

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Based argie, thanks for the stats

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The narrative is falling apart:

archive.is/zHE18

>Wuhan, endless queues for ashes of coronavirus dead cast doubts on numbers

>During the epidemic, the dead were cremated immediately, without ceremonies and without specifying the cause of death. Now family members are waiting to bury the urns containing the ashes of their loved ones. About 45,000 urnes will be distributed in Wuhan alone. The number of coronavirus deaths in China is deliberately underestimated. In the days of the peak of the epidemic, the crematory ovens worked for 19 hours a day. Journalists Li Zehua, Fang Bin, Chen Qiushi have disappeared. Photos and videos of queues at Funeral Parlors and cemeteries are blocked on social media.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-23%) Wuhan (-22%) New Delhi (-59%) Dubai (-16%) Moscow (-34%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-18%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-12%) Brussels (-18%) Paris (-28%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-36%) Johannesburg (-6%) Sao Paulo (-21%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-2%) Washington (-8%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (0%) Houston (-3%) Mexico City (-7%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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EVERYBODY RUN!

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I'm so thankful this happening is over. Life will start to resume slowly over the next week or so in USA.

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hey

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So at what point during the pandemic does Komm Susser Tod begin playing?

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CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS
>CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS
CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS
>CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS
CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS
>CORONA VIRUS MUTATING INTO ZOMBIE VIRUS

mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/coronavirus/news/tamil-nadu-90-year-old-woman-dies-after-bitten-on-throat-by-man-who-ran-away-from-home-quarantine/articleshow/74863280.cms

I'm gettin tired of this season. can wait to coronavirus season 2, economic bogaloo

Will that even help them at all on the long run once the economy collapses? China still hasn't re-opened its factories.

Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report.

This suggests that patients with digestive symptoms sought care later because they didn't yet suspect they had COVID-19 due to a lack of respiratory symptoms, such as cough or shortness of breath, the researchers explained.

Patients with digestive symptoms had a variety of problems, including loss of appetite (nearly 84%), diarrhea (29%)

Patients without digestive symptoms were more likely to be cured and discharged than those with digestive symptoms (60% versus 34%), according to the study published March 18 in the American Journal of Gastroenterology.
VERY IMPORTANT

No one talks of the shits when talking about the wuflu, so if you got the shits, assume you have it. My dad was admitted at the hospital, had the shits for 2 days then called the ambulance (before the difficulty to breath appeared), he's in the ICU and the hospital said he was responding positively to the treatment. His breathing machine was set at 80% capacity and they're waiting for his awakening tomorrow.
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU

webmd.com/lung/news/20200319/about-half-of-covid-cases-show-digestive-signs

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This virus made me realize how insignificant almost all of us are. Thousands, tens, hundreds of thousands die and nobody cares other than the fact that they might die next.

Nobody cares.

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>52 new cases in Slovenia
Noooooo
Not the hecking Zizekrinoooo
Is he safe?

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>the chances of anything coming from Mars
>are a million to one, he said
lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/coronavirus-comet-c19-lincolnshire-astronomy-3986986

nice

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Wtf, I love 2020 now.

That's why you should never buy anything from Wong.

or will it?

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No

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Trump is already replacing the dead in america with street shitting pajeets.

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Here's a huge compilation that a Burger posted a few days ago:
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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Wait you mean today? Are they going to surpass 919?

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>The world is USA

The idea that there are people who actually think this is sad. They're in for a rough ride.

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How is Iceland now?

You will be nukes twice, sea monkey

We own your country now
Deal with it

Is it a flu. Is it a germ. Is it a virus. Nobody really knows. Maybe it will go away. Maybe it won't. We'll see what happens.

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Lots posts of people reporting symptoms but as with anything one reads on the internet you have to take it with an ocean of salt.

There would be already a legit cure if free markets werent to dumbass riderinstitute.org/discovery/

Fuck off

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Reminder that Tedros has blood on his hands. We knew China was fucked back in January. No doubt he knew. No fucking doubt about it. The cunt.

Guess i'll be dying soon.
So be it, I guess. Kill me corona-chan.

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Exactly, he played Americans like a fiddle, I mean you really think a fucking billionaire from Jew York City gives a shit about Americans? He is the fucking swamp

Just heard the mainstreem news say death rate is less than the flu. Lol even the normies are starting to realize how much of this story was fearporn. We were all duped by the Jews who just stole trillions.

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how pathetic o my fuccken god go killyourself

Could someone link me the Algerian draw fagposts pls

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>shit/pol/ that high
'no'

What an ugly Corona-chan she is supposed to be cute, or at least sexy, that is just disgusting.

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I made an ANZAC biscuit.
The recipe said it makes 35
>makes 35
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This is just India, Viet bro

So the Chinks are just embracing the second wave or wassup?

This is Wuhan today, they opened it up again

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Mainstream news reporting death rate lower than flue. I know a handful of people who have corona and they are perfectly fine riding it out. Couple of them hardly have any symptoms.

Keep living in fake fear goy.

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>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1% worldwide if we do RANDOMIZED mass testing
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this our pussified generation as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/boston-pilgrim-levi-emmanuel-court-3992520

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Nigger

Thanks

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They closed all cinemas in China nationwide just yesterday kek

Nig what the fuck

Haven't seen a Kill Me Baby crossover in ages.

Brit Yas Forums shouldn't be that high, it's fucking terrible. Just a bunch of wankers circlejerking over Eddie and Pube

>The coincidence was noted after the comet was first spotted on the December 28, only days before the first reported cases of coronavirus in Wuhan, China.

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You guys are still going for the herd immunity?

lol nice try, you must have felt a bit of hope that you have finally convinced someone, sad

stfu bill

No

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Still lower than previous numbers.
Also why the fuck are you posting kikebart?

10 million infected americans before April EOM.
Your bets?

the closest apostles of jesus were jews; that means whatever you're talking about is something good

WELCOME TO THE ROARING '20S

Putnam man arrested after intentionally coughing on CT State trooper wfsb.com/news/putnam-man-arrested-after-intentionally-coughing-on-ct-state-trooper/article_e7df613e-70f0-11ea-b0b5-afb10bcdd527.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=user-share via @WFSBnews

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The coronavirus outbreak started in November you stupid cunt.

who is next aside from italy/spain/US?

Pretending to be uninformed is the lowest form of bait.

Fuck off schlomo

>LIFE GOES ON
I don't care about life in general, I care about myself. Anything that even remotely threatens my life is a happening.

>still being in denial at this point
Keep coping until you croak, dumb amerilard. Simply pathetic.

Nothingburgers and anti preppers on absolute suicide watch rn. Imagine not having a stockpile of FPP3 masks, gloves, antibac and coveralls to donate to your local hospital once shit really hits the fan because some chink sleeper cell agent bought up everything around you to send back home.

And. here. we. go.

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Is this intent or regular chink incompetence?

I haven't seen your image in a while

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So smug
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>February 15th
Not happening user. There would be way more reports of zombies by now if it were truly happening

The Jews in the Bible aren't Semites user.

Why contain it?

How dare yuo

not interested, cultist

Mainstream news is behind the times
Exponential growth has seen Corona rise far above the flu in daily deaths

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Accept dirty chinese money and get wuflu. NY and Cali deserve every death for their willful destruction of the American way of life.

hell yeah brother

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I can feel corona-kami in my brainstem

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omg Spain I'm so sorry

god i wish

Where are these cunts going? The first day we open back up I sure as fuck won't be rushing out into big crowds

lol you are an anti-bible cultist, and therefore a weakling. choke on it

(you)

(you)

Has Paul Ryan turned FoxNews against President Trump?

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Truth

High chink iq is a bigger lie than communism

I hope you die a painful and slow death for being unironic faggot.

Not a big fan of that style I posted, myself.
Checked and no problem

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Preach!

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they're going to volunteer at hug-an-Asian-days all around the world

what does Corona-chan smell like?

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Do you not think this is corona chan?

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>There would be way more reports of zombies by now
Have you ever visited Lincolnshire?

17 yo teen dies in america because no health care insurance
>best healthcare

Same. Body is healthy, but mind is full of Corona-Chan

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Hey OP guess what?

Argentinians are gonzo-nosed retards, faggots are degenerate, and niggers stink.

Based travis

Lol you happeningtards are stupid beyond belief.

I know for a fact official infection numbers at at LEAST double. Nobody is getting fucking tested idiots. People are doing just fine riding out the sickness at home.

it's the slavs who bought the wrong tests

these were tests to screen for people who have antibodies - who are already immune. Useful for looking at medical personnel who will no longer get sick

they used it to screen for people who have the disease, which is wrong - many people who have disease don't yet have antibodies

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some of them really dont get posted alot

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Nah, the KJB was written long after the binle took place, you can't fool everyone yid, those who pay attention know these things, should have tried to cover your tracks more. Also take of the memeflag

Can confirm, I was shitting about 3 times a day when I was sick earlier this month. I thought that was weird, you don't usually have massive shits because of flu.

Bullshit

Winning

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A homeless Pole is going to jail for coofing at a police officer

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I WANT TO GO ON A WALK BUT I DONT WAIT AIR-AIDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why is the USA death rate so low?

Are you burgers excited?

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yeah i didn't vote, can't be arsed anymore

whoever is in control need to do the right thing regardless of winning an election or whatever

Almost a thousand cases 2 first deaths.

msn.com/en-us/news/us/teen-who-died-of-covid-19-was-denied-treatment-because-he-didnt-have-health-insurance/ar-BB11N147

He could have gone to the ER and gotten accepted no matter what.

>I know for a fact
You don't know anything lol

How bad is it looking lads

Pretty sure if have that one, 1585259453353

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No, but I think I know what you're getting at. I see plenty of zombified people in my local town from time to time

Save the vitriol for the nothingburgers. We are all friends here.

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Lol imagine being so stupid you can't use common sense.

Who the fuck would go to the hospital for the flu. Lmao

>1 bat soup has been added to your account. Hail Xi!

Reminder that I am baking

ALL OF AFRICA

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ayylmao

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Just open the windows and walk about your house, you fucking normalfag piece of shit.

Poles and Romanians in the UK are almost as bad as Pakis

Go somewhere whede you know not many people or if any go.

About as bad as my unshaven sagging balls

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Ha ha. What a dumbass.

2 more weeks

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What did the Pope pray for lads?

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kek they are definitely just getting randomly scooped urns of mass-cremated shit, no way they were able to keep track of every individual's corpse powder

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God that would be amazing

Instant noodles, sardines and kale in a bowl with a tiny bit of onions sauce and loads of salt and pepper tastes fucking delicious lads
Should have hoarded twice as much noodles and sardines as I did

>City of 8 million
>1st day rush for the turnstiles is only 10 people deep
Looks like more commie propaganda to me.
Why are there no live webcams?
Why was the ONLY live webcam in Wuhan shut down 2 days after the residents were "let out" but clearly failed to appear in public?
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=emb_logo
Why has China just kicked every single foreigner out of the country?
What is China still hiding from the world?

I...

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Did you read the story? He was treated at the hospital

I think Tancredi needs to watch more Sci-Fi movies

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Why do we always get a deluge of shills around this time of day?

Exactly. They treat first and bill later

that the rich jews win again

these sick digits

what does it say?

Stop right there

>IM COMING INTO THE BUNKER

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Infection rates are at least double, if not triple than what is being reported. NOBODY is going to get tested because the symptoms are that of the FLU.

Death rate is less than the flu!

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Post butt

When this is over I'm going to kill every fucking slave of Qing I come across.

You ok, fren?

I agree, that's what the website says btw, it's a live meta-analysis, it shows the odd ratios of every clinical trial, their risk of bias etc... and also shows what trials are currently ongoing.
It's a good website to know where we stand currently, it doesn't support any kind of treatment, it does a cold analysis.

more nigger feet

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>retard trusts government, media and sheeple in kikebook feeding into the mass hysteria
I prepped since January faggot, not because of the virus but because I knew you dumbfucks would panic buy and create massive ARTIFICIAL shortages. I know human psychology too well. Humans are honestly more destructive and scary than this faggot of a virus ever will be

>USA and South Korea does mass RANDOMIZED testing. Virus turns out to be only 1% deadly

B-b-b-but it's TEH END OF THE WORLD! Go suck Duterte's dick and Bong Go's dilated asshole from duterte's daily poundings if you like more government control and eroded civil liberties so much.

30k deaths and 700k infected today.

Lets see some work ethic coronachan!

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roylabs needs to change his fucking music already

youtube.com/watch?v=BCDxz00dpR0

youtube.com/watch?v=UBiAA6BMxbU

I dont speak finnish

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Go to sleep and dream you are outside.
Probably because reading this shit all night I dreamt I got stuck at some quarantine at an airport in Brazil. You literally waited to die surrounded by coofers no way out...

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World doesn't revolve around you

Meme flag checks out.

So you finally realize it.

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SOUL

Never been there but my friend is a Pole and he told me that the worst Polish degenerates and ex prisoners are in the UK.

It's Saturday morning in the US.

I'd pull apart his hairy arse cheeks and and bury my throbbing meat deep in his colon while that bitch makes us a sandwich

1 dead mutt has been added to the cooling truck

It does, because when I'm gone, the entire universe goes with me.

Go on...

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The infection in washington must only be in cities because out here in the boonies there is like no one coofing

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