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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470753-1/
youtu.be/ESRi5j8PceY
>Pres Trump signs HR 748 CARES Act 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470779-1/
youtu.be/Iou7SsogGHc
>VP Pence on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/ysqHFHkIEVQ
>AG IronBarr/ActDEAAdm Dhillon/AsstAG(CD) Benczkowski Press Conf on Nicolás Maduro 3/26/20
youtu.be/EA4YU2bpvO8
>AG IronBarr on Corona-chan 3/26/20
youtu.be/90wBJNBxnWU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/Y1AyZpSp8d0
>DPAPolCoord Navarro FBN 3/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145320707001/
>SG Adams on GMA 3/27/20
youtu.be/e8gkeq4g-Vo
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/27/20
youtu.be/2XvyBmZGqHc
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 3/27/20
youtu.be/EklV_yqD994
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145179904001
>SOUTHCOM Comdr Adm Faller/SOUTHCOM Ldrs @Virtual Town Hall 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744656/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Herman Cain (Lara) 3/27/20
youtu.be/8QdQgH2yZbI
>Pentagon Press Brief (USSPACECOM Comdr AFGen Raymond) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744560/
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744635/
>HHSVideo: Corona-chan/Important Info for People @High-Risk/Ad Council PSA 3/27/20
youtu.be/RehMukO3AZk

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christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/
wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/
judaism.is/false-flags.html
cc.com/video-clips/3wn9o2/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-sars-attacks-
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who's ready for 2,000 dead by tonight?

IT'S CATURDAY POST CATS

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Is anyone else having technical issues? Yas Forums seems fugg'd today.

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> YAAAAWN
Wake me up when it at very least catches up with the flu

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Post Cats !

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They're migrating from http to https. Just use the https version and it will work fine

post >yfw Trumpbux

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"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

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Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons:

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

They hold the world’s record for false flags:

judaism.is/false-flags.html

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>it's Saturday A.M. breakfast in /ptg/ as usual

Goddamned fucking right it is

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Found something:

>cc.com/video-clips/3wn9o2/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-sars-attacks-

Near the end of the SARS Attacks series in 2003, Jon Stewart talks about the total death toll in the last 30 seconds of the clip.

I'm going to keep looking. I also didn't realize until now how often Jon Stewart explained his jokes.

MAGA

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Yup, mine didn't update for a while, someone is fucking with us !

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Up Ten

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President Trump’s deputies announced Friday(march 27th) that they had begun the process of importing 85,000 H-1B gig workers to take white-collar jobs that will be needed after October by the millions of American graduates who are now losing jobs in the coronavirus crash.

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rona's gonna kill 800 000

Cute cat.

Working on HTTPS now, thanks.

Apparently just changing to HTTPS should work.

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I miss celebrities, I wish they would jump in on skypes while I am quarantined.

Amazing they magically found a warehouse of ventilators showing Cuomo lies just like in puerto rico and no one cares

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Yes, that was his jokes and the left ate it up like seals clapping. Watch it now and see how fucked things were back then

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so hungover i have to drink baking soda and water to neutralize my sour mash stomach.

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Also, what's up /ptg/?

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So (((CNN))) is just defending Biden and not asking about the rape? Shocker.

how (detailed and nobully response required pl0x)

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I've finished looking through Daily Show clips about SARS. The link I posted earlier was the only one that mentions the death toll.

Is pic related Ashton Whitty in 30 years?

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>states are just now ordering everything shut down
This is retarded. The cat is out of the bag, what exactly is the point of costing the economy trillions of dollars and violating the constitution for a bug that is less deadly than the flu season a few years ago? Do they really plan on just doing this indefinitely?

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>Trump highest approvals of all time
>s-surely t-this is enough to beat Joe Teflon Diamond Ridin Bid-
Oh.......

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To blame the economy on President Trump and stop him from being reelected.

Rose Brides

Good morning everyone.
Because it's Caturday.

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I'm surprised they don't memory-hole those just in case something turns out later not to be funny.

see

>250664211

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Good work fren. I just finished a couple extra edits to this.

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You said the same things about the 2018 polls...
And as I said after that, Trump v WhoEver will be similar.

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First of all: make sure to get all your own shit together.
> Personal hygiene
> Personal space hygiene
> Personal independence (including financial)
If you get these things right moving to a big tiddies goth gf is a simple step up but not before.

Here is pretty much the one question:
> if you had a girl wanting to be intimate with you do you have a personal space you would be proud to bring her and seal the deal?
If the answer is no for any reason at all
> no, I live with my parents
> no, my place is a mess
> no, I can't afford a better place
> no, I'm ashamed of the state of my place
Then you have things to fix

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>250651658
look at the date lads

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Now that a link was posted, they might try to memory hole it on Monday.

>what exactly is the point of costing the economy trillions of dollars and violating the constitution for a
The point is that it's an election year. The Democratic governors and media are cooperating to inflict misery on the American people, in the hope that they can associate Trump with that misery. Also, social distancing means no rallies, and rallies were Trump's trump card in demonstrating his popular support in 2016, when Hillary couldn't get twenty people in a room to watch her and Trump could get twenty thousand. Now that Biden can't even string together a coherent sentence, he can't be put on stage in front of a 50 person "rally" while Trump stages 50,000 rallies.

Lol I never had to put in that much effort and I have 3 white children.

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Rigged votes

Same gum line

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Corona deaths increasing at a pace of 31% per day. If there are around 2200 deaths in America today it means it's going to be on track to reach over 10 million deaths in about a month's time.

The funniest part about shills is that the disease is overwhelmingly in cities killing off trannies, fatties and niggerboomers- by the time it spreads out to rural areas we'll likely already have a fucking cure.

Yet the media is here and so are the trannies shilling against Trump. They literally don't seem to understand this is an apocalypse for the left, they just keep shilling against the possible cure and the only president trying to help their asses.

Cut them off, Trump, let the leftists and shitskins die.

FIRM HANDSHAKE

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> 2018 polls...
> will be similar.
You mean polls will get it wrong by a huge margin? with some getting it wrong by 6 full points in either direction?

I'm not the same kraut but 2018 Trump wasn't on the ticket.

Really...?

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WHOSE THE RURAL RETARDS NOW?

>To blame the economy on President Trump and stop him from being reelected.
this.

The governor of Illinois is having the Chicago McCormick place turned into a hospital. It will be ready by the end of April. How does that make sense ?

Why would our hero allow the import 85,000 H1B workers? How long until he walks that back?

>over 10 million deaths in about a month's time.
4 weeks bro

> Lol I never had to put in that much effort and I have 3 white children.
You lucked out, high school sweetheart?

Nah, that's the opposite of the "firm handshake" advice, it doesn't show "how to land a gf", only "what are the things that usually prevent one from landing one".

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You have not been here tho, you are grasping at a (((Fox))) poll which you know very well is complete BS. And your belief is that no matter who the Democrats have in place, Trump is doomed. But wait, you said if Biden is not the nominee then Trump would probably win? You are all over the place.

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its not okay to be a total psycho bitch

Hot take

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At this point all these dem mayors and governors are doing all they can to funnel money into projects they can steal from

After all these years I still can't figure out if these people genuinely believe the diarrhea that comes out of their mouths or they know they're lying when they type this shit

If I were Comedy Central, I'd memory hole it just because it's evidence that Jon Stewart was never funny. I just watched the clip and failed to find anything amusing.

This is surprising to see on CBC

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JEJ, that's likely accurate. Without "funny night man" going "ORANGE MAN BAD AMIRITE" everyday and people watching the president in the briefings by themselves lots of leftists manage to open their eyes even for a split second and see the clown world

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats pretty good actually. also add Trumps UNEDITED AND WITHOUT CREATED CONTEXT Daily Rallies, which the media is seething over.

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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" is the reddest of all red flags.

Based

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All of those look spicky or slavvy. No offense, but I want northern European blood like me.

Good answer, but how a Christian virgin or at least a virgin? (I online gamed and skyped romantically with for a long time with a young Austrian "virgin" a few years ago, but she was passively/aloofly offended that I was Christian and of course it was long distance, so it didn't work out)

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This tweet makes me rage
Somehow fucking off in college and getting a “journalism” degree makes you a world expert on everything

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With troops massing on the border, maybe CBC is getting nervous.

>sure darling, i can handle you
>fuck her brains out
>never answer her calls
mfw

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r*ddit/10

>only drive-thru's open
>they're even slower than normal
You would think without the lobby to deal with they'd get these drive-thru's popping but holy shit how am I supposed to "support businesses" when their service sucks nigger dick?

Mika said it best.

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last night one big brained user posted the best label i've heard so far for journalists: just call them 'Narrative Engineers'. this shit is SO fucking good.
also he was blessed with quints of 5's but no body made a screenshot

You can tell when a cat got that t. gondii.

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> Good answer, but how a Christian virgin or at least a virgin?
Nothing I said had anything to do with the other side of the equation, only yours. After getting your shit together at very least you need to be well positioned to find the person you look for.

If you are looking for a virgin, or a Christian virgin it obviously not be in nightclubs, tinder or any sort of online chat. Chicks that are looking for online (or offline) attention are more likely than not getting it in spades and all the dick they can ride.
In Catholic circles one good place to find nice religious chicks is among the ones teaching the Cathecism (like Sunday school, but Catholic) or volunteering at church (coordinating the masses, being in the choir, cleaning and tidying things up).