/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2651

► Detected: 614,455 (+18,142) ► Died: 28,244 (+903)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 53% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 18821,882 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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China bans foreign visitors to stop coronavirus
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China closes movie theaters again
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"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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>RESEARCH
Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Two major strains, different binding surfaces
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>REMINDER
Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:26: 166 new cases in Denmark, including 11 new cases in the Faroe Islands.
12:24: 462 new cases in Germany.
12:18: 52 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
12:16: 52 new cases in Slovenia.
12:11: 102 new cases and 1 new death in Switzerland.
12:03: 57 new cases in Chiba Prefecture, Japan.

>MORE
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jew york is trying to steal ventilators from all other states, their numbers are inflated due to over testing, as they want to look like they need them the most

never, ever trust anyone from that state or city.

good that trump is saving them for other states

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>muh airborne heart attacks
>muh super bioweapon
>muh 1000% CFR brooo

>102 year old Italian woman makes full recovery

Cuckronavirus BTFO eternally.

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nowhere is safe :(

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We are living in the end times anons

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Please make 600k corona chan hairy.
Please please please!

Veganburger pill.

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DOES IT SAY CONNECTION ERROR? WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE CATALOGUE AND RECLICK THE THREAD?!

Furries will survive

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liars

Stop trying to cause unnecessary panic

1 million corona chan needs to be a shad tier dumpster fire

F5 newfag

Germany is stealing ventilators from all other european countries, their numbers are inflated due to over testing, as they want to look like they need them the most

never, ever trust anyone from germany

good that germans want turkroaches to take over

What a shame Corona-Chan isn't so based afterall

My country will go full lockdown next week for 3 weeks no one can't come out of home except go buy food. Hope we're safe

>600 get
Oh come on draw user, now you have to.

Checked. We are all FUCKED

Kill us all, corona chan

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Ain't working bud. There were a few people on the last thread having the same problem. Never had this problem in 10 years.

They're attempting to block people from talking about the virus!!
>They're attempting to block people from talking about the virus!!
They're attempting to block people from talking about the virus!!
>They're attempting to block people from talking about the virus!!

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Fucking checked 600 gorillion

>tfw boomers send you literally thousands of dollars in 20 minutes to act like a 5 year old having a tantrum over Trump and you make it your new business model because you're terrified of the decline in revenue once corona disappears.

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>Hiro eliminating phone posters
Based

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,256 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 13,259 (241) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,712 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,757 (55) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,811 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (52) Ireland 2,121 (22) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Romania 1,452 (29) Poland 1,436 (16) Pakistan 1,415 (12) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,167 (8) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) India 933 (20) Iceland 890 (2) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Slovenia 684 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +130 (+8) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) Switzerland +331 (+10) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +15 (+10) Norway +40 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Pakistan +42 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Finland +126 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Albania +11 (+2) Brunei +5 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Denmark +155 Poland +47 Russia +228 India +46 Slovenia +52 Estonia +70 Hong Kong +41 Bahrain +7 New Zealand +83 Lebanon +21 Lithuania +24 Armenia +43 Morocco +13 Latvia +25 Slovakia +23…

>FULL LISTS
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Fuck off nothingburgerfag.

jesus fucking christ

On a Macbook Achmed

Oh damn. That one 102 year old that recovered means that wuflu isn't actually dangerous to old people at all. It is all a NOTHINGBURGER, thanks user you averted the pandemic. Happening cancelled, a single 102 year old recovered.

Can use update function!!! It's happening!!! Internet shutdown when?

more prepared than you, alfonso

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This. Louisiana is fucked.

how will they know that you went to the store and not to the homie that sells weed and then to the store

Did I miss 600k pic?

Is this the big one

Fake virus.
Fake news.
Fake numbers.

No one tell user where Trump is from

I bet living in the time period where agriculture was just taking off and humans weren't fucking everywhere was a really nice time to be alive

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It's happening on other threads too

I can literally taste the cope.

wnd.com/2020/03/dr-fauci-concedes-coronavirus-death-rate-like-bad-flu/

>Dr. Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, co-authored an article published Thursday in the New England Journal of Medicine predicting the fatality rate for the coronavirus will turn out to be like that of a "severe seasonal influenza."

Please don't do this

First country to 1k deaths/day?

The absolute state of the humanitarian power house of Sweden

>Hiro eliminating iFags
Based

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Post the lewdest Corona-chans

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>Spain +6,529 (+552)
Uh, you doing okay buddy?

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Hello ccp. I hope you get nuked.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-23%) Wuhan (-22%) New Delhi (-59%) Dubai (-16%) Moscow (-34%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-18%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-12%) Brussels (-18%) Paris (-28%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-36%) Johannesburg (-6%) Sao Paulo (-21%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-2%) Washington (-8%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (0%) Houston (-3%) Mexico City (-7%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
>PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
>PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
>PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS
PLACIDO DOMINGO HOSPITALIZED IN ACAPULCO BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS COMPLICATIONS

RIP soon :(

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>youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
Sub counts looking good

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>Mardi Gras
you retards deserve it

German civil war!

>tfw more paid neet time

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Does Spain report twice?

i miss 600K corona chan
where?

The UK Government has now downgraded COVID-19. They no longer see it as a high consequence infectious disease. They confirm mortality rate is low.

This has been announced on the UK government website .... "COVID-19 is no longer considered to be a high consequence infectious diseases (HCID) in the UK."

gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid

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How are you enjoying your very slow but steady end times, lads?

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>18821882 different strains
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

He said that IF there are dozens of times more infected than the infection numbers predict, the virus would like a bad flu.
Of course, we already know from South Korea that the coronavirus kills at least 15x more people than the flu, because there are almost no undetected cases in South Korea and all of them are getting optimal treatment.

Which preparedness level are you on?

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Eh not really, you probably had to defend against constant raids from huntergatherer niggers

iToddler BTFO

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What happens when people find out that 50 year old productive, tax-paying citizens are denied ventilators in favor of 30 year old illegal aliens who've been a drain on the system their whole lives?

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I wear gloves whenever I handle my mail or packages, is that overkill or is it the best thing to do at this point?

By watching Fanny and Alexander and anime.

>SA enacting military lockdown

I would not want to be a white person in SA right now sweet jesus, i wonder how many "suspected infected" will be white and taken to local murder camps i mean quarantine camps

832 deaths in spain today

can't wait

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eat
shit
shitpost
sleep
repeat

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somewhere between 3 and 4

I SWEAR IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MY JAPANESE IDOLS IM COMING FOR YOU RETARDS
IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!

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This shit is gay. I'm making breakfast.

Can't be safe enough user.

>in particular, more information is available about mortality rates (low overall)
Germany's RKI told us that quality data isn't available on that virus.
What Britain did is take the number of current dead (lagging behind 20 days behind infections) and divide that by the number of current infections multiplied by 10 or 20.
Whatever, I hope you guys go back to herd and once millions die, we'll finally see how deadly the virus actually is ;)

Nothing.
They'll take it like the good little sluts that they are

stop making these threads

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Checked. Waiting for vintage beaver Corona-chan

Obviously but I'd take a probably short and more treacherous life that I actually enjoy and value over the shit I and most people live nowadays.

>300% increase of JAV coof porn

WOW SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING WITH THIS POST IS THAT CORONA IS CURED??????????????????????????????????????

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Got your INCH bag ready to go fren?

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>we got too cocky happening-bros
youtu.be/mg83tjw8hwE

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youtube.com/watch?v=sjDuwc9KBps

You need to do more.

>illegals
>having money

He is here wtf?

Hey goys Nature says the coronavirus is not man made move over china is your friend

>While the analyses above suggest that SARS-CoV-2 may bind human ACE2 with high affinity, computational analyses predict that the interaction is not ideal7 and that the RBD sequence is different from those shown in SARS-CoV to be optimal for receptor binding7,11. Thus, the high-affinity binding of the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein to human ACE2 is most likely the result of natural selection on a human or human-like ACE2 that permits another optimal binding solution to arise. This is strong evidence that SARS-CoV-2 is not the product of purposeful manipulation.
It says link is spam so here goes

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can't wait before society goes completely down, when that happen i am going to dress in plague doctor gear and beat peasants with my medical mace

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So even FoxNews is cutting away from Trump's Briefings now? Seriously? These briefings get Superbowl audiences. Why would anyone cut away?

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What up extinction nation
What are those strains in the OP?

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>we got played
youtu.be/l1jdnVtJI2c

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Yes, he's gonna infect you all now
guerrero.quadratin.com.mx/placido-domingo-esta-hospitalizado-en-acapulco-por-covid-19/

where is "not giving a fuck and just accepting death"?

>numbers are inflated
>because they test too much
-Ghebreyesus

Welp, our towns relatively small don't need to do anything much.

based

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based retard

Playing nioh, can't believe i didn't like it the first time i tried it this game is great, also laughing at the level of panic in my town 2 months after i got ready

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There's going to be so much bad blood between "allies" when this is over, the political fallout will probably be larger than the economic one

Na its good. If they are carton let them rest for like half a day, in the labratory the virus lasted 4 hours.

>dad: actual people who worked for a living and who'll come for you
>kid: your stupid neet ass

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rare... i guess
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based Albanian bouncy pepe poster with headphones

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I heard you're going back to the herd strategy soon?

you already gave Guiseppe your mommys' ventilator, say bye bye to Opis' too
Ahmed needs it

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is civilization done for? it sounds like we need zombie apocalypse levels of prep against looters and burglars after everything shuts down

>I can literally taste the cum.

>Thinking that shitty mask will stop coronachan from suffocating it.
The day of the coof is coming.

> MOSCOW, March 28. /TASS/. The research and production center Pharmzaschita of the Federal Biomedical Agency (FMBA) has developed a treatment regimen for coronavirus infection based on the antimalarial drug "Mefloquine". This is reported on the Agency's website on Saturday.
> "The drug with high selectivity blocks the cytopathic effect of the coronavirus in cell culture and prevents its replication, and the immunosuppressive effect of mefloquine prevents the activation of the inflammatory response caused by the virus. The addition of macrolide antibiotics and synthetic penicillins not only prevents the formation of a secondary bacterial-viral syndrome, but also increases the concentration of antiviral agents in the blood plasma and lungs. This will ensure effective treatment of patients with coronavirus infection of various severity, " the press service quotes the words of the head of the FMBA Veronika Skvortsova.

Happening cancelled

I spray every package and its contents with disinfectant, also tell delivery guy to leave it ~3 meters from the door and GTFO. Can't be too paranoid if you ask me.

Our hospitals don't have security.
If I or my parents need a ventilator, the doctor I'm threatening will provide it.

wew:
instagram.com/p/B-QJ_dGpkzU/

WHO HAS THE WEBM OF THIS, BY THE WAY???

We love you Corona-chan

>most likely the result of natural selection
You can tell these articles are dishonest since some of the most common genetic engineering techniques like serial passaging are indistinguishable from 'natural selection'.

What country will be the first to be destroyed? I think Italy will be ubinhabitated by the end of the year.

It's just germany treating europe as it always does, as a source of material for germany
seems that traditional german spirit isn't dead yet, lol

>tfw no bf like on the right

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>Virus is nothing oh wait no it's a problem
>We'll be back to work by easter don't worry
>WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING VENTILATORS REEEEEEEEEE

I just saved you a lot of time

i keep seeing big medicine words with no flat line

Would this really be so bad? How can any of you fags claim to love nature then you piss your pants at gods work trying to thin growing populations raping the planet

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oooooooo hard man

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>filtered Americans and memeflags
>haven't seen a nothingburger poster in ages
welp, was it that easy?

yes brainlet, if you test more than others it makes it look worse where you are

this is jew york tricks

>thinking you need a retirement to use guns
boomer cope, you will be grinded for being jew golems

Joy, fun, seasons in the sun. I'm honestly doing nothing but shitposting, sunbathing and bird watching.

iConnection Error, lol

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fuck this stimulus bill, basically all neets, college students, and recent grads are left out
fuck pelosi and chuck and mitch and trump

Sweden are full on herd-mode, and condemns every other country for not listening to """"experts"""".

Can you post 600k jpg version pls?

>you'll be in prison while Ahmed gets mommys' and Aisha gets daddys' ventilator
based

Android as well

>I AM THE HERD

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That's not even edgy you fucking retard.
Fucking white nigger.

Because only Europe is taking a hit. We're set to be fully conquered now.

>NEETs don't have guns
You'd be surprised.

if only they could send those to some of the other empty hospitals

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Herd immunity is most sensible

(RT) Deutsch
Nice work son

Good. Fuck noncontributors

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Why do you post this every thread you're turning me straight.

German police don't put people in prison anymore right now.
Stop being a retard, you've got even more muslims in your country than we do.

You can still file taxes if you just zero it out.
I’m on SSDI and I get it.
Apparently not people on SSI though

I wish, I'm just larping

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Bruh look up h1n1

Who's leading the coronalympics now?

lol shut up

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I hope they get totally destroyed.

There's also a Greek nothingburger guy.

>recent grads
>non-contributors

Mind, the internet has been taking a bit of a shit last few days
Guess everyone's downloading pornos for that one last coom

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WHITE NIGGER

so true

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Between 2 and 3, I have well water but it's shitty and won't work if the power goes, and I haz gunz, but no defense, garden, or long life foods outside of canned and dry goods.

youtube.com/watch?v=egh27jJxHSk

I already fucking filed though. I guess I could file an amendment? There's probably some bullshit with that too

>you've got even more muslims in your country than we do.
Is this what Mommy Merkel tells you?
Or did you learn that in your Madrasa?

Illegals are famous for not paying their medical bills. You pay after services are rendered here, not before.

>2022
>/cvg/ 6743

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No

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Me on the right but in 2016

>Is this what Mommy Merkel tells you?
No, that's what wikipedia tells me.
>Or did you learn that in your Madrasa?
What is that even supposed to be?

Yeah I know they are trying to save face to china

>Imblying i get out of bed
Wew

rude

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SKIN THAT FUCKING FURFAG

Oh no why did it have to be georg lucas

>German police don't put people in prison anymore right now
Why not?

C L U J
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And you think the doctors treating them wouldn't know that? What exactly is stopping the directors from forcing the doctors to treat the ones who look like they can pay up first?

That's exactly what they'll do. You realize that viruses don't break out everywhere simultaneously, right?

The fuck are you on about? I'm saying you're weak. You can't even handle working to provide for yourself in a first world country. If you have to actually fight for your right to survive, you will be eaten alive. You have zero idea what people are capable of when desperate. You have guns? They have 20 people. All with guns. They'll shoot you in the knees first then take turns raping you in the ass for shooting at them. Then they'll leave you to get eaten by wolves.

You better hope civilization doesn't collapse because you wouldn't survive without it.

Just realised I don't know how many days it's been since I last had a shower.

>The number of newfags, shills, and bots not checking these digits is telling.

Same, can't do anything but think about those threads

>No that's what Goypedia told me
I'm laffin
>He pretends to not know
okay Abdul Al-Almani

Same shit is happening to trump. Very bizarre. I can only presume that people are more inclined to think this will weather down soon. But I doubt it

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Lock down and wait for a vaccine that's never coming? No thanks.

Population in my area 303,536 (2018). Number of tested cases in my area 158 (deaths not mentioned). Number of beds in my local hospital 450 (there are other hospitals and health centers that serve my area though so those tested will be spread over a much larger area than just this one). The flu every winter puts our hospitals under more pressure than this does.

This entire thing is a big fat lie to progress the new world order.
>Instil fear and panic.
>Kill off the elderly and infirm.
>Put the people in lockdown and use social distancing until they are demoralized.
>When they are defeated offer the Trojan horse (Vaccine) with bio tagging. Track you everywhere. People accept the injection willingly.
>Kill cash and force us all onto digital currency
>Take away any financial power from the plebians they had (No more cash in hand payments). All transactions are tracked.
>Tie it to your digital ID with a social credit score. Be a bad goyim and you get no digital currency.
>Refuse the vaccine and become a social outcast. Left to rot and die. Or they knock you out and inject you anyhow.

We need this to happen to the military too.
express.co.uk/news/world/1261623/Emmanuel-Macron-France-police-coronavirus-lockdown-crisis-news-strike

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1) Judges don't work anymore
2) Prisons are infection hotspots

repeat after me:

AMERICA
NUMBER
ONE

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You guys took more refugees by capita in 2015 than we did.

SARS-CoV-2 / COVID-19 are completely fake and gay
totally made up
one gigantic hoax

everyone here panicposting about it is a fool or a glownigger

it is the perfect excuse for THEM to reset society in a more agreeable way (to THEM)

Absolutely based thrombosis user.

>COOF DETECTED
>INITIALIZING BILL GATES WORLD ORDER

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