/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2650

>blacks are immune
>virus mainly kills white men
>loads of lonely white women will be left after corona with only black men left to service them

God, I've never felt better about being black.

Good. We haven't had a good plague in forever.

SHITSKINS ARE TRYING TO KILL US

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Is today gonna be even more of a bloodbath?

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Over 100 cases in Newfoundland now.

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They either know its too late, or that a cure is already been found or they simply don't care at all

Wow, what a beautiful semitic profile.

>only 25M
we dead.

>trying to stop the liberation of Europe and essentially the world
>saint

any britbonger know if the nhs provides icu for eu citizens?

what do you think?

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Is there another update for Spain later?

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Hot
youtube.com/watch?v=BClGzmBCPAs

>1882 strains sequenced
Corona chan is here to stay it seems. So much for summer plans.

>In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
Oh no, those poor 45-49 year olds.

What are you talking about? I'm not on lockdown in Texas.

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Alright, be honest. How many of you have tried to spread the virus and how have you attempted to do so?

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Gonna need the full version.

youtube.com/watch?v=DEvo5g4X6sE

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,256 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,690) Germany 53,340 (399) Iran 35,408 (2,517) France 32,964 (1,995) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 13,259 (241) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,712 (68) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,757 (55) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,811 (20) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,422 (9) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Romania 1,452 (29) Poland 1,436 (16) Pakistan 1,408 (11) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,165 (7) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 966 (28) India 933 (20) Iceland 890 (2) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Slovenia 684 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +130 (+8) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+552) Germany +2,469 (+48) Iran +3,076 (+139) Switzerland +331 (+10) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +15 (+10) Norway +40 (+1) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Malaysia +159 (+1) Romania +160 (+3) Thailand +109 (+1) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Croatia +49 (+1) Iraq +48 (+2) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+2) Ukraine +1 (+3) Brunei +5 (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Guadeloupe +23 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +7 (+3) Israel +425 Czech Republic +143 Poland +47 Pakistan +35 Russia +228 Finland +124 India +46 Slovenia +52 Estonia +70 Bahrain +7 New Zealand +83 Lebanon +21 Lithuania +24 Armenia +43 Morocco +13 Latvia +25 Slovakia +23 Taiwan +16 Uruguay +36 Bosnia & Herzegovina +20…

>FULL LISTS
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>blacks are immune
Oi, nobody tell 'im

low quality pasta

curl corona-stats.online

nhentai.net/g/305278/

>loads of lonely white women will be left after corona with only black men left to service them
Not if they off themselves first.

>blacks are immune
The pictures we're seeing from New York show the opposite.
>virus mainly kills white men
It kills Asians, whites and blacks.
>loads of lonely white women will be left after corona with only black men left to service them
All niggers will be dead because you're poor and unhealthy due to only eating shit.
>God, I've never felt better about being black.
And soon you will die being black.

USE GLOVES YOU IDIOT AAAAA

>shitskins trying to kill "us"
>eating shitskins' food
if you unironically do, then use "me", not "us"

You really think we're anywhere close to peaking?

Panoramix stop with your magic potion. We must allow Corona chan to destroy the west so we can rebuild it.

>blacks are immune

instagram.com/p/B-QJ_dGpkzU/

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> jews in the West have a surprisingly high death rate
tfw

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Confirmed case of covid 19 at a major factory near the town I live by. All the plant is doing is shutting down for a day to decontaminate and then reopening. Do they not understand the incubation and infection periods. If someone finally got confirmed with it that means over a week and a half ago they were already infecting others. This is gonna be a helluva shit show. Fucking kek!!

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He swore an oath and he intends to respect it

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so where is gary

The third big issue is the apparently deliberate failure of the Trump Administration to respond proactively to limit the spread of the virus. Seeking to protect the stock market more than the American public, President Donald Trump initially downplayed the impact of the virus, even calling it a “hoax” during January and February when it first appeared on U.S. soil. It turned out that several institutes affiliated to the Center for Disease Control to deal with epidemics had been dismantled by the Administration and, in spite of the warning provided by what was occurring in Wuhan, the U.S. made no effort to increase its supply of testing kits, masks or ventilators. Meanwhile, congressmen were receiving dire warnings of what was coming from the intelligence community in private briefings, leading to a number of senators selling their stock in anticipation of a market collapse. That is something called insider trading and it is illegal. It is also a measure of the corruption of America’s ruling class.

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Enjoy

Is it possible for a virus to mutate to become deadlier so long as it was transmissible during the asymptomatic period and had an extended incubation? asking for a fren

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Ok FBI

Sister just walked in on me jacking off and giggled.

POST THE 500K CORONA PLEASE

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FUCK CHINA

literally re dd it

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-30%) Beijing (-52%) Wuhan (-37%) New Delhi (-59%) Dubai (-18%) Moscow (-34%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-13%) Paris (-21%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-7%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-4%) Buenos Aires (-6%) New York (-2%) Washington (0%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (0%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (0%) Los Angeles (-2%) Seattle (-1%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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youtu.be/UCaHG4FqLek?t=11
Imagine the shame for her parents.

They do that to puff it up with air so they don't get damaged when moved around. It is just really bad procedure to be doing it with your own breath obviously.

I worked in the food industry for a couple years and most of my friends worked in it for many years. I became a subsistence farmer because of the shit I saw being done and what my friends told me was being done.

Italy took like 2 weeks after their massive lockdown to reach somewhat of a peak of infected. Dead peak is still a few days away for Italy. So if you are in NYC, you are shit out of luck anyone living there are basically walking dead.

Please god, kill corona-chan, what you have you done.

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So you're saying NYC is actually livable now?

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No, the virus gets weaker and weaker. Its not good for the virus to kill the host

I think Italy and Spain peak as around Wednesday

China needs to be punished harshly when this shit is over.

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that is one ugly couple

If you want to fuck your sister, you gotta kill her and saw off the head first so she doesn't tell on you. Think before you act.

You should spread the virus by licking public toilet seats

Kek, all these seething wh*tes.

That's kind of hot

Yes he initially downplayed the severity of the virus, comparing it to the flu like everyone else. But He never said the virus itself was a hoax, just the left blaming him for it and calling it the "trump virus". He was calling that out as a hoax

There is probably a number of co-workers already infected. They are fucked.

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You know what to do

> Workers in protective gear carry a coffin with the body of a coronavirus patient at the Shamgar Funeral Home in Jerusalem on March 24, 2020.

Me on the Left.

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It's been already foretold in the prophecies that she mutates further in South America

coronachan kill every american
youtube.com/watch?v=ayuS5W45LlE

but mutations are random and the environment selects which mutations are viable. If it can still spread due to high latency and kill slowly, it woiuldn't be culled.

Italy is leaving the EU as soon as this ends.

GOOD LUCK, HANTA-CHAN!!!

fuck you & fuck your triples get, MUTTOID

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ITS ANNUDA SHOAH

Do you have the 600K?

>6,529 new cases and 552 new deaths in Spain.
>up to 66% of deaths not detected
Spain really is trying to make a run for the gold, don't get cocky yet fellow burgers...

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>South Korea (+1.78%)
STARCRAFT FAGS ITS NOT FAIR AAAHHHH

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Check, but viruses aren't alive, so she can't be killed

the absolute state of nothingburgerfags

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>Am I increasing your spread

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There is no 600k

tbqh I think that guy just got lucky by saying Italy gets infected first. I'd bet it all that he's nothing but a very faggoted roleplayer.

A nuke would be too generous.

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Stop eating rodent shit.

Hmm

Shut the fuck up.
Ava Louise is a real American that does whatever she wants to and her parents are proud of her for exercising her God given rights. Just like Miss Nevada, Katie Williams does here.
Non-Americans eternally seething.

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I hope so

When did NYC finally stop the subways? Or did they even?

Lmao no way this girl is serious, this is a skit

THE RIDE NEVER STOPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Two nukes for every infected country.

Such a based animal

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>NYC is actually habitable now

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Tbf that will soon apply to New Yorkers as well

Gonna take a nap y’all let me know if anything happens.

Absolutely zero selective pressure to become less deadly in the current environment.

>NY right now

youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3Ou5U9064

BILL GET UP WE NEED A POST

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This will ruin the EU. At least some good coming from it.
Hopefully people wake up and start looking after their interests and support their local communities now too instead of bowing to the globalist plague

The EU left Italy to die if you stay you are gigantic cucks.

What do you think will happen when we hit 1 million?

What will the death toll be for today?
How many new 'official' cases?

They should really hire Hugo Boss to do their outfits.

Post empty places

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What's the reference here?

This is a humour thread now?

>corona turns people into traffic cones

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That's what I'm saying and by reopening they're gonna spread the virus further. I live in Wisconsin and central west part of the state. Expecting all surrounding cities to already have the infection thanks to this.

A mutation that makes the virus more deadly but with a longer incubation period is just as viable as a mutation that makes the virus less lethal.

Cute!

This. By the time people die they have been contagious for three weeks or more.

thats a weird looking bat

Tips to improve the celebration dance video? I already got one: "shorter and just the chorus".

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn57QRxqJr0

Also, i wish it could be posted as a vid here instead of YT

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I have no idea. Propably just bigger hips, since people wanted that.

Green Goblin..

Oy vey!

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Some day a real virus is gonna come and wipe all the filth off the streets.

is the card stand still up?

What happened in that talk between Conté, Sánchez, Merkel and Lagard?

Plus you don't have to worry about your dad getting it because you don't even know who he is.

> china closing shit again
and here I thought chinks had this under control.

You're gonna need 599 Gorillion more coffins.

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CHINA NUMBA WAN

Draw a nice bush

Jews don't wash their hands
I wish I was joking, but it's legit a part of their faith

Coronachan= the Kike Killer virus

Can we stop pretending this is huge? It's literally no deadlier than regular flu

>more shit to ride on
It's just so tiresome

Do you have link to the thread?

I'm not him

faggot

Do jews not practice social distancing?

nationalpost.com/news/world/sweden-refuses-to-lockdown-the-country-in-huge-experiment-on-coronavirus
No, seriously, the fuck is wrong with Sweden?

...

Italians will be stopped when crossing any border for a long long time after this. Look what's happening in Hubei right now to see how Europeans will treat Italians in a month or two.

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