HEY OPEN UP! IM STARVING, PLEASE GIVE ME SOME FOOD!

shops are open go join the queue.

Then he knows you have something and that there is someone there. He's a scout for the rest of the crew.

Sorry bro, we're all sick in here.
Shitting.
A lot of wet shitting.
We have no tp for our bungholes.
Try the neighbor.

I'll trade one meat pie for 8 rolls of toilet paper moit

I only have toilet paper.

STARVE SOME MORE NIGGER ITS IN YOUR NATURE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Only correct answer

Why come on inside suit yourself

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>Anime
>Correct answer
Uh, no

Fuck off nigger before I blow your head off

>Anime
>Correct answer
Uh, Yah.

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Wrong

>Relying on anything less than 556 for self protection

Bruh do you wanna die

>BANG BANG...BANG!
Two in the chest one in the head

come on in we're serving farm raised produce and meats grown right here in the U.S. of A.

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Man that looks good but how do you eat it?

A slug at point blank is prob better ngl

anally

I'll give you some bullets if you don't fuck off elsewhere. They haven't disarmed all of us bongs yet.

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With your mouth you retard

>Don't you believe in fairies?

>being this noguns

((Monsanto)) called and they want your farm products back due to GMO copyrights

>Glass door
user, I...

This is Egypt for the last 10 years

How are you supposed to eat it?

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how about a bullet instead

niggers starve lol

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sure here. eat my blades hahahahahah lol lmao aussie bitch

Holy nogunz

How about some sweet chromium?

Okay, come on in.

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I CANT I'M A FEDORA WEARING LIBERAL WHO ATE ALL MY FOOD AND THIS IS MY BRAND NEW GUN I BARELY KNOW HOW TO OPERATE.
GET AWAAAAAY. GET AWAAAAAAAAY.

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>cocks 9mm as close the door as possible

dont look to me to end your suffering. you may get what you want in a way you never intended.

hopefully you are trolling...though I doubt it...

I hope there's no hollow points in that thing or it'll never make it through the door. If you want to shoot someone through a door you use 00 buck shot out of a 12 gauge. That'll go through the door. And the bad guy. And the door across the street and the door behind that guys house too. That's the way I like to do it.

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>He's a scout for the rest of the crew.
Bingo.

Everytime I see this picture it makes me want to vomit. Smoking is such a disgusting fucking habit and i hate myself for continuing to smoke.

>HEY OPEN UP! IM STARVING, PLEASE GIVE ME SOME FOOD!
>stabsatfuckheadatdoorwithmaliciousintent.exe
Any fucker that is coming over to someone else his house can expect his ass to get shot, stabbed or beaten up. Not that it's going to happen, faggots here just like to hype shit up. Might get some niggers starting riots, but that's it.

>And the bad guy
Why is that guy bad? he's just hungry and politely asking for food.

>Any fucker that is coming over to someone else his house can expect his ass to get shot, stabbed or beaten up
But I don't want food. I just want love and perhaps a platonic sexual relationship with anyone in the household who desires physical embrace.

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>Why is that guy bad? he's just hungry and politely asking for food.
You mean....I shouldn't have been beating the shit out of panhandlers all this time? I...I nearly killed one with a tire iron. They're not....bad?
Oh....shit.

>the cure for covid19

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>racks 12 gauge 3” magnum into chamber
Sorry nigger, this isn’t the welfare office.

Eat this! It'll get rid of that hungry stomache in no time!

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>>racks 12 gauge 3” magnum into chamber
THATS WHAT IM DOING BUT I CAN'T GET IT WORK. HOW THE FUCK DO THE BULLETS GO IN THIS REVOLVER!? Says 12 gauge 3 inch. That's what I wanted. But....it doesn't fit in the little holes. I feel like a nigger trying to fuck a schoolgirl. HELP HELP!

Same.
We’ll quit one day...

TFW it's a 30 min ride down a dirt road and 1/4 mile walk down the driveway through a field with a Jersey bull in it. If you make it to my door I'll give you a cheese sandwich before you disappear.

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That will fall apart completely after the first bite.
Very good troll recipie.

sure, come on in..

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Great come in, we can have you for dinner

>Milk isn't food.
>im not white: the post

In the appropriate European fashion.
On your knees, with your mouth wide open.

>pass the revolver through the mail slot and you will receive my surplus of blue jolly ranchers