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What's for dinner today lads?
I'm down to bread, peanut butter, beans, pasta, rice and curry.
I never voted before but my family have always voted Labour. The conservatives are paying me 80% of my wages to sit at home and I don't have to pay my mortgage for the next 3 months at least, despite the reduced income I'm still £1100 per month better off. I'll vote for them for ever after this.
Do you like our new London hospital for Coronavirus patients? It doesn't look like a Sacrificial Temple at all oh no!
New hospital? That's great. Our government got tents.
>there i am, leaving gregg's with a steak bake in hand
>lo and behold, there is an incredible sight before me
>i can feel a lump forming in my throat
>a bizarre sensation of butterflies and excitement rattles my entire body
>i clench my fists, only to spread the sweat between the webbing of my fingers
>i take a few godly like strides forwards, each step feels as if it's cracking the concrete beneath me
>there he is, no more than 10ft from me
>the man we all detest. the man that ignites every fuel of rage within myself
>it's corbyn
>there he is, in the open. smiling and waving at students
>my powerful strides become even heavier and faster
>i close the gap in what feels like an eternity
>my brain is utterly frazzled from the level of concentration and commitment
>my right leg cocks itself up
>i feel my leg muscles contracting, it's almost painful but feels orgasmic
>my leg swings faster than beckham, and with the precision of an eagle swooping for its prey
>the impact is imminent. i know my foot will be well protected by my doctor marten
>i'm glaring this cunt in the eye the entire time. his smile drops faster than the world trade centre, when he realises what pain i'm about to bestow upon him
>my boot crashes into his groin with the force of a thousand donkeys
>the loudness of the impact is quickly drowned out by the screams of students and corbyn's aides
>before anyone has a chance to realise what has just happened, i fucking leg it
>get home, eat my steak bake, watch the events unfold from sky news
>mfw
Am I going overboard lads? I just decontaminated a 200g bag of crisps with the shower hose and some hand sanitizer while wearing washing up gloves.
he's only gone and bloody fallen asleep on his pastries haha waheyy
I've got some lentils but it's looking pretty shit, I'd give anything for some conchigle now.
morning lads
anyone keep getting connection errors.
crumbs all over him lmao
yup
that'll be the GCHQ tapping into you computer, you retarded tripfag.
reminder that the UK strain of SARS-CoV-2 is among the deadliest with an 85% death rate. the strain in the netherlands has a 99% death rate and only 3 people have "recovered" so far.
Didn't Johnson cut immigration levels AND complete brexit while leaving the NHS alone? I'm guessing his high approval is because he didn't fuck over the rightwing base like Cameron and May did, pretending to do stuff while actually not.
>Didn't Johnson cut immigration levels AND complete brexit while leaving the NHS alone?
No? Lmao.
Works fine on phone but not on computer
johnson hasn't even closed the airports. he's a piece of shit and he has the blood of millions on his hands.
GCHQ must suffer from transcendental levels of boredom spying here.
it's over
>Didn't Johnson cut immigration levels AND complete brexit while leaving the NHS alone?
Decrease white European immigration and raised Commonwealth immigration (i.e. people from former colonies in India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Middle East and Africa)
Why has support for Labour completely collapsed in Britain, when the culture and society there (and in the rest of the Anglosphere really) is probably more left-wing than ever? Especially among muh yoof
they keep coming across your homosexual guro porn
WATCH THIS VIDEO
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Prove it wrong coronafags
>Dry cough is NOT Pneumonia
>Wuhan is a 5G testbed
>Wuhan hospital is FULL of 5G devices
>Quarantine ferries had no contact with China but were FULL of 5G connectivity
>Symptoms are of lack of oxygen NOT the common flu
Starting to get the v cut bros. Will girls start to like me now?
It sucks.
I hate Europeans as much as anyone but the alternate is no better.
reminder that we can expect anywhere from 33 million to 50 million deaths in the UK alone.
Yep.
you've always had the virgin haircut
Gonna do a roast dinner tonight I guess.
Don't know if beef or chicken.
Decide for me.
ass
*green card sent*
Ok boomer, just wait until the Chad Keir Starmer becomes the leader of the Labour Party.
I just shave my head. I mean the muscle thing that girls like
Population in my area 303,536 (2018). Number of tested cases in my area 158 (deaths not mentioned). Number of beds in my local hospital 450 (there are other hospitals and health centers that serve my area though so those tested will be spread over a much larger area than just this one). The flu every winter puts our hospitals under more pressure than this does.
This entire thing is a big fat lie to progress the new world order.
>Instil fear and panic.
>Kill off the elderly and infirm.
>Put the people in lockdown and use social distancing until they are demoralized.
>When they are defeated offer the Trojan horse (Vaccine) with bio tagging. Track you everywhere. People accept the injection willingly.
>Kill cash and force us all onto digital currency
>Take away any financial power from the plebians they had (No more cash in hand payments). All transactions are tracked.
>Tie it to your digital ID with a social credit score. Be a bad goyim and you get no digital currency.
>Refuse the vaccine and become a social outcast. Left to rot and die. Or they knock you out and inject you anyhow.
We need this to happen to the military too.
express.co.uk
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Chicken.
Is that some now fashion in circumcision?
but i thought boris cure corona
Beef
i know what you meant, Dustin
my dad works at greggs and apparently 10 million people have already died in Britain, he got drafted to deal with the mass cremations because of his proficiency with bakery ovens.
Gives a nice smokey taste to the sossig rolls
Gwannnnn Bazza son
He is GCHQ you retarded memeflag
This schizo shit is looking more palatable rn
Boris will either be killed off because he is not part of the NWO and someone who is will replace him or he has been given a mild case to pretend it's serious in order to fool the population into staying indoors and blindfolded to the truth.
We hate dithering. Decisiveness and following through on decisions is what we crave. Labour refused to back Brexit, the stated wish of the British people as expressed in the 2016 Referendum. The third party, the Liberal Democrats, campaigned to CANCEL Brexit in last year's general election. The entire country voted Boris - even the post-industrial north of England, which had consistently voted Labour since the 1930s. Boris got Brexit done, which is why he is wildly popular. And not a minute too soon: the EU is finished.
Lol momentum shills still seething. I remember this nonsense about increasing non-european immigration during the election. Id like to see some proof of this other than conservative MPs saying what they needed to say to not come across as racists so as to get brexit done
Hello mates. What’s your picking? Abbot the gorilla or comrade Corbyn?
What this week's net migration stats then?
it's the wrong kind of left wing. Fiscally liberal, socially conservative is the forbidden fruit that Brits secretly crave.
i got a feeling he just wanted a week off.
MGM is funny to you?
Ok jack jimmison fuckingnbrit tooth
>tin foil hat screeching
there is no such thing as a "mild" case. asymptomatic cases always progress into sytmptomatic cases, which includes pneumonia, lung damage/kidney damage and infertility.
the let out everyone from the detainment centres apparently
Smelly foreigners.
so i suppose if he lives, your theory is fucked.
Johnson was elected in July 2019, this isn't useful data. It's literally the equivalent of posting "44 million foreign born in the USA in 2017, drumpf is a jew" when all of those people came in under previous admins.
they knew that he caught it since the 22nd March that's the day when they made (((Raab))) be deputy in case Boris gets it.
I want to fuck Camilla cabello
Made a rosti and fried eggs for breakfast, had a packet of 17p noodles, tuna sandwich and prawn cocktail crisps. Have a load of chicken breast I got at Aldi on Thursday so might make chicken kebabs.
Nonce
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The changes specifically have der jude shrieking, seethe more lol.
Stop supporting the quarantine and stop supporting the Islamisation of the UK
love her fat latina arse, good shout
the Dickensian slave workers at Amazon are not delivering my parcels quick enough, how am I supposed to consume products now?!?!
he can be reinfected even if he "survives". there is no immunity.
>300 people
>significant
Just because it's Saturday doesn't mean you can slack off citizens.
>masturbate for freedom
>a daily reminder that the Thick of It was based on real events
No proven cases of reinfection yet.
He’ll do an amnesty, don’t worry
Parents will be punished for the children's non-state-approved opinions. Screencap this.
Just done me some cardio lad. I clapped for RNHS while doing it.
>model minorities
kek
who was blair then
>letting anyone out
>acceptable
NO
No mate this is normal now.
This is significant because opinion polls have never been fabricated in order to support the MSM narrative.
759 in 2 weeks
50 a day
not that bad mate
more people die falling over in the bath
I miss Joe Owens posting tbqh
Note: WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int
17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is
28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is
28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is
28-Feb: Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
httpss://archive.is/s11s3
27-Feb: All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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None of those 'articles' states that reinfection is proven.
Try reading them.
he looks like Owen Jones and their names are suspiciously similar
im glad GCHQ did a number on his laptop
Chicken and Beef. You never know when you will get the cough user. Nobody knows.
based african villa supporters
Swear my gf is constantly texting me just to wind me up
>overboard
ARE YOU JOKING? YOU DIDN'T EVEN BATHE IT IN UV LIGHT?
You're a nice guy, but we are done professionally pal.
I'm not the sort to blame China for all this shit; it's not their fault that our borders are wide open, but I do admire the ferocity of this attack on their reputation.
Why read anything when one can just say "read the /cvg/ pastebin"?
Tell her to text me instead, she can be my practice for chatting girls up.
Greg's is shut and social distancing measures would forbid any such gathering.
Remember stay indoors.
even anthony "it's just a flu, bro" fauci has admitted that the virus has ADE and that immunity is unlikely.
oh i just made that mistake thought he mean owen jones
>just done me some cardio lad. I clapped for RNHS while doing it.
PE Joe approves
They don’t need to urge the public to do it, they’re doing it gladly already. Fucking women.
how can i deliberately contract corona to get this shit over with
PHWOAAAR luk at them fookin nipples lad
Sausages, wedges, peas, and carrots with gravy. Should be mash but the only spud I could find are too small to be arsed peeling.
In these hard times you have to make do.
Does fishing count as exercise?
We had just over 800 in my state in one day, I’m neither surprised nor disappointed. NEW WORLD.
When did he state this?
if you reel in a big fish it does, so no in your case.
Who is he
I’m not blaming China in that image, I’m blaming Chinese people and the fact traitorous governments allowed the looting insect creatures in when our own ethnic in-group solidarity is already so low due to liberalism and decades of brainwashing.
It’s all vague questions and grand statements
>Are you safe?
>What are you doing?
>I worry about you
27-Mar: Dr. Fauci mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
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Britain is zionist at the bone-level.
Corbyn was pro-Palestinian, anti-zionism, they placed an idiot (Boris) at the top of the government now all the britain-kikes (the worst of all) are playing with stats to make everyone believe that being pro-Palestinian can destroy you in politics, right now all the Labour party is paying the hefty price.
Only when practised on Americans. We don't really do that shit here.
Go lick a toilet seat
more couscous, Mahmood
Youre fucked up bro for real.
GOTT STRAFT ENGLAND
He might be new to living on the streets fren. I use to put any food I had under my pillow or whatever I was using as a pillow. If you keep it in a bag and lads walk past where you're sleeping sometimes your bag gets kicked down the road.
even people here in scotland are somewhat satisfied with bojo, its amazing int it
Britgooks
Maybe then tactics should change and being pro one group of mud people should be replaced with disavowing the entire conflict and not butting in with an opinion, esp when the general public doesn’t really have much of an opinion of it and would be better seduced with issues they actually care about.
yo yo yo niggers
my dextromethorphan shipment is delayed due to corona, i won't even get to trip during the lockdown
Nah, we just aren't testing anyone to keep the confirmed numbers down