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>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Wuhan partly reopens after lockdown
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-52075022

>Tesla donates hundreds of ventilators to New York
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52071314

>OneWeb blames pandemic for collapse
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52070949

>Lockdowns continue to suppress European pollution
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52065140

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Look lad, someone or something has to have power. If a state has limited power then other entities will claim the remainder of the power. The more you limit the power of the state the more you empower non-state entities. You don't get a choice of how much power is wielded over you, you only get to choose who or what wields it. I want a state that is on my side to have all the power, and when that state inevitably corrupts I will want a different state that's on my side to have all the power.

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why are you sad user?

Because I clapped they gave me these.

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When their was actual shortages their was no riots, why would their be riots now that supermarkets are starting to look normal and everyone is use to having most the shops shut

What do these do?

IT TIMED OUT

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>The 26 foot sneeze zone: Coronavirus social distancing limit is at least four times too SHORT because infectuous droplets can fly much further than current 6ft restriction, study warns
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8162697/Social-distancing-EIGHT-metres-avoid-coronavirus-risk.html
the virus is airborne and aersolised. it can travel for miles under the right conditions and it can survive for weeks at a time.

>2 weeks from the peak
but how long is the peak gonna be? considering the objective was to flatten it

Tory poll rating is their highest ever in office:

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Nigger

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starts when we get 4

sleep

Not much, but it says not to mix them with booze so I'll give that a go and see if it makes britpol entertaining

where did you meet her lad...

remake when

IF IT'S JUST THE FLU WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND HUG EVERY PERSON IN THE ICU?

WHY WON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF A MEGADOSE OF FLU TO PROVE ITS JUST A FLU?

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it's not going to slow down once it "peaks". we still have reinfections and mutated waves to worry about. we already have an 85% death rate in the UK. expect to see that jump up to 95 soon.

They're sleepers. If you take a couple of them and resist the urge to go to sleep they can be quite fun.

>not a "green whistle"
you got gyped bro
was in a pretty serious accident years ago.
3 injections of morphine did nothing for the pain.
Ambos gave me a green whistle, was high af with euphoria lol

well yes, its still early days. the people from over two week ago need to recover

reminder that china is hiding 21 million+ deaths and probably 100 million+ infections.

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you never "recover". it's like AIDS or herpes.

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Good anime with an amazing soundtrack.

How would they turn their accounts off so fast?

Fake news

>tripfag
>there is a finite pool of power that entities share between them
>my state is a good state, all others are bad

get chipped son

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>we already have an 85% death rate in the UK.
15k cases
almost 1k dead.

ignore doommong

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>you never recover
>daily express article
I see youre a schizo
stop talking about this situation for your own embarrassment

it's 4.2 million deaths and 25 mil infections.
your point stands tho

>tweet as source

Government source or fuck off idiot

>You don't get a choice of how much power is wielded over you,
Um sweetie

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>an expert has warned
boffin bootlicker

So if Boris lives, you are completely wrong.

>Government source
>from China
Jej

this is why /cvg/ get called schizos lol
its probably intentional schizo shilling,
poison the well strategy.

Time for some wine and techno ????????

>An expert
>has warned
>some viruses
>can leave
so much hedging even in the headline. why post such utter garbage. don't tell me you read sharticles like this and consider yourself informed?

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Remember the six million Jewish shoes at the polish death camps

789 deaths and 135 "recoveries". you can assume that the rest of the open cases will follow roughly the same pattern. the real death rate is probably higher thanks to mis/unreported deaths and reinfections after "recovery".

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Now check the solved cases i.e. recovered vs dead

read the pstebin. the proof of reinfection is in there. ADE + unnaturally fast mutation rate = no immunity

>this conspiracy retard
what happened to even further shutdowns pal? and the lockdown on 19th march?

=(

>dissident

Oh boy believe everything I say


Korea now has more recovered than over 5his is almost over

In the Netflix adaption Nigger will be played by a black actor.
So woke yeah.

He's our resident /cvg/ spastic. He's a pathetic retard who's been harping on about the same shite for weeks. He just craves the attention like any spastic virgin does.

Crying yourself to sleep builds character.

Explain south Korea
Explain Germany
Explain diamond Princess

idris elba lol

>china wants to censor information on coronavirus
>21 million cell phone accounts shut down
>21 million must be dead

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>sad juice edition
Crikey, this won't do at all.
Stiff upper lip and all that, and
now it's time for something completely different...

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explain the UK
explain italy
explain the netherlands

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Racism

testing per capita

chinese phone accounts are like ID. they don't get switched off while you're still alive. do some research.

>please help
>we're scared

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>"recover"
Yea the british are different from the chinese. they would pipe up about waiting 2 hours for a bed never mind a covered up death.
the rest are going to recover. it looks like 5% of the other 15k will meet a sticky end....

>look at this unsourced picture of cell phones
>everyone is dead. WE'RE DOOMED

Is doom-mong a bot?

Maybe not a nothing burger but it's a little something burger a very thin patty

I have and it turns out your lying.

What is that red dot of the coast of Africa?

>explain the UK
an abomination mistakenly created by the french when they pushed the bounds of nature too far.

>explain italy

based and qt pilled.

>explain the netherlands

Germany's appendix

its the same cunt that posts ted memes.

I still want to know who's paying you to act like a spastic all day.

can't believe we let some schizo boffin shut the whole country down

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testing doesn't make you immune to the virus. unfocused testing like we've seen from germany is incredibly inaccurate and dangerous. i wonder what results they'd get if they re-tested some of these people.

most chinese people have an average of three accounts. do some research

is BMWF still a thing in adverts?

2Bh I'm bored shitless by this pathetic flu, many italians died because they let so many chinese live there, but heyho you'll never hear that on the media..

Head of research in SK says a food market in wuhan is probably ground zero for CV and that its likely the virus circulated between bat's, pangolians, snakes etc before jumping to humans

and this bitch.

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>people dont work
>that means no money is going in the account
>if you cant pay for your phone bill they will cut you off

Mobile phone accounts in China are linked with your bank account and ID. The government controls all 3. The Chinese government can find people in private chat groups if they talk against the government. During off all phone accounts in one city is not difficult for them.

if you think that corona is a nothing burger then you're a spastic , when corona dies down and the economy is fuck all of your neet bucks will stop , you will have to get a job or starve in the upcoming depression.

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>created by the french
Other way round m8. We created France. You're quite welcome.

you're going to have to be a bit more specific

that's still 7 million+ deaths if that's even true.

Coronavirus doesn't make you sneezing.

What people dont realise that most acting agencies are based in London, which has a higher black population so thats why they are so prevalent in adverts, its a simple logistical problem .

Oh its 600k now? thats cool.

GRASS ON YOUR NEIGHBOURS

It came from meteorite dust

Who's paying you? Why are you so afraid to answer?

Why does people clapping offend you?

assuming they were shut down because people died. you have zero evidence to support that

The french have been dabbed on by the English forever