/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2649

► Detected: 614,074 (+17,761) ► Died: 28,238 (+897)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 53% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 1882 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Pangolins test positive for coronavirus
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China bans foreign visitors to stop coronavirus
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"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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China closes movie theaters again
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33 babies in Wuhan were born with COVID
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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Virus spreads through pipes
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45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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White House admits they lack tests
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
11:18: 60 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
10:52: 6,529 new cases and 552 new deaths in Spain.
10:43: 54 new cases in Kazakhstan.
10:39: 65 new cases in Estonia.
10:27: 88 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
10:22: 433 new cases and 49 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.

>MORE
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twitter.com/willwildart?s=09
mobile.twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1243741432252424198
express.co.uk/news/world/1261586/coronavirus-cure-china-medicine-bear-bile-remedy-animal-rights-traditional-treatment-tan-r
youtube.com/watch?v=iHGUKvhnNbY
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Trump is a trash President and will get millions of people killed

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I keep oscillating between not too worried and pretty damn worried every day and this tweet thread made me pretty unsettled. Guy that isn't in a vulnerable group and wasn't even hospitalized, yet described fighting to breathe and heart-attack levels of blood pressure.
twitter.com/ShirazMaher/status/1243554352943583232

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Kek

you can't eat PC monitors, stupid leaf

Is there 600k tiddie?

Wrong.
Everyone else is paying China and Yurop for slow shit tests that aren't produced quick enough.
US 15 minute test are going to save your country and us ausfags should be buying them.
Might be soon too, I've heard rumblings from sahealth.

>For the past two days, New Yorkers have been dying at a rate of one every 17 minutes

nah next tiddie coming at 1 million, so probably monday/tuesday

No official ones

mutts, kikes, niggers, spics and chinks aren't people

no, its too soon 750k maybe and then a million
its going too fast for a new one every 100k

where the hell is Gary?

Next is 1 million

While it is true that Africa won't get hit hard by the disease itself, it will be interesting to see what happens when foreign aid is pulled. I mean, their social structure can't really collapse any further, they are already at the dysfunctional dictatorship stage

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17 every minute when?

Good

Who /comfy/ here?

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won't anyone please think of the fucking asshole new yorkers?

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CHINA WILL BE DESTROYED FOR THEY'RR SINS! PRAY BROTHERS! ACCEPT THE HOLY NAMES! WELCOME THEM INTO YOUR HOMES AND HEARTS! WE WILL LIVE TO SEE THE NEW ERA!

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/comfy/

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BRING OUT YER PLAGUE CUTIES LADS

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B-but...Bill Mitchell told me it was just a flu...

FUCK ME
even waking up with a headache makes you paranoid
IM SO DONE WITH THIS MAKE IT STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOTS DID
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>more minutes than deaths in new york in a day
NOTHINGBURGER

daily reminder corona chan is trans

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americans are not people

comfy as fuck

Thank God I'm not living in New York. Everyone there is fucked

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comfy orders received, go ahead tac-com

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Bus passenger viciously attacked for coughing:
nypost.com/video/bus-passenger-viciously-attacked-for-coughing/

twitter.com/willwildart?s=09
Maybe the next pic will be 750K? Or maybe the artist is sleeping

RED WAVE, DRUMPF TWENDY TWENNY

Worse than 9/11 but on a daily basis

mobile.twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1243741432252424198

>tfw it will never be in my area because my area doesn't have any place to test people
Feels pretty good.

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Alright, be honest. How many of you have tried to purposefully spread the the virus and how have you attempted to do so?

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Kek

no if it was tr*ns the mortality rate would be zero because half of the pathogenic particles would disassemble their protein shells before they could infect a cell because nobody uses their preferred pronouns

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Get back in the closet you fucking faggot your parents are ashamed of you

>OH GOD I'M COOFING AAAAAAAA
>*gets kicked in the head*

Archive it you mong

"The Birmingham MP, Khalid Mahmood, said elderly Muslim and Sikh people in the area were struggling to adhere to government guidelines surrounding social distancing as they are driven by their religious convictions.

Despite most religious services being cancelled, some older people are continuing to attend mosques and gurdwaras to pray, said Mahmood."

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I have a fear that she will go full nurgle at 1M.

Trans won't exist anymore after this, better to forget them and erase every historical proof they ever existed

express.co.uk/news/world/1261586/coronavirus-cure-china-medicine-bear-bile-remedy-animal-rights-traditional-treatment-tan-r
Not again. When will it stop?

Good day friends

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>saturday morning checking the damage report from my bed
She keeps defying all expectations!

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The happening is happening

You're all going to die goyim

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funny
cringe
fat ankles
ride never ends
fucking kys
yes
lol
kys
based doorknob lickers
good day

THERE'S A GUY FROM PHILLY LIVESTREAMING HIMSELF TO GET TESTED FOR CORONAVIRUS AFTER FEELING SICK. THE LINE IS FUCKING LONG


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WHO, Libs are at fault, because "muh racism".

Kek based Ukraine
They also threw stones at the poz bus that came from one of the plague ships

He doesn’t look very Yas Forums

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Trump misreported info in pre written speeches
He immediately gave money to business instead of refunding the CDC and the budget director was still asking for cuts when the virus was here
We've had the lowest testing at first
The presidential address was basically ad time for many major companies
He denied it being serious for at least a month

(South Korea and the U.S. got their first case the same day)

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who is this simp?

haha gaseous plume goes brrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Topkek

Neat, I'm from South Jersey

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We have Spain numbers yet?

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Morning frens

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And the pandemic team he fired was an inexpensive team

>all of them just came from the fast food drive thru line

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oh no that sucks

Who remembers when the fake impeachment was dominating headlines. Seems so long ago.

832 Deaths today.

Sauce?

sauce

You doing okay in that cage, italy bro?

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This is fucking bad.
This should be California. You had one job, America.

Remember to trust the Chinese numbers!

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