/ptg/ President Trump General - Trumpbux Edition

they better not be touching

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Why is that I can remember everything embarrassing that’s ever happened to me and it makes me feel embarrassed, but if I remember a time when I was happy it just makes me feel sad?

>/ptg/ in front
>kino relevant image
>up to date pastebin
>prev correct
Solid 10/10 bake user, sorry I doubted you

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I make a point of shitting on Fox because they should go bankrupt and be replaced by OAN with Tucker getting his own network.

"I WANTED YANG WHEN HE WAS COOL" - Spic Fuentes

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Make sure you remember we're on a fucking crusade:
1. Make women thirsty. (This is easier than ever thanks to the lockdown.)
2. Make your gf/love interest/fiancee want to marry you ASAP after the lockdown, or make your wife conceive.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

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Already done.
nytimes.com/2020/03/27/world/coronavirus-live-news-updates.html

He posted at 299 so he gets a demerit

>Corona-chan is so weak, it can't even kill a 95 yo (white) lady with bronchitis.
better close down manufaturing in the US over this for at least 18 months!
>t.Blue State HAPPOONers

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"The US is losing its world superpower status due to its failure to lead on the Covid-19 crisis – and this time, it might not recover."

independent.co.uk/voices/us-trump-world-decline-coronavirus-brazil-bolsonaro-a9430566.html

Trump appearing to call the virus a hoax, and just generally being extremely slow and poor in his response is costing the US a lot of respect.
The failure of the US healthcare system is calling into question if the nation can still be classified as first world

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police should not be permitted to collect fingerprints or take mugshots of people until they are convicted.

What a dumb thing to say

>/ptg/ in front
most disgusting thing you could ever do to these breds

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the US has handled the situation far better than any other country you insane faggot

hello Changsteinowitz

False, you could awoo

Also first to awoo

One step solution:
1. Make white babies.

based i've been out of the loop last couple days

The US has handled the crisis far worse than anyone else, and continues to do so. America will have the highest death toll from this

Actually the more people we test, the more the death rate goes down

why?

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Don’t you have Germans to provoke to war or something?

the US handled it better than anybody else

The deaths in the US are overinflated and in other countries understated.

because should innocent people be required to have their biological information stored on police records?

Look at deaths/1M people and compare to the UK.

We're already in a war against the virus, and just like in Vietnam, USA is going to get its weak ass kicked

>gun with fingerprints found
>haha cant take fingerprints from me
very smart and reasonable. you're black, aint ya buddy?

The US is the only country where half of the country is actively trying to make the situation worse for political reasons, as well.

>NYC and partying Millenialshas handled the crisis far worse than anyone else
ftfy, chang. go back to your /COOOOOOOOOOF general/ niggerfaggot

>Trump highest approvals of all time
>s-surely t-this is enough to beat Joe Teflon Diamond Ridin Bid-
Oh.......

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Yes we are at war

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> didn't burn of fingerprints

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I wouldn't say it's a joke, user. It caused me serious respiratory distress but I am now on the path to recovery. I can tell my immune system has kicked it up a notch over the past 12 hours and is winning the fight. I'm on day 8.

If it is of critical importance in establishing facts in the case, then they can be taken and immediately destroyed if the person is not found guilty.

>this is the beginning of the end for US world superpower status

how much fish tank cleaner did you drink to get back to health?

But then if they don’t find any fingerprints, they will know it was you. Better cut your fingers off to stay one step ahead of the dirty pig cops

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Look at the sample. The poll is complete and utter garbage (like any other FOX News poll).

eurocucks wish

You’re whining like a bitch so you’re probably fine

sounds like the FBI is already searching for you. fuck off

dirty greedy crapitalist billionaire. celebrities and billionaires/millionaires should NOT exist!!!! also
/thread
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

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That's the goal.

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any word out if they're using the hydroxichloroquin stuff in Germany?

t.seething FED

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what's wrong with your brain

This moron thinks “/thread” means “slide thread” and on top of that he doesn’t even know what a slide thread is

OP Here

New baker needed.
I repeat
> NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
> NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
> NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED

THanks, sorry. Parents need me to go shopping for them so they don't get the COVID.

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holy fucking hell

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why are you supporting police storage of innocent people's biological data if you aren't a FED supporter

This. You didn't need the Defense Production Act to convince GM to make war equipment during WWII.

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t. capitalist bootlicker

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It’s about that time when the sleep cells activate

nigger

This is a slide post, filter it

yes its this thread. sage and hide! this place belongs on r/the_donald.

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well i've got like 20 comments in a row that were filtered so i'm assuming /cvg/ is spreading their ass cheeks and projectile sharting all over the place

>USA is number one in number of infected
>USA is the new corona outbreak epicenter
OH NO NO NO NO NO
MIGA

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