AUS/POL - SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION #2

Evening.
>Coronavirus: Why China’s government is offering COVID-19 aid relief to other countries
news.com.au/world/coronavirus/global/coronavirus-why-chinas-government-is-offering-covid19-aid-relief-to-other-countries/news-story/5c36ea59b6ff46290cd8304830ce2bca

>Accused Australian paedophile arrested amid coronavirus chaos in Italy
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-28/charles-batham-arrested-in-italy-amid-coronavirus-chaos/12097186

>Eighth death, 212 more cases in NSW as government urges people to respect police
baka.com.au/national/nsw/eighth-death-in-nsw-as-government-urges-people-to-respect-police-20200328-p54et2.html

>'You f***king dog': Shocking moment woman who was pulled over for 'speeding in her Audi SPITS on a police officer after claiming she was on her way to get tested for coronavirus'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8162165/Shocking-moment-woman-SPITS-police.html
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What are we listening to whilst we shutpost, lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=zK1mLIeXwsQ

the sound of chinks screaming

what sorcery is this?

Thank you for baking OP

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Fuckin hell im bored lads.

I put these in my pasta but you beat me to the bake

>Victim 'gutted' after violent ex-partner released on parole because of coronavirus
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-28/domestic-violence-offender-released-prison-coronavirus/12098082

>Chinks closing private hospitals due to lack of elective surgeries
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Go do a boogaloo

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what the FUCK did (((Nine News))) mean by this?

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Its pointing to the gay cunt

he would need to get a flip gf 1st

thanks for baking,
late night non-partier edition

china lied people died

Yeah, so I'm on the timeline for corona and I'm starting to get a little chesty cough.

It's over youtu.be/npcV90mNGTc

Trying to brainstorm a patriotic campaign for people not to self identify as hyphen australians.
gay- australian
muslim-australian
japanese-australian

It would hit a whole range of unpatriotic groups pretty hard
There's only one kind of an Australian; an Australian.
If that's not good enough for anyone they can fuck off

Who else here homestead lads?
You do grow your own food right?

I grow my own fruit from the supermarket

Got chillies and eggplants in now.
They herb garden is always there, parsley is 3$ at the supermarket now.
Would like to get set up with beans, grapes did not do well.

Get some pots and start growing friend
Snowpeas are great if you can get them in now and need little room
Very nice fren
Keep at it and keep expanding
I'm growing eggplants for the first time and can't wait to harvest them!

Just won lotto lads

Gimme $10000 or I'll rope

need to check mine

congrats lad how much ya get

140k share of a syndicate

bullshit no way

He's just attaching his boat to his car
How would you do it?

Quite surprised myself actually

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fuckin A
don't blow it all in one place

> tfw 140 acres of bushland away from towns and cities

Feels good lads, food growing and wild animals to hunt if needed

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what weapon do you use to hunt?

Trollface physics.

I thought this was going to be a rekt webm, turns out this guy is based!

Currently a compound bow, waiting on getting a firearms license but desu it isnt really needed on my property for roos.

Congrats nigga

Tbh* fucking phone posting

Boner activated

>compound bow
kek

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Mine turned out a bit bitter, so I plan on grilling them with garlic and making dip.
Was going to make turkish bread but boomers bought all the flour and someone bought ALL the yeast.
Don't they know you can farm yeast?

Also it's a great time to start a pickling project which fresh produce is available, if in doubt try hard white vegetables and use them for salads.

we get two years prison for owning a paint ball gun or an air rifle

The divisions are fucked up. Got 4 and both supps which comes out to $32 but 5 numbers is $1500. Why the fuck wouldn't supps count for 4 numbers when they count for 2,3 & 5 numbers.

Goddamn!!! That sucks

lol that webm is funny, I just noticed the time is going backwards though so it's in reverse.

You can get permits for hunting rifles there. Look into it

Congrats lad , post the digits tomorrow so we can cheers your winz

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Hope you're not a Qlder, though the rest of the states will probably follow along with this crap

And since we have no right to....well we have no rights.
So not only can we have a gun licence rejected for almost any reason- you can even get banned from owning a gun before you even apply.

Fuck I can't even smoke out the front of my local cafe anymore or while I walk my dog

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Yeah mate; beef and lamb, veggie crops and fruit trees. Pretty comfy.

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We have. You need to be an owner of a rural property of a specified size, or get a statement from an owner, to verify that you regularly access and hunt off their property. And that's just one hoop to jump through. In the end, you can only get a bolt action with a 5 round max capacity, or a break open shotgun. Absolutely no semi autos, no pump shotguns. And you need a gun safe which is bolted to the ground (so no good if you're renting), you can't store any guns loaded in the hum safe at any time, and the cops can AND WILL drop by your house at any time with no warning to inspect your gun safe, and you can't refuse entry.
>just get a hunting license bro
Yeah nah, it's not as easy as that.

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>cops can AND WILL drop by your house at any time with no warning to inspect your gun safe, and you can't refuse entry
does that actually happen? dad has owned a rifle for 40+ years and hasn't had a visit

>Join gun club.
>Get license .
>Buy rifles.
>Join paintball club.
>Get license.
>Happens to be the same category as hand guns.
>Buy Glock.

bloke next door to my grandpa, they kicked his doors in and took all his shit a while back
dunno if he was under extra scrutiny cause he was an ex-copper tho, and he definitely had some shit he wasn't supposed to

I don't know about your dad's case mate, there probably extraneous factors there. Its defo a clause that the cops can turn up any time and say show us your gun safe. One old boy (nam vet?) with his rifle probably isnt going to show up too heavily on their "let's fuck with someone" radar.

It's worse than you know.

Firstly there is a great financial cost, you get taxed out the ass.
And you can only own a firearm for a "prescribed purpose", you can't just own one because you want to.
So you have to turn up at a shooting club or something, and if you want to hunt you need to get a invitation from a farmer.
They are great about it- but if you aren't in a rural area it's a lot of driving.

And there are a litany of serious offences, you get years in prison from anything from ND'ing, carrying it loaded or through town in your car, selling a gun privately; there are almost a hundred offences in the firearms act alone

whats the go with pistols? I don't imagine you could have semi auto ones, so would you have to charge it every time you fired the action?

nigga just be an infantry soldier it's easier lmao