/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2648

► Detected: 613,829 (+17,516) ► Died: 28,229 (+888)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 53% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 1882 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Spanish health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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China closes movie theaters again
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China bans foreign visitors to stop coronavirus
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Pangolins test positive for coronavirus
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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Dengue-like fever and rash
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>REMINDER
"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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Wartime conditions in China
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Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
10:43: 54 new cases in Kazakhstan.
10:39: 65 new cases in Estonia.
10:27: 88 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
10:22: 433 new cases and 49 new deaths in Veneto, Italy.
10:09: 1,850 new cases and 64 new deaths in Belgium.
09:46: 3,076 new cases and 139 new deaths in Iran.

>MORE
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First

YES I DID IT !!

Requesting burgers to spread the petition across social media far and wide.
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/lets-start-calling-novel-coronavirus-ccp-virus

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30k deaths today

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This is just a partisan hit job to bring down Trump's approval ratings in an election year. I'm not buying it.

good job

another nurse dead 30 years old Spain probably has ton of those by now
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Remove the fucking weaboo trash and maybe I'll be concerned

but they went up

Because every smear that the Dems use on Trump backfires on them. I'm amazed they haven't learned already.

God, please exterminate Humanity. We don't deserve to live another second.

Noone gives a shit about burgelection now.

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>30k deaths today
Is that a lot ?

memeflags are fucking ghey

>USA, Canada, Australia, Italy, Germany, UK
All researching for a solution for this pandemic and they can't?

>caring about trump and libtards
Look at this faggot

Says increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this year.

>Noone gives a shit about burgelection now.

Yeah it's still kind of big deal.
It just wont get the attention all year long like it would have

filter them out with 4chanx so you dont have to see that cancer every again

>he says on a weeaboo site

when can i go out again?

Can i mutate the virus by catching it and jumping into a tub of radioactive waste?

BASED

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>R vs. D politics
>In the year of the Lord 2020
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I love my president and am sick of all the smears against him.

Realistically what has changed?
>stay at home (you all do that anyway)
>muh markets
>old people dying
Nothing burger.

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How long until the streets of London are silent lads?

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BILL

If numbers america is doomed for ever

Who /comfy/ here?

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>I love my president
LMAO

based

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I hope Corona-chan brings forth the socialist revolution we so desperately need

I keep them around to remind myself that behind each memeflag there's a sandnigger

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Any material on this? I heard there are videos from urns stacking inside one of the burialshops.

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What's so funny?

>Detected: 613,829
Is there a new Corona chan edit?

There will never be a socialist revolution until every single person who calls himself a socialist has been hanged.

RIP SPAIN

nice try portugal

>the socialist revolution we so desperately need
only if you want to lose to a fucking sparrow, Lmao Tsedumb

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Death to coomers

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>Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
Dios mio, look forward to seeing you guys overtake Italy impressive figures.
It's like the impeachment, debates, and bloomberg burning half a billion dollars never happened. Biden is praying he doesn't get the coof...

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>kerngezond
>is 30 looks 40
Something doesn't add up.

Until your queen get infected.

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Just hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin, bro

That you believe in R vs. D politics and take a side in two differently colored clowns having a mock fight while doing everything they can to destroy you and everyone you love.

woo hoo, go fren!

WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL ALLOWED???

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what a fucking twig

Go back to twitter Bill

Get back k to your containment thread fgt.
I'm came here to take a break from u fgts

Wife said she had a sore throat last night. This morning me and both the kids have one. I've been following these threads since the first one. I'll probably be RIPed in peace wish me luck

wtf is that lanky ass alien doing out of her landing craft?

What the fuck is that creature?

Trump has done more to support the average American than every previous president combined.

>muh business meetings and vacation time

hug me I am spooked nonnys

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don't be racist goy

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cope harder glowie shill
>a balticuck
oh wait you might actually mean it

cringe

It was 14k planes in the sky a week ago

sunbath whore 100%

back to your bunker, no bf for you

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what are you spooked about? it's only a rich people thing after all

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I really hope everyone running for (re)election dies. God, we have the worst political candidates.

it should be fucking zero

You can't compare German efficiency to Italian incompetence.

>Plague Inc but the airports are never closed

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LMAO Xi should be your only president.

lmao

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