Dear libertarians

Want a true answer from a true libertarian?

Testing financed by companies. You can now buy pic related, a portable testing analyzer that costs 15,000 bucks per machine and tests for corona easily in 2hrs per sample. A testing kit costs 50 bucks.

Employers should buy these things and start testing their employees regularly. They should also provide them with N95 masks to go to work. This is the best free market solution, your employees are protected and tested and your work environment is virus free.

Fuck the government and its incompetence, private business can easily take care of the problem.

P.S. think of Tesla as an example. They can easily afford 1000 of these machines costing them just 15 million initially to test their 30,000 employees once a week ... at a 1.5 million cost per week. Done. Factory is open, virus can’t spread easily no more as you know who is infected.

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Let the niggers, old, AIDS patients, and poor die. It's called hygiene and we're long overdue for a shower.

Mass Death and survivors get to reap the benefits of more resources available

Thx socialist, now look here

Nuclear weapons.

McNukes

Came here to post this but I'm leaving now thanks user

Us libertarians believe in freedom. If you like Corona-chan, you should be free to embrace her.

Kill nigs lol
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A nuclear bomb for violating the NAP.

Surprising how easily Yas Forums latched onto the "chinese virus" because their based jewish puppet trump did

Bill gates and goerge soros funded that biolab, and bill was talking about how this was going to happen

>Hung a chinese and triplicate the dead of China
Nice job commie scum.

Our society would be much richer and we wouldn't even be bothered taking time off work. Would probably only be working three days a week max anyway

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What about small/medium sized businesses and illiquid large businesses?

Canadian STD

Buy the virus and sue anyone that gets infected because they didn't pay for that right.

Hang a Chinese bug at every lamp pole.

Actually a very tasty burger, i live rural so we dont have burger kings or macdonalds but i try to eat a couple of bigmacs every chance i get.

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>0.7 social credit and 31 yuan has been awarded

The boring ugly Anglo's so desperate for hot takes to deflect away from the fact he is a boring ugly dumpy ass mother fucking genetic debris. Ohhh it wasnt the j00s it was the fucking Canadians. The white ones. Im in on something you're not aren't I interesting
Pip pip kill yourself

First and foremost our liberties SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

So no government imposed lockdowns, bailouts, or gibbs.

Let the old and infirm die while everyone else continues to work and the market directs funds towards the development of a vaccine.

>What about small/medium sized businesses and illiquid large businesses?

Companies that cannot afford 50 bucks per week per employee shouldn’t be around anyway.

I mean, the market does self-cleansing. If a company isn’t viable in or after a crisis, we shouldn’t bail it out. Better, smaller and more flexible companies should take their place.

Like for airlines, fuck the large airlines, inject competition by having the large airlines default.

user. This is typical libertarian wishlist. This, in practice, won't happen. Humans are retarded. Companies are retarded. Short term profit is king here.

I read your "free market solution", and I just think that this confirms that there is no free market solution. Ah, if the actors behaved as we want, there would be a solution.

Spoiler:
They won't.

you say 1st btw

Pharma techs work day and night to find a cure. You pay them. Exactly what is happening now, minus the lockdown.

Big mac is not kosher man. Look at that cheese all over that patty

nothing
>can't impose any public safety measures because muh freedom
>can't have any form of public healthcare because muh tax is theft

cringe, this is why lolbertarianism is as cancerous as communism

Cybernetic implants

Bill Gates microchips

The market is RIGHT NOW fabricating respirators, more efficient test kits and a vaccine. There you go.

lolbertarianism sounds so fuckin cringe. Lolberts put freedom above science or loss of life. You guys will screem "muh freedom" until you're the last ones standing on the pile of bodies.

Pathetic.

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Nuke Chine before it spreads

I would create a business especialized in genociding chinks and make billions.

yea ok abdul

Mercenary death squads.

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END THE FED

>What is the free market solution to the chinese virus?
If we had a free market for the last 100 years the solution today would simply activate your medical nanobtos to destroy the virus in the first infected person, avoiding all the pandemic.
Also, most humans would be living in Alpha Centauri anyway.

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Surely, ending the fed will prevent people from dying.

This

>Multiple companies competing to create the most efficient test kit or vaccine/treatment the fastest and at the most affordable price
>Somehow worse than a singular entity (State) trying to cintrol everything
Individuals can organize themselves you know. Stop projecting your lack of brain. Not everyone needs daddy state to tell you how to act and "protect" you by pointing a gun at you if you disobey.

Why end the Fed when you can tax it?

>cringe
>lolbertarianism sounds so fuckin cringe

Not an argument.

How is Communism worse than this?

Let people die!!!!! - Libertarians

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They don't have an answer, they would rather reopen jobs and let people die for the sake of the economy. They no worse than the monkeys hoarding supplies and letting other people die.

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Exactly this. They will scream "not an argument" once their last breadth, while the virus is slowly destroying their lungs to the point of asphyxia. Freedom autism is worse than covid.

True free market has never been tried