AUS/POL/ SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION

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Who else here /homebrew/?

No toilet?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX

Based
Glowing

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yeah, got a batch of mead going

they cancelled it

Homebrew tastes like shit

I busted a nut to the dying boomers. Is it normal for my cock to twitch and shoot thick loads to dying elderly "people".

I'm sorry.

What's for dinner my bros?

only in exchange for a merino

>>>>>>
Guys mum who makes 200,000 a year.... what does she spend her money on......

dunno yet, beer right now

21 piece feed

youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

deenz and frozen veg on pasta

>is it normal for my cock to twitch and shoot thick loads to dying elderly "people".

Yes

>alex jones telling me not to buy into the mainstream media fear mongering

oh the ironing

ITS HAPPENING

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be me
another weekend sitting at home alone
>thanks for doing your bit to stop coronavirus
uhhh what coronavirus?

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based

RIP Trent.

>only realistic chance to stage a civil war for the next 100 years
>auspol facists will do nothing.

that’s funny cause the guardians site glitched out earlier too and also said 400 deaths. Schizos are gonna scream THEYRE HIDING THE DEATHS

i've had sex with 27 women, all escorts.

The government take $65k of that. Leaving you $2,600 a week. Pretty easy to blow through that.

You guys aren’t even trying anymore

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First for roasties choking to death on COVID19 cock phlegm in their lungs, as they whinge endlessly all the way to the grave for “muh entitlements the government should do something”.

No fucking self responsibility. They deserve to die.

Rookie numbers.

Congratulations

That's funny as

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Go suck your superiors cock, ASIO faget.

>its real

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Let's just make up numbers as we go shall we? That's what everyone else does r..rrr...rrriig.. right g.. guys??

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So is it true that wops all group together in one migrant bloc over there, or do lebos compete against greeks and such?

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Likely wherever the guardian and that plebbit screenshot source their data had a glitch and it fucked with them both

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>be me
>INTP
>asked to socially isolate
>like that's not just a normal day
I know the feels, though it'd be nice if anyone could be arsed to check in on me once in a while. Don't even hear from my parents. They could be dead from corona and I wouldn't know.

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Same here but one gf and that was 3 years ago now.

>Troop and cops all out in the streets
>Everyone staying in their own house.
>Essential staff monitoring all camera feeds in the cities looking for gatherings to snitch feds on

Fuck you

This site has been oddly slow for the last month. Is it because most posters were Chinese and they all died?

>baited this easily

>0.014% of the population is infect
>happening

can i cath the virus from smokers?

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this is always hilarious
>”goddamn niggers”
off all the bait posts to do, like fucking hell haha. Do you think a bunch of them had to have a meeting and coordinate that strategy. Did their boss and their bosses boss have to approve of that post? Did everyone nod along approvingly and go “ah yes, this will get some evil 4channers”

At the current growth rate of about 13% every day the entire population of Australia will be infected by about 10 June. If the death rate is only 4%, which appears to be conservative at this point, thats still over 1 million australians dead.

More like can I catch smokers with the virus.
See a smoker, cough on them.

That cross eyed Queensland electoral weasel cunt is currently on ABC news.

Hopefully the Purge Yoof will cooof on him.

am i PREGANANT
Am i Gregnant?

Well, under this regime, we might be able to have the leftists and ABC staff rounded up on hearsay phone ins.

home asssembled pepperoni pizza

How u get preganté

THREADLY REMINDER:
>Days since patient zero in Australia (25th January): 64 days
>Deaths by COVID-19: 13 (8 male, 5 female)
>Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women
>Deaths per day: 0.2
>Average number of deaths per day in Australia (by normal causes): 480
>Normal deaths since patient zero: 30,720
>COVID-19 as % of all Australian deaths since patient zero: 0.04%
>Policy package announced by Liberals: cancellation of parliament, martial law
>Stimulus package announced by Liberals: $189 billion
>Bail-in per dead boomer: $14.54B/b
Status: nothing burger / excuse to roll in Big Brother

not this one again. Fuckin /cvg/ tards
>Be january
>Guys there is 10 infections
>by the start of march we will have 100 million infected!!!!
>by the end of march 5 BILLION infected
>Entire word population dead end of april
Who’s got the “prediction” charts from the cvg threads

Yes, but avoid them brappers too just to be sure.

/r/ing the pic of the guy extrapolating the anomaly of having taken two dumps in one day

>by the end of the month i will be taking 256 shits per day and the whole world will soon be completely covered in my shit
A great literal shitpost

I take it you’re including native fauna such as kangaroos, koalas, and toads.