/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2645

Morning, m8!

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Any NY hospital footage

first for chinese flu

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Update with pic and add to this gif, pls

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nothing burger

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notice me, Gary

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fucking kek

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kek
will Corona-kami have worshipperd in India as well?

there was some yesterday
trying to find it now
meanwhile here is a nurse breaking down
instagram.com/tv/B-GX-D1DKJ_/

abbott.com/corpnewsroom/product-and-innovation/detect-covid-19-in-as-little-as-5-minutes.html

US firm develops RNA based test, not antibody, that tests in 15 minutes.

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ALMOST 1000 DEATHS ON A SINGLE DAY IN ITALY

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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holy BASED

Oops

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BBC at 600K maybe in her ass

BRING OUT YER PLAGUE CUTIES
>BRING OUT YER PLAGUE CUTIES
BRING OUT YER PLAGUE CUTIES
>BRING OUT YER PLAGUE CUTIES

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Who /comfy/ here?

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Fucking chads lol

Daily reminder that it's a 50/50 chance to live if you get corona

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No. There's never any footage. Funny isn't it?

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Is that... It can't be

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You have to thank him.

One dose of paracetamol initially and then hope its won't get serious

Do you want a serious answer?

If it's mild, you treat it like the flu and stay in bed for maybe 1-2 weeks. If it turns severe, though, there actually is a way to use a hand intubater to survive, but I think you need someone to manually ventilate you every X number of seconds and doing that for days or weeks seems almost impossible, but no completely impossible if you do it in shifts, I guess. Since this situation is inevitable and actually already happening, it might be worth looking into now. I know some people are also trying to make makeshift ventilators but not if any of the designs work.

Where is 600k corona chan! REEEEEEE!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,256 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 65,719 (5,138) Germany 53,340 (395) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,478 (144) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,712 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,757 (55) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,773 (19) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Poland 1,436 (16) Pakistan 1,408 (11) Romania 1,292 (26) Thailand 1,245 (6) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,165 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) India 908 (20) Iceland 890 (2) Philippines 803 (54) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Peru 635 (11)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +130 (+8) China +54 (+3) Germany +2,469 (+44) South Korea +146 (+5) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Croatia +49 (+1) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+1) Brunei (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Austria +15 Norway +2 Israel +425 Poland +47 Pakistan +35 Finland +124 India +21 Bahrain +7 New Zealand +83 Lithuania +24 Armenia +43 Morocco +13 Latvia +25 Uruguay +36 Vietnam +6 Oman +21 Honduras +27 Georgia +2 Nigeria +11 Bolivia +13 Paraguay +4 Guatemala +4 Jamaica +4 El Salvador +6 Mongolia +1 Sudan +2 Mauritania +2…

>FULL LISTS
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this

lmao

>mutt's law

youtube.com/watch?v=xCsidYDqWo0

Do you guys think that the on going crisis will make a good amount normies realize about the importance of having families, tradition, religion and conservative values?

I think all the sadness, death and isolation can make a lot of people see the emptiness in globohomo culture, instagram, clubbing and all that crap.

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No videos like the yellow vests threads :(

lol

british legacy at work

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pretty cathartic movie, I wish every city had a singham

Hahahahaahaha GG

Like you would pneumonia
Hot beverages like tea, broths, and hot showers so you can inhale steam
Sleeping upright in a chair helps in regards to fluid in the lungs too
Mucinex I hear works good but it wasn't a widespread drug when I decided to be stupid and self treat viral pneumonia some years back

Spain's numbers when?

india is going to bring back suword combat??

BBC is disgusting. BWC on the other hand

He should hold off the next update until 1 million or this is going to be unsustainable.

COPE

who cares what normies think, they're fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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prototype chemical street sprayer

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whats a good youtube channel for comfy happening feels?

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Someone I work with is in ICU on a ventilator. Are there any stats on what percentage survive having got to this point?

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>I think all the sadness, death and isolation can make a lot of people see the emptiness in globohomo culture, instagram, clubbing and all that crap.
No, people are on a huge needle.
Modern life overwhelms your pleasure centers or whatever its called too much.
As soon as it gets back they'll be back on that needle and harder than ever.

hi ahmed

Awesome.

Our CoronaChan, who art in our lungs, hallowed be thy milkers.
Thy crown will come, thy cleansing done
In Jew York as it is in China.
Give us this day our daily coof
And forgive us for our poor sanitation, as we forgive those that spread on us
Lead us not into totalitarianism, but deliver us from overpopulation.
Amen.

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>the last one where he just throws the stick because he can't reach them

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>+76

wow such big number

But I'm based and love trump

the map for cases in Australia has been fucked up. It is saying that there are now 212 deaths in NSW alone.

All city folks want to do is eat at fancy restaurants and maybe attend a cultural event.

No one is going to go to work when 1 in 10 are dropping dead when it gets bad, so it doesn't matter.

Next update is at 1 mil

Lmao look at the comments
Why the fuck are chinks so angry towards Denmark? Are they still butthurt because of pic related?
youtube.com/watch?v=pdzNAYGpDzw
Chinks really cant take light banter

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*flattens your population curves*

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There isn't much to see here.

Italy said 'none' not long ago.

60% survive.

Gotta admire how hard they actually try.

Go ahead and convince me that martial law wouldn't deal with this shit 10x better.

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Morning Gary!

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Oxygen and CPAP

NYC, non-ICU ward

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>based
>voting for Zionist Trump
Pick one.

How lont till this shit is over already?

>Go back to school!!!Draw your funny flag!!!You have human rights and freedom of speech.

>Why can't men stop beating women and children?
You are asking the wrong question.
Try this instead:
>Why can't women keep their mouths shut?

Weird fact: in the 1300s, the bubonic plague was sometimes personified as an ugly old hag, but there was also a hot girl version bubonic personaification called the Plague Maiden who carried a magic blue flame, basically Plague-chan gijinka from Europeans 700 years ago.

but that hurts nindu feefees so we cant have it

1/100th die, 20/100 icu. That means 1/20th die in icu, which is 5% die, 95% live.

gas the muzzie

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imagine the smell

Guys look like my country will be lockdown in 1st to 17th April no one can't go outside except go to buy food and necessary goods.

Look like Fun time has begun

Guys did Britanon already update pic related? Coronachan is now the deadliest infection disease

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It's happened that way countless times historically. When hard times happen people go towards more conservative values to help keep them grounded and hopeful. So yeah, i think this will do the trick

two, three days max

fake

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One of these things is not like the other.

But to your point, no, people's values won't change based on a month or two inconvenience. And the only way the kikes stop pushing globohomo is if they have something else they think will be more effective at subversion.

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Sure looks like it

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Never

>zero white people
Yep, that's definitely nyc

Am I wrong for wanting one at home, so I can run a test every few hours?

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

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Okay shill

archive.is/xyG7g
reposted from last thread
I FUCKING LIVE IN THIS AREA AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT FUCKING GUY WENT AND GOT DENIED
IT'S A HOSPITAL GROUP CALLED KAISER PERMANENTE AND THEY HAVE CRAZY FUCKING SECURITY NOW SUDDENLY AFTER LAST WEDNESDAY
THEY NOW HAVE YOU FUCKING STOP AND GET CHECKED BEFORE EVEN DRIVING INTO THE PARKING LOT, THIS WAS NOT IN PLACE EVEN LAST WEDNESDAY BUT IS NOW IN PLACE SINCE TODAY (FRIDAY)

Humanity hasn't changed much over the years. We were building big tits statues thousands of years before Christ and we still make art with big tits now

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>Modern women can't just sit & chill for a bit, enjoy their family, improvise & be happy
>Literally has to go out & spend money on dumb shit or they go nuts, and drive everyone else in the house nuts with them
>Man has enough & gives her a open handed smack
>Omg, why are you so violent! This is abuse!

Men have to hold order some way

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daily reminder cronachan is a trap

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Wtf I love Israel now

They are this mad because you drew the virus in their flag?

seriously though, I'm bored of draining my balls already

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cope. (((Trump))) is a kike,like it or not

>normies get the womanpill force fed to them

yikes, that's a rough one

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I love you Corona-Chan

Yes and now all Danes live rent free in the 50 cent army's heads

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youtube.com/user/ChrisMartensondotcom

On at least some level, life will be changed forever.

I'm coofing every mornings for the past week. Have been out only 3 times in a month. Fuck me.

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The Witcher isn't real life, user.

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I hope it'll be over by May. Our authorities say that we'll peak by easter but we all know that it's a lie,the real peak will be in early may and then it'll start decreasing slowly throughout May until early june when we'll have as many new cases a day as China

based

>flag
Yeah, you being a faggot makes sense

Holy shit. Is this virus actually going to bring back the pre-feminist and pre-sjw eras? Are we going to see harsh times only to build a better world from there?

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Clean version

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3 different answers
0% survive
60% survive
95% survive

Thanks you massive faggots

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Poor Ebola-chan! ;_;

Danes have a tendency to piss off third worlders

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Sorry bud, but this one has mass appeal.

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Shill shill shill. Take your meds maybe

Hard times make strong men user

Serious question?
Tylenol, vitamins, zinc, mucinex, theraflu, tons of water, tons of hot fluids, exercise.

An incentive spirometer really helps too. They're like $8 on Amazon.

That's basically all you can do at home.
Source: I'm a nurse

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The real peak will be in winter. Corona-chan isn't even at full power the rest of the year.

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Lying to you to because they got caught completely unprepared

archive.is/ ZrBG7

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Damn USA dying? Poor burgers

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Once upon a time it was common to worship the God of a disease and propitiate it to be cured.

These were usually earthbound female goddesses of the yakkha class.

Could be associated with bats, dark, caves the underworld (the origin of wealth in the form of precious metals)

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They actually closed their ports when there was still 0 cases, but It was already too late

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Nothing wrong with israel

Probably could be months at this rate. I never thought it would get to this level. No way its over by easter though.

You filthy jew loving marxist

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thats why i am taking requests

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Do your research faggot. Your friend is fucked.

What if its true anons?

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arrest yourself truthposter

We need to write future references to future generations about the rightful morals of mankind. We cannot write it in subtleties, we need direct language to show them this is what happens when you let Jews run the world.

You're doin the lords work user. Have a rare Coronachan.

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But I have to do so many things before that. I also had BIG plans for 2021...and I haven't even fucked some sluts yet...imagine how much they'll be craving my cock when this all ends. I want at least 3 of them

Take meds schizo. And no I ain't no commie either. Man these /cvg/ threads are filled with schizos. You know this virus is fake

i want to cum inside coronachan´s filthy infected pucci

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We used to have an user here who posted a pasta how Corona-Chan is basicly modern version of Goddess of death/plague/winter etc. from various myths

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soon.

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Only in Scandinavia and her name was Pesta.
> That makes Corona-chan Copa-Pesta

No,the virus isn't fake,it may be a meme virus but it's real,you marxist.

>Meme flag
Of course.

Dance party at times square with a bat, a rat and a roach

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER }

>100K SUBS
>1K DED

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What do they use as borders? Wooden fences in the middle of fucking nowhere?

lol i thought that was sped up.

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que chingado

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My research consists of asking pol for the answer

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It's over. The life you knew is never coming back.

He has Corona now. Fuck. So does Zach Hadel(psychicpebbles)

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