/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2644

I want off this ride..

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First for praising great leader for stoppnig corona in its tracks!

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>SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.
SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.
>SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.
SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.
>SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.
SOLUTION FOUND. HAPPENING OVER.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=197&v=L0noRU0WI84

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Corona-chan should be Chinese.
The artists who draw her with white features are butthurt chinks.

I need to cry, I've been alone in my apartment for 8 days. Eating trash food and playing videogames. I feel like shit. Is this what depression feels like, bros?

9/11 will be barely a footnote in human history compared to coronavirus

this is the happening of the century.

I prepped for 3 months and I regret not prepping for 1 year. Start rationing.

>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1% worldwide if we do RANDOMIZED mass testing
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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Why do people always post death rates based on total infected instead of closed cases? Besides shilling of course

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Soon

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>have autism
>can't stop visiting /cvg/
help?

OK /cvg/ show your plague cuties

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You really don't want to know how bad thing are about to get

我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ N.

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NO REFUNDS

Bill wants your everything

archive.is/ VD605

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You too! How is Lithuania faring?

Just woke up. Last thread was 2616. What did I miss?

Shilling or being retarded. Normies don't wamt to hear that the danger is much greater

AMEEERIKAAAAA
AMEEEERIKAAAAA

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Been living the neet life for years lmao, always had a dog with me tho

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 104,256 (1,704) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 65,719 (5,138) Germany 50,871 (351) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,478 (144) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,697 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,757 (55) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,772 (19) Australia 3,635 (14) Brazil 3,477 (93) Israel 3,460 (12) Sweden 3,069 (105) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Ecuador 1,627 (41) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Japan 1,499 (49) Pakistan 1,408 (11) Poland 1,389 (16) Romania 1,292 (26) Thailand 1,245 (6) South Africa 1,170 (1) Finland 1,163 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) India 906 (20) Iceland 890 (2) Philippines 803 (54) Panama 786 (14) Singapore 732 (2) Mexico 717 (12) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Argentina 690 (17) Peru 635 (11)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +130 (+8) China +54 (+3) South Korea +146 (+5) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Thailand +109 (+1) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Hungary +43 (+1) Bulgaria +20 (+1) Brunei (+1) Uzbekistan +16 (+1) Norway +1 Israel +425 Pakistan +35 Finland +122 India +19 New Zealand +83 Armenia +43 Uruguay +36 Vietnam +6 Oman +21 Honduras +27 Georgia +2 Bolivia +13 Paraguay +4 Guatemala +4 Jamaica +4 El Salvador +6 Mongolia +1 Sudan +2 Mauritania +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Dead: 27,365
lol, still only 27,365.
How many days has it been stuck at 27,365? Four days? Five days?

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It's a Hongkie.

Based, I could work for the cyberspace administration np. I'm basically doing this shit for free already, with a different agenda. Where do I sign up?

lmao

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Benjamin Netanyahu tested positive for coronavirus.

>the King in Yellow

I still don’t understand the hype behind that book. It was a series of short stories that weren’t scary and had no payoff.

You're the same fag who posts the same shit in all these threads with a proxy, fuck off

Try starting nofap and calisthenics argiebro

We're going to live through a happening. Is it too early to plywood windows without looking crazy?

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During this plague, there can only be one qt

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Germany and China have a plans to nuke NYC.

bet some tarrant tier shitters will video tape the whole thing with their gopro headbands

Wait wasn't it 599k lready?

NOOOO MY BIDEO GAIMS

Trips of truth
One person stopped an entire metro line, imagine what 600k could do

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N-nani??? what the fuck is this shit user?

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I'm not a Russiaboo, promise, although I do think Russia is the long lost American ally as prior to the USSR, they were a sound and significant ally, honestly probably the top ally with France being 2.

But I keep thinking of this image and remembering that the whole "setup" for this shot was that the Russian government was ready to admit that the Russian government wasn't being truthful with the coronavirus numbers and I laugh. If this is Russian humor, goddamn, you got me, because this is top notch. Top tier bread and circus

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Please, stop this happening.

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Look at those terribly thick ankles

>visit gas station for cashews everyday
>workers apply hand-sanitizer and wipe pin pads after every customer
>watch the daily progression of extreme measures and worker stress build up in real-time
Best happening ever.

Fuck this prison planet bullshit.

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So glad I don’t work for them any more. They treated us like crap after they bought out EB and it looks like nothing has changed.

GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY

ENJOY YOUR IMPORTED PLAGUE VICTIMS GETTING VENTILATORS OVER GRANDMA
"we are so sorry but Guiseppe is younger and more likely to survive than your mother, gott schütze Merkel"
orf.at/stories/3159677/
>orf.at/stories/3159677/
orf.at/stories/3159677/

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Incredible what a lone man with a mission can accomplish in this wild world isn't it? Just remember this if you ever feel lost in the noise, anons.

Ebola isn't a nigger. Remember user, they are ment to look good, so they have to look white

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Licked what? The whole train?

Ventilators are false hope. You'll almost certainly die if you make it to one, as that means your lungs are basically toast, and you can't come back from it.

IL-6 blockers are the only hope.

the ride never ends

>there are people who didnt stock up in torrents before the lockdown

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how fucked are the hospitals now?or how fucked are the inner cities after the chimpouts?

>1882 different strains have been sequenced
Uhmm...
How the fuck can we developing Vaccine now?

You're here forever.

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plywood it from the inside and put a curtain between the glass and the plank

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>buying games

>parents have finally reached the panic level I was at back in February

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based

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>Corona virus completely shutting down the world
>Donald Trump guaranteed reelection
Which city will the first major riots be in?

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I fapped 3 times today, I really should stop doing that. And I've been trying to do some excercise but I just can't get myself to be persistent.

I won't stand 17 more days like this, I need human interaction.

it's addicting not gonna lie
watching everything all collapse, kinda like watching a burning building

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Anons plz help: anyone have the link to the article that shows the virus is from the US since they're the only ones who had all 5 strains whilst Wuhan only had one?

> that pic
fuck that SCP faggot

GET THE FUCK OFF PUR BOARD WITH THAT SCP SHIT YOU TRANNY PEDOPHILE FAGGOT.

come on ahmed women are made out of other things besides ankles

What’s the world going to be like when this is all over?