Roastie whores

>not marvin

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>go with the flow personality
Always blows my mind that girls never put 2 and 2 together that this will invariably result in the guy "going with the flow" of another girls vagina the second he has an opportunity to

Triggered. Manlet detected.

>friends with our friends
>friend approved

>trustworthy/faithful
>go with the flow personality

So that woman wants me if I have sex with her friends who approve of me and urged me to go with the flow?

you couldn't kill a fucking wallaby mate

Some of these values literally contradict each other. This whole list is a minefield of Femoidcracy

Yeah, just look at your fucked up waste of a life. Do you even have one of those traits?

why are people so fucking lewd nowadays? I wake up and within an hour I'm sick of the lewd whorishness and decadence of Western civilization

Dude, this list is pretty damn easy to check off.
1/3 are don't be a douchebag
1/3 be fit/hygienic
1/3 random personal preferences

Everything except tall and hair, arguably two of the most important things. I'm fucked.

I would barbecue a wallaby if I had half the chance.

Me too bro it's really bad in the cities, luckily your country is off the radar and Rhineland river networks so it's been spared much

You’re 100% right! A man like that can get a nice 22 YO who can birth him many sons. These dried out whores want the world, but any man who can give it to them can get a much better model.

>not marvin

disregard thots
acquire killdozer

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>LOTS OF SEX
>religious
The absolute state of roasties.

I fit the checklist except for having my shit together

BROWN EYES BTFO

80% reasonable list

>Mysterious

What do they even mean by this

Who cares, they will hit the wall soon enough and realize they've fucked up. Bonus if they kill themselves.

>wants me to cook
it's like I'm the woman

Protip, they claim to have all these standards, but will still fuck a chubby manlet because he gives her attention

Just like guys are like "YEAH BRO I ONLY FUCK 9/10 BLONDES", but still fuck hambeasts

i've seen it with my female friends. these overinflated expectations and "female empowerment" mindsets inevitably lead them to getting involved with manipulative and aggressive men that are just looking to add another notch on their belt

when it doesnt work out the girls dont consider the possibility they made a poor chance in mates, instead they judge all men and swing even further into their delusion

the only way to have a healthy LTR relationship these days is to make something happen when you are young, by the mid 20's the ship has sailed

I'm short tho (5'7)
every single time I talk to a woman in parties I have to endure 2 hours of straight shit talk to have sex
it's all so tiresome
they think they're so clever too
makes me want to push their eyes in

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It means "the strong and silent" type. But you have to be handsome to be considered mysterious. Otherwise you're considered creepy.

Reasonable list except the eye color thing, IMO.

Most people here hold much, much higher standards for women, despite being of very low quality themselves.

> not marvin

And with that they render the entire list to be nonsense, because you can thoroughly check off every item on the list, and still be arbitrary marvin'd.

>the only way to have a healthy LTR relationship these days is to make something happen when you are young, by the mid 20's the ship has sailed

That's bullshit. Just don't date morons. Marrying the first person you date when you're young is generally a much worse idea and rarely works. And the same is true in reverse; women should avoid incels, MGTOWs, and redpillers like the plague, just as men should avoid women like those you describe.

>Most people here hold much, much higher standards for women, despite being of very low quality themselves.

Yes, I am sure you are very low quality.

>friends with our friends

Yeah no way

You know you can have sex and be religious right? You just need to be married you spaz.

>tall
Ok, well don't be fat
>trustworthy
Same goes to you
>wants kids
Yes
>lots of sex
No
>got their life together
If you do as well
>religious
Contradiction here
>can cook
If you do the dishes, or cook as well

The rest are just nitpicky shit.

Good post.

Cringe simp shit

>strong and silent
this is literally cringe shit

*arbitrarily

You realize those thots will just jump on every chad's dick until they lower their standards at 30, right?

be the marvin you want to see in the world

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>implying thats what they meant
retard

this

I'm all those things. The 7s are easier to lay. They expect less

>Most people here hold much, much higher standards for women
haha yeah guys who would fuck a fatty or a butterface? I sure wouldn't haha

>That's bullshit. Just don't date morons.

By the mid-20's the morons, narcissists and sociopaths have honed their approaches and you won't uncover their true nature until a year or two in.

Make something happen while you are young before your future wife has a 10+ body count and a subconscious distrust of all men.

Who cares what roasties want. Just take the 2D pill already.

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Nothing like being able to offer all of that stuff and then asking for a debt free virgin with no tattoos.

My list:
Asian
Emotionally broken or vulnerable
Hot

She forgot the clause about a 10" cock made of chocolate that ejaculates money that also works as an emotional sponge.

what's unreasonable about the eye color thing?

They do state lots of kids = lots of sex

If there's one thing women like it's a violent lying psychopath their parents disapprove of. There's a big difference between what women say and what they do.

>blow jerome
>kiss and fuck sean an hour later
>kiss and fuck jim an hour later
holy fuck those poor dudes

pure instinct nothing more i wouldn't chalk it up to being devout christians or something

Kek

it was 4/20 my dude. Gotta earn that weed somehow.

Good looking

I check all of those except religious and got their life together

In the context of roastie-dom this is actually pretty moderate-tier

the heart next to Alex indicates he is her boyfriend

also, never forget: when a woman asks your age it is for her whore diary

>mysterious
They were doing fine right up until the end. Bitches love sociopaths.
>Where did all the good men go? :(

So christfags are pro single mothers now?

It's the classic triad of emotional stability, physical attractiveness, and intelligence. Most women will settle for 2/3, eventually.

But he's right.

in-short expects the partner to do all the lifting in the relationship.

>colored eyes
wait...what?

came to post this

>qualities we need in our sky:
>green
>day only
>with cute stars

Well, yeah. No abortions and all that.
But really, people like sex so what's wrong with women wanting a lot of it from one guy who (shockingly) is the father of their children.

Yep, so if you work on yourself and have a few of their personal preferences down you're solid.

>Mr.Clover
>definitely her teacher
Also
>keeping a fucking whore diary that probably got half these guys arrested.

Clever

its sjw for white

Replace "need" with "want", ignore some subjectives depending on taste especially religious if you're not religious.
Does the list still not make sense to you?

This looks like a 6 year old child crafted this idiotic garbage