/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2643

WTF is going on in Spain?!?!
youtube.com/watch?v=YGoT_ez6UgY

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Fuck off Alan

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Quite big if people don't social distance and keep fooling around with their lives.

> is not happening, goyim, happeningfags BTFO
when you livestream your suicide, nuffinburgerer

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This pic really didnt age well

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Never
Nothingburgers have always been moving the goalposts, and nothingburgers have been proven wrong over and over again

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>Trump ignores doctors, scientists, and disease experts
>Asks baseball players for advice
We're so fucking screwed
uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/president-donald-trump-calls-alex-rodriguez-arod-advice-coronavirus-covid-19-pandemic-030802847.html

Level with me, Yas Forums.
Just how big is this burger going to get?

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Alaska has joined lockdown gang

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thank you to China for stopping Corona virus. Will we follow in their footsteps?

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Over their dead bodies.

Same thing as Italy, you only got so many respirators then the young take precedence over the old

jordan peterson is looking rough

>some guy pretends to be doctor
>plays some shitty recording from his wife
>pretends to cry
>OMG ITS REAL!! NO WAY PPL WOULD LIE!

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Has this virus had a much better response than the 09 h1n1 pandemic? I don't remember much about it b/c I was in highschool and I didn't give a shit about it. I don't really remember life being shut down for weeks, and after a few months we were herded into the school gym and forced to get a vaccine.
If it comes to the case of h1n1 not being treated as aggresive as the wu-flu, could you imagine the state of things today if measures weren't taken in the beginning?

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Wait, it was 599k earlier. What happened?
Hey, Gary!

It's a really fucking delicious burger

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Hey you're a pretty good baker, we could use someone like you with your talent over at ptg, let me know if you're interested I can get get u in the bake line up.
U can replace that fgt cat baker over there

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, I, yiii, woo!
Muh-muh-muh-my Corona

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>resolved cases
>17%
NIGGER THAT IS ONE IN FIVE DEAD, NOT 3%
WHAT IS GOING ON

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theepochtimes.com/riot-breaks-out-in-china-as-people-try-to-leave-virus-hit-hubei_3288855.html

It's a nothingburger.

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/cvg/ nothingburgerfags:

>it's just the flu
>it only affects asians
>it'll go away after winter is over
>there'll be vaccine any day now
>a drug for malaria cures it, happening cancelled
>not worth halting the economy over
>it won't cause collapse of civilization it won't cause an extinction level event

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H1N1, from what I know, wasn't as virulent as SARS-CoV-2. And that's the main problem.

the whole world is LARPing apocalypse, and for what? This isn't spanish flu, this is just swine flu but more contagious and slightly higher death rate.

Death rate is FOUR TIMES HIGHER than what is reported. Even if cases are underreported so are deaths. Thinking the death rate is similar to the flu is laughable.

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When norms are extinct lol

This is fake. It has been stopped in China.

No extinction. Radical alteration of social norms. No going back.

All caused by a lack of free speech in China.

Individual Chinese tried to do the right thing, but they were vigorously suppressed by their government. The whole world needs to have absolute free speech, or the next pandemic could come from ANY nation.

Free Speech is vital to the survival of humanity.

>pay an assload in taxes your whole life for healthcare
>some asshole pulls your plug for a 20 year old

Based and utilitarian pilled

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Have you faggots watched the new 3b1b video?
youtube.com/watch?v=gxAaO2rsdIs

>black death wiped out 30-50% of Europe's population
>LIFE GOES ON
>this faggy virus only kills 1-3% worldwide
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Can you faggots just stop now? No societal collapse will happen. The only reason economies and society is shutting down right now is because of governments and people overreacting to this which has been blown way out of proportion. Future generations will look at us and cite this as an example of what mass hysteria does.

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this

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Corona-chan should look Chinese.
The artists who draw her with white features are butthurt chinks.

It's a triple nothing burger, with 1/3 lb. nothing patties, 3 slices of nothing cheese and extra special nothing sauce

600k infected now after adding 400 Jews

It's a more contagious and lethal Spanish Flu

Sorry to destroy your reality

Test

OH NO NO NO NOTHINGBURGERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>It's a really fucking delicious burger
But is this a Junior Burger for eight-year olds or an Argentine Triple-Patty Deluxe burger for an adult?

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Holy shit, I thought you were being ironic

youtube.com/watch?v=iX-uCCoptqc

"ASKED TO QUATINE." IT IS NOT ENOUGH TRAVEL NEEDS TO BE BLOCKED

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So how is isolation going for you all? Pretty comfy up here in one of the most isolated places in my state, I might as well just end up living here.

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can someone give me the demographics of all who have died so far in europe? I want to know if its a majority old white boomers or filthy browns that a [insert host nation name] only on their passports.

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It gets worse..

>eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2020-03/ats-scp032620.php

>Some COVID-19 patients still have coronavirus after symptoms disappear

>"The most significant finding from our study is that half of the patients kept shedding the virus even after resolution of their symptoms," said co-lead author Dr. Sharma

>The time from infection to onset of symptoms (incubation period) was five days among all but one patient. The average duration of symptoms was eight days, while the length of time patients remained contagious after the end of their symptoms ranged from one to eight days.

>"If you had mild respiratory symptoms from COVID-19 and were staying at home so as not to infect people, extend your quarantine for another two weeks after recovery to ensure that you don't infect other people," recommended corresponding author Lixin Xie

>The authors had a special message for the medical community: "COVID-19 patients can be infectious even after their symptomatic recovery, so treat the asymptomatic/recently recovered patients as carefully as symptomatic patients."

>The researchers emphasized that all of these patients had milder infections and recovered from the disease, and that the study looked at a small number of patients. They noted that it is unclear whether similar results would hold true for more vulnerable patients such as the elderly, those with suppressed immune systems and patients on immunosuppressive therapies.

boomer coworkers wont SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT UNFUNNY TOILET PAPER MEMES
this shit is literally WORSE than the corona virus. FUCK.

>shills still out in maximum force

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> i-i-it's not happening, g-g-goyim, please pay your bank loans and get back in your wagie cage

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takes two weeks longer to be cleared of corona than to die of corona
recoveries lag deaths which in turn lag new infections

Israel is surprising considering how early and quickly they blocked travel, borders, enforced quarantines and so on.

600k now exiles

DUDE. CHILL. It takes longer to recover than it takes for it to kill you.

That's only b/c wu-flu is a new virus right? I feel like the shanghai shivers would have been far more worse if the steps haven't been taken over the past 4 months. This is definitely not my area of studies, and I have no idea, outside of the movie Contagion, about epidemiology.

G-guys it was all fun and games with you all but now I'm feeling sick got runny nose and feeling a fever coming on oh god is Corona-chan about to penetrate my lungs AHHHHHH

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NEW CHINKSECT SPRAY

> 我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ

focus.de/gesundheit/news/neue-erkenntnisse-zu-infektion-schnupfen-als-symptom-hinweise-auf-bleibende-schaeden_id_11822008.html

German top virologist and advisor to the government confirms "strong indication of long-term lung impairment after severe cases"

Has there been any information on treating this at home? With hospitals being overrun and sick people being denied care, this is going to become a much larger issue, especially in the United States.
Looking for at-home medicines that work, instructions on how to build functional ventilator machines, and other things to prepare.
Because we're going to need more than just food and hazmats if the absolute worst is to come.

rates of growth are already slowing down in europe, only the US is showing exponential growth.

Nothing burger

KEK even normies are waking up to the agenda now

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I have been trying unsuccesfully to find demographics as well.

would love too but you're on the other side of the world , i've got 40 toilet rolls too.
150 masks .
i've been planning for 4 months user.

This whole world shutdown over the flu is really weird and makes no sense, especially because we can use plasma with antibodies, and now that there's medicine proven to treat people 100% recovery rate. But nobody noticed, nobody cares, just do what you're told

I thought it was fake too:

rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0323/1124930-medics-on-the-frontline/

Extra sauce extra pickle regular mayonnaise spicy mayonnaise thousand island quadruple patty sesame seed pretzel roll double egg pineapple grilled onions mushrooms tomatoes olives jalepeno habanero triple cheese lettuce avocado ketchup mustard bacon spinach garlic basil oregano BBQ sauce with a side of fries and a diet coke

ISRAEL UPDATE, IT'S OVER 600K
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CCP are covering up new infections so they can blame foreigners for bringing it back.

No h1n1 was just as virulent. It we just only slightly more deadly then normal flu, like twice as deadly at most. This is more like 5-10x as deadly.

you're a moron if you believe anything CCP says.

But imagine how it would be if things were to have gone on as normal over the past 2 months if precautions weren't taken. Surely the peak would have happened a month ago and both numbers would be in the millions by now.

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I wanna die already

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Why do people like you exist?
It's not going to wipe out humanity but it's not nothing either. Who is paying you?

>4-5% reported death rate worldwide
>claims 4 times higher
>should be 16-20% by that logic
see:
>17% confirmed
AAAAAAAA

I've got a dry cough and am literally sitting my chair sweating rn and I've never felt better. Corona-chan's embrace brightens my life and I wish only to share her love.

It is nothingburger.

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We are living in post covid times now people. Its like a new global post 9/11.
Things are different now and will never be the same.
I can feel the unease, the paranoia, the confusion, sense of helplessness, the fear.
Can you feel it?

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>only the US is showing exponential growth
The most influential nation on the planet is going to get fucked, it's still going to be awful for every country that has even the slightest ties to the US

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Normally I'd call this cherry-picking, but 100,000+ recovered gives a very good sample size.

>slightly higher
Over a dozen times higher is "slightly?"

Someone post the expanding tits gif I need to coom before I go to bed

Dude, governments worldwide wouldnt be stealing from each other if you could just build the necessary machines at home (except you have the necessary skills, tooling and blueprints at home)

Daily cases increase has flatlined. It's pretty much over for now.

>i want to slave away for moshe again!

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Ah yes, my emp is being employed. Will make another tonight. Good work fren.

>selection and confirmation bias
>do randomized mass testing like what the USA and South Korea does and the death rates of this faggy virus plummets to fucking 1%

B-b-but MUH HAPPENING! The end of the world won't be brought about by this virus but of governments and sheeple (as well as schizo happening fucks) overreacting to the mass hysteria. Take your meds.

you're effectively a millionaire user, how does that feel?

Running out of money fast and the only thing accessible to me right away is to drive Uber again. How far should I go with this? I have tons of CBRN gear along with some sterotypical training LVL Cs. I'm thinking at least my M50 and gloves but if it gets chilly I'm thinking I can drive around in MOPP IV. Thoughts?

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But IT'S HAPPENING. Are you blind? Do you not see the people dying in Spain and Italy in the hallways of the hospitals? How many days before Germany and the US see the same thing?

Who is this old man, and why should I care? Why does Yas Forums keep posting him? I assume he is irrelevant.

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so mild cases are in the clear?

Even then the numbers make no sense unless recovery of even mild cases takes months not weeks

The lockdowns won't end that easily because the people in charge are all boomers, so they are all at a 5-10% risk of dying

The estimated death toll will be in the several millions,simply because all the projections that say millions will die use the same models that will be used once this is over

>600,000 Coronachan!
600,000 Coronachan!
>600,000 Coronachan!
600,000 Coronachan!

>slightly higher death rate
only 40 times deadlier, nuffinborga

>homebrew ventilators
LOL

Yes, but I can't see this ending up close to the 2 or 3 percent they talk about. This will be around 7 or so when all is said and done, which is amazingly high for something so contagious.

Some demographics from Virginia

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GGARYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>Some COVID-19 patients still have coronavirus after symptoms disappear
That's expected. Once you have any virus (and there's no way to effectively remove it) it's there forever. And yes there's going to be genetic exchange and mutation.

>be me
>live in rural town
>prepped and told family to prep before shit gets bad
>I was the only one that did it
>corona is finally on my doorstep
>father in law playing sick
>scared to leave house because he think's he's vulnerable. Gets other old relatives that's also vulnerable to get his groceries
>call him out on being a worthless leech being perfectly capable of getting his own shit done but using crocodile tears to make people pity him and help him out
>"but that's easy for you to say user, you're young and healthy and already have so much stocked, you should go out and help him seeing as you have so much time now"
Fucking cunts, I gave them a heads up and it's not my fault they didn't listen. The old man is perfectly able to walk around so as far as I am concerned he should do his own fucking errands. I'm staying indoors living off my prep and not fucking risking my life for some cunt that is so quick to throw their own family under the bus

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They are beginning this here is the U.S. too, it is standard triage procedure to treat only those with statistically the best chance of survival and has begun as protocol in American hospitals. Think wartime medicine because that's what this is. It will also extend to younger with poor prognosis.

the resemblance between bill mitchel and nothing burger posters is uncanny

Thats because most mild cases go unconfirmed as you can only get a test in most countries if youre hacking out a lung or traveled, use South Koreas stats as they test everyone who wants a test

>HAHAHAHA
ONE MONTH NON-STOP OF TOILET PAPER MEMES IN MY EMAILS, IN MY TEXTS, IN PASSING CONVERSATION. PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

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>won't become dormant in your body for a few year before reemerging and causing full blown AIDS.

being a cuckold is a fucking disgrace

rappler.com/nation/256181-dfa-filipino-crew-cruise-ships-repatriation
> DFA: Over 4,000 Filipino crew of cruise ships to be repatriated
> Foreign Secretary Teodoro Locsin Jr says the repatriates include 530 crew members of cruise ships Costa Favolosa and Costa Magica. They will arrive in the country on Sunday, March 29.

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there has to be a reason, and we're autistic enough to find out what it is.

>plummets to fucking 1%
>still 10 times deadlier than the common flu
time to dilate, you will never be a woman

based
pls make one including references to recent events at the border of Hubei province

I wanna die already.

He's a big time Trump supporter. That's about it.

>or the next pandemic could come from any country

No dude they always come from fucking China, all the way back to the plague. They are subhumans with shit hygiene and unsafe food handling. We need to permanently quarantine the whole country for the safety of the world. If we don’t we are 100 percent guranteed going to get a civilization ending virus at some point.

argiebro, tell us a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living? Where are you from? How come you have so much time to bake here all the time? Let us get to know the legend.

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>despite making up

The Spanish flu didn't have the same type of reaction when it began. And when everyone thought it had gone away, it surged even higher during the second wave.

That's a bug burger. Governments I'll try to maintain public order, but we are on our own. So what do we do? How do we survive? How do we protect our health in the age of Corona-chan?

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1.4% in the Diamond princess, with critical cases that could make it 2.8% death rate. Imagine having a 2.8% chance of dying every year because coronaviruses can't be vaccinated against, kek

What's the most painless method of suicide bros?

Honestly, if I encounter a nothburger I can actually report them for reckless endangerment here.

In Alaska it is now illegal to deny the virus.

>dying waiting to die

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On a scale of 1-10, how eugenic is Coronavirus?

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Guys. I’m worried.. is corona-chan a succubus?

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No mention of mild cases in the article concerning lung function, just that "most patients" need a long time (1 month) to get back to normal physical capabilities

r u ok...

>Daily cases increase has flatlined

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>muh standard triage
>muh wartime medicine
How long until normies forget governments brought this upon us with intentional neglect? If this is wartime medicine, it means civil war no more no less

US is seeing rates accelerate because they are behind on testing, guarantee you global deaths from this virus won't exceed 5 million.

I can also guarantee you the economic shutdowns happening world wide will result in an economic collapse the likes of which we haven't seen since the great depression.

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Ok, cvg, who wants to be my bf in apocalyptic times?
F, 30/179/ 60, nurse, can shoot Saiga and AK, makarov and TT too.
[email protected]
Don't even bother to write if you're american, nigger or muslim.

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kek

Imagine thinking that this stupid flu is actually worth shutting down all of planet Earth over.

Honestly the inter-dimensional space alien empire should destroy us if we're this fucking easy to fool

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> I can feel the unease, the paranoia, the confusion, sense of helplessness, the fear.
>Can you feel it?
Nigga, the only fear I feel is that this virus will become a nothingburger . Other than that I’m hard as a fucking diamond right now. I actually had a dream the world was going to chaos and I was so fucking happy. Happiest I’ve felt in awhile. Something money nor sex could ever give me. Then waking up to realize it was a dream but it may come soon eventually. This is the comfiest I’ve felt in a long, long time.

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It could be the best thing to ever happen, it could be the worst thing to ever happen. What will we get?
>death of globalism, affordable housing, reveal of affirmative action as a sham, less focus on money
Or
>microchipped citizens, increased surveillance, great reduction in individual liberties, govs/corps more powerful than ever

I SPENT $500 ON PREP FOODS AND MY FATASS 50 BMI FUCKING MOM KEEPS GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY OREOS AND ICE CREAM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HOW I FUCKING DIE

It's a good thing David Lynch is old and pretty much retired these days, because I think he would have a hard time competing with the nonsensical repulsiveness of this shit.

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See
Do RANDOMIZED mass testing and not testing only for the ill and dying and you'll see that this (((pandemic))) is a literal fucking nothingburger. Death rates plummet to fucking 1%. You people are unwittingly feeding into more mass hysteria and BIG BROTHER NWO wet dream and you Yas Forumstards with your happening nonsense don't even realize it. We HAVE become the Jew pawns.

Shit, hope you recover user, I'm sure I've just got thr achoo cold but in the offchance it's our girl I wouldn't want to take my parents down with me.

Calling in an orbital bombardment on yourself.

New info
youtube.com/watch?v=-zIwVKMPWvo

Now they're in your (you)s.

i don't always wipe my ass user, but when I do, it's with TP, stay clean my friends.

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Will it really take 18 months or 2 years for a treatment for this?

rip fatties.

>tfw when you're all 3

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Based on numerous reports like this from multiple countries now (coronavirus deaths that were clearly caused by coronavirus NOT recorded as coronavirus deaths for sketchy "reasons") 17% effective death rate beginning to look much more plausible.

I love you Gary!

stockpile both to reduce store trips

No, that's how she dies. You'll be fine. GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN

1% is huge, retard. Immunity against coronaviruses is short lived so it won't just go away.

Good luck making their ice chinks obey this.

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You mean just like every other country that had? Including Italy.

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WHO said it would have been a billion dead at the end of the year without taking precautions

>"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
>archive.is/EbZzm
My boss actually defended this practice on my team's daily video call. "Well, they already had X and we're going to die of X anyways" was his reasoning. Way to support the official suppression of the actual statistics.

>muh 1% is deadly
Pussy. Stop eating s o y products because all that estrogen is making you into one giant faggot pussy.

nothing burger

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feels good .
i got more than this now , just a taste .

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>Sprouts wings at 500k

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lock her up

sounds comfy desu
My mom still has to work in a grocery store during the lockdown but thankfully they have taken precautions there to prevent the spread

I'm not in the military so I can't do that

He is supposed to be the grey haired archetypal patriarch, like colonel sanders.

No, we are out of the BUTT and into the FUCK. This is the second time I got fucked by a dairy queen.

oh are they getting a load now too? good, why should the 'chosen ones' be spared.

Its important to know because if its killing africans and arabs at an equal rate to whites, it would be in my and other euro countries benifit. not to mention good for the USA too, hopefully you get a double wammy of NYC and LA getting wiped out, then we might get the race war on even pegging numbers wise lol

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Vaccine in about 1-1/2 years, but only for at-risk groups first.

Then for everyone in the 2nd years.

Governments fully expect most normies to get it.

They're probably completely immune from drinking hand sanitizer anyway.

there is no treatment, maybe a vaccine will come in 1-2 years

Fuck off back to posting Asuka, maybe if you survive the culling we can talk rusky.

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THIS IS A FUCKING FLU NOTHINGBURGER YOU FUCKING SCHIZOS

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That's Paris. During the yellow vest riots I'm guessing?

treatment? probably not, vaccine yes.

shut up avatarfag

Hysteria is literally causing this virus, which has a reported higher mortality rate as the flu, to be assumed to have a much lower rate (b/c of lack of testing) simply because it's being reported 24/7. A lot of people are practicing this social distancing and isolation now.
Imagine if nobody gave a shit about this virus, the true mortality rate would probably be much higher than being reported right now. The only reason it's a "nothing burger," is because of how reactive people are being towards it.

>yandex.ru
whoops can't email you for some reason, what to do??

You have no idea.
I'm one of the few cough free up here.

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This, I think people seem to think a HAPPENING has to be entirely world ending or apocalyptic in nature. This is nowhere near the end of the world, but it has a massive effect on the world and the future.

Tfw no bf to snuggle with during quarantine

American innovator mindset. We can do it if we try hard enough.

Yes, Might be coming to a city near you

Fairly realistic.

I am prepared, nigger, I am not going to wait on the deniers to turn around
now, be a good tranny and go dilate, your ferstering crotch wound needs attention

>it's just a chip bro

27481 oxygen thieves gone so far

SEVENTEEN PERCENT EFFECTIVE DEATH RATE

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you sound like this guy

WHO and others saying more like a billion dead if no one had ever done anything. This has been played down to avoid panic, not overhyped. Doesn't mean it will be very bad now. The fact is we did respond and the world has done an incredible amount. Avoiding that outcome is why authorities worldwide did this, not for fun.

NTMA.

based gary always such a positive thinker.
cheers user.

don't forgot my link
www/dot/bitchute/dot/com/video/38IcSUoJsc61/
just replace /dot/ with .

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Damn, I couldn't imagine 1/7th of the Earth's population being wiped out in a year. I mean, I can't physically construct what a pile of a billion people would look like.

Listen here fat, we all need to come together and do our part to fight the Shanghai Shivers. If some corn pops gotta stop treatment, that's just the price of living in a society. It's 2020 jack and we need to throw all the rigatoni at the wall to see if something sticks so we can save the lolitas for the express train to Dover. My leg hairs aren't going to stroke themselves.

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if y'all that scared then just never leave your homes. I'm not scared, I want my fucking job back.

Nothing burger or not, sitting at home is hell and oh so boring.

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Get a ruler and draw a straight line from Mar 16 to present day, getting the best fit. It's way too early to call this done.

He is going to be dead soon. we are expecting 1 million deaths in total. We are less than a month away from a massive shitshow. Today the army arrived to the area that intends to start the civil war.

so how much till civil disorders in the Us anyway?

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Imagine a 1000x1000x1000 cube of people, user

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zeit.de/politik/ausland/2020-03/grossbritannien-coronavirus-boris-johnson-prince-charles-gesundheitssystem-beatmungsgeraete

German newspaper (Zeit is as MSM as you can get) reports on british cases being at least 50.000, calls reported number a "farce"
Our numbers are legit tho :^)

I see they removed China's numbers from worldometers, did they give an explanation?

anyone else watched Contagion because of this?
started out pretty good but holy shit did it fall apart later on

>1% is huge
>infected not even 1%
Take your fucking meds you white boy wannabee

Bill is an idiot and downplaying this disease as a regular flu. I don't, I see it as a dissease that could have been far more worse than what's happening now if precautions weren't being taken.

>cvg will still be a thing one year from now

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show me the R^2 of a linear fit vs. exponential, kraut

>northern italians getting completely raped
>germans keeping it under control

wtf bros i thought they were pretty much the same

>He isn't working out, doing dry fire practice, and working drills
Lmao

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I just did. A 1 million pile made me uneasy to imagine in detail. 1000 times that made me almost throw up.

GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY
>GERMANY IS TAKING IN CORONA VICTIMS FROM ITALY

ENJOY YOUR IMPORTED PLAGUE VICTIMS GETTING VENTILATORS OVER GRANDMA HANS
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>orf.at/stories/3159677/
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There will probably be a few fights in grocery stores like the chimp outs in Aussie, but nothing severe.

As if you even have to ask.
>what is the CCP

>once infected, this virus is like AIDS, plus
>the plus is the CRISPR payload it has that fucks your ACE cells up and starts making you bleed internally as your body can no longer regulate blood pressure (Functions of ACE/ACE2)
>Once infected, even if the virus is removed, those gene therapy / insertions / CRISPR edits to your DNA cannot be undone
>Humans are advanced enough to fuck up their own DNA but not undo such damage.
>A vaccine will never, ever be made.
>The nearest thing is using bacteriophage (Not ready) or chemicals to completely eradicate all virus cells.
>The chemicals currently all cause massive internal damage, usually they cause death.
If you have it, there's a 97% chance you will die, that 97% might have been an error too.
No one recovered has recovered, they are all still COV positive.
If governments would have shut China off when everyone knew about this happening, we might have contained it.
Maybe the governments needed this, and all are in coordination to cull some of the population - they certainly dont give a flying fuck about it. Sans a few anyway

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