What would the ideal tradwife be like Yas Forums?
The first step of finding a good woman is knowing exactly what you‘re looking for. So how would she raise your kids? How would she look like? How would she be in bed? How would your relationship look like? What would she do in her free time? What would she be cooking? How would she do the household? Write down everything you can come up with.
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She needs to be a hole with no goals. By the way I'm rationing soap and my balls smell like a mixture of fish and frozen red baron deep dish pizza, what do I do?
Built for big boomer cock.
So you would really want your kids to be raised by a hole with no goals? I see you‘re reaching for the stars here.
honestly dont care much about having kids anymore now that im 32.
Basically my "dream girl" would be
>thin and straight teeth
>good hygeine
>quiet
>from a 2 parent household
>has an easy job like teacher
>likes having "vanilla" sex
>plays a musical instrument
Bro I feel this I 100% got the mcdickfungus, do I just rub cream on my balls and shaft? Real shit
Quiet how? As in, doesn‘t have her own opinions?
>drinks
>smokes
>bleached hair
>manly fingernails
No thanks
Quiet ambitious.
Basically a Japanese girl.
I want one too user.
Why do you think japanese girls would have those qualities? They are just as degenerate as any other race. You just watched too much anime.
black weeb girl waiting that isnt a slut and dresses up in cute stuff for you.
I don't know man, I've been thinking of taking something with a hard plastic edge and using it to scrape all the dead skin, grease, sweat, and bacteria off of my cock and balls
based and upskirt pilled
>the ideal tradwife
And showing a classic vintage whore on a picture
Has to be a fit virgin who obeys her husband at all times. No tattoos piercings or other degenerate shit. Takes care about the kids without bitching.
Doesn't demand money on frivolities. Doesn't nag you to death. Doesn't gossip with her friends. Keeps our political values a matter of our household only. Educated, smart enough to be reasoned with.
Pic unrelated
>likes having "vanilla" sex
You're just asking to get cucked.
>What would the ideal tradwife be like Yas Forums?
pic related
I recolored it and added the ribbon, this is literally the debut of a new pepe
the rarest of pepes............... and the ultimate tradwife
Has really smelly feet
She‘s at home, reading. That‘s appropriate.
Jokes on you.
I hate anime.
Do you think you are a man worth being led by?
Then where does your degeneracy come from?
Appreciated
Coomers not welcome
no
If you say so...
buy my book as thanks for my hard pepe work, I wrote a fantasy novel and no one is buying it
Whoever said I was a degenerate?
She wouldn't dress like the whore in OP
Heh, leave it man, You won
>swiss
You weren't invited
Then how come you want a woman to blindly follow you? No sane woman would go for such a deal. It would be her ruin.
Is it any good?
she looks like she would lick my ass for hours until i cum an ocean onto my own face as she laughs at me and calls me a fag
Nice. But dodging the question won‘t safe
you. Good luck with that.
Dunno, I'm smart as fuck. Gotta account for something.
Devin, is that you?
Most reviews have been very good. One guy shit on it in the amazon reviews, but I'm pretty sure he didn't actually read it because half of his comments don't make any sense unless you assume there isn't going to be a sequel, which there is.
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If you‘re so smart, how come you‘re not worth being led by?
muslim?
>I wrote a fantasy novel and no one is buying it
Kek. Neither do I
Feetfags get the rope
>ID: Goy Pride
holy shit hahahahaha, pretty accurate id desu
This. All women are into rough sex. Even the "good girls."
As a writer myself, the sci-fi audience is by far the most enraging. Don't take bad reviews personally. They shit on everything.
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My ideal wife would be a woman who takes photos of herself scantily clad, to be uploaded to the internet to sexually arouse men. Quality woman.
The better question is why would any guy not being into fucking his girl roughly?
at the very least having their throats grabbed and strangled and getting their hair pulled and ass slaped. have their hands held down. probably even spit on but thats too far for me.
Degenerates
I‘m not sure user. At first glance it sounds a lot like you didn‘t stick to the „show don‘t tell rule“. You basically laid barren the skeleton of the story in the description. You shouldn‘t have to expose the hero‘s journey, you should take your reader on it without them being aware. It sounds like it might be full of clichée, but maybe i‘m willing to shill out 4$ to support a Yas Forumsack and who knows, you might surprise me.
because that is a man
>As a writer myself, the sci-fi audience is by far the most enraging. Don't take bad reviews personally. They shit on everything.
'tis a poor Shepard who blames his flock
At no point did i say pic related is a visual representation of an ideal trad wife. Project harder pedo.
hehe many such cases
at this point im happy as long as shes a virgin by choice. Everything else is just a bonus
Yep, i will probably die alone.
> it sounds a lot like you didn‘t stick to the „show don‘t tell rule“.
Yeah, I'll admit that did this more than I probably should have - this is my first book, after all. The sequel is going to avoid that pitfall. Still, I wouldn't judge it too much based on the advertising blurb - it's honestly almost impossible to make a decent description of a book fit into three paragraphs.
>but maybe i‘m willing to shill out 4$ to support a Yas Forumsack and who knows, you might surprise me.
Ayy, thanks. If you do buy it, try to stick with it past the first couple chapters. It starts slow but almost everyone has told me that they started to love it after that point.
Your in luck user,
would appear that 95% of the current generation meet your criteria.
>tomboyish
>loves me for me
>smart
>wants to have/take care of kids
And here’s where it gets fucky
>anthro
>loves me for me
kek, good luck with that.
would you settle for a transvestite? They're tomboyish
Look at pic related and find me a girl that brews a mean foot tea
>virgin or at least someone who has never done casual sex
>apolitcal if possible
>actual Swiss German
>feminine
>not retarded
>willing to argue without throwing a tantrum everytime
>willing to run with me
>wants children
>interested in helping with the garden
>likes to cook things from scratch too
>doesn't spend all my money when I'm not looking
>doesn't want to live in the city
>wants to help homeschool the kids
I can dream.
Props to you for finishing something and publish it. That‘s a lot more than most aspiring writers can say about themselves and it‘s why i support you. Nobody was born a master and i really like seeing people try to improve their skills.
I know very little about publishing, but you need to find a publisher, since vanity publishing would lead you nowhere. I have no idea how much those cost however.
IF I somehow want to write a novel, I would make sure to go through the proper loops in order to AT LEAST have a chance at getting published. In my next post, I will post a snippet of a short story that I managed to get my school published (which I only did for my Final for my Literature class [I major in Computer Science, but that was still a requirement for whatever bullshit reason]). You could tell that my writing style is stilted, and not good at all.
It was a short story I wrote in a few hours about an astronaut who murders his crewmates on a manned flyby mission to Mars, when he loses all of his humanity by realizing that Space is nothing but complete emptiness.
so IOW, a unicorn?
Greetings OP. Well she would be young = 17-18. Preferably Christian. Also preferably a virgin. You see user, I dont know the AoC laws in Switzerland but if you start teaching the girl traditional values at like 16-17 you can make a perfect wife.
Well I also want an anthro wife, so might as well just pile up impossibilities
Tomboys are the straight man’s choice. Not your pseudo tranny shit
>So how would she raise your kids?
stay at home and homeschool/raise them at least until they're kindergarten age. Treat them lovingly of course but not spoil them too much
>How would she look like? How would she be in bed?
not fat when I meet her, white because I am white, but that's about it, even the whiteness is negotiable (asians and latinas and indians accepted). I don't care how she is in bed as long as she lets me fuck her whenever I want
>How would your relationship look like?
she ultimately defers to my decisions on matters of critical importance (large purchases, disciplining kids, travel etc) but otherwise speaks her mind to me and is honest with her thoughts
>What would she do in her free time?
as long as she's not selling nudes online or doing other degenerate shit like being fucked up on drugs I really don't care. I guess ideally she reads books of all kinds
>What would she be cooking?
good food with fresh ingredients as much as possible. I don't want tv dinners
>How would she do the household?
idk keep it clean and tidy?
OP I'm guessing you're some kind of femanon. The truth is that being a good wife is extremely easy, just find a good man and listen to him! Also it's like Dave Chappelle said in and old standup special "suck his dick, make him a sandwich, and don't talk so damn much". That's literally all you need to do to have an extremely faithful, protecting, and loving husband
Why apolitical? Wouldn‘t you want to be able to discuss current events, history and philosophy with your wife sitting in your garden after the kids have gone to sleep?
It was too big to fit as text, so I made an image of it, and hopefully you would be able to read this snippet and critique it.
As I said, I only wrote the whole story in 4 hours (not just this snippet).
Nigger, trannies aren't tomboys, they are men with mental illnesses
Pack it up, boys... this guy's a homosexual in denial
Lol found the lgbtq+ ally, they mostly get triggered by tomboys.
how do you fucking retards find it SO hard to find decent women? It's genuinely ASTOUNDING to me beyond comprehension
the best women are the ones not opinionated on ANYTHING; they're amazing. not political, zealotly religious, feverent stances on anything, social politics feminism, "intellectual," "educated," all that gay shit that make women insufferable sub-humans
the whole biological purpose of the female sex is to raise offspring; that means it's logical they mentally mature fully in their teens. 17-18 years old. 17-18 year old girls can baby sit a child; I'd be confident they can raise one to. so when women go on about fucking stupid faggot shit like their opinions on Drumpf or taxes or careers or whatever the fuck it's a huge red flag.
pro tip: hang out with disability girls. seriously. It's fucking heaven. they're so sweet and naive. they always want to do stuff with you. ALWAYS. all they care about is asking you about your day, blissfully playing around without a care in the world. it's like they take all the weight and stress off your shoulders. they're like delicate flowers in a fucking sewer that is the 21st century. legit, I'm being COMPLETELY unironic. Disability girls. like the ones with learning disorders or whatever who can't read or write or something. fall into their social groups. they're amazing. because they're not literate (literally doesn't fucking matter anyway, they're women) they've cultivated a beautiful social charm about them. care free air heads. retards. they'd no anything for you as a normal person. I've been hanging out with disability girls for over a year now and they've become the best companions and friends.
fucking think about it. what viking chad Danish man's wife washing rags on the farm needs to read and write anyway? what cave man chad needs his bitch to read and write? that's a man's job. disability girls are the best. really I shouldn't tell you morons this because I don't want you to get into my market
Thanks man. I really appreciate it. I hope you find your tradwife btw
Vanity presses are bullshit, sure. What I essentially did was "self publish" through Amazon. I get the impression that most publishers are parasitic middlemen who are basically out to fuck you as much as possible - so is Amazon, but at least they're more up front about it.
>not wanting to fuck a man == gay
(you)
100% true. Just slapped a collar on mine, held her by the ring of it, and called her my property while giving it to her. She came hard. Women know what they are and they crave being told it.
Trent should have taken his meds.
Did you read the snippet of the short story I sent to my school to publish a few years back here?
I would like to hear your opinion on this. To be honest, I haven't read any piece of literature at all willingly, excluding the Bible.
Muslim with minimal consanguinity. Preferably wears a burqa but at least niqab