/nzpol/ - Quarantine Edition

Your fine will be more.

Ounce money?

OP is a nigger

>me and the bro
>in a hotel room

homosexual

its not a fucking 5 star hotel you nig, there isnt even a minibar and we aren't allowed room service

deal add me on steam "Television Romance"

BE KOIND

News is more cancerous than usual

>its not a fucking 5 star hotel

Yes it is. google.com/search?q=The Grand Mercure&rlz=1C1GCEA_enNZ871NZ871&oq=the &aqs=chrome.0.69i59l3j69i57j0l4.2085j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Where were you flying from? Was it Japan?

>there isnt even a minibar and we aren't allowed room service

Drink that Jim Beam you entitled cunt and stop moaning

A-are the liquor stores open?

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Velcro gloves.

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Based

Day 3 and cunts are already getting cute with the lockdown. I'm betting there'll be widespread flagrant and unpunished violation by week 3, and the virus will fuck off on it's own accord anyway

Nothingburger for sure

>mtb track a few mins from my house that leads to loads of tracks, fishing and camping

Get fucked docfaggots and piggy roadblocks I'm gonna spend this bullshit quarantine /out/

Depends on how other countries are doing.
If USA and Bongland carry on turning to shit people will continue supporting the lockdown

This considered a police state?

ITT op gets murdered by some Yas Forums schizo

Either way both "sides" of the lockdown debate will claim victory, if it turns out to be a nothingburger

>the lockdown saved us from the virus!
>the virus went away on it's own without killing anyone, we didn't need the lockdown at all!

What's up with that weird-ass row of connection points? It looks like something some boomer cobbled together with leftover doodads from his model train set! Is that common down under?

Straya m8
workin in the bush, basically been self-isolating for 3 months so im pretty keen to get home and punch some cones

lol, just walk, softcock

I don't drink mate I bought it duty free to use as currency during the big igloo (also got some ciggies, but I don't smoke tobacco either)

Nah mate, you gotta give me a lift if you wanna drink anything stronger than pisswater

its a universal plug adaptor for your electronical doodads and hdmi connection for the tv, it's a hotel after all

I’m keen, my dad’s got a 60m yacht parked up in waiheke. He’s overseas atm and I’m fucking keen to get the hell outta here. Just need to figure out a way to get outta the city into the island

>tfw essential worker

no coronabux for me

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i have like $2000 worth of tools and shit to carry, I'm an electrical inspector

just sail the yacht up queen street and pick me up by the loading dock of the hotel, G

Fuck this gay shit i am going to catch covid the Chinese virus and get an immunity if i survive. All the roasties on facebook can stay the fuck home where they belong.

If you're in West Auckland or other normal liquor sales controlled area then yes

how the fuck am I meant to score weed during this shitty lockdown someone give me a link to the discord server for buds

>Nah mate
Thanks, I'll just make something then, already got a starter yeast coming along.
At least I like wine in the meantime.

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>normal liquor sales controlled area
huh?
I'm Rural Cantab

>When jacobs creek is now $20

It’s too risky though bro. Don’t wanna get caught getting to waiheke, even though I know my dad will pay the fines but he’d tell my grandad and he’d punish me for it. Just need to figure out how to get to waiheke without getting caught. Once we’re there we’re good. The yacht crews are all good cunts. They’ll take us to Wellys

Some asshole tried to tell me off for biking in the marina

A "Licencing Trust Area" is what I meant, where booze isn't sold outside of liqour stores

all the websites, superliquor, liquorland etc say all stores are closed under order of level 4

The Tangata Whenua should be exempt from this lockout bullshit. We didn't bring the virus to Aotearoa. You Pakeha did.

So, bets on how long the lockdown is gonna last?

I don't think we have 4 weeks in us t b h

"The Warehouse will close, as will liquor stores unless within a Licensing Trust Area"

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12319583&ref=rss

I don't drink but I'm guessing those stores don't operate in Licensing Trust Areas

NZ will be spain 2.0 in a few days

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prime jacindaposting

Bubu bu bu bu bu the Fuckedfax journo said :(

twitter.com/comingupcharlie/status/1243690791500779520

user is poor farmer confirmed

tourist money was more important, now Jacinda has thrown individual rights under the bus and everyone is cheering for it

Just about everything except farming has been shut down.

its crazy how stoked normies are to have their rights trampled

for real tho who gonna smuggle me to welly

I'm support for essential workers... on cindybux until I get a callout. Probably supposed to self isolate after that so I hope it doesn't happen

NZ has 1/10th the population of spain. Multiply our cases by 10 to compare where we are in relation to spain.

Nigger

so what the fuck is really going on boys? is this just a convenient cover for the economy sucking a bag of dicks, or mass arrests of elites? are bombs gonna drop? what the actual fuck, mangs.

>even though im stuck in shitty aucks, mfw its actually finally fucking happening

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They didn't even test any of us for the fucking virus, btw

when lockdown hits here I'm going to quite enjoy still being able to go to my farm
oh fug