/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2640

Just woke up frens. What happened in the last 10h-12h?

MORE ENVIOUS EBOLACHAN NOW

Why is outer Yas Forums such cancer now?

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>when the logarithmic curve has an exponential curve
thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=AK99qUP00ao
end of the fucking world

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>One theory that has been advanced is that the devastation in Florence caused by the Black Death, which hit Europe between 1348 and 1350, resulted in a shift in the world view of people in 14th-century Italy and led to the Renaissance
Are we heading for a neo-Renaissance?

Moshe, dont Jew have something better to do instead of always scaring ppl?

“IT IS INDISPENSABLE TO… UTTERLY EXHAUST HUMANITY WITH DISSENSION, HATRED, STRUGGLE, ENVY AND EVEN BY THE USE OF TORTURE, BY STARVATION, BY THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES, BY WANT, SO THAT THE “GOYIM” SEE NO OTHER ISSUE THAN TO TAKE REFUGE IN OUR COMPLETE SOVEREIGNTY IN MONEY AND IN ALL ELSE.” Protocols of Zion, 10:19

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Is it worth having a gas mask?

>it took two years for Ebola-chan to achieve rookie numbers of about 12k deaths, while Corona-chan is almost at 30K in 4 months
yikes

Can somebody make a corona chan edit of this pic?

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be sure to thank any medical staff when you see them, they are heroes

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100% this is black death 2.0

/CVG/ RESTAURANT IS OPEN FOR THE LASH THREAD
Hurry up and make your orders
>Everything is fresh and delicious
Please have a look at our specialties
>All our meals are served with the finest distilled water

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>tfw 21
>tfw I’m completely qualified to earn trumpbucks because of 2018 taxes

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everything turns to cancer one way or the other, so may as well enjoy what little good there is now, for it may cease to exist later

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>inb4 brap sniffers reply
kek

U should focus more on contact and hand washing, masks are good to have but ur eyes also need ro be protected. Only wearing a mask is foolishness

Anyone else notices an acceleration in the schizophrenia: Is this a symptom of the virus this board seems to be at the peak of the exponential curb of it.

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when will you niggers stop shilling this shit? fucking nothingburger

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Should I fap to Corona chan?

Go hug a chinamen if your are so cocksure of yourself

Yes
Fuck kikes and fuck chinks
If the West wants to survive we need to get rid of imports and service based kikeonomy

I left this place years ago. I just came back here recently because of corona outbreak, /cvg/ is peak comfy

>Remember less 1000 cases

stop using my flag you meme retard

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but Ebola chan killed young niggers

Corona is a boomercide

Seriously, with shit like how are people not taking this more seriously? I feel like people were more worried about Ebola than they are about this.

Heres your (you)

The artwork of Corona-chan up until this point didn't do anything for me, really. But this? Oh boy...

Repeat after me:
Death to America
Death to England
Death to Israel
Death to China
Curse upon jews
Curse upon muslims
Victory to Corona-chan!

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*ting* waiter can you bring me a not a cola zero hidden inside a lacked potato? It reminds me of home.

I was hoping you would be there Gary

thank you based misinfoormer
keep on shilling this, so that based retards can ignore quarantine, accelerate the spread, and make choas reign
your contribution to accelerating this happening shall not be in vain

>people are infected in my village
was good knowing you lads

It's bad, it's all soo bad. The more you read about it, the worse it gets.

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the outer world is more concerned with the feelings and lives of niggers than their own kin

Stay safe anons

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Muh flu muh nothingburger

This one has something special, doesn’t it?

the aliens did it

I remember when America had 100~ cases and I sperged out during a work meeting saying this would get bad very quick
I wish I could gloat to them, but they're probably in a hospital

You are on Yas Forums nigga, the answer should be obvious, always fap

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those where the times
the times where I actually almost fell for the "muh nothingburger" trap, but then realized how autistic those shills were, kek

Nice to hear China getting reinfections and back flow cases, supply chain remains fucked kikes btfo get the ovens ready.

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IS THE VIRUS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE PANIC OR ARE THE MEMES MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE VIRUS

Because no one calls them newfags, because all of them are newfags

The CCP is a menace to the world.

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I am sure kek, and the orders of chaos, shall arrange a ebola-chan, corona-chan double whammy team up soon enough user
we must lend them both our energies eh?

There are people infected in my apartment building.
Funny enough, i thought me as nurse will be first infected and dead in my neighborhood, but people are getting blessed by Corona-chan left and right. And im still safe for now.

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soooo what about putin?
what if he was the engineer of corona-chan?

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Strange request but everything for our customers: here your lacked potato with a Cola Zero hidden inside.

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BREAKING NEWS:

SAM HYDE CREATED AND SPREAD THE CORONAVIRUS. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

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The memes and you shall not stop them

Ya, 2 months ago
Enjoy your 30k hospital bill, or death

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I baked the /dcg/ thread in mid jan, where we sent our energy to corona Chan. Definitely the memes.

>always ways
what a newfag

first orange corona is from Jan 20
first green corona is from Jan 21
first dark corona is from Jan 21

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Is that accurate Gary?

The virus is deadly and is sure to cause damage on its own, but with the addition of the memes? oh WEW, they shall accelerate this happening so far nothing will be able to stop it

Do people really not understand the concept of exponential growth?

It's been a nothingburger this whole time? Damn i feel hungry now

So the nothing burgers have been replaced by the schizo posters....cool

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Post feet

My grand pa pa told me about when Cholrea-chan came to london. Them were some times.

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>Still remember obviously CCP shills.

>USA total cases 104,256
If Trump doesn't SHUT IT ALL DOWN then you burgers are doomed.

Lmao I missed this guy

reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fqanzn/stay_the_fuck_at_home/

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Blame the “it’s just a flu bro” propaganda. Sounds less scary than niggers bleeding from their eyes

I can't explain it. But it makes my dick feel good.

Ah, the no-stalgia. Thanks fren.

die with your rage, stupid American

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The fuck. That seems hilarious. Where is that from?

you fucked up the quality and I bet you're too dumb to realise it and definitely too fucking retarded to have any idea how to fix it

red head corona chan is better than chink black haired corona chan

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Flying metal coofing tubes remained in operation and nobody self-quarantines.
Money b4 health goyim.

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