/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2639

cringe newfag

Its over for me lads. Coughing up blood now. I'll see you on the other side

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> Corona-chan making chinkoids infertile first before the rest of the world
thank heavens for it then

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everything is fubar, all of it

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Daily reminder:
NONE CAN CONTAIN US
Not the chinks not gooks or japs and CERTAINLY not mutt creatures

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Oh so close to 600K

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Waiter, are you present? I’m feeling dehydrated and may require a cold Coronah for myself and my fellow anons

I love you, Corona-chan. Take my power!

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600k titties WHEN?

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R0 of 15 on cruise ship
>note it's substantially higher than what's reported from China
>Don't consider possibility that China lied
Even if it's a fraction of that in normal conditions, that is an insanely virulent disease

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SO , NO HEAD ?

Comfy or Coofy tonight?

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Rolling for Corona to annihilate Israel.

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They are death seeking, they know death awaits them at home so why not die where there is pleasure.

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First it was the Russia hoax. Then it was the Kavanaugh hoax. Then it was the Ukraine hoax.

Now it's the Coronavirus hoax.

Why should I not see this for anything other than a partisan Democrat hit job?

Coronachan is the only one in the bunch that looks like she means business.

Good job with the recolouring

>because I thought that it was this week.
Nope. You have to yet the peak of the curve in New York and it hasnt even started yet in other of your cities

so chloroquine works both as increasing pH and zinc absorption? which is better?

pls respond

ADIOS AMIGO

Relax.. coughing blood isn't a symptom mate

You probably have lung cancer

Do not lie, Juan, that blood came out of your dick after too much coom. Improve yourself.

That's not a sign of corona-chan spic-bro-chan go to the fucking doctor m8

F
go to a hospital? i feel treatment is at least worth a shot?

POST YOUR BEST CORONAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND THAT IS MY BENIS : D

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Stop picking your face

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thanks

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oh forget best part
>R0 still not close to 1 even after quarantine

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Best of luck, fren.

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CORONA CHAN LET ME PUMP YOU FULL OF COOM RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWW

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are you cute? can we do it before you die? I don't want to die a virgin

>isolation and quarantine lowered the R0 1.78
What the fuck. That's still above 1.

Sleep tight, Mexibro.

>Relax.. coughing blood isn't a symptom mate
it is a symptorino.

This is just another attempt by Pelosi, Schumer and the Fake News to bring down Trump's ratings in an election year. They're only doing this because their impeachment sham backfired spectacularly on them.

China eats aborted babies
washingtontimes.com/news/2014/dec/31/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

>South Korea seized thousands of pills filled with powdered baby flesh
>Chinese doctors practice eating aborted fetuses and keeping them in fridges
>Still births and other aborted fetuses are placed in medical drying microwaves
>In Guangdong the demand is so high people walk into hospitals to buy fetus body parts directly
>Its believed that eating human flesh is an art form
>Doctors in Shenzhen (a modern tier 1 city) eat fetuses after abortions
>Undercover investigators went to verify the Shenzhen claims and asked a female doctor at a Women and Childrens Heath Center for a fetus, she replied that they were out of stock, to come back later. When they returned later, the doctor offered 10 fetuses for free
>Another hospital in Shenzhen said they were in short supply and prices could jump from $10 to $20
>A different clinic in Shenzhen had a doctor offer a full term fetus claiming it had the best healing ingredients
>It is part of traditional Chinese culture to ingest firstborns, aborted fetuses, and placentas
>Its also common in other cannibalistic cultures
>Eating placenta increases sperm and blood supply

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Describe your other symptoms fren?

These last few days have been very comfy, anyone else agree?

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How is it increasing so fast if so many people are on lockdown? Are they just not staying inside?

Fucking peru kek

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mamma mia, that looks bad.

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You guys don't understand.
This virus is fucking bullshit to western governments become totalirists!
How come people think it's normal forced lockdowns and arresting people for go outside?
In a few months i hope you guys enjoy living in a dictatorship

Chinas draconian quarantine measures only lowered the R0 to 3 according to some estimates done at the time. yet we are to believe this can be contained and was contained in China.

There's a madlad out there that made these. and is selling the large versions.
Is there anyone that happened to be insane enough to buy them from behind the paywall?

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GIB CORONA

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Plague-chan is my personal favourite tbqh.
And i still love Ebola-chan too.

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Most people doing cruises are in groups.

Gotta make her preggers at 600k

thats fucking terrifying but also people break quarantine and aren't know for sanitation. additionally, every cruise is a petri dish and hot bed for all disease because of the size, recirculated air and close proximity to others

1million infected by tuesday. Chinese lies are about to fuck them hard, like real hard.

>I'll see you on the other side
Stay on your side of the wall, Pedro.

jesus fucking christ

hospitals can't even protect their people. nobody is prepared, trained, or equipped for this.

I'd buy that but, where's the back?

It's matured
It's now 2 weeks later after wait 2 more weeks

Hello

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absolutely shit tier taste

This is the Democrat Party Virus.

I'd pour one out for you now but I have to save this wine for future tragedies. I hope you make it.

>Italy
Isn't it USA now? Coronachan's best friend?

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Yup

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not even close. preggers maybe 50 million, til then hips ass and different poses

So that happened to me 2 days ago. I think I had a bloody nose in the upper part of my nose that just leaked internally.

Chinese lies have fucked everyone m8

>Are they just not staying inside?
This, I still see people posting "can I go outside?", "Why are the gyms closed?", people don't get what STAY INSIDE means, iirc i think it was Brazil some lady got taken by police for abusing the walking your dog only rule to exercise. People are idiots dude.

prove this didn't come from your butt

>where's the back?
right here.
I'm literally too broke to buy the full version or I'd be posting that instead.
that and I could at long last order my CoronaChan body pillow.
though honestly this version isn't my favorite corona.

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Got on furlough at work today, whats the difference between that and just being laid off

>quarantine in Diamond princess only lowered R0 to 1.8 (needs to be below 1 to matter)
>lockdown in wuhan was estimated to lower R0 to 3
>lockdowns are a joke, no one stays home
>every business says it is "essential" and has some flimsy justification
>no one washes packages, doorknobs, etc.
>long incubation time means current infected were actually infected weeks ago

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i'd do it, if i weren't suck a fucking poorfag
here's hoping for a Corona-chan figurine for future hotglue webms

India hits 900 confirmed cases:-

901 Cases
22 Deaths
79 Recovered

>tfw had cough the last two days
>this morning I can hear myself breath if I take deep breaths because there’s fluid in my throat and lungs
Is it over for me?

Actually, yes. I feel really stressed and stimulated

going to call bs on that recovery rate

Dictatorship is the only way.
Western countries including Brazil became such shitholes exactly because
>muh jewmocracy
>muh nigger rights
>muh women rights
>muh faggot rights
If you believe in jewmocracy meme you don't belong here, you belong to plebbit.

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My relative in herdland was just rushed to a hospital. Not tested yet but they are assuming she got it. With how infectious this is, all of my relatives in the UK probably got it now. They live in an apartment building that they all occupy themselves and I know they meet each other almost daily.

Hey is it true the queen is infected?

I know, China will be lucky to be split in to a dozen new nations before this is all over.

>hotglue webms
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

This is so blockheaded I believe an actual epidemiologist said it
>believing WHO
>muh CNBC tier economic knowledge masquerading as health expertise
>muh "the next pandemic" some fucking flu no one who isn't a medical research cares about

It's reassuring really, and simultaneously frightening because it means this person doesn't really have a clue what the hell is going on.

It's been comfy since January.

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Total nothing burger in India. Poo genetics will survive the virus, my friend

I know you mutts would only be happy with this if it was specifically stated that a nigger did the act

CHINESE DEATH SQUADS

youtu.be/3zbWLMvd_48

>she isn't grabbing the bedsheets
>biohazard tat
That's a no for me sadly

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got the shits?
sore throat?
on & off fever?
loss of smell & taste?

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>>no one washes packages, doorknobs, etc.
Thats your own retarded fault. If you haven’t been washing packages since January you have been fucking up.

nah needs to grow a bush and or a dick

So is anyone collecting all these coronachans?

We have a very young population on average and a shit tonne of Chloroquine

Everyone always forgets Zika Chan

What do you think Pelosi's asshole smell like?

No user, I cant keep up nofap for so long. Let it be a nice round number, 1 million

What website/store does that come from?

make the edit phaggot

Do you love Hanta-chan too, /cvg/?

Nuclear countries don't get invaded
It's either total nuclear annihilation or literally nothing

multiple anons

Coughing blood is one of the final symptoms dude

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Ok schlomo

It's it made in China with the virus included as a bonus?

Shut the fuck up you larping mutt faggot

I had that in January

furlough comes with the illusion that they'll have you back in a month or so

its a shame really.
She could be so much better.
don't remember, I can find you the link if you really want though.
>inb4 the madlad actually does it.

based poo's beating people on the street with sticks lmao. best enforcement I've seen, better than Brazil's desu lol.

Boyos boyos BOYOS listen , it took 36 hours for the count to reach from 400k to 500k and now it's been a bit more than 36 hours and the count still hasn't reached 600k . We have reached the peak boys , its gonna only go down now

>she will never sit on your face or choke you out with her thighs

THIS

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Good taste

Currently on the toilet and slightly irritated throat, but taste and smell are fine. No fever either

These are rookie numbers.

Where is Hantavirus-chan user?

Nice proxy jude.

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WHERE IS HANTA-CHAN CHINAAAAAAAAAA

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user most people are still ordering pizza and paying in cash

I tried to take preventative measures but my father insists it's "just a flu" to this day.

That is closer to a serious lung infection, which means it is either late stage corona comorbidity, or you need to go to a doctor.

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Based taste. I wonder who's gonna be the daddy, maybe sweet Ebola-chan

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You forget the people are starting to riot because they want to go to work. What happens when there is no work because the CCP lied and forced their customers to shut it all down?

This and pic related are my favorite coronachan

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Hot

He’s right though.

Louisiana is ridiculous. The bar exam this summer is still going to be administered in Lil' Wuhan, aka New Orleans, as if this shit is going to be over with by July, and like 500 people can gather together in a room for a week, and everything will fucking be fine.

This, I need more of Plague chan

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I love you frens

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Tianamen Square 2

Make a general on indiachan Yas Forums please

I doubt Corona-chan might overtake Plague-chan's record of 200+ million dead, at least not in the first wave, but hey, our gal is ambitious so who knows right anons?

Oy vey. Я aмepикaнeц, cёкa.

hows the recovery

maybe a different strain got to you
call someone

What the fuck is this thing bro? I have not seen that mentioned on the jewtube at all. If people around here knew you start coughing up blood and shit maybe they would respect the quarantine more.

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can confirm people in brooklyn are just hanging out in the parks like absolute retards. we’re so doomed.

Why are you poos even here?

Care to share?

something special has to happen at 1 mill right anons?
then another special at ten mill?

Are there enough bullets? And what after? Like I said, be lucky if its 12 new nations. Lots of Rightful Child Emperors about to spring up out of nowhere.

You have way more for that death rate

You'd be close to 6000

For how long fren?

Maybe after death user

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hey thanks

fucking kek, that is one of the best indeed.
desperate pepes are funny

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