I've just found this

You can blow magic bubbles out of it

That's a space peanut

Looks like OPs fleshlight.

rub it 5 times and throw it against the head of a nigger, you will be granted 3 wishes.

ancient pygmy wankstone

Its a 2000 year old chink noodle dick caveman nigger fleshlight, disgusting user throw it away

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Checked

If you ejaculate through the hole you can gain +9000 internet points.

Can confirm, did it and a genie flew over my house. Do it OP

Why are your thumbnails so weird looking?

Shove it up ur ass

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I'm a little rusty on my geology. Seems to be sedimentary in nature.

Very old, indeed. As for it's power, I suppose you could throw it at someone and give them an enraging little knock on the head.

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Wrong board, newfag

No, stoneage people use to fuck smooth rocks instead of bars of soap with holes in them

Stop chewing your nails you degenerate.

I know I shot those things but where were they, Halo? That Alien game? Fuck it was Doom wasn't it?

/x/ here. Stones with holes in them are used to ward against the evil eye

I crush your head, crush, crush.

>whats the mystical/spiritual power of this stone?

Stripping arrow shaft or a fishing net weight

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Supposedly you can see into the fairy realm with it. I haven't found a fairy with mine yet tho :/

>whats the mystical/spiritual power of this stone?
the fact that your entire dick can fit through the hole

That is a stone of faggotry. Ancient faggots would put piece of leather through the hole and then wear it as a necklace. They would tell other assorted retards and faggots how it made them feel connected to mother earth. Retails for about $39.95.

It has connections to the other world. Keep onto that user

Bump for interest. Any backstory to this rock?

See my post

Basically people would get high and then look through the hole and see spirits or sm.

Holy shit. It could be some kind of filter if you look through it

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YOU can whack off with the tiny hole out back in the woodshed. Just you.

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Yeah it’s a very special stone. I hope user ignores the atheistic retards on his post

most nazis can easily fuck it with room to spare

Behold the libertarian

The cringe

put your dick in it and find out

It's a chunk of limestone

It looks like prehistoric man's first attempt at a finger box.

Magic isn't real, and it is likely you have an undiagnosed mental illness

Read the Havamal

It looks like a piece of ligma

Put it in your butt

Should be around 76 spiritual power. Gather a few more low level stones and you could cast bones to peaches.

What's ligma?

The hole was made by a slow drip of water over many many years. They are not magic but represent slow change and steadfastness. I think it’s lovely.

Ligma balls

Hole fuck do you have any idea what you have? That's an original prop from star wars dude, check this out. Watch closely

youtu.be/6-HUgzYPm9g

Hag stone.

The hole must be natural and have been caused by erosion by river water, with human involvement completely absent from the process.

Of course it's the Nazi flag that finds a dumb rock and asks what magical powers it has. This is why you dumb fucks lost the war too, too busy filling your brains with shit instead of building a nuke first.

>ligma balls
Nuuuu!

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Correct. It's a witches stone. Lucky find user

You’re supposed to put your dick through it

DELETE THIS THREAD

Looks like an ancient fingerbox, nice find.