Lmao you pathetic, pumpkin spiced latte sipping poofs from Melbourne never fail to make me laugh with your diversity hires and letting people from the epicenter of Coronavirus directly into your cities.
Face it, Tradies and Bogans are infinitely more successful and happy than any chink from a city will ever be especially when you don't have a gun during the apocalypse. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>there are simp beta cucks who pay for sex and cant get it for free IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
justify yourselves
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Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
Michael Phillips
Imagine being so butt hurt that you post the same thing in every thread
Camden Ward
Any real Australian has multiple shazzas sending him messages at any one time, if this is not you then i have bad news Seppo.
Brody Wright
i got 4 sluzzas on the go atm, fuck each of them every week and 1 of them multiple times a week. even double dip some nights
Daniel Young
Threadly Guide How to Spot Reddit soyboys:
>simp >le >insufferable >bros >cretin >virgin >durmpf >giving a shit about /ptg/ >thinking aus/pol/ should "have its own voice" while shilling leftism >landlord hate >communist sentiments or apologism >inability to cope with bikinis
smh tbh, should just tell them go back to reddit like the soynigger cucks they are fam
btw don't tell Jannie but any of the words that just bypassed the word filter just now, well you can copy and paste those words and bypass the word filters too.
Jannies so dumb, doesn't know what unicode is kek
Landon Lee
Based fuck the other OP Yea the dude was pretty fucking annoying after a while, shits stale when you post it 80 times
lads why does reddit spacing piss me off even when i am the one who did it?
Joseph Garcia
someones triggered over seeing a few words on the screen
calm down cunt, you need to relax aye. maybe you need a root, to bad you have to pay for it HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH fucking simp virgin
Alexander Ward
THREADLY REMINDER: >Days since patient zero in Australia (25th January): 64 days >Deaths by COVID-19: 13 (8 male, 5 female) >Average age at death of infected: 76 years for men, 84 years for women >Deaths per day: 0.2 >Average number of deaths per day in Australia (by normal causes): 480 >Normal deaths since patient zero: 30,720 >COVID-19 as % of all Australian deaths since patient zero: 0.04% >Policy package announced by Liberals: cancellation of parliament, martial law >Stimulus package announced by Liberals: $189 billion >Bail-in per dead boomer: $14.54B/b Status: nothing burger / excuse to roll in Big Brother
Noah Long
kek
Justin Lewis
USA Prepares Show (AUDIO Commercial Free) Friday 3/27/20: Vincent Finelli -Corona Panic youtu.be/Ybg0VTgDGRU Regular caller Robert at 01:11:56 Well the Ukrainian neo-nazis went to Hong Kong and in the on the internet what they call it is a Jew pill they do pill the Hong Kong ease and so basically the people who set above the commies Communist China party the Chinese Communist Party are a bunch of Jewish bankers basically the same people Hitler thought and when they went over there and they did that they gave him this information well that information travelled up into China apparently and part of this is all a day and then apparently he thinks that Israel because Israel already has a vaccine they already have all this stuff around the coronavirus and they're also not signatures to the biological weapons convention that they released that virus and then used the Communist Party to crack down on those people who were discovering the truth about the bankers who set above the communist party and actually are the ones who caused that that country to be destroyed by communists and he sees he thinks that's what it is people were actually finding out about these bankers and stuff like that and they had to crack down on that that's his theory it's amazing what's your son what's your what's your theory on it well I don't know Vincent it's just wild that that it could be that complex that that you had the Chinese people waking up to who actually controls their government it's not even Chinese people it's Jewish people and if they wake up to that and revolt against it like the hong kong 'yes we're doing then you know they could lose the country so this was a response i guess to the chinese waking up and starting to resist
Fuck this quarantine shit cunts, you cunts see what is happening in victoria? military is coming in to close >local borders meaning connections between towns. That is fucking martial law is it not??? So much for a free Australia, when is the time to go full mad max and start the apocalypse raids? I am guessing we need to overwhelm our pathetic military first which should be easy, Whole Australian military has 230k guns, Country bogans in Victoria alone have 700k guns.
I think we will peak in the next 2 or so weeks and it go down from there.
Alexander Jenkins
Brah i dont think its an actual lockdown unless you're in 14 day isolation.
Tyler Fisher
Taking break times to go outside and get away from the screen is so important - and this bit of advice is for everyone. You will actually hurt yourself psychologically if you don't - especially now that team sports are all cancelled for the year as well. If you can, I strongly recommend finding some place you can go and be on your own with God, surrounded by His beautiful creation. It's even better if there's a stream nearby to paddle your feet in.
If you're really quiet at these times, you might hear a sweet singing running in your mind: a song that seems to come like a pale light behind a grey rain-curtain, and growing stronger to turn the veil all to glass and silver, until at last it is rolled back, and a far green country opens up before you under a swift sunrise.
Ive had no money for the past fortnight so Ive stayed in the house for the past week and a bit so it feels like lockdown
Aiden Butler
i'm going to get beer soon. I got smokes yesterday. still plenty of people out walking around and shit. people at coles buying up all the stuff
Isaac Anderson
>If you're really quiet at these times, you might hear a sweet singing running in your mind: a song that seems to come like a pale light behind a grey rain-curtain, and growing stronger to turn the veil all to glass and silver, until at last it is rolled back, and a far green country opens up before you under a swift sunrise. Thanks user
Henceforth, I declare, that forevermore, the Social Distance, which is precisely one and a half metres (or two cubits), shall now be held as the official standard in which Yas Forums measures height, length and area. Fractions of the aforementioned unit shall be the new millimeters (and beyond) while multiples will be the new kilometres (and so forth). Exempli Gratia: “My height is just over 1 1/5 of a social distance.” and “The new sportsball field will be 3173 Square Social Distances (70 SD x 45 1/3 SD) and will be open next week! (when rounded to the nearest whole number)” Soon we shall ‘rule’ the world!
Jannies mad about this thread existing but he also knows that deleting it will trigger the autistic sperg known as Jannie poster, he controls the shitposting bots that make Jannies life hard.
Caleb Kelly
Jannie why are you such a glow in the dark poo stabbing faggot? Just leave aus/pol/ alone, if your version was good then the real aus/pol/ would get no replies but look how things turned out hey?.... Oh you mad huh?
