Brit/pol/ - Big Brekkie Edition

Epic joke

As-salāmu ʿalaykum, Mahmoud

Thank you

Classically Handsome

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youtu.be/yTKBbKN4F8M

Can't compete with Bavarian Übermensch, Bong

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>Eddie come back!
>You can blame it all on me!
>Cause I was wrong,
>and I just can't live without you

youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

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a little tipple of wine anyone?

2020 has been a fucking nightmare.

Haven't seen canceranon for a while, hope the lad is alright.

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Of course

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Found a picture of OP.

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PARRY! - Boris-san is now Infected!

Lmao you love this image

Good isn't it

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We are all going to have hair like that after this blows over.

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I shared a house with someone who looked like that.we called him metal Hague. He talked to this bird in a club and she slapped him

Think I might try and bring the mullet back into fashion.
Pic unrelated

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Was it you?

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What does black pudding taste like?

2 weeks away from a fucking ponytail here, could try a self cut but I'd fuck it up terribly.

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What’s the story behind the image or is it a big mystery?

I don’t think so

Pudding

ask your wife

Very iron rich sausage with a metallic tinge to it.

Watch this video and give it a try, also nice pic lol

youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

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You said that because he posted food, didn't you?

Black pudding is the best thing on that plate

any indoor anyway frens

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Dunno if that looks worse than a pony tail tbqh.
My my how did you guess.

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Because I'm here because he posted food.

I spent 10 months as an exile in 2017
Didn’t commit any crimes in my life and got a years sentence worse than some reet scumbags (not court ordered just couldn’t get a job or friends or owt)
It’s difficult to get over the sort of hatred and alienation for and from other people that generates

I feel you. after a long time I was finally ready to go and live life, started having interviews and boom corona happens

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Fucks sake lads just realised I've not had fruit in fucking weeks, I'd right hook an orphan for a pink lady apple right now

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They are turning sports stadiums into camps for the coofers!

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Why do your hotdogs look like actual dicks

Those 'hotdogs' do look like lil yank dicks don't they? Being skinless and all.

Meteors in april
Cyclic solar event, many such cases

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Boy am I glad to be white.

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No, those hotdogs are clearly uncircumcized.

The virus came from a comet

youtu.be/2t-N4tvhQME?t=19
try to keep it that way

>mutts law

Only if she administers my lethal injection in a nurse's uniform.

Bloody hell, the bloke who narrated that video was worse than Ash.
>is not in keeping with the liberal and tolerant values of this country
Hope he coofs.

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London wasn't even white in 2000.
The City of London hasn't been white in like a century.

>**FUCK THE COUNCIL**

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Just go to the shops, but only if it's compliant with your state mandated Boriswalk

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>LET'S FUCK THE ECONOMY AND GRIND SOCIETY TO A SCREECHING HALT AND PUT COUNTLESS PEOPLE INO FINANCIAL DOUBT OR RUIN BECAUSE A FEW BOOMERS AND FAT CUNTS MIGHT DIE FROM THE FLU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Stay safe lads

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muh egonomy

Could walk to the 24hour petrol station but can't be fucked, looks like a long wait til 9am