TRUMP BUX

these

buying the dip

hookers n blow

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MTB bike

so gets this,
2018 - $68k
2019 - $142k
so I don't get shit, BUT,
if I make less than whatever the neetbux rate is this year, which is likely, I get to write the $1200 off my 2020 taxes
so I have that going for me

Paying off the rest of last year's property tax. Maybe some building supplies to fix up my house.

Could someone please answer me, do people on SSI that are not claimed as a dependent eligible or not?

need a car to fuck roasties, thanks trump!

I'm a NEET, and I'm spending my bux on weed, vidya, and porn. I might even get a VR headset and try the VR porn.

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Need a truck got a trailer last summer, plan on camping a lot this summer.

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why wouldn't you be? You still filed taxes, right?

You can file taxes right now and get Trumpbux.

Get me a good pc so life can feel a lil bit less gloomy bro

do i need to pay back my trump bux

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Can i have some trump bux plz?

if you really want to. I'm sure Trump will say thank you.

sure you can have mine! Oh wait,...

"Those who receive Social Security retirement or disability benefits but earn too little to have to file returns, will also receive stimulus checks, based on the information sent to the IRS on 2019 forms SSA-1099 and RRB-1099 ."

>2019 forms SSA-1099 and RRB-1099 ."

Does that mean that people with SSI qualify? I don't understand this part.

A rope and some dxm

What's this about getting 600 bucks a week if you're unemployed?

Wait fuck! I have to pay rent :/

I'm going to buy a whore and bury the rest in my backyard

Closing costs on my home next year...

I'm voting for Biden because of this

You get the percentage of your wages you'd normally receive from unemployment then add 600 on top of it per week.

Ammo, armor, optics, flour berries, electric mill, paper towels, and some hookers n blow

Sadly, using it to pay taxes

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tiddy mouse pad

nice

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if you made over $75k last year on SSI I will rope you myself

nothing because self employed so fuck me...

I’m going to buy a nice video editing laptop so I can make stupid ass montages and memes and mashups ded srs.

Not a NEET. Filed taxes. Parents still claimed me as a dependent. I get nothing. They get nothing. Just straight up fucked.

So are you saying that, if a person makes less then $75k in SSI, they qualify?

Self employed individuals are eligible for unemployment as well because of the bill. Also, even though you're self employed if you filed taxes you should still get your check.

Saving it, because we've allowed hysteria to annihilate our economy, and it might keep me from sleeping outside and eating leaves for another month or two.

>As of right now, social security benefit recipients and social security disability, as well as supplemental social security recipients, are entitled to the stimulus payment,” financial expert Scott Braddock said.
google says yes

Right, because they're just going to take it on faith that you worked. Look retard, we paid into the government with taxes, we're getting part of what we gave them back to us.

Do I need to explain the mess that would ensue of people just saying "Oh yeah he worked for me." just to give 1200 to people even if they didn't work because it's all being taken on faith?

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If they claimed you as a dependent they will get an additional 500.

Patrician purchase

Oh cool, I get trump bux then. Thanks wagies for your sacrifice

Nothing, because of child support.

nbcnews.com/politics/congress/stimulus-check-won-t-be-mail-americans-who-owe-child-n1170596

Lol, I just filed $1 in taxes today, so I will be swimming in Trumpbux in about a week or so. Lololololol Yas Forums BTFO!

When's this coming into effect?

I see, thank you for giving me a answer user. I had been asking about this for around 5 hours straight. Thank you so much for giving me a answer.

YES GODAMMIT JUST FILE YOUR 2019 TAXES
or your 2018

I want to buy some gold but don't want to get jewed on sales tax or premium over spot. Where should I look?

might as well buy a gold coin with it, if the economy really is super fucked they will keep printing until hyper inflation happens

Nope. Read the fine print. If you're over 17 (which, god, I hope you are if you're on this site), you get nothing. I woke up today thinking I was getting $1200 in green. Then thought my parents were getting $500. Now realizing it's nothing.

I'm spending it on necessities like food, just as any non-retard would.

You're all spending your Plaguebux to buy land with me and building your very own homestead. Four weeks from now you will be far from home, standing in a spring meadow, surrounded by a pile of lumber. A few feet away from you a generator will be roaring with sound charging the battery bank for your power tools. You will be clumsily measuring lumber cuts, and screwing the boards together into walls for your bedroom. The 3G signal of the rural internet signal will inform you of hundreds of thousands of dead across the country. But you will be safe. Safe in the fresh country air far from the urbanite coofers and boomers. This future is only 28 days away. Are you ready for it?

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Gonna buy an onlyfans account to a few streamers

It was signed into law today, so afaik it should be on the next disbursement.

Intradesting. How much are closing costs for a house?

Thank you for giving me a answer user. I really appreciate it.

Oh lame. sorry senpai

you will always get charged over spot, it's higher now due to all the panic so either wait until shit calms down or take the hit if your actually afraid of a monetary reset

I'm interested in this too. All the 10oz and less is gone online but they still would rape you way over spot

Nope. Just filed $1 in taxes today, WILL be receiving TrumpBux. You and your parents can suck it.

Now. Checks in two weeks.

did the 600 a week unemployment thing pass? can you get it as a self-employed person, like clean offices/houses but no business because of corona?

If it gets to that point, I'll just shoot myself. Watch a video from Syria one day, or Ciudad Juarez. That's what post-collapse streets will be like, for a decade at least, and 30-40% unemployment (these are real numbers) is going to take us there. I'm not going to live in that.

new desk chair
visit the dentist
healthy groceries
clothes
i'm a neet but not on gibs

Buddy I know you're excited, but you might wanna read the full context of the conversation. I was talking about people being claimed as dependents. Are you claimed as dependent?

I was on SSI for myself for a while. I know what a shitshow that is to go through. Good luck user.

It goes off 2018 taxes dickfuck. It's 2020, you filed for 2019.

i saw some article talking about self-employed/gig economy people would get it so you should be able to

If you paid into unemployment yes

1 dollar tax file chads get in here!!!!!!

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Gay

I'll spend it on- oh wait.. nevermind. :(

Status: Done goofed

>hey man you get semi legal weed. the majority of us still don't have that.

It's either. If you filed 2019 already, they use that. If not they use 2018.

won't be like that here, will be like the depression and everybody will get New deal 2.0 job building infrastructure or some shit
> Works Progress Administration (WPA) to provide jobs for unemployed people. WPA projects weren’t allowed to compete with private industry, so they focused on building things like post offices, bridges, schools, highways and parks.

Hey I filed 10 bucks
If your parents get nothing because they earn too much you've already got nothing to worry about you entitled fuck. This bill is to bail out poor people (and hopefully give people a taste of the NEET life and UBI).

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