THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND

Drink more to compensate.

this is bullshit but i believe it

Where’s the fucking proof.

Yeah. Like 20 liters per diem? I dont think so. Better get a prescription.

I just drank a fifth of Hendricks

post proof faggot.

Why would someone's cock being inhibited cause them to die from rona?

Based and fizzpilled.

what? i thought it was flat ginger ale!!!!

Any NSAID that lowers your fever when you’re sick will prolong the illness and cause greater viral spread than you would have had otherwise.

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK IS THIS REAL

Not sure if quinine is going to have the same mechanism of active as chloroquine

you need the gin, it's a synergistic reaction

protip: it isnt
shill

Pussy.

This is the function of ibuprofen. It blocks prostaglandin. Its a non-selective cyclooxygenase pathway inhibitor. Cox-1 and cox-2. Acetaminophen is only a cox-2 inhibitor. No problems with acetaminophen but complications with ibuprofen are highly suspected.

wrong, the cure is a bit more natural

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>I think ibuprofen is an understatement.
he doesnt know about agenda 21

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Can you overdose on tonic water? A friend of mine ate some aquarium cleaner and I suspect he got sick because he overdosed. I just don't want to get sick.

thanks satan

noooo alex

no wonder the germans have a high recovery rate

Based and selective cox-2 inhibitor pilled.

You fuckers stop this shit. This is why I had to go to 4 stores today to buy my tonic water for my Bombay Sapphire gin and tonic. The club fucking soda is right next to the tonic water and completely full but the tonic water and even the fucking diet tonic water was empty.

TONIC IS QUININE
>solyent is people

True. A low grade fever you should probably not treat and just let it run its course. A lot of people that these medications for pain and musculoskeletal issues too however, so we cannot assume all cases take these medications for the symptoms of a virus.

No. It's not.

Then wtf is it?
Cryptic fuck.

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something something cytokine storm with ibuprofen ibuprofen
also, don't into tylenol too hard if you drink alcohol, otherwise you died

I know. I got double devil trips in one thread. Whatever happened to trips of truth? You all pb & jealous?

Pack it up, doesn’t work

Takes 2 seconds to google this shit, why is everyone a retard here

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Yes based alcohol bro. Tylenol is hard on liver if you drink. Be safe frens.

Thank you sir. A voice of reason in this thread of faggots.

one time I was stoned out of my mind and to be an ass at a whataburger drive thru I asked for diet water. they gave me tonic water, I drank it like 6 years ago, am I safe now?

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What about mega dosing on Vitamin C and L-Lysine? I found the combo to be very effective at shortening the duration of my colds and greatly suppressing the symptoms. Would it help in the same way for Rona vics?

Add gin to go full British army

Still an ass after all these years. Never change.

if Canada Dry cures Coronavirus, how come there's coronavirus cases in Canada?

D3 as a preventative, if you get the Shanghai Shivers, load up on VitC and Zinc

That'd be a dumb thing to do. You'd have more people drinking fishbowl cleaner.

ginger ale fags get the rope first

>m.

Covid 19 is fake. Viruses are means of body repairing damage. Virus cant transmit between species unless you inject it, hence vaccine.

BUT AM I SAFE?!?

tonic water is quinine
quinine is medicinal even in low doses.
goes great with gin

>Takes 2 seconds to google this shit, why is everyone a retard here

This retard actually believes the fake news websites LOL

I beat corona :) at home

to be honest, I bought 4x 2 liters of tonic water, with quinine, and been drinking idk, down to my last bottle.

been feeling sick for a month, kind of, but not really, aka, I think I had it and beat it and it was no big deal.

was only 1 small stretch, a really bad 5 hour window during middle of 1 of the nights, woke up coughing, thinking I was going to die, fever, sweats, but it was gone when I woke back up.

I havnt been able to smell anything for a month tho, and skin has always felt a little warm and nose membranes been swollen aka hard to breath.

but, u might think that sounds bad, but its not, and at this point I think im a lot better than all that.

so yeah.....drink quinine faggots.....

oh, and also been eating:
monolaurin
calcium magnesium zinc
emergen-c
coloidial silver
vitamin d
aged garlic extract
elderflower
wild Alaskan salmon oil, complete omega
dark chocolate
green tea
apple cider vinegar

SO YEAH.....it could be the quinine water.....

or..... any of that.....

or....

none of that

or just a mild case

or

my immune system lol....

but hay, I did have the flu 3 times in December so I know for sure whatever ive had for this last month is probably been corona lol.

Buy the club soda and fish bowl cleaner Mix equal parts gin top with lime wedge. Relax and take the cure.

How much D3 a day? 5000 too much?

lol good luck ended up like fish tank boy. never trust a non FDA certified treatment

something something kys

there's a recommended max IU dosage for it and that ain't it. Do your own research, and factor in how much full upper body shirtless sunlight you get and your latitude

any official statement on this.

i knew this a fortnight ago. i told the guy at work about it,

you can get quinine in 400mg dose capusules, but approach with warning.

to much can cause blurred vision and potential blindness.

5000iu is barely enough. Thats a normal daily dose. Take after fatty meal or in liposomal form.

Stop trying to kill people.

haha
>drinks a bottle tonic
>dies
than k you fda user now iwont risk drinkin carbonated wa wa

5000 is fine, been taking that + im out in florida sun working all day.

depends how much sun u get tho, its the best vitamin d, so if u get no sun that's a fine amount, wouldn't go higher or take it for too long. if u get a lot of sun, u don't need to take any really.

altho vitamin d can be bad if u don't have like vitamin k and a or some shit or are black idk anyhow, don't take too much or more than that probably.

I think its only deadly at like 20,000-50,000 for a while.

aids

Thanks.

go drink the fish tank cleaner fag

quinine is the same shit in chloroquine or whatever. antimalaria shit.

>400yrs of an infusion of Peruvian tree bark into one of the most classical of drinks
>not safe
>extract used to make malaria drug in use since 1944
get fucked, shit is just as safe as eating a raw onion a day. Which I did for a month, and was delicious with mustard. Only stopped because I stopped buying so many onions.

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There are evidently different strains/types of Corona virus. Some are fairly mild, some deadly. You may have gotten a mild strain.

>Only stopped because I stopped buying so many onions.
Go to the farmers market maybe $20/bushel

gin and tonic drinkers will rebuild society while the worms consume your corpse

I was buying a 5lb bag of onions every week.
It wasn't expense. It was just not a habit I felt like continuing. Eating about 2.5lbs of onions a week now, 1/3rd raw.

tfw i never take anything for inflammation.

Oh hey, Melissa Malamut says it doesn't work, case closed, end of story

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_and_tonic
History
The cocktail was introduced by the army of the British East India Company in India. In India and other tropical regions, malaria was a persistent problem. In the 1700s Scottish doctor George Cleghorn studied how quinine, a traditional cure for malaria,could be used to prevent the disease.The quinine was drunk in tonic water, however the bitter taste was unpleasant.[15] British officers in India in the early 19th century took to adding a mixture of water, sugar, lime and gin to the quinine in order to make the drink more palatable, thus gin and tonic was born.Soldiers in India were already given a gin ration, and the sweet concoction made sense.Since it is no longer used as an antimalarial, tonic water today contains much less quinine, is usually sweetened, and is consequently much less bitter.

Gin and tonic is a popular cocktail during the summer. A 2004 study found that after 12 hours, "considerable quantities (500 to 1,000 ml) of tonic water may, for a short period of time, lead to quinine plasma levels at the lower limit of therapeutic efficacy and may, in fact, cause transitory suppression of parasites". This method of consumption of quinine was impractical for malaria prophylaxis, as the amount of drug needed "can not be maintained with even large amounts of tonic". The authors conclude that it is not an effective form of treatment for malaria.

James Burke, Connections2, Episode 14 Bright Ideas
youtube.com/watch?v=0yLa_IrAj-o
"Bright Ideas" – gin and tonic was invented to combat malaria in British colonies like Java, which leads us to Geneva, where cleanliness is an obsession. Here, tonic water was sealed with a disposable bottle cap, and razors became disposable, leading us to Huntsman's steel, invaluable for making clock springs...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connections_(TV_series)