NEETs BTFO - 18-24 year olds DON'T get Trumpbux
why the fuck would high schoolers be eligible
fuck off
filed under No One Gives A Shit
>mfw mommy claimed her little failure as a dependent and he is ineligible for Trumpbux
Does mommy and daddy still get an extra 500 dollars for being a dependent?
Why should they be? business owners should get it.
Who else stocking up on mosquito nets? In about 2 months we'll find out that mosquitoes CAN transmit the virus. M95 shortage will look like a joke.
only if you're under 19 iirc
>go to work goy
>but also we keep all the money ;^)
good thing i'm a 25 year old neet
You can claim dependents up to the age of 26, I believe, if they are still in college. If you are on your parents teet, its ogre
why should (((business owners))) get it? they hog the profits and pretend they have nothing left over?
it should go to landlords and financial institutions, the people who actually hold the line between civility and anarchy
I buy my own food and gas, pay for my education. Fuck Blumpf. I have expenses, too.
Thanks Trump! I knew that American citizenship would come in handy.
Forgot pic like a fool.
>NEET
>Not in Education, Employment or Training
Actually 16 or under.
Trump could have passed ubi by executive order. He could have passed $2000/month. Centrists and conservatives are retarded.
I'm sending mine right back to the IRS. This deficit spending is totally out of control
But yeah, neets btfo. No dependent over 16 will get anything, nor the person claiming them.
You can claim dependents for as long as you like if you are responsible for 50%+ of their care. I claimed my girlfriend/fiancée for three years before we got married.
17*
Yes, but they (parents) wont get any of the stimulus. Nobody over 16 as a dependent gets money.
wrong, 17 and up get nothing.
The article I read said 18 is ineligible, but 17 is. You have to have a direct deposit with the IRS and have filed within the year. Parents get 500 per child.
You don't get paid if you make more than $75.000. In Alaska we all make more than that unless you're a fucking retard.
"That means you do not get $500 for a child above the age of 16, even if they live with you and eat your food and spend your money and sleep in your house."
Rip. Wtf is the Republicans problem?
>don't pay or file taxes
>don't have income
>paid for by parents
their parents are eligible, not the dependent.
Also, the dems could have tried to pass ubi, if they weren’t so corrupt.
I'm gonna need a source on that. Apparently my parents claimed me as a dependent while filing taxes because I still live with them, but I did have an income last year and should qualify.
>tfw 25 year old NEET and not a dependent
FUCK.
To clarify, I'm not a NEET and I paid taxes.
>tfw you take your rightful tendies out of mommy's hide instead
Wait wait wait wait wait. My mom claims my grandmother as a dependent. So instead of the initial $1200, or even $500, she gets nothing?
keep wasting your money retard. There is no evidence of any coronavirus, COVID19 or otherwise, being carried by mosquitoes
I'm in this dude's boat, too. I filed taxes like everyone, but my mom claimed me as a dependent. Claimed my grandmother, too. Did she just fuck us out of $2400?
>tfw i get my unemployment checks, my tax return, and trump bux
Thank god im not a neet
if your grandmother is in diapers, that's $500 for your mom
I wonder if I can get Trumpbux.
To get Federal Assistance for college I have to file my FASFA as if I'm still living with my parents or I can't get assistance.
I file my taxes(W2/1099) as independent because I'm living on my own and have a job.
Will this fuck me over?
My girlfriend is going to get 3 months of pay without working. Im so goddamn jelly.
Why the fuck would high schoolers and college students be eligible for it?
>eligable for the draft
>not eligible for the bux
absolute state of the state at washington, lads
Tell the IRS about your situation, I think they'll be very helpful.
well why the fuck should they get any money? They were apparently doing fine with nothing before, they will do just fine with nothing now.
I am considered an essential employee of the energy sector and in 2018 literally made a few dollars less than 75k so I will be getting the maximum amount of trump bux which I will probably spend on cocaine and hookers.
Not claimed as a dependent, and on SSI, do I get the trumpbux?
>eligible for the draft
>not eligible for the bux
absolute state of the state at washington, lads
no, you cant unless theyre retarded.
you fuck retard chicks?
join the workforce or stfu
Also can't drink alcohol or rent a car. Sucks to be them.
Maybe they should have got a job.
>be me
>work odd jobs since high school to make money
>never make enough to file taxes
>IRS states if you dont meet requirements then you don't have to file
>become roommate with band buddy
>band buddy moves out of state
>get back injury
>have to move in with parents
>parents on social security now because theyre both in their upper 60's and can't get around good
>can't work but become their caretaker
>parents havent filed taxes since being on SS and they havent worked in years
>havent been a dependant since before graduating high school
>Still gettin that scrilla
The treasury and irs will update their websites and inform people how to go about signing up, you dont have to rush to file $0 income taxes just yet if you havent paid taxes or ever like most NEETs. There is no rush, if you have a social security number, youre guaranteed a check, dont listen to anons spouting bullshit about "first come first served" and "finite amount" anons. They have already taken everyone into account, you arent gonna be left out.
sucks to live among unappreciative petty people who support the state at washington in such policy
what about students that have jobs ?
Good thing I turn 25 this year.
Excuse me I'll have the Trumpbux please.
>Do college students get anything?
>Not if anyone claims them as a dependent on a tax return. Usually, students under age 24 are dependents in the eyes of the taxing authorities if a parent pays for at least half of their expenses.
Why the fuck would a dependent high schooler or college student be eligible for their own check? Their parents are going to yank in an extra 500 of of them. That's one of the stupidest whines yet. How long before more kike journalists get laid off?
>he doesnt fuck retards
Bro, what are you, retarded? Ez fucking pooch senpai
awwwww, no shitty ditch weed and video games, shucks
Gen Z will be the tipping point of the collapse. Socialism is disgusting and everybody is getting used to it.
They shouldn’t be eligible if they didn’t file a tax return last year. Fuck em. That’s a hard time of life but they’re at their healthiest and can afford to be without healthcare
well at least college students don't have to worry about getting drafted, right ?
>their
fix your grammar, bitch
their is for plurals
>don't have to pay taxes on it
Bullshit. You have to pay taxes on everything except the actual tax return itself (there's a few cases in which you do pay taxes on your return but those are rare enough I don't remember them because I'm too poor to meet those requirements).
Just send all that money to Israel and tell us to fuck off.
Greedy faggot we could be getting nothing like usual, remember that.
top cuck
would guarantee a dim victory in the election though
But still a victory?
So basically 2016
I filed in 2018 but have a different address now. Do I gotta file my 1099 this year so they can have the new address on file? Fuck man, I was hoping to get by without filing this year
dim for dim-ocrat
people who go to school are not NEET’s
fucking newfags, 2016 really turned this board into shit
Theres a form you fill out with the irs, i think its form 8822, not a big deal homes, just google irs address change and you should find it
wait, i have to apply for trumpbux? Where the fuck do i apply?