/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2636

Holy fuck this is getting bad, I don't look at the thread in a day and it jumps up like 7 thousand deaths and nearly a 100 thousand cases

what the fuck is wrong with redditors?

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>about to heat 600k
>if this is exponential..
thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

why is netherlands doing so shit

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Is alcoholism the corona end game?

LMFAO

> "Big trouble will come from yellow people, many people will die but Russia will cope with this"
I need Bulgarians owning Macedonian dialect to confirm these words of Vanga in video, timecode 31:00
youtu.be/2l1P8pAxMQM?t=1861

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If corona melts your balls, do you turn into a tranny?

Is corona-chan into feminization?

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>if

We ready for the Big Leagues?

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kys

M U T A T I O N

Best be careful, we'll kill a bitch for fucking with Gary

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If it is, I beat the virus to it.

Thanks for the song user I am getting nice and drunk and that really hit the spot

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Greater Depression literally when?

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fuck off, i just want to go out for a pizza again

cool cringe you got there buddy

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How have you been affected by this pandemic user? Are you hanging in there?

Yeah, most MSM and normies don't seem to realize that since there won't be any medicine or treatment for it for some months, it's going to just get worse.
Very fast.

Most people won't be ready for the chock when society falls, when the suicides start, a lot of suicide by cop, it will be crazy.

giv pretty coronachans pls

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is this an accomplished prophecy?

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>"START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!"

He didn't say this. This General is fake news fear mongering.

What Italy doesn't want you to know
They are actually all dying from AIDS, my mate works in a hospital there

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>400 new deaths
Fucking nice haul today boys, good job. What state are you in and how fucked are you?

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Buried 5 different toilet paper crates in the desert and hid the treasure map somewhere safe.

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3 recovered and 546 dead. lethal as fuck

This is worse than the great depression, it's going to make it look like a vacation

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Absolutely based ahahahahahaha

Add this to post user:
Finlands capital Helsinki is now under lockdown. Surrounded by military and police.

global.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202003/27/WS5e7ce399a310128217282530.html

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Gary hold me I'm scared.

I think we're gonna hit up to Beetus level easily for a while and then hopefully dip back down. No way we're taking on Bret 'the hitman' hart at the 25,000 mark.
R-right?

Corona is into everything man, don't you get it?

18 yo zoomer here
this virus is cool
i can stay indoors jack off and watch anime all day
life is good keep them coming and spread them

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newfag detected

Great job, Abe. Glad to see your coronavirus task force and the press are packed in a room like fucking sardines

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>2000 NEW CASES IN JERSEY

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2 weeks

>No 600k yet
Yeah, im thinking its over

fuck you

How many new cases is that today? 100K?

IS HAPPENING?

I'm drinking along with you user, Don't know where this thing is going, but we're along for an interesting ride.

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based GOAT got his own country with a flag and everything?
How can LeFraud even compete?

>gif
goddam boomers

I wouldn't be surprised if there is different strains running around. I bet the new york and the Italy ones are the same, but Netherlands could of gotten a deadlier mutation. that or they're not really reporting cases unless its major.

alabama man here

are people getting desperate and violent in hard hit states yet?
I know in some cities the police just aren't showing up when called
I wanna shoot some crazies god damnit

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They're staying the course... for the herd!

Unironically

AK Governor confirms: "Well, it's not a nothingburger, it's a somethingburger."

That's a direct quote, see 1:09:30. Which one of you got to him?

livestream.com/govdunleavy/events/9060540/videos/203616023

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archive.is/x5Vd4
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243559373395410957

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You dandy fuck!

>y.o.o.l currentyear+5
>hundreds of americans still die of cholera annually

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WE'RE REALLY FUCKED!

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>urge to coof growing

hiii gary!nim your biggest fan.

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Go get an essential job so you'll have extra money on top of the 500 clams your parents are getting, you lazy nigger

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>No way we're taking on Bret 'the hitman' hart at the 25,000 mark.

user, Italy just had almost 1,000 deaths in a day. You're saying you can't imagine America having 5,000 a day? Brazil the same? Russia? UK at 1k/day?
This shit is hitting 20k easily.

Goddammit

>implying i havent been a drunk before this shitshow

bro seriously, we're named after a river not a nigger apehoop player.

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The first of many tasks.

I’ve got you mum

Paki pm has it?!

Daily reminder that the coronavirus does not exist and its a media hoax like sandy hook with crises actors and everything

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>mfw the mine site i work at is now on lock down and no one is permitted to leave
hold me bros

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