I went grocery shopping with my 3 year old today. While we were checking out, a fat, ugly, bald white guy gets in line right behind us hacking and coughing and sending spittle all over me and my daughter. On his head? Yep, a bright red MAGA hat. My 3 year old looked him straight in the eye and asked "have you ever heard of social distancing?" This sent MAGA man into a fit, screaming and yelling and flinging virus-ridden spit everywhere. The manager eventually came over and asked the man to leave and in his rage he threw his only item (a package of extra-small condoms) at my daughter before running out of the store.
>ok fine you want money for your little elite dc nigger concerts?
>appoints trumpists to their board
Jack Cruz
Well well well
another day, another time when Lil Donnie feels threatened by a charismatic and powerful woman, so he feels the need to berate a woman nationally. Just because she would not suck his dick metaphorically, like all the other coward senators did.
He could just not help himself, instead of ending the day with a banger after he signed the defense patriot act, and managed to simulate a semblance of unity across the country, well, lil donnie ended the day by laying a big fat stinky shit on his legacy
Powerful women, making Trump seethe since he entered puberty
>ok trump is doing better but now that thats the case we think it doesnt matter tho
Kevin Martinez
I like to think that after all this bullshit is over, people in Democrat run cities would know better than to reelect the retards who fucked this all up so bad But I know that is wishful thinking
Jaxson Lee
meh. He was down -12 in some polls 2 weeks before election day last time around.
Charles Richardson
Based
Jose Scott
Whoa, its almost like polls are completely random and arbitrary.
>ahhhhhh drumpf is doing well >put out a push poll we have to stop this
Tyler Cook
he dominated that retard
Nolan Watson
Not everyone agrees with my perspective though, as evidenced by this creation courtesy of Chef Hoang Tung and his Hanoi restaurant in Vietnam named Pizza Home. Tung reckons that he’s devised the burgers to boost morale during the lockdown period in the country, but I’ve gotta question if seeing a gross looking burger like this is really going to cheer anyone up, especially when they’re quarantined and fearing for their lives
You have to realize Trump is the incumbent though and should be the clear leader. Not to mention he'll have a terrible ecnomy to answer for
Justin Smith
try to imagine the obama era bailouts. the president gives away an unprecedented amount to corporations. except in this case, it's 3x larger and there's an oversight committee, and the president just outright cuts its balls off.
Gavin Bennett
>My grandaddy registered democrat the day he got here from Ireland. My daddy voted democrat every election, especially when it came to union related jobs. I will keep the tradition.
>gypsy rapist is still here Boy, you must have a lot of free time from your raping and stealing because of this virus
Aiden Gray
guiz...
I was just wondering....
Why would an energetic 73 year old president who founded Space Force and just activated the Guard in three blue states during his re-election year suddenly nationalize a company to make thousands of ventilators everyone agrees are tens of thousands too many, while Boeing uses the biggest aircraft on the planet to distribute their own face shields?
Liberals are retarded, they wouldn't be liberal if they weren't
Dominic Allen
Hillary H. Macy
Lucas Gray
Nice larp rabbi
Ayden Thompson
Good, otherwise embedded whistleblowers will report Trump sending 5 more dollars to one spot than another as an Abuse of Power. And this IG is sure to be Deep State, so they'll just pass complaints along like Atkinson.
I have not had any kind of pants or undergarment on my body since my quarantine started eight days ago. I've jerked off at least six times a day. I used to go for number of orgasms and I'd be able to pump out a dozen in a day on weekends, but now that I have all this free time I find it much more satisfying to work on it for over an hour, dripping precum like a faucet, and then finally release one huge coom. I even did it once just looking at my own dick. I never paid much visual attention to it before but damn, it's a pretty nice dick. I went real slow watching all the details of how the skin moves and tried a couple new finger movements, like massaging the frenulum with the inside of my knuckle where my finger pads bunch together. That was some good shit.
I don't think I'll be able to go back to normal life. I barely remember what jeans feel like. My legs are so sensitive now.
You mean the ones that are always slanted several points to the Dems, yet everyone incredulously refers to EVEN THE FOX NEWS POLL HAS DRUMPF DOWN BIG every single month?
Austin Garcia
>This isnt a war. Yes it is. >And if it was, wouldnt Trump's approval be higher? His approval is at record highs. He has the support of at least 80% of white people.
Stop following me, stop watching me, and stop posting these harassing images of my activities on this website. I get it. You're watching me. Now stop harassing me. If I've upset you enough that you are willing to kill me- you're welcome to try.
Jaxon Rivera
>Incumbents dont win with a bad economy No incumbent has had a bad economy caused by a global pandemic.
Aiden James
i find it strange how porn sites are handing out premium memberships for free and movie rentals are coming out much sooner for profit and yet there's no rush to release music at an earlier date and some artists are even pushing back their releases + tour dates in order to capitalize in hopes this shit blows over soon
>He advocated for circumcision in order to stop masturbation
Self mutilation is the jewish way to win over lust. Simple meditation on presence or God, or keeping your mind busy achieves transmutation without ripping your foreskin off.
Why do parents always act like their kids (if these stories are even true) aren't merely revealing the parents' obsessions? If Nicolle Wallace weren't obsessively bashing Trump to her kid all the time, he wouldn't even think about that.
Caleb Jones
>Businesses are literally shuttered bro Oh, you must live in a liberal shit hole. Nothing is closed here
Nicholas Allen
I am, and they're saying it might last until the summer? Just shoot me now.
>pray to God to not beat your meat Fucking hilarious
Josiah King
Ever since 911, they have them hooked up to the bot A.I. matrix... Welcome to people using computers to manipulate every aspect of the world they want. Isn't this great? California, we've been watching you!
The bots keep telling us the only way for you to stop is totally remove you from existence and that makes sense. Please stop your evil games. You've been warned.
He needs the philly collars. Bad economy, no Trump win
Jack Morris
imagine going to hell hating politcsman for some reason
Jason Harris
I though it was just because Jews began as sandniggers who didnt like having their dick stink in the heat and since no rational adult man would agree to it, decided to make it a religious thing to be done at birth.
Now they keep and sell the foreskins for everything from stem cells to cosmetics for batshit females, thus literally monetizing pounds of gentile flesh.
