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AUS/POL/ - Lunch Line Edition
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Roll Call PART 1 OF 2
>bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs
>gympill
>who adelaide?
>Gas the boomers
>”ITS THE JEWS” pasta
>Gimme a job or ill rope
>ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user
>Bunnings sweeper breaking user
>tinder ROLLer
>who ready for the collapse?
>praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s)
>how do i get an aus/pol/ gf?
>fuck off we’re full webm creator
>Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy
>what’s for dinner?
>wanting job at asio user
>jordies
>serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me)
>the gf/the bf/the daily ride
>Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs
>ausfag in USA
>Desert Lime Shilling Brit.
>tougher gun laws in QLD when?!
>US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map
>Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee
>Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts
>JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add)
>’checking in’ fag / meta poofter
>(followed by) “poofters fuck off”
>ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked
>coom for mommy
>guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s
>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years
>'jannies can't stop me' user
>running for local government user
>fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user
>join the union fag / union shill
>user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub
>ASISinfo Tripfag
>It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food
>who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent
>who drinking?
how do I get my bad back inspected to apply for DSP ?
ROLL CALL PART 2 OF 2
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION/ IN PROGRESS)
>guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag
>Bloke who married a Brazilian slut who took me to the cleaners once she got PR
>DSP neet in Canberra
>weird boomer anime figurine painter office government worker with lifesize trump cutout
>poster that pretends to be a superior asian and goes on about Australia and the US being Chinese land
>doomed by lollipop sign cunts schizo pasta
>guy that threatens to light himself on fire in centrelink (nabbed by glowies?)
>glowing merino poster
>'What'd ya have for dinner, lads?'
>That old fart who’s been pranked called, prank pizza’d and sent prank presents
>coomer bruce
>Sir, step away from the TP. Only one packet allowed per customer.
>fight me at ashfield bunnings, you dog
>mentally unstable doctor who lives in the QLD outback
>applying for police job user
>come on user, tell me on my discord
>guy that lives with his parents and is buying a second sex doll with his scomobux, and is proud of showing his first one to his mum.
>corona is a nothingburger guy
>the Autistic plant guy from /out/
>centrelink user namefag
and (You)
Am i forgetting anyone?
honestly have never been this comfy in my 7 years of neetdom
Mad Max when
we've become kings as NEETs just waiting on our double neetbux payments. lifes good.
Lunch? Mate I haven't even gotten out of bed yet
Based NEETs
cask red, rollies, got a steak defrosting
>it is the way
China really did engineer this virus to economically weaken the world and are trying to get a monopoly of the worlds big assets and firms didn’t they...
Can smell the wog neighbours cooking up something delightful
I get out of bed just to lie on the couch and watch TV
checked times two, ya mad lad.
11% of the country is gonna be neet by end of month
How long will the tax payer carry the back of this country till it snaps
>Unemployment rising rapidly
Anyone know unemployment % level currently?
I know that feel
>tfw got quarter ounce but my lighter's almost empty and my gatorade bong is falling apart
nooo I don't wanna leave the house
I'm lonely and bored aus/pol/.
What should I do / how do I get an aus/pol/ gf?
Reminder our based brothers at ASIO have been doing battle with china for literally 10 years. China have hacked ASIO, the ADF and parliament, as well as plotting to install a chinese spy in parliament
OH FUCK NEW ZEALAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
will be 11% by months end
based woggos, love me some nonna food
No idea but no one has a job anymore and people are loosing big money if they invested in stocks
Been trying for years mate, let me know if ya find one
And yet they sit here us and monitor us all fucking day despite us hating chinks
>11%
>Buying stocks
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reminder that queenslanders are dumb as fuck
It’s been going on for years
What would you do lads if you met a black girl that hated niggers and all kinds of blacks, was friendly and said that she was sorry that she was black and wished she was white so she could go out with you?
>actually voting
just stay at home, if they fine you toss a brick through the window of a state government building to recoup your losses
WTf is wrong with sluts and normies. Can they seriously not go a few weeks without going to the beach and parading their ass and tits in a g-string?
FFS let all get the virus I say. Fucking degenerates.
>someone said something lmao the people that pay for it are stupid
tell her to piss off i already got one
Mate, at this point I'm convinced ASIO are chinks
i voted for coronachan
bridge is inline with air flow flags should be inline with bridge!!!!
multiple live cam websites down, cameras giving different footage AHHHHH
multiple cams DOWN for maintenance?
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sydney-webcam.com
up but fake?
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normalfags aren't sentient. they operate purely on limbic system impulse and responses and have no ability to abstract. they won't even acknowledge the coronavirus as a thing until they start coughing up blood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX
>be 42
>own apartment in innercity metropolitan city outright
>had a shit go for a few years
>suddenly neet
>better check the super ay?
>pic related
how fucked am I? relatively healthy, my industry is fucked as atm
can any Yas Forumsfags tell me i should just kill myself? or is there an alt?
captcha: bikes (all pics are chink bike clusters)
bannerlord in a few days lads
market will recover in a few months or years depending on how bad it gets from here. You have plenty of time to recover. Also majority of your super should be in shares until you're like 55-65.
wtf is going on with our numbers?
Are they staggering test results or something?
if so expect an explosion of cases tomorrow, 4000+
would’ve been double that at the start of the year before the crash. See how it says
>as at today
All your shit is invested which means you lost 40-80% depending on what they invested it in. At best you lost ~35%. If they invested it for you in QANTAS and After pay you lost 90% kek
>kill yourself
why. go bang some hookers and enjoy yourself
Someone I know literally lost 100k on the stock market due to corona chan
WHOA BLACK BETTY
BAMBA LAM
>food supplies starting to run low
What are the people in that image lined up for?
Mate just spend some neetbux down at ya local Kentucky
the flags are doing what they should?
are you retarded?
7% fatality rate in australia. Don't go outside user
Only if the retard sold. I have around 150k in the market and another 100k ready to put in.
Cenno lines
That's the line for centrelink
my mates nan went to sydney hospital to be tested (wont say which) it took them 3 days to give her results. in the meantime all of the extended family were barred from the hospital, were all sent home individually to isolate. none of them were allowed to be tested.
Based schizo poster
I'm here frens. I'm taking a break from glowposting today. Is that normal?
intl or aus shares?
i noticed it's 2k up from when I last checked a week ago. the cash stays static.
Man, I know fuck all about this. I hang shit from up high above peoples heads, that i understand.
Lads I have a declined claim i need to sort out but deadset cba going in person and you can’t get through to a real person on the phone fuck me dead
Don't think he sold yet but I think that's just based of how much it's worth now
I've never had so much fun walking around the shops and taking life in.
All the Normies look utterly she'll shocked. The few retailers left look bored and depressed.
Is this what heaven is like?
Beetroot burger
You really do need to be growing your own food though. People are going to starve to death, locked down in their suburbs
Life as a sub 8 male is a scam. Competing with 12 million other men for chad's sloppy leftovers is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating women, bludging on cenno and wasting gov resources. Is that normal?
yeah, wasn't gonna kill myself, i'm comfy here rn, just thinking future. but thanks fren for the support. i'll go get a handy from some safe gookachook and think of u
Why even bother with the gaps if you're still that close lmao.
ask your parents, kiddo. they'll be selling your organs soon on wechat
all the rub and tugs are being raided right now and fined for being open during coronachan
Yeah that’s because the US market have been BRRRRRing and both their and our stock market has risen abit in the last week. That’s why you’ve re-gained abit.
Your portfolio has definitely been hammered because it was all invested in both intl and aus shares. Both of which have been hammered (top 200 company markets in AUS and US are both down 35%.)
It depends what they’d invested in specifically within the AUS and Int markets to work out your losses.
For example if they’d invested in Qantas you lost 80%. and etc, but you can use the ASX200 and Dow Jones and S&P500 as an average and assume you lost at least 35%
Oh fuck this is bad.
Sounds pretty based to me
This should be everyone's biggest fear
Depends what you think. I'd say now is a good time to own almost anything anywhere. Australian shares will be easier as you don't have to handle the tax forms and get more out of dividends but you can't ignore the US economy for the growth.
I have majority of my money tied up in the US but i'm looking at home now. If you can find some US or EU shares going cheap it would be good to get in, but there's plenty of opportunities now in the Australian market.
declined in this current climate, man thats shit. pretend youre a boong.
they already own our milk and dairy industries. Pretty soon they will own it all.
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
I hate chinks. Chinks need to be thrown off rooftops ISIS style because the only good chink is a dead chink. Is that normal?
PS. I wanked to the video of the Chinese soldier getting stabbed in Tibet.