/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2635

I can't help it bros, the lewd coronachans are just so hot
ancestors forgive me

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Anons who have it, what is it like?

I am hea see see d to the hospital.

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Post pets for cheering up.

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ANYONE HAVE ANY THICKK CORONA-CHANS?!

guys i think i got immunity from corona chan now
> got it first time
> symptoms appeared one by one
> took 2 weeks for them to develop and disappear

> went outside once
> all previous symptoms appeared quickly when came back to home
> they are also a little more serious than last time
> but they all disappeared 2 days later

considering that the symptoms are the result of immunity response, does this mean i have immunity for corona chan now?

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what the fuck is this at 1:08
youtube.com/watch?v=5P77bUdE4p4

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Guys, /ptg/ is saying that this a conspiracy where the deep state is just finding at risk people close to dying, and then counting them as corona victims once they die. All as a conspiracy against trump.

Is this feasible? Or are they full of shit?

States borders will close

In the even that this isn't statistical noise or converging to a true mortality value, its likely due to hospitals reaching their limit.

She cute

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Proofs?

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we see that happening with everyone telling new yorkers to fuck off. here in massachusetts they said 'please' self quarantine for 14 days if you're traveling interstate

nothing is enforced by law or fines yet, though. i think they're afraid.

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need animated dabbing

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I am legend happening soon.

Reposting from end of last thread:
I've been farting up a storm with some diarrhoea today, do you think I've got the wu flu?
I don't think I've got a temperature, I haven't been coughing either.

Only in my lungs
Coof! coof!

What were the symptoms user?

>Be Chong, loyal member of CCP
>Ordered to shill propaganda on Yas Forums
>hard to see computer screen through burning corpse smoke
>I love the CCP, I am free man, they told me so, China will grow larger
>Sleep on desk because apartment door welded shut for China
>"New infections are only coming from outside country faggot kek" i post
>Replies say tiananmen square, whinnie the pooh
>I know not what these words mean, I am free man, China will grow larger
>Other CCP shill coughs, he is replaced
>"China has stopped the spread, all businesses reopen for China!"
>Americans call Trump faggot, how can they do this? are their gulags full?
>Chinese hospital outside window collapses, +1739 recovered
>"China is reducing active cases everyday! it is only possible because of Xi!"
>Lungs bleeding but Xi said i don't have virus, cough from excitement.
>Black bag covers my head, I am replaced.
>I am free man, China will grow larger

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>blonde

>/ptg/ not being full of shit

Get a brain, moran.

any good sources on frank costumes so i can be spared

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China stop virus!
China numba wan!
China never lies! Numbers 100% legit!
No Chinese deaths in 0-9 age range!
China take good care of children!
Coincidence that 21 million people cancel cellphones
Ignore lower traffic index!
These are capitalist lies!
Black rain in Japan caused by US!
No elevated methane over Chinese cities!
Stop lieing about glorious China!
China strong, Corona stand no chance, we win!

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They are full of shit user and in deep denial concerning reality. The media is not trying to hype this up but rather calm people down as things are beyond control.
They just can't cope with this reality that things are fucked.

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cough, low fever, chest pain, headache, fatigue

Anyone kind of just want to get the virus and self isolate for a month just to get it over with? We're all going to fucking get it, I wouldn't mind just locking myself in my room and fighting the virus myself, so I don't have to deal with all of this anxiety. Am I retarded?

why are chinese so fucked up and when did they get like that?

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Fema coffins

Yeah they're full of shit looks like i have it and it sucks ass bigly
Healthy non-smoker 23 yo

they are pic related

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this gif kek

My cat from a few years ago. Not the best picture admittedly.

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Aryan

what the FUCK

Anons, I don't have much time to talk, but I work at a very high level of the military and today a BSL4 epidemiologist gave us a briefing. It said something along the lines of:
>This [kungflu] will not stop until a year or one-and-a-half years from now, with our without a vaccine.
>If a vaccine gets created it WILL ONLY STOP/SLOWDOWN THE REPLICATION OF IT [rice rabies], NOT ELIMINATE THE VIRUS
>It will NEVER go away or get eradicated. It will just "integrate" to our immune systems
>50% - 60% of the global population will become infected within a year.
>There will be two waves of infection, perhaps more, the second wave begins after the summer of this year (Autumn/Winter 2020).
>During the summer things will seem to go back to "normal" but DO NOT LIFT THE QUARANTINES, LIFE WILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN. ECONOMIES CAN BE REBUILT THE LIVES OF CITIZENS WON'T. THE SOCIAL DISTANCING MUST BE MAINTAINED
>THIS WILL ONLY STOP WHEN ALMOST EVERYONE IS INFECTED OR BECOMES IMMUNIZED
>There's at least 10 times more infected than the confirmed cases, but that also means the death rate is lower.
>From the WHO report, it seems like the virus kills at the same death rate EVERYWHERE, the discrepancies on each country come from HOW WELL MEDICAL STAFF COUNTS THE DEATH
>Millions will die and more will perish from the recession that comes after/from this (we're still unclear about this, we just know it will happen).
>After this we have to worry about the next pandemic, which will be a Rhinovirus (flu) strain which, yet again could come from China
>we are not prepared for this nor the next pandemic, something must be done or millions more will die unnecessarily.
>WE HAVE TO CLOSE OUR BORDERS OR ALL OUR EFFORTS WILL BE FUTILE
>WE CANNOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO GO OUT
>I DOUBT WE'LL FIND A CURE IN TIME

Screencap this for future references. Yas Forums you were like a family to me, take care, shit is about to get way too real. (already posted this in another thread)

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Did you have it?

/ptg/ is a bunch of kike loving redditors I literally did not read the rest of your post

Are you washing your hands? Be honest.

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ITS FUCKING NOTHING SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT HAS MUTATED BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER. IT DOESNT KILL THAT MANY PEOPLE. IT IS NOT DOOMSDAY. SHIT UP SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!

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Crematoriums only burn medical waste
No people burn
No elevated methane
all lies
0 new cases in China
only foreigners bring virus to China!

My head is hot and throat irritated. I think this is it bros

we're all gonna get infected lads

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yes because you don't know the long term consequences of this unknown thing.
i'm pretty sure i've already had it but i'm not taking any chances. why play golf in a thunderstorm?

he says 2020 coronavirus

/ptg/ is literally kike filled

Extremely.

I have to refer to

10,000 years living under countless dynasties with poor living conditions and a communal mentality/culture turns your people into bug people.

muh freedom

717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.

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cute pets, i would post mine but i live in a predominately chinese area and don't want chang getting ideas